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We iz beliefers of ceeling cat herez
go awayz misshunary goggie
we can has Annee Lennoks “Mishunaree Man” nawt last dans for yu two_kittehs?
oar mebbe moar aerobiks. iz FWEEEEEEZINKSSS in NYC tihs ayem!
Iz cold heer in Teeny Tinee Delawhere too. Lets has a niec NYC kinda brunch. I’ll brings teh blooberry blintzes and teh lox-n-bagels and sum wytefishies salad too.
verreh frozen in Balteeeemore…
brrr… onslo kitteh was lurvin the bathrrom vent this am…
ts sooper cold in illanoise too!! has bin lik 5 digreez foar lik 2 weeks nao. brrrrrr!!
doin a shivry dants fer t_k!
is eben mad cold in kalyforn-I-A. *achoo* so eye danzez for two_kittehs and to keeps warmz!
U has a Onslo kitteh? I has a Sheridan kitteh. U watches teh Hyacinth show too?
mmmmmmmmm blooberry blintzes! I can has 2 or 3?
mmm…”mishanaree man”…ah luvs that song…
/off my lawn ;-D
Mee too!
*joinz teh dants*
danses danses
Yay – two_kittehs!! a moast pious an fitting nawt second! Since it iz an almoast tie wif Maus, shall we dans fur teh bof ov yoo? If mai memree servez me (an it duzznt always), ai belieef yoo ar well akwainted!
So – iz tehre sumthing in particular taht yoo wud liek fur a celery brashun? Cud bee enething!
leik a nyce brunch? (Teh Overtehbeegpawnd frenz can has an afternoon brake)
Sure Mishunaree Man souns gud, I lykes Annee Lennoks she haz an amazing
voice and then brunch as Janet suggisted, what does U tink Maus? Ar that OK with U?
sweet dreems aaar mayd ob des
hoo am I to disaagreee
travl teh wurld an sebbin sees
evvy bodeeeee lookin fo sumwun
I LURVES her verzun uv ‘Trayin in Vayn’, well, her whole “Medooooosa” album iz da roxxors!!!
Soooo glad she still beez singin, she becomnomnomeeng wun uv da grayt laydeez uv rawknrole!
An she did “Anjul uv da Moarnin” awn da Pirate Bawks set. Mmmmm… sooooo goooood…..
*runs to get mp3 playr*
A dansing brunch!!! Purrfekt!
Ai’ll just danz a liddle an tehn get mai brunch stuff reddy.
*dans dans dans LEEEEP* (Cudn’t help it – still floteing awn air frum teh best welcom hoam enebuddee in teh whilred eber got!! – Thankz again. Ai wud bring mai hart to brunch, but probalee nawt so tastee fur moast – n besydes, yoo awl alreddee hav it)
*dans dans twerl twerl LEEEEEP* Whoooo Hoooo. . . .
Ked jerry NE1? Awr debilld kidNIz? Skwair sawsedj?
paws, what are skwair sawsedg? I ar intrigued.
A Scottish skinless beef sausage, made in a square mould about 3 inches section and typically a foot or 2 long, cut off in roughly quarter inch thick slices, then grilled or fried.
is taht teh “lorn” sossidge?
Yes, well it’s sometimes known as “Lorn_e_ Sausage”. Why I don’t know, since there’s no particular connection to the Firth of Lorne.
DO WANT!! Sownz az nummee as Skawtch Aygs!
debilled kid knees… teh mind bogguls…
oh noes- dis iznt ref to the gurl skowts in the cookees in teh layter poasts?
Ur partner, umm let meh see,
sowee I tink I eated him.
Kthx.
Sry. I alredy has buyeded teh Gurl Scowt Cookies…
Morning, Maus! Nice Tie! Enething yoo wantz in particular – oar iz nyce brunch OK wif yoo, too?
we cud has tohse gurl scowt cukkees, mebbee…
they is delishus but alas not nootrishus
But tahts the poynt, innit?
bwingz dem awn!!! nommnomm !!!1
yu meen tehy is nawt maed wit reel gurl scowts?!
Ambercat – yoo ar SOOOOO close to mai nawt so subtle subtleteez taht it iz pozitiflee skeeree!
bwahahahahah!!!!
The Addams Family. *snap, snap*
Fanks. Tihs paisley tie is my favoriet.
Brunch wud be niec too. Whatcha cookin?
