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Don’t knoes whether to eats you or luvs you or both.
Yay Cookie’s H for furvest from last! I’s in teh kichn rite nao, what wud u liek to drink?
Chocolate milk – full strength (none of dat skimmmed/water stuff I usually drinks), and go heavy on da choclate.
oooh, mai kine of choklit milker! Commin rite up, wif ekstra choko-sprinkles on tawp.
Since I be in yor kitchen, aksepting yor hopitalitee, you have any sorts of cakes or pies or ice creems you wants to offers me? When I eats them over the internettube, they not be fattening.
I got teh Breyers chonklit ice creemz, teh chawklit creem pie wif teh homemade whippy creem on top, and teh itty bitty coco cookies. Dat enuff? Here u go!
Also can maek teh chwklit cake when u dun wif teh ovver fuds.
As soon as I awaken from da Choclate Coma (comatose, but with smile on face), I’ll be reddy for teh cake. And kan I take a cupple slices home for later?
u can take teh hoal thing, my stretch pants haz stretch pants……
oh, yesh, CH! we haves wutevr u may wunt!
ai fugotted that ai hired zauberflote teh othur dai
ur paydai iz 2morow, rite?
Fine – I’ll take another round of all da chocklate I just had…..I’ll jog it off later.
You will haz to jog all day, I m fraid.
but this choclit are virshual so you can haz as much as you wants
and no has to jog.
wii haz so much ov choklit dat yu kan go 4 daes wif owt eeting ennyting else nd wii will still hav moar than wii noes wut 2 doo wif!
Onli haz to take a virchool jog…
nd BIG virchool strechy pants!
ai only aksepts pai on alternet Toosdais of monfs wiffout “r”s in em.
2 kompikated! ai’ll just givs yu tin frii cheezburgerz 2morrow, k?
does you want marshmalloz wid it?
I also makes sum coffee and cocoa flavured sugah and sprinklez them on the
marshmallowz iz yummy, here taste sum
Yes, Yes, YES!!!! Just let me go upstares first and get my strech pants reddy….
eye hass sume knew keewl chocklayte marshymellows—furr reel! 4 R hotty Kokoa—-nebbef enuf chockylet yoo know………
I drinkin choclate milk rite now! Iz 2% milk with nesquik syrup…yummmmmmmm
my cats name is cookie
Hannibul & Clarice.
wow. diss ended up so far down.
Dis wuz in response to Cookieshuman saying, “Don’t knoes whether to eats you
or luvs you or both.”
Dat IZ like Hannibul and Clarice, izn’t it! I think he luvved her, and wuld only eat her az a desert. If dat makes it any better….
awwwww…heed nebbur eet her. Lubbed her too much. Butt no dowt thot
her wuz tastee!!
y haz no wun ben danseing foar CH? ai just gotted a noo danse floar just wayting 2 b dansed awn! ai danse foar yu, CH! wut theme yu wunt?
Thanks, n1ip – we started da dansing outside, under da full monn, to “Dansing in da Moonlight.” (That post got pushed way down somehow! Obviously da atmospheric pressure pushes the posts downward…or iz it da grabbity PULLS them downward???)
When we gets cold and thirsty, we brings party into npip, and danses til the moon goes down. Come join us! (maybe brings some hot choklate?)
i slurp u rite up!
Kitteh sez: “Dat’s what I be worried about.”
Watch out goggie, u noz u can never has just one kitteh…
careful…… haz pointee endz…. no feel so gret in goggie tummy.
here – lemme git that orf yer fayce – let mommeh help yu…
jus spit awn tihs hankee…
ROFL!
o…that wuz yu…i thot wuz spittin on a hankie…sry kitteh!
Mom’s Spit, kleams ebberyfing!
an is teh strawngist haersprai knoen to man. An yu still wont tehm to kiss yu nitenite!
anotehr intersp….inspter…..innerspashul….cross-breed adoption, ai gess
Kitteh sez: “dat’s the biggest tongue I’ve ever seen!”
“And it not nice and ruff like my momma’s tongue…”
muss B Y Googie iz such a smooth-tawkin’ d00d…
knot so snarlly and demanding as kittehz.
Wimp.
IttehBittehKitteh has a BEEG fren!
.
IBK…wheres r u?
Hi Romeow. Issnt it funneh how we worreh bowt owr frens? Seems like onlee yesterday I gotted teh sweetest note on teh Yahoo Cheezfrens message board from Itteh. So she be juss fine. Butt iff we not see owr cheezfrens for a cuppul ub days, we get nerbus!!
OMG, Romeow!!!
I saw ur pic on her site when I went to post the same one!!!
That’s so cool!
Grate minds, Kafleen…grate minds.
i wunner iff’n eye coold joyen this Cheezfrens message borg:
ore due yue hastsa B ‘bited? I wuz sorta wating 2 sea.
eye fink iz hokay 2 juss joynup. Kafleen inbitedz mii , but az eye awreddy haz a yahu eyeden tittty tehr wuz sum snrfagginsmultuff an eye cudden seam 2 b mii en e moar!! pea kuliarms!!
bess ob luk wif eet!
