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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Cookie's human

Don’t knoes whether to eats you or luvs you or both.

zauberflote

Yay Cookie’s H for furvest from last! I’s in teh kichn rite nao, what wud u liek to drink?

Cookie's human

Chocolate milk - full strength (none of dat skimmmed/water stuff I usually drinks), and go heavy on da choclate.

zauberflote

oooh, mai kine of choklit milker! Commin rite up, wif ekstra choko-sprinkles on tawp.

 
Cookie's human

Since I be in yor kitchen, aksepting yor hopitalitee, you have any sorts of cakes or pies or ice creems you wants to offers me? When I eats them over the internettube, they not be fattening.

zauberflote

I got teh Breyers chonklit ice creemz, teh chawklit creem pie wif teh homemade whippy creem on top, and teh itty bitty coco cookies. Dat enuff? Here u go!

zauberflote

Also can maek teh chwklit cake when u dun wif teh ovver fuds.

Cookie's human

As soon as I awaken from da Choclate Coma (comatose, but with smile on face), I’ll be reddy for teh cake. And kan I take a cupple slices home for later?

zauberflote

u can take teh hoal thing, my stretch pants haz stretch pants……

 
 
 
 
no 1 in particular

oh, yesh, CH! we haves wutevr u may wunt! :)
ai fugotted that ai hired zauberflote teh othur dai
ur paydai iz 2morow, rite?

Cookie's human

Fine - I’ll take another round of all da chocklate I just had…..I’ll jog it off later.

two_kittehs

You will haz to jog all day, I m fraid.

but this choclit are virshual so you can haz as much as you wants
and no has to jog.

 
no 1 in particular

wii haz so much ov choklit dat yu kan go 4 daes wif owt eeting ennyting else nd wii will still hav moar than wii noes wut 2 doo wif!

bunniwaz

Onli haz to take a virchool jog…

no 1 in particular

nd BIG virchool strechy pants!

 
 
 
 
zauberflote

ai only aksepts pai on alternet Toosdais of monfs wiffout “r”s in em.

no 1 in particular

2 kompikated! ai’ll just givs yu tin frii cheezburgerz 2morrow, k?

 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

does you want marshmalloz wid it?

I also makes sum coffee and cocoa flavured sugah and sprinklez them on the
marshmallowz iz yummy, here taste sum

Cookie's human

Yes, Yes, YES!!!! Just let me go upstares first and get my strech pants reddy….

 
kitkay

eye hass sume knew keewl chocklayte marshymellows—furr reel! 4 R hotty Kokoa—-nebbef enuf chockylet yoo know………

 
 
MishMel

I drinkin choclate milk rite now! Iz 2% milk with nesquik syrup…yummmmmmmm

 
 
KittehGotPwnd!

my cats name is cookie

 
 
kafleen

wow. diss ended up so far down.

Dis wuz in response to Cookieshuman saying, “Don’t knoes whether to eats you
or luvs you or both.”

Cookie's human

Dat IZ like Hannibul and Clarice, izn’t it! I think he luvved her, and wuld only eat her az a desert. If dat makes it any better….

kafleen

awwwww…heed nebbur eet her. Lubbed her too much. Butt no dowt thot
her wuz tastee!!

 
 
 
 
no 1 in particular

y haz no wun ben danseing foar CH? ai just gotted a noo danse floar just wayting 2 b dansed awn! ai danse foar yu, CH! wut theme yu wunt?

Cookie's human

Thanks, n1ip - we started da dansing outside, under da full monn, to “Dansing in da Moonlight.” (That post got pushed way down somehow! Obviously da atmospheric pressure pushes the posts downward…or iz it da grabbity PULLS them downward???)

When we gets cold and thirsty, we brings party into npip, and danses til the moon goes down. Come join us! (maybe brings some hot choklate?)

 
 
 
zauberflote

i slurp u rite up!

Cookie's human

Kitteh sez: “Dat’s what I be worried about.”

 
Chicken Girl

Watch out goggie, u noz u can never has just one kitteh…

 
smokeys daddy

careful…… haz pointee endz…. no feel so gret in goggie tummy.

 
 
cSmall

here - lemme git that orf yer fayce - let mommeh help yu…

Ambercat

jus spit awn tihs hankee…

 
cSmall

o…that wuz yu…i thot wuz spittin on a hankie…sry kitteh!

 
kitkay

Mom’s Spit, kleams ebberyfing!