Ai’m bringing floofy scrambled eggz wif peas (nawt whirled – just playne). Yoo putzz teh frozen peas in at the last minnit – they getz unfrozen an hawt, but still hav a nyce “pop” fur a nice – ummm – well – itz fun.
I is bringing sum stuff too. It’s up tehre on cSmall’s commnet.
mmmmmmm- taht soundz “YUM” too – an veree East Coastee! Nice tuch!
Ai’m fixin teh cawfee rite now. Ai’ve still got a bit ov mai favoriet – it’s Hochland frum Stuttgart. Ai freeze teh beens, so tehy do keep reelee well. Indio – teh best roast – .Alas, tho tehy hav an online shop, they don’t offer Indio – so mai frenz hav to send it too me frum tiem to tiem. Drives teh peepl in the post office crazzee, it smells so gud!
Ai’m grinding up the been now! *whhhggggdddrrrrrfffggkkkrrrrrrr*
an ai’m uzing mai French Press pot – ai like it bedder tahn a coffee maeker – fur fresh grownd beens, eneway.
An ai’ll bring reel creem – an 2% milk az well. an demarara shugar (an splenda, ov corse!)
Oh –
ai dint meen to seem so stingee!! Ai’m grinding moar tahn wun been – reelee! Ai still hav lotsa beenz! And ai’m grinding tehm!!!
LURVES da Demarararara shoogar!!! An yor kawfee sownz yums!
We puts da salsa awn R strayngld aygs. Yumz!
I can has blak an whyt cookee an ayg creem?
sounds yum yum. I getz some blueberry muffins and hot choclits for the
brunch. I also maded toast and here’s sum cranberry lime curd.
i bring sinnamin crum cake
How bouts Ai bring sum Baykon butties-wib brown sawse-or sum fryed egg butties for teh wegitareyans?
Oh an a hole tray ob daynish pastrees..yumm nomnomnom
I’ze left sum Skawtish kookd brekfust dishez on 2Kittehz fred.
Ah kan do to mat oz, baykon (US ham), fryd mushy roomz, potayto skonz an blak puddin az well.
Can has fryed bred spred wib marmite den a runney fryed egg onna top? Wib Heinz baked beenz?YUmmmmmyyy
Oh noes -cholestral lebbels gone off teh monitor!!!
Marmite – Pleh. :p Do Not Want!!!! Beenz awn tostie, do want, scrummie.
Mai gudness, paws!! Maybee wee shud just awl come to yur haus!
Ebreething yur bringin soundz reel gud. Ummm – whutz in teh debiled kidneez – ai meen – fur teh deviled part. An hao ar potayto skonz different frum teh otters? ai know- maed wif potatoes – but – iz sumthing speshul?
An waht iz teh blak puddin? (Ai haetz to ask such stoopy kweschuns – butt ai meen – beyond teh obvious taht it iz puddin and blak.
Devilled kidneys – I use a cheats version of Escoffier’s recipe, but basically kidneys braised in a chilli gravy.
Potato scones – Scones made with potato, and about as thin as crepes. There’s probably a recipe out there if you Google something like potato scones and Scottish (or Irish) recipes.
Black pudding – Scottish or Lancashire (England) take on a blotwurst. Enough said?
Wow Paws4thot-ai jess googloled blotwust an yaw commint be der!!!
but y did u google blotwust?
cuz ai diddnt noe wut it wuz.Ai iz awlways curyus abowt fud.
I trayd da blood tingee fur mayters. Awl da fry-ups we had wiff bludpud, dey wuz.. crispee. An lukt burnt. Nawt shur hao dey wuz sposta tayst, so nawt sur if da 3 diffrint wunz I traid wuz good R bad….
Tatee sconez sown wunnerful!!! We lurved da back bacon, iz hard to find in SoCal… Closist I cood git wuz Canadyun Bakin…. R brekfist ham stayk, YUM!
Deer Tidmum. Ai doo beleev paws wuz meening “blutwurst.” An wile ai am willing to trai teh debiled kid kneez, ai draw teh lion at blutwurst. Ai’m shur it iz taystee an nutrishus – but – ai can’t seem to get mai mynd to go along wiff teh consept.
Inglish blakpudding is mororless teh saym as scawtish haggis an bofe R nomnomnom!
