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And he iz already wearing teh stripes.
Hey, UD! Congrajjeelashuns!! Is dis ur…nawt secund nawt secund?
JAILHOWSE ROCK!!!
*donkee kicks upp teh heels!*
Yup, dis is mah not second not second – I am blogging it teh now
Thank you alll foar teh dancin!
*shylee*
**toe in durt**
I noes mebbee u not wunts too adbertize it all obbur….butt….wee can has link
too dat blogg???
/juss ignore mee iff not cumfurtubbull wif datt request. K? kthxbai.
Oh, Iz sorrey, I thought I had it linkd it thru my usrname. Should be fixed nao. I am not too exciting, tho. Just me rantin about ranome stuff.
Tanks…alreaddy looks full of teh innerestin….(I lubb teh links too teh
drawins!!)
Aw, thanks
Yeah fur UD!
Kafleen, I herd ur hoofs, and I came running fur teh danse!
Teh kitteh froo a partee in teh county jail
Teh kitteh band waz there and tehy began to wail
Kafleen waz jumpin and teh joint began to swing
U shudda herd dose nocked owt jailkittehs sing.
Letz rock, eberybuddeh letz rock…
ebbree boddee in teh hole cell block!
Dants wiff us too teh jail howse rock!
kick!
kick!
kickettee kick!!
BANG!!
Say WUT!!??
*donkee ’s hed swings arown!*
Troll gott donkee kicked owta da room!
Oh noes! *hoof too mouf* I has axxiDENTALlee kicked a troll! Must bee teh
wun dat ate UD’s burgas up dere!
Doan bee eetin teh nawt secund’s burgas, u rude trolls!
[Hewwo - ayem jonnee kash]
Aye heerz teh kitteh kummin
an aye sees hiz poyntee enz
butt he ain’t seen teh gushifud sins ai doen no wen,
Heez stuk in dopshun prizun, an tym keeps dragon on
Butt dat kitteh keaps a-hopin, four a furevuh hoam.
Wen hee wuz jus a kittin, hiz mommee tol him, Sun,
alwaes luk yer kyootest, an nyse peepuls will kum
Butt heez sittin dere in Petco, an he’z a wun-da-rin
f todae wil be teh dae dat, hiz ship kums in.
He noes tehres kittehs eetin gushifud an taybul scraps
an sleepin on a grate big lether sowfa, takin naps,
An he hoaps dat wun dae sun, heel be wunn of dem
Butt teh dopters keepz on wawkin, nobuddee wonts him.
Butt noa dey free him frum dis prizon, an dey putz him inaboks
An dey tooks him to a famblee dat will lets him plae wiv soks
Fur frum dopshun prizun, dat’s wehre he wonts two stae
an teh kitteh iz so happeez, an naps hiz daes awae.
*sniff*
Cheezes!
Twice!
lubs teh Cash – dat wuz teh WIN
rilly!
awsumly sed in musik
Dammit, Tony….dat made mee hab teh stingee eyes.
WOW.
Tanks u.
WTH?
GRRRRRRR…wurrrrrrddddd prresssssss……………
wurd press, why u throw mee at end ub thred then back heer in teh
blink ub an eye?
I’m tellin u, WP….wun ub deez days………..
yes, yes…. much wetness in eyez…
much happy in da hart at de end
Tony habs much win and awsum!!!
Meny burgers…if I cud gib dem.
Yeah, Romeow…doncha wish u cud gib menneh, menneh burgas?
At sum weerd kind ub cost…I dunno wut…
/runs wai…too weerd an creepee ideeas runnin thru hed
Teh Win and Teh Awesome! Gods love yew Jonny Cash, wherever it is you be.
WOW!!! Impressive to say the least! It’s better than the original.
I’m going to copy it and keep it where I can find it.
Really extraordinary!
[jus rote a lolspeek verhun uv Jonnee Kash's Fursom Prizun Blooz butt it disapeerded wen aye hit "add comment"
]
YAY! Tehre it iz!
[duz teh happedans an wirls Ambahkat rown an rown teh TTT, sendin kyukumbeh sammidges an ised fansee flyin hither an yon]
EEEK!
anudder victim uv wordpress.
u haz r simpatheez.
Noe simpafeez rekwired, Cweenmj!
Kum an joyn me an ambahkat in teh happeedans! Wee haz teh hatzes wiv teh chikkins on an we dans dans dans an we prans prans prans! Iz rly gud, akshullee, cuz we haz teeancaekansammidgesansconsanfings an we dans a bit an den eetz a bit an den we dans sum moah! 
Ambahkat lyks two du huh Caturday Nyte Feebuh dans – iz teh awsum!