Ambercat

an is teh strawngist haersprai knoen to man. An yu still wont tehm to kiss yu nitenite!

 
 
 
zauberflote

anotehr intersp….inspter…..innerspashul….cross-breed adoption, ai gess

 
 
Cookie's human

Kitteh sez: “dat’s the biggest tongue I’ve ever seen!”

Cookie's human

“And it not nice and ruff like my momma’s tongue…”

kitkay

muss B Y Googie iz such a smooth-tawkin’ d00d…
knot so snarlly and demanding as kittehz.
Wimp.

 
 
 
Romeow

IttehBittehKitteh has a BEEG fren!
.
IBK…wheres r u?

kafleen

Hi Romeow. Issnt it funneh how we worreh bowt owr frens? Seems like onlee yesterday I gotted teh sweetest note on teh Yahoo Cheezfrens message board from Itteh. So she be juss fine. Butt iff we not see owr cheezfrens for a cuppul ub days, we get nerbus!! :)

kafleen

OMG, Romeow!!!

I saw ur pic on her site when I went to post the same one!!!

That’s so cool!

Romeow

Grate minds, Kafleen…grate minds.

 
 
kitkay

i wunner iff’n eye coold joyen this Cheezfrens message borg:

kitkay

ore due yue hastsa B ‘bited? I wuz sorta wating 2 sea.

gibbocat

eye fink iz hokay 2 juss joynup. Kafleen inbitedz mii , but az eye awreddy haz a yahu eyeden tittty tehr wuz sum snrfagginsmultuff an eye cudden seam 2 b mii en e moar!! pea kuliarms!!
bess ob luk wif eet!

idansdansdans

I hadda hart tyme 2, at furst. But finely - wif dMarie’s help, I gotz awl sined up… Mor 2 keep up wif!! Sheesh! Iz gettin skinni fingars frum teh tiping…..an’ brane freize…. an’ lakka sleep an… an.. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz HUH?!? Wut!?!?

 
 
mary O'Spockn

kitkay, you dont need an offishul inbitashun. just clik on D Marie’s naem in blue aadn go frum dere.

Public Serbice Annownzmint

JCH40gabzillyunK (have you herd ob her?) would like uz to sign up so if wee gets wurried aboot sum wun MIA there’s sum way to get a messj to dem.

(but doant gib any purrsonom informashun to LCB, for obliviyus raisins)

 
kafleen

Oh, sweetee! U not has too bee invited! Juss bee a lubbur ub teh cheez
burger site!!

Butt I invites u ennywai!!

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/

mary O'Spockn

okay, i lukked, but i dint see Kafleen. wut are i dewin rong?

 
 
D Marie

Oh noe, U don’t have to be invited, but do please put your posting name in when you fill out the join this group form. If you don’t, we can’t tell who you are.

We gots 92 members now! Wow!

All ICHC peeps are invited….

kitkay

franks, ebberwon…I’ll due it soon….I didnt know ’bout whut Janet can has sed about this, but I doan reed/riot on ebbery picture–usually won or maybe too a day–cuz I doan have thyme, or I is tooo slow—so sumthymes I miss teh “news”—also, I am amazed at how you’all recomember so mush about yore chudders—-i wischt I cood bemember so mush, srsly!—an like yoos guis has awl the cheezlore ‘bememberized–wow, an yoo know wear ebberyfing is, and taht is berry w00ty, 2! (sumwon should post a summary, or noosletter wiff imp. historical developments–maybee?)
oh, an fanks 2 kafleen 4 teh inbite…lookin’ 4-word 2 seaing yous soon!

idansdansdans

Don feelz baad kitkay. Yoor not teh onlee 1 taht haz to werk 2 keep up!. Mee 2- But iz werf it!

 
 
 
 
 
 
drizzlesmom

Habnt scene her fur looong thyme.

 
 
Romeow

Shepherds lub appetizers.

lolnascar

thas what i wuz thinkin
Kitteh: “Iz not appetyzer”

Romeow

kitteh so tiny, he can hardly b called an entree.

Pittypat

he be a mini shepherd’s sweetiepie

 
 
 
 
 
Luna Kitteh

wow…taht’s gotta be a rush… kitteh prolly kin bearlee stend ups.. Kong Rats! Cookieshoomin!! Furdest fum lazt FTW!!! Wuht kinna dantz joo wahnt?