Hmm, ai has to disagree – teh haggis is nawt so bluddy. Seems to be moar barley an stuffs init an genrly less scaree. Ai likes teh haggis bery mush, but ai cannawt bring maiself to go neer teh blak pudding. (ai no dat teh list of ingreediments of bofe of dem looks laik an exploshun inna abba twah but somehow teh haggis ends up lookin nicer at teh end).
Yeah; mah jerman speelingz R nawt so grayt sumtymez.
On the general point about what black pudding looks, textures and tastes like, it varies, other than always being black, even raw! Like any other butcher-made sausage, there are always different tweaks in proportions of main ingredients and seasonings.
Laffing – reelee. Paws, ai thot yoo were just spelling it in Lolcat!
An – ai guess – teh tweekingz dont madder a bit. It’z what it LUKS liek. An what, deep down, ai know it iz. What kind ov mindset (jermans doo it, too) do yoo hav that enablez yoo too eet thiz?
Ai doan lyke teh black puddin eiver.It is an akwyred tayste ai fink.-ai nebber akwyred it.Nor teh kid neez.
Mai Dad lykes it berry much.Ai awlways buy him a hole puddin wen ai see it in teh supermarket.
Tryin differen fud beez a hobbie fur me,but sum tings jess nebber seem rite!!
Der iz sew mush tawk bout cukiez, dat eye am bringin sum Berger Cookies. De frum Balteemoar, an de berri berri gud.
http://www.bergercookies.com
Luk delishus, I be wundering why iz spinach and broccoli not so delishus
is no fair.
wen eye maex spinnish oar broxli am sum estra deeeelish!! butt eye maex it mai speshul wai!
resipea: do want…
i pwomize nawt to burns it…
eye senz u rezippy umless u wanza kum rown an tayzt himz furzt.
sends the rezippee, aisle cooks it and den brings it obber adn yew cantell em hows i did?
ju wantz teh broxli oar teh spinnish furzt?
awso eye hab ay niez rezippee fur y te cabbij n potatteez.
i has brokli in teh frigermaerator- letz go wif dat,pls.
mebbeh it am sum bettah 2 sen u rezippee thru cheezefrenz..?
butt mai imgreedymumpz am:
broxli *nach*
hunyunz ( deze an teh nex r 4 mai speshul tawpinz )
leix
carrawgz
n awmoazt ennyfink ju liex wheelie
an an oarful lawt ob cheeze!! :p
den phlowaz n meelx n buttah 4 teh roo – coz it am wheelie bwoxowli au gratinz.
tehn u neadz an obun ( whish eye gno u haz eben if him smellz a liddul boint? ) an ai stobe 4 teh cukkinz.
stobe haz ben kleened.
)
(reely wuz jest a dramatikal effekt wif the smoake alrms storee
Recipeh I has one
I sauteez the garlics in oil, then puts spinach in,
when it wilts I putz some lemon juize and salt and peppeh
and some toasted sesame seeds (which I toasts in mah toastah oven
at 350 for 5 min)
Is yummy but not as yummy as dah cookies.
u cannawt lib bai kukkeez aloan!
yor spinnish sownz sumtink yummee, TK!!1
eye maek mein wif po tay toez.
demz cawl it sagaloo in hindya.
ar it lyke palak paneerz?
noe – teh paneerz am cheezez eye tink.
Oh I knos saag==palak= =spinach
I was wundering whether the recipeh are the same
but wid potatoez instead of cheezes.
muss admytt eye nebber maed teh paneerz wif nuffinx – sew eye dunnoe1
sry 2 b sew ewes less – duh.
Oh noez you not useless at all, I sowee if Iz hurted Ur feelingz
Ize maded the palak paneer wid tofu but not with dah paneer.
neber haded saag aloo tho, sounds delishus and nootrishus.
Nawt off endedz oar nuffinx, TK
eye lukt in mai favreet ole rezippee buk an wun ob teh impotent diffrunziz iz teht teh panneer habs nawt teh mussard seadz an am sprinklt wif garry massallee.
az teh fynul tush.
Saag aloo – doez wantz!!!
Saag Paneer – nawt so grate ackshoelee. Mush az ah lubz Indian (and Bangladeshi and Pakistanii) cookery, dehy kan nawt maek cheez IMO!!
Duz it luk laik ai am following yoo around?