Yeh? And so’s yur mudda!
snert!
ooh that kitteh looks liek hes gonna be a punk!
lookit the eyes, u can always tell!
kyoot tho!
Ees gibin me one meen luk…
prolly wunts ur deelishus lookin cupcake, Cupcake.
lik lik cweem * plai wif cherri ting* nomm nomm
*chaysez cherri rown sell*
funfudz yay!
Dats main problem wit bein fuds…
*nightmairs*
eye fort taht wuz ownlee frum cheeze??/
btw, kafleen. eye tried teh linx 4 yahu groopz an hav pwoblimz as am awreddee awn yahu unner nudda naem. woan let me mess wif it at awl ! pleh!! kan bild kompewtahs but kant werk em wurf spit!!1
But gibbocat, taht cannot bee rite. (OT – yoo can bild kompewtahs too????) But – on mai yahoo (be aware taht ai no nothing about wich ai speek) – awn mai yahoo, mai nefyew can log in too, an shurlee hee cud go – under hiz nayme, to joyn cheezfrenz if he wanted (wich he wudnt, cuz he iz awnlee 12).
Ai’m going to trai it an see what happens. Tho – ai hav trubble enuf traing to sine in as mee.
Did yoo trai finding D Marie an just klickin awn hur nayme? Taht’s what ai usuallee do.
bildin pewtuz iz ownly lectrik leggo, janet(kneedeepinkettehz) – iz e z pea zee!!
eetz teh wekin em taht frazzles mai braynz!!1
pay gin D marie!!1 pay gin D Marie!!1
Oh Hai – I’se layt, and U alreddy figgerd it owt. Sorry bout taht.
noe wurreez, DM.
Mennee thanx fer shewin up @ awl!!
OK…here is my only advice…..go back to your desktop. Then click on your
browser of choice, and go to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
That’s all I know to suggest.
Good luck.
I SRSLY hope too see u join!!!
eyem gunnah trie agin – wannabee joynin yewz awl tehr sune.
brb
eyeb joynd – eye fink – butt az q_twerk as tahtz mai yahu eye dee.
eye fink!!
sew iph ewe seez him dare – iz mii!
*gowz orf skrichin hed*
oh noes, i dunt wants to be eeten
hao u noe??
haben u nebbah tried itz?
hokai!! nawtee barn 4 mii….
eye goe kwyetlee.>>>>>>>>>> tippee tow tippee tow
Hmmmm – yoo an Maus. . .
busted for B&E
http://bp0.blogger.com/_48pIyTbrm4A/RvwIwOte9NI/AAAAAAAAAPc/fhWldsJ-bMg/s1600-h/willowb%26e.jpg
No, no, i can rehab, rehibi… i can fix dis kitteh!
He didnt know wut he wuz doin’, hiz momma neber aroun’
I lub him and fix him and maek him gud!
He waz born to be wild.
Congrat an ulations, UD. Furry smarty pants commint!
Thank you!
I bring you a cayk kittn!
*pssst – teh speshul ingredient is fyle*
Don u wurree liddul inmaat kitteh, wen Lolcatburglar realyzez dat u b in dis clink, she spring u owtta tehre, wun waa orr anudder. Staa kul.
wuz a fwaym upp n e waiz! teh goggie didz eet!!
No dowt! But goggie maa haf konexshuns n set up teh kitteh.
Karephul jaalbreek planz iz needed… war iz LCB?
She wud kno mor ‘bowt bustin baybeh kitteh outta teh klink tahn n e wun.
OH!! Maabee she awn teh kaas, but laayin low…!! Staain owt uv site…
eye fink mebbeh LCB b in trubbul fur sellinz ’sleipin flat catz’ wich wuz akerchewallee woadkeel!! *hussh* is ownlee a roomoar.
Haven lurnd grate respekt 4 LCB, n how she iz waa aheed uv teh rest uv us, ai wil assuum taht she iz ploting teh jaalbraak 4 tihs inkarcerumated kitteh, n she myte lyke iffn we halpz bai kreeaatin uh diberzhun!
*pullz gibbokat kloser n wispers*
Ai plantteded uh buncha teh fyrewurkz jus arown teh korner frum teh jaal, inna ‘bandoneded bilding, set 2 go offf enee sekund, wif mutchez kumbustibul stuffz sowkt in hylee phlammabul likwids. Teh awphisers inna jaal wil undowtedlee send summa thar awn-dutee trups ovah tehre n inbestigaat, leevin teh kitteh les garded.
*raizez voys aggin*
If u heer tihs, LCB, teh jaal maa bee mor bulnurabul inna few sekonds.
*Sudden sownds of distant ekploshuns, followd bai showting n running*
yu been nommin 2 mennee ob dem halal cheezeburgaz!!
