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Don’t knoes whether to eats you or luvs you or both.
Yay Cookie’s H for furvest from last! I’s in teh kichn rite nao, what wud u liek to drink?
Chocolate milk - full strength (none of dat skimmmed/water stuff I usually drinks), and go heavy on da choclate.
oooh, mai kine of choklit milker! Commin rite up, wif ekstra choko-sprinkles on tawp.
Since I be in yor kitchen, aksepting yor hopitalitee, you have any sorts of cakes or pies or ice creems you wants to offers me? When I eats them over the internettube, they not be fattening.
I got teh Breyers chonklit ice creemz, teh chawklit creem pie wif teh homemade whippy creem on top, and teh itty bitty coco cookies. Dat enuff? Here u go!
Also can maek teh chwklit cake when u dun wif teh ovver fuds.
As soon as I awaken from da Choclate Coma (comatose, but with smile on face), I’ll be reddy for teh cake. And kan I take a cupple slices home for later?
u can take teh hoal thing, my stretch pants haz stretch pants……
oh, yesh, CH! we haves wutevr u may wunt!
ai fugotted that ai hired zauberflote teh othur dai
ur paydai iz 2morow, rite?
Fine - I’ll take another round of all da chocklate I just had…..I’ll jog it off later.
You will haz to jog all day, I m fraid.
but this choclit are virshual so you can haz as much as you wants
and no has to jog.
wii haz so much ov choklit dat yu kan go 4 daes wif owt eeting ennyting else nd wii will still hav moar than wii noes wut 2 doo wif!
Onli haz to take a virchool jog…
nd BIG virchool strechy pants!
ai only aksepts pai on alternet Toosdais of monfs wiffout “r”s in em.
2 kompikated! ai’ll just givs yu tin frii cheezburgerz 2morrow, k?
does you want marshmalloz wid it?
I also makes sum coffee and cocoa flavured sugah and sprinklez them on the
marshmallowz iz yummy, here taste sum
Yes, Yes, YES!!!! Just let me go upstares first and get my strech pants reddy….
eye hass sume knew keewl chocklayte marshymellows—furr reel! 4 R hotty Kokoa—-nebbef enuf chockylet yoo know………
I drinkin choclate milk rite now! Iz 2% milk with nesquik syrup…yummmmmmmm
my cats name is cookie
Hannibul & Clarice.
wow. diss ended up so far down.
Dis wuz in response to Cookieshuman saying, “Don’t knoes whether to eats you
or luvs you or both.”
Dat IZ like Hannibul and Clarice, izn’t it! I think he luvved her, and wuld only eat her az a desert. If dat makes it any better….
awwwww…heed nebbur eet her. Lubbed her too much. Butt no dowt thot
her wuz tastee!!
y haz no wun ben danseing foar CH? ai just gotted a noo danse floar just wayting 2 b dansed awn! ai danse foar yu, CH! wut theme yu wunt?
Thanks, n1ip - we started da dansing outside, under da full monn, to “Dansing in da Moonlight.” (That post got pushed way down somehow! Obviously da atmospheric pressure pushes the posts downward…or iz it da grabbity PULLS them downward???)
When we gets cold and thirsty, we brings party into npip, and danses til the moon goes down. Come join us! (maybe brings some hot choklate?)
i slurp u rite up!
Kitteh sez: “Dat’s what I be worried about.”
Watch out goggie, u noz u can never has just one kitteh…
careful…… haz pointee endz…. no feel so gret in goggie tummy.
here - lemme git that orf yer fayce - let mommeh help yu…
jus spit awn tihs hankee…
ROFL!
o…that wuz yu…i thot wuz spittin on a hankie…sry kitteh!
Mom’s Spit, kleams ebberyfing!
an is teh strawngist haersprai knoen to man. An yu still wont tehm to kiss yu nitenite!
anotehr intersp….inspter…..innerspashul….cross-breed adoption, ai gess
Kitteh sez: “dat’s the biggest tongue I’ve ever seen!”
“And it not nice and ruff like my momma’s tongue…”
muss B Y Googie iz such a smooth-tawkin’ d00d…
knot so snarlly and demanding as kittehz.
Wimp.
IttehBittehKitteh has a BEEG fren!
.
IBK…wheres r u?
Hi Romeow. Issnt it funneh how we worreh bowt owr frens? Seems like onlee yesterday I gotted teh sweetest note on teh Yahoo Cheezfrens message board from Itteh. So she be juss fine. Butt iff we not see owr cheezfrens for a cuppul ub days, we get nerbus!!
OMG, Romeow!!!
I saw ur pic on her site when I went to post the same one!!!
That’s so cool!
Grate minds, Kafleen…grate minds.
i wunner iff’n eye coold joyen this Cheezfrens message borg:
ore due yue hastsa B ‘bited? I wuz sorta wating 2 sea.
eye fink iz hokay 2 juss joynup. Kafleen inbitedz mii , but az eye awreddy haz a yahu eyeden tittty tehr wuz sum snrfagginsmultuff an eye cudden seam 2 b mii en e moar!! pea kuliarms!!
bess ob luk wif eet!
I hadda hart tyme 2, at furst. But finely - wif dMarie’s help, I gotz awl sined up… Mor 2 keep up wif!! Sheesh! Iz gettin skinni fingars frum teh tiping…..an’ brane freize…. an’ lakka sleep an… an.. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz HUH?!? Wut!?!?
kitkay, you dont need an offishul inbitashun. just clik on D Marie’s naem in blue aadn go frum dere.
Public Serbice Annownzmint
JCH40gabzillyunK (have you herd ob her?) would like uz to sign up so if wee gets wurried aboot sum wun MIA there’s sum way to get a messj to dem.
(but doant gib any purrsonom informashun to LCB, for obliviyus raisins)
Oh, sweetee! U not has too bee invited! Juss bee a lubbur ub teh cheez
burger site!!
Butt I invites u ennywai!!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
okay, i lukked, but i dint see Kafleen. wut are i dewin rong?
Oh noe, U don’t have to be invited, but do please put your posting name in when you fill out the join this group form. If you don’t, we can’t tell who you are.
We gots 92 members now! Wow!
All ICHC peeps are invited….
franks, ebberwon…I’ll due it soon….I didnt know ’bout whut Janet can has sed about this, but I doan reed/riot on ebbery picture–usually won or maybe too a day–cuz I doan have thyme, or I is tooo slow—so sumthymes I miss teh “news”—also, I am amazed at how you’all recomember so mush about yore chudders—-i wischt I cood bemember so mush, srsly!—an like yoos guis has awl the cheezlore ‘bememberized–wow, an yoo know wear ebberyfing is, and taht is berry w00ty, 2! (sumwon should post a summary, or noosletter wiff imp. historical developments–maybee?)
oh, an fanks 2 kafleen 4 teh inbite…lookin’ 4-word 2 seaing yous soon!
Don feelz baad kitkay. Yoor not teh onlee 1 taht haz to werk 2 keep up!. Mee 2- But iz werf it!
Habnt scene her fur looong thyme.
Shepherds lub appetizers.
thas what i wuz thinkin
Kitteh: “Iz not appetyzer”
kitteh so tiny, he can hardly b called an entree.
he be a mini shepherd’s sweetiepie
Naw, he be un amuse-bouche.
wow…taht’s gotta be a rush… kitteh prolly kin bearlee stend ups.. Kong Rats! Cookieshoomin!! Furdest fum lazt FTW!!! Wuht kinna dantz joo wahnt?