Ai did notic a wil bak wehn ai cud nawt commint taht yoo browt sum yummee Indian things – samosas an raita etc to a partee. Hao did yoo lern to maek these thingz? Ai meen – did yoo lern to laik them in India? Oar doo yoo hav a lot ov Indian frenz?
fanks. i wooden hab fot o’ sez mee seeds.
sez mee seadz am yummee big tiem!!
eyem awfen splishin toastid sesame oylz awn mai steemd beenz. yum yum
Berger Cookies shud be delishus wif teh coffee.
Oh – ai also hav Erl Grey tee fur teh non-cowfee drinkers – an sum herbalz fur tehnon caffein peepl. Teh spearmint tea iz frum leevez pikked wif mai own too hanz!!
Dey luks deelishus! Choclit cuvered madelines! Mai dawter lives in Bal’mer. I will tells her to gets me sum. for teh rest ov yooguize: http://www.bergercookies.com
Y’ALL! Teh menu fur brunch- ur doin it wrong! Spoastobee in alfamabetickle order! I start:
aigs,
bakins,
cawfee……
donuts (chawklit cubbered and glazed)
eggs ober eezy
freshly squished jus d’orange
gritz (maiyed ob maize, nawt durt)
hole weat toazt
imitayshun margarin (i.e. butteh)
jellyz n jamz
krispies, rice
lox
marmalade, orinj R lemun
neez, kid, debild
oatmeel wif toppinz an froot an uther add-ins!
madelaines (in Berger Kookie dizguize)
nomnomnoms
ornj mellon zlices (sry can’t elope not redy)
pizza (leftover)
quince jam
rusty nail (coctale)
sausidges
rye bread
toast with budder
oh noes I forgotted mah alphamabetz
cancel rye bread
add
upside down pineapple cake
wutebber u wantz
x 4 brekfuzt
yummee stuffz *nomm nomm*
zatz awl!!
Mmmm, buttr rowls – just lernd to maek dem yestrday. Maek sum biskit dowe, rowl owt in rektangl, spred wiv buttr an shoogr an a litl ciman…cinmano…yummee brwon spice, den rowl up liek jellie rowl an slyce. Put in pan. Den miks sum varry hot milk wif sum shoogr an pour over, enuf to not kwite cuvver rowls. Baek 350 till brwon. Taeks long tyme, mebbe hour. Cockatoo trys to eet helthie fud, but sumtimes must hav yummy fud liek dis, hot frum ovin!
RU frawm Aberdeen cockatoo?
Onlee ah reeds UR resypee, and tinks ob Aberdeen Buttery Rowies!!
Im in teh US Midwest, but hev hubbie uv Scots anses…aynsis…his granfathrs wuz Scots. Grate-granfathr drov Royal Scot. So we gav our boyz Scots names, an now bof lerning to play pipes. 9 year old maks awful skweekys sownds on chanter! Wee hoeps to go to Scotland this sommer, maybee see Scottish games….Cockatoo luvs teh big strong men! RU in Scotland, Paws?
yew guys !!1!11
I is now hungry
hungry
hungry
hungry
brunch. do want.
but ize hard at wurk
doin sine-tist stuff
hungry
hungry
hungry
hey! look! it’s elebenty o’clock. almost. close enough. time for snack.
ktnxbai
~
“gainst teh wall ub knowlej I
all my littul wisdum try”
wut he sed.
I haz hungry too… brunch wuld be so nummy. boo for working and skools! they interferz wif mai eetings!!!
gaahh!
wuz sposed to be up by teh fuds tawk wif pd’b and mary o’
gahh agin
wuz rite but wuz at botm of paij befor!! I pwomise! i haz stoopy this mawrning… must needs brain fud.
Is nawt yoo – iz stoopeee wierd press. Haz happened to Tribble and mee, an prolly lotsa otters as well.
ohai jennerb,
yep, is wurdpress up to its tricks. B-sides, hoo worries about stoopyness out here? We all haz plenty to go arownd (speeking fer mice elf, anyway).
teh otter day, I posted a comment wif linkys in it (to a comment on wun of JCH4000’s postings…) and it din’t appear. i waited. and waited and waited. After a long time, it appeared, right where spozed to be.
So I thinks sumtimes wurdpress is jest slower than us.
Othertimes, it’s diabll… deyeobol … like teh opawsite of ceiling cat.
PB: If you post a full URL (wtih h t t p in it), it goes into some kind of approval queue. Approval can take minutes, or as is often the case, hours. Try posting your URLs just starting with the “www” etc.
Mice haz elfs nao? Weh dey evolve?
