Comments on: Sry. We not interested in ur

By: lolcathater

lolcathater — Thu, 27 May 2010 05:03:16 +0000

stop talking in dumb language
i cannot understand its all liek thiss and liek taht and god awful

By: hans hadman

hans hadman — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:42:45 +0000

of course, the cat’s better.

By: PLZZ_BRAHH

PLZZ_BRAHH — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 05:03:35 +0000

I throw awt odder goggie, i throw awt u too’s

Kitteh feels no pitty for yuhs

By: Nevwyn

Nevwyn — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 13:29:27 +0000

is eben mad cold in kalyforn-I-A. *achoo* so eye danzez for two_kittehs and to keeps warmz!

By: Jason Brian Merrill

Jason Brian Merrill — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:36:22 +0000

“mindless dogma”

what a sad generalization for such a nice site….

By: Andre

Andre — Wed, 14 May 2008 18:10:33 +0000

You ar JW to? I ar JW too, frum no yorke…wur u frum? I leev clowse to Betul.

By: Marcus

Marcus — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:31:36 +0000

the kat iz been very jerk!

By: Marcus

Marcus — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:13:45 +0000

Oh, that dawg has the sweetest face!

By: Foshizzel

Foshizzel — Fri, 09 May 2008 20:25:52 +0000

…………… i ar JW…………………. -_-’

By: Webtacs

Webtacs — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:33:45 +0000

Yea I am sorry, I am not buying. But you can annoy the neighbors if you want (they annoy me enough)

By: Webtacs

Webtacs — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 17:23:36 +0000

OMG, dog on cat mortal combat

By: Polly Dactyl

Polly Dactyl — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:17:43 +0000

Don’t step in teh dogma!

By: Polly Dactyl

Polly Dactyl — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:00:33 +0000

U has a Onslo kitteh? I has a Sheridan kitteh. U watches teh Hyacinth show too?

By: Azazel

Azazel — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:41:58 +0000

Hehehe, I really did laugh out loud when the vote count was 666

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 16:33:13 +0000

Ai doan lyke teh black puddin eiver.It is an akwyred tayste ai fink.-ai nebber akwyred it.Nor teh kid neez.
Mai Dad lykes it berry much.Ai awlways buy him a hole puddin wen ai see it in teh supermarket.
Tryin differen fud beez a hobbie fur me,but sum tings jess nebber seem rite!!

By: cockatoo

cockatoo — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:39:36 +0000

Im in teh US Midwest, but hev hubbie uv Scots anses…aynsis…his granfathrs wuz Scots. Grate-granfathr drov Royal Scot. So we gav our boyz Scots names, an now bof lerning to play pipes. 9 year old maks awful skweekys sownds on chanter! Wee hoeps to go to Scotland this sommer, maybee see Scottish games….Cockatoo luvs teh big strong men! RU in Scotland, Paws?

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:33:52 +0000

y iz u censsurin h**l?

w*t t*h fuk?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:09:36 +0000

Come bak heer laytur. Ai will trai to find teh link. Alas, ai must go awt soon oar ai wud trai to find it now.

Akshullee – it was kinda ongoing. There were lotsa menshuns. Yoo were a “hawt topic.”

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:02:22 +0000

Woodn’t surprise me in teh leest. Wehr is awl dis slander an calumny against mai person goin awn?

By: CaptSpaulding

CaptSpaulding — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:54:11 +0000

No fanks. i doesn’t need no help findin my litter box.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:31:20 +0000

Ai think yoo ar inna scent! Ai havn’t had teim to reed ebreething yet, butt ai think mary O’ putted yoo in gaol ( ) becuz she thot yoo were gonna com an demand sum permitz fur teh parayde. Evenchullee lolcatburglar got involbed, too – ai think.

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:23:42 +0000

BAYLE???? Ai did nawt reelize ai was in prison!!! Iz stoopy WP an IE an noo format ICHC’s fawlt, takes me so lawng to refresh teh page dat ai cannawt keep up wiv awl teh freds. Plus, ai ar suppowsded to be werkin. Ahem. Whaddid ai do? Whaddever ai did, ai didn’t do it!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:14:32 +0000

Duz it luk laik ai am following yoo around?

Ai did notic a wil bak wehn ai cud nawt commint taht yoo browt sum yummee Indian things – samosas an raita etc to a partee. Hao did yoo lern to maek these thingz? Ai meen – did yoo lern to laik them in India? Oar doo yoo hav a lot ov Indian frenz?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:09:11 +0000

Gud – darn, missed morning again. Afternoon.

Laffing – reelee. Paws, ai thot yoo were just spelling it in Lolcat!

An – ai guess – teh tweekingz dont madder a bit. It’z what it LUKS liek. An what, deep down, ai know it iz. What kind ov mindset (jermans doo it, too) do yoo hav that enablez yoo too eet thiz?