I hadda hart tyme 2, at furst. But finely – wif dMarie’s help, I gotz awl sined up… Mor 2 keep up wif!! Sheesh! Iz gettin skinni fingars frum teh tiping…..an’ brane freize…. an’ lakka sleep an… an.. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz HUH?!? Wut!?!?
kitkay, you dont need an offishul inbitashun. just clik on D Marie’s naem in blue aadn go frum dere.
Public Serbice Annownzmint
JCH40gabzillyunK (have you herd ob her?) would like uz to sign up so if wee gets wurried aboot sum wun MIA there’s sum way to get a messj to dem.
(but doant gib any purrsonom informashun to LCB, for obliviyus raisins)
Oh, sweetee! U not has too bee invited! Juss bee a lubbur ub teh cheez
burger site!!
Butt I invites u ennywai!!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
okay, i lukked, but i dint see Kafleen. wut are i dewin rong?
Oh noe, U don’t have to be invited, but do please put your posting name in when you fill out the join this group form. If you don’t, we can’t tell who you are.
We gots 92 members now! Wow!
All ICHC peeps are invited….
franks, ebberwon…I’ll due it soon….I didnt know ’bout whut Janet can has sed about this, but I doan reed/riot on ebbery picture–usually won or maybe too a day–cuz I doan have thyme, or I is tooo slow—so sumthymes I miss teh “news”—also, I am amazed at how you’all recomember so mush about yore chudders—-i wischt I cood bemember so mush, srsly!—an like yoos guis has awl the cheezlore ‘bememberized–wow, an yoo know wear ebberyfing is, and taht is berry w00ty, 2! (sumwon should post a summary, or noosletter wiff imp. historical developments–maybee?)
oh, an fanks 2 kafleen 4 teh inbite…lookin’ 4-word 2 seaing yous soon!
Don feelz baad kitkay. Yoor not teh onlee 1 taht haz to werk 2 keep up!. Mee 2- But iz werf it!
Habnt scene her fur looong thyme.
Shepherds lub appetizers.
thas what i wuz thinkin
Kitteh: “Iz not appetyzer”
kitteh so tiny, he can hardly b called an entree.
he be a mini shepherd’s sweetiepie
Naw, he be un amuse-bouche.
wow…taht’s gotta be a rush… kitteh prolly kin bearlee stend ups.. Kong Rats! Cookieshoomin!! Furdest fum lazt FTW!!! Wuht kinna dantz joo wahnt?
Since Luna Kitteh asked, and since we had de lunar eklipse last nite, can we danse under the moon to “Dancing in da Moonlite?” Don’t worry – it not be cold out dere. When we do start feeling kold, we comes in and sits in front of da fireplase, and let the kittehs lays on us and warms us up.
Ai cud danz under teh moom if ai could see it! No eklips 4 me last nite, it snoowed insted.
Bummer on yur eklipseless nite. We had snow 2, but ended just when eklipse be starting. Was very clear during da orange-moon phase (God turned da moon orange becuz he luves my dear little orange Cookie so much!). Stars were out, snow was pretty in darknesss, but SO COLD!!!! Kould only go out for a cupple sekonds at a time. Kould I have some mor hot choklate and choklate cake?
bud ob coarse, Cookemee’s perrson, yoo needs 2 gits plinty ob chawklet ebbery day; it’s a teh bawtom o teh fud peery mid, now, yoo no. So, ete up, an hab sum lefftober Gods eye ball valentine’s candee (sweeties) 4 dessert!
Tank U, Kitkay – I will haz anuther God’s eye ball choklate truffle.
By da way, I read yur post a cupple dayz ago about the book that sayz orange cats are geneticalllly inclined to be extra sweet and loving…..It be my experience that this be true (even the part about being kinda fearful…little Cookie iz VERY shy (hydes from kompany), but the orange (and buff-color) boyz I’ve had were very bold and manly (and INKREDIBLY sweet and loving)
mah Injeh is very sweet and loving too but not very shy, she a big
orange ball of floofeh.
wid so much choclit and sugah you is going to be up all nite runnin around
wid the kittehs
Maybe this wuld be good time to inspect the legendary nawty barn…
Trust meh, nobuddeh iz gonna mess wif dis liddle kitteh.
Beeg brudder goggie will alwais be watching.
BUT AI DON WAN A BAFF!!!
Iz Caturday nite, kitteh.
U gettin a baff wheber u lieks it or nawt.
Cum heer an lets meh get behine ur ears.
Gibs a noo meaning to Spit Baff.
If kitteh sits down,
wud it b a sits baff?
.
If goggie gets upset
wud kitteh feel teh wrath ov teh baff?
.
OK, I stop nao.
O noes, Romeows ! / dunnot stop nao / KOME BAFF HARE !!!