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Jennerb (and everyone else). When you post a comment and it looks like it has posted to the bottom of the page, don’t panic, don’t repost, don’t do anything. All you need to do is Refresh/Reload the page, and your comment will magically reappear at your intended spot.
Thus endeth your lesson for today. I now return you to your regularly scheduled LOLs…
dis duz nawt uh ply wen you akshully poast it in teh rong place at teh bawtom. nawt dat i wuds no bout poastin in teh rong place.
kthnxbai
i are teh ex purt on teh akshual mistaeks.
i used to be a spurt, but nawt any moar. just a drip.
(WordPress eated mai orijnul comint, so I dunno whut dis wun will say)
Our guvmint teecher in HS wunse sed dat “expert” meenz…
X=unnoen kwanity
spurt=drip unner presher
…so he fawt we shudd nawt taek dem (“experts”) too srsly. Mebbe wuz good adviess?
cheerz! I iz lerning new tings awl teh tiem! soon I be edumacated ril gud, tanks to yu maus. I be tellin evrywun yu is teh bestestest teecher eber
sep teh thin mints, i can nebber hab enuff ov teh thin mints
Do dehy hab reel Gurl Skowt in dehm?
Adam’s Family refrence ftw !!1!
we allreddy has owr own rlijon.
Butler Kitteh keeps
riff-raff out of hoomans’ house.
Goggie, this means you.
He keeps owt Riff Raff, but he will lets in Brad an Janet…
Ai bites!!1 Rocky Horror Show – FTW!!!111
Nao just say “Dammit, Janet” an awl will be bak to nermal!
Dammit, Janet!
*Not normal yet*
Come up to the lab
And see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver with antici…
p…p….p….p….p…
(Say it Frankie! Say it!)
… pation.
ayshun
ta daa!!1!1!!
oops sowwy Maus, u wuz nawt dere wehn ai roted dis. Ai cannawt run so fast to teh cormpyooter in dese hi heels an fishnets.
sew, SJ…nao dat yure owt on bayle, wen is yure hearing adn try all?
SJ can has commuter sen tense, wif commune itty servuss – serv teh fud in a hoamless kitteh sheltur oar sumthing…
okay. dey ledder orf DIS time… howsomebber, dere is a thhreee stixe yure owt law round here…
BAYLE???? Ai did nawt reelize ai was in prison!!! Iz stoopy WP an IE an noo format ICHC’s fawlt, takes me so lawng to refresh teh page dat ai cannawt keep up wiv awl teh freds. Plus, ai ar suppowsded to be werkin. Ahem. Whaddid ai do? Whaddever ai did, ai didn’t do it!
Ai think yoo ar inna scent! Ai havn’t had teim to reed ebreething yet, butt ai think mary O’ putted yoo in gaol (
) becuz she thot yoo were gonna com an demand sum permitz fur teh parayde. Evenchullee lolcatburglar got involbed, too – ai think.
Woodn’t surprise me in teh leest. Wehr is awl dis slander an calumny against mai person goin awn?
Come bak heer laytur. Ai will trai to find teh link. Alas, ai must go awt soon oar ai wud trai to find it now.
Akshullee – it was kinda ongoing. There were lotsa menshuns. Yoo were a “hawt topic.”
I wil releeevz teh cawz… but not… teh simptom.
mebbeh ju meen teh ‘clauz butt nawt teh sympsuns’ ?
Enjoi UR trip Kolumbeya!
I not s’posed to anser teh door for straynjers. Yoo luk a littel straynj. Got enny I.D.?
No tank u:
Eye doan wan n e magazine supscripshunz.
Eye doan want tu convert tu ur relijion.
Eye doan want tu vote fur yur candydate.
Disclaymerz: Eye am in no wai tring tu sai n e ting bout religion. (See agnostic cat picher bout 7 paygez bak.)
Rown heer, iz also:
I nawt sellion ma howse. Leev da blank notepads, but tayk yor cards an flyers. Kthx.
Gotta go to stor to git Grrl skowt cookeez, but dey nawt et da stor! Hao I sposta git mai cookeez?!?!?!??!!!!???!!?!?
awsew:
mai hauz doan knead noo guttrinz!!1
eye awreddee hab teh dubbul glayzinz, fanx.
noe. eye doan b wontinz enny moar cyklopeedyus!!1
nao git lawzt! ur lettin teh cowld in. Bai!!!
ummm…whaddaya meen yu r here abowt teh warsher?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/15/funny-pictures-washerz-been-makin-dat-barkin-sound-foreverz/
noo taht kitteh wuz gonna mek tribbul 4 uz!!
my karma. it runned over my dogma.