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:59:28 +0000

Hmm, ai has to disagree – teh haggis is nawt so bluddy. Seems to be moar barley an stuffs init an genrly less scaree. Ai likes teh haggis bery mush, but ai cannawt bring maiself to go neer teh blak pudding. (ai no dat teh list of ingreediments of bofe of dem looks laik an exploshun inna abba twah but somehow teh haggis ends up lookin nicer at teh end).

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 10:50:26 +0000

Marmite – Pleh. :p Do Not Want!!!! Beenz awn tostie, do want, scrummie.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:53:15 +0000

RU frawm Aberdeen cockatoo?

Onlee ah reeds UR resypee, and tinks ob Aberdeen Buttery Rowies!!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:47:22 +0000

Saag aloo – doez wantz!!!

Saag Paneer – nawt so grate ackshoelee. Mush az ah lubz Indian (and Bangladeshi and Pakistanii) cookery, dehy kan nawt maek cheez IMO!!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:37:10 +0000

Yeah; mah jerman speelingz R nawt so grayt sumtymez.

On the general point about what black pudding looks, textures and tastes like, it varies, other than always being black, even raw! Like any other butcher-made sausage, there are always different tweaks in proportions of main ingredients and seasonings.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:27:55 +0000

Yes, well it’s sometimes known as “Lorn_e_ Sausage”. Why I don’t know, since there’s no particular connection to the Firth of Lorne.

By: candymarl

candymarl — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:40:44 +0000

Kitteh sees udder dogma dawgs in distance:

Hey u dawgs! Git offa my lauwn!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:34:13 +0000

stobe haz ben kleened.
(reely wuz jest a dramatikal effekt wif the smoake alrms storee
)

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:33:48 +0000

sez mee seadz am yummee big tiem!!
eyem awfen splishin toastid sesame oylz awn mai steemd beenz. yum yum

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:30:47 +0000

Nawt off endedz oar nuffinx, TK
eye lukt in mai favreet ole rezippee buk an wun ob teh impotent diffrunziz iz teht teh panneer habs nawt teh mussard seadz an am sprinklt wif garry massallee.
az teh fynul tush.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:25:25 +0000

mebbeh it am sum bettah 2 sen u rezippee thru cheezefrenz..?
butt mai imgreedymumpz am:
broxli *nach*
hunyunz ( deze an teh nex r 4 mai speshul tawpinz )
leix
carrawgz
n awmoazt ennyfink ju liex wheelie
an an oarful lawt ob cheeze!! :p
den phlowaz n meelx n buttah 4 teh roo – coz it am wheelie bwoxowli au gratinz.
tehn u neadz an obun ( whish eye gno u haz eben if him smellz a liddul boint? ) an ai stobe 4 teh cukkinz.

By: gillycat

gillycat — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:22:27 +0000

brilliant!!!!! in many ways
laughed out loud which I do not do often.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:22:12 +0000

o, gourd hed . splain it.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:15:01 +0000

fanks. i wooden hab fot o’ sez mee seeds.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:13:30 +0000

i has brokli in teh frigermaerator- letz go wif dat,pls.

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:46:14 +0000

Oh noez you not useless at all, I sowee if Iz hurted Ur feelingz
Ize maded the palak paneer wid tofu but not with dah paneer.
neber haded saag aloo tho, sounds delishus and nootrishus.

By: Kahori

Kahori — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:46:15 +0000

doggie: u no wnt jashin? JOO NO WNT JASHIN?! DX
cat: nu.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:13:19 +0000

nawt shewer eye once 2!!1

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:08:54 +0000

muss admytt eye nebber maed teh paneerz wif nuffinx – sew eye dunnoe1
sry 2 b sew ewes less – duh.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:15:23 +0000

Inglish blakpudding is mororless teh saym as scawtish haggis an bofe R nomnomnom!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 23:03:25 +0000

Deer Tidmum. Ai doo beleev paws wuz meening “blutwurst.” An wile ai am willing to trai teh debiled kid kneez, ai draw teh lion at blutwurst. Ai’m shur it iz taystee an nutrishus – but – ai can’t seem to get mai mynd to go along wiff teh consept.

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:55:36 +0000

yew knows teh wun about teh jokes at the mathematishuns conference?

By: two_kittehs

two_kittehs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:49:04 +0000

Oh I knos saag==palak= =spinach
I was wundering whether the recipeh are the same
but wid potatoez instead of cheezes.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:44:31 +0000

wutebber u wantz
x 4 brekfuzt
yummee stuffz *nomm nomm*
zatz awl!!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:41:04 +0000

noe – teh paneerz am cheezez eye tink.

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 22:39:20 +0000

ju wantz teh broxli oar teh spinnish furzt?
awso eye hab ay niez rezippee fur y te cabbij n potatteez.