I tinks the big German Shepherd is bowing down to meet his new master….
beeg goggie tryz 2 kiss hymns noo massterz hand:
FAILS!
lease him noez hoom b bawz!!
Misshunary goggie founds an early convert
is captizing the kitteh into teh fold.
Dis be teh church of teh Drool frum On High?
babtizm buy tung: moar thew-row than sprinkling, but wiffout teh dunking in water, that teh kittehs feer and loof.
awwwww! *SPLLLLOOOORRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT* dat b sooooooo kyoot!
Oops – heer, no1, lets me halp yew.
Heer be yoar braynes …. *scoop, scoop*
Ai pop tehm bak foar yew…. *pat, pat, pat*
An ai sekewer tehm sayfley wif teh duct taype … *taype, taype, taype*
Heer is a nyce floofy blankeht foar yew, an some chocklit.
Mememember to ALWAIS hab yoar CHRG tew hand. Teh kyoot kan be full of daynjur!
tanks, handikat! ai keep fugeting mah CHG at hoem!
Iz neerly bedtyme heer in Inngerland (hauf past ellebben), so ai has myne to hand.
Yew can borrow it, if yew lyke * throws CHRG – jus toss it back when yew’re finnished. Ai’m goin tew bed naow :yawwns:
otay, nitey-nite!
Sleep well, handikat. Hope you and the kittehs stay warm and all have sweet dreams.
::::::Clappn hanz:::::: jesssss… grate sawng, Cookieshoomin!!! Dat eek clips wuz verreh kuhl…
Braking nyooz – kitteh enkownters jiant tongue!
Possibul jeppordy to eers!
(Such a grate pic! Ai awmost splorted!)
lasst nyte wuz teh 3 kitteh nyte.. n a hawt watter botle 2, hear en Skedattle…
An u has big dog breath.
And a beeg fren heart.
aww so shweet!
kitteh: I leik yoo / I likk yoo / i can has kitteh-furr breff! ?!1?
Kitteh can’t hold his licker
hair of teh dog shood help . . .
an wipe that smeernoff ur face
i aint a gonna tellz U a gin !
ai’m gonna scotch that ruoomer rite now!!
ut absinthe maikz ze hart grow founder.
kitteh be lookin at teh wurld thru rose kolored lashes
i haz a snak
“Shepards wasched der flocks by nite….”
(ohh, I foted it wuz “shepards washed der floofs by nite”!
OMG — Brilliant! ur vershun of teh nativitee story wuld be awesum & much full of cute.
Warnin: This piksher ekseeds ur daley rekamendashuns of kewt. Plz to be usin CHRG(wdoi) so as tu prevent spontaneous combushchun.
2 too laet for me, D.R. – I’z gone an dun SPLORT-ed all ober teh plaec. Dis kyoot didna eben gib me a chance to fine mah CHRG(wdoi)….
It’z bin dat kine ov day
tat kitteh luks like a smallr vershon of mine
u iz morselous
cute picture. i bet nobody messes with that kitty!
Oooh, I need a taste of that! Just made ma day! Now where the heck’s those flippin’ chips…
I onest had a cyoot liddle tucseedo kitteh like dis. She grew up to b teh orneryestes kitteh I eber had. Wif ginormously pointy ends. But I lubbed her NEway.
diz message theropee not so grate akshualy
SPLORT!
Oh, K T CAT – yoo shud bee extree careful nawt to splort so cloas to teh bottom!!! Nawt so menee peeple get down this far. Now yoo’ve been lyin there awl nit.
Furst – we rap yoo up in thiz purtee sawft bankee so yoo can get warm.
Then *scoop scoopity scoop* scraaaaaaype* *puhloop* *pat pat pat* ai putz awl the braynes bak in. an *snap* *tug tug tud* *pat* ai putz awn yur CHRG(wdoi) – an THERE! AWL BEDDER!
Just trai to remember to bring hav wun wif yoo.
(an – ai went to yur site – verree nice. Don’t agree wif ebreething, but ai DOO liek speshullee what yoo sayed about WannaSmile. That iz reelee a moast charming liddle place.
I tink many splorts from dis pic
Oh noes, goggie, doesn’t u no dat teh kittehs is porous? An now teh ickkle tuxie kittn is awl slobbery!!! Bad goggie. Go fetch mommeh teh billyun dollar towell we keeps for dese ‘merjensees.
“ugh i ben kist by a gog, i haz gog germs! get some disenfektint, get some iodynez! agh!!!”
[/peenutz chrismus]
I tellz you…lickenz kitehs bac iz better than lickenz froggeez
this sheperd is confusd….this not sheep
i haz a carwash
OMG do something
I lick you very much!
lolipop kitteh
and teh kitteh thinks “Braces fer teh impakts!”
Awww dat soz coot!
Dat is so coot i wawna expalode!!!*explodes*Wow. Hau coot can joo get?!?