*Rimshot*
*Headdesk*
*Groan*
almoast maeks yoo wunder hao wee eber gotz along wiffout him, duzznt it?
Hims an rodney shud teems up. Akshooly, I knows all tehre joeks, but tehy’re jus a bit “faster on teh draw” tahn me most tymes. Good stuffs!
heh heh heh
tnx
teh owd wunz hab ai sertin matoowitty dat addz flavr!! 1
yew knows teh wun about teh jokes at the mathematishuns conference?
nawt shewer eye once 2!!1
ya beet me 2 it.
Nock, nock, nock,
“meter reader”
“flowers”
“candi grahm”
LAND SHARK!
Quick get in da car!
(Yez, eye noez der iz no lion.)
Candygram 4 Mongo.
lol bible thumpin doggeh
akshully, ai iz heer bowt thee missin’ ‘kitteh’
http://www.typingisnotactivism.wordpress.com/2008/02/21/ur-cat-ai-haz-it-zmogwtf/
srsly effed up kulchral konfewshun….
TINA!!!
war the h**l yu ben?
nyce to heer frum yu agin – things aint ben teh saym…
y iz u censsurin h**l?
w*t t*h fuk?
dislexix caynin mishunareee waaants kiteh to beleev in Dog.
kitteh beleebs in Dog, juss will not welcum him into hims hearth…
“eye C noe dawgz”
iz oal histerikwoat frum iddultteenytinyhingurland’s nabel tradishumz, but if eye has to ’spain’ it…
o, gourd hed . splain it.
oooo, just fouwnd dis wun. WIN!
dats rite googie I iz on teh inside n uz on the out werez all googies belongs to be
I can NOT has watchtowr?
Jim a – ai dint say it befoar, but ai just LUVED yur liddle ceiling cat prayer a wile bak.
I undastandz, Ma’am. Tahnk U 4 your time. I will just leeve this copy of The Watchdog.
Kitteh has open mynd… but nawt so open brane fawls owt.
WAIDAMINIT!!! Tihs pichur iz sesp…susp…I doan tihnk its reel. House com tehres no noze prince on teh glazz?!? Splain, plz…
kitteh too timidatin fur goggie (tehy awayz teh bosses in charge u noe) – dozentz dare put teh noze prince on teh glazz!
LOL!
Troo, troo! Dere shud be muddee paw prints and drags, an tounge and nose rubs, an all sorts ub stuffs.
Verrrrrruh suspishus.
u fink mebbeh teh goggie wuz parryshootidz een oar dwoppt bai hobba-dawg!!?
eye haz tole u hobbah dawg am a myff! put abawt bai teh gubbingmint 2 udnamien beleebaz faif im ceelincatz – hoo derz cawl yt corn speerussy?!!
awwww poor goggeh looks sad…be nice kitteh.
phat chanz!!1
Yeah, instead of those damn JWs or whatever,why can’t a cute, adorable puppeh come to my door?
…………… i ar JW…………………. -_-’
You ar JW to? I ar JW too, frum no yorke…wur u frum? I leev clowse to Betul.
I wuz tinkin dis goggee mite be a Xenu-ist. But dey dun comes to da door, THANK CEELEENG CAT!!!!!!
Killer kult, no thanx, trying to kwit….
i think u meen DOGma
kitteh no beleev in Dog,
no likey dogma…interested in catma
doggie: u no wnt jashin? JOO NO WNT JASHIN?! DX
cat: nu.
XD
brilliant!!!!! in many ways
laughed out loud which I do not do often.
Kitteh sees udder dogma dawgs in distance:
Hey u dawgs! Git offa my lauwn!
No fanks. i doesn’t need no help findin my litter box.
Hehehe, I really did laugh out loud when the vote count was 666
Don’t step in teh dogma!
OMG, dog on cat mortal combat
Yea I am sorry, I am not buying. But you can annoy the neighbors if you want (they annoy me enough)
Oh, that dawg has the sweetest face!
the kat iz been very jerk!
“mindless dogma”
what a sad generalization for such a nice site….
I throw awt odder goggie, i throw awt u too’s
Kitteh feels no pitty for yuhs
of course, the cat’s better.
irunee. u has it.
*gigguls*