* lissunz caerphullee*
eye hurd a kyna muffuld ’spluzzz’…?
wassatit?!!
hooju bai dem fyawerkz frum? nawt LCB!!1 ??
doh!!?.
*deep sigh*
wii beddah kawl in ms mary O’. him b gud @ teh sninee stuph payola.
mebbeh wii kan springz the kitteh wif a stayol cukkee an sum tinzel?
*ahem* i are a her.
skewz eye!
maex senz – didumpt fink u wuz teh obskewer refrinz 2 teh jonnee cash sawng.
boi naemed sioux?
Mai nawt second horse wuz named Sioux Sue’s Shiloh- him wuz a boi too…. Purteeist pinto yoo ebber seed. Nebber wawked wen he cud prance.
Fanks 4 mermindin meh…
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Silence of the Lambs ref FTW! shurlee tihs liddul guy wooden yoos those pointy ends 2 rip r fases awf!
Gnus justin: Teh infamus LOLcatburglar is tonite behynd bars. Full storee at elleben!
I wud liek to assure awl teh peeps in Cheezburger Land
dat LCB’s celebrity status will nawt b an ishoo in dis case.
LCB will be judged bai a jury ov her purrs.
az eye hunnerstannitt – LCB dun ’stole awai’.
I can has bale nao? Kthxbai…
Dis bee an extreemlee BALEful look.
Dis kitteh face…makes mee LOL!
I can has teh delinqwent kitteh nao?..I pays bail n I takes him home n reformz him (as mush as any kitteh ken be reformzed) kthxbai…we bee seein yuze
peepuls like u…..
are teh wunnurfull.
<3
Iz tradyshun to do U a dans. How bout da Jail House Rock?
i aer innosent. goggie didit.
call my lolyer.
Mews Flash
teh burgloler known as “Baybee Face” alias “Lazer Eyez” wuz cawt wen sitzenz ob Metroplolis turned himin after seeing his mug shot on ICHC…
Insider informantz (anony mous, ob corse) rumor dat LCB turned staytes ebidense in flea bargin…
skewz dat eye powstid simlur affer u, ms mary O’
but 2 meekup eye singz 4 u:
spennin tiem in teh loansum prizn
were teh sunn doan shynz… ♫
*howl awng!!?* la la ♫
encoar, encoar!!
not my catnip, holding it for a friend
wii beleebz ewe!!
nawt!!1
Wherz mi attuney?
Totally OT but as a cellocat, can’t resist to link to this cat:
http://posters.sonicliving.com/event/446225/smallposter.jpg
and for those of u near Oakland – u won’t regret going there (Sat 23)!
LN_cello
Wai must u bee such an angrie young kitteh
Wen ur futchur looks quiet brite 2 me
yr foolin yrsef
but u dont belev it
sum yung kittehs jus goes and STYX temselfs in trubl
Hey! Don’t pay no mine
Ur under ayteen u won’t be doin’ any time
Hey! Com owt an play!
Com owt an play, baby kitteh!
qwid qwo pro, clarise.
LCB – teh erlee yeers.
wares teh rest of teh skrapbook?
Ai has teh kyuriocity…
I tink teh annals uv ICHC tells most uv teh storee . . .
Dis heer is sumwharz neer teh beginning. Lolcatburglar as a verree yung convicted fellon, I meenz feline.
Nawt yet wayrin much uv a mask, tho. Teh mask must hav been an add-on laytur.
Aawwwee. poor liddle kitty.
I will b taking him home and reforming him.
I giving him snorglez and catnip maus and gushi fud and cheezebergerz and himz berry own blankee.
All uv teh luvz will making him changing hiz waez.
oh sorries cweenmj -posted mi commetnz afore I read alla way down and saws urs firsty post
Dat face doan hab teh luk ov rehabilitashun on it.
Agwee! Luks laik a hardend crimmeow awreddy! Mebbe dats wat bein behin barrs did tu him.
pooah sad shelter kitteh, himz is not mad, himz is just sad.
Dun worrie babeh I takes U home and gibes lub and snorgles and gooshie fud.
Is dat whut dem barrs r?
noaw i has a sad too.
gib it sum extruh paw schmoos frum mee, too!
himz litter bochs are behind himz too, he luks so forlorn.
I ar sad nowz.
Ooh, ai wants to adopt him too. Maybee we can draw teh strawz cuz any uv us wud give him a good hoem.
Too kyoot…
Romeow, u crack me up!
Dis wun angry littel kitteh.
we doan needs no ejjumacashun…..
Yah, dat guy is pissed! wuz bein bad an ended up in da slamma! can come outs wen stops bein bad
Unlez he lerns more bad trix behain barrs frum udder inmates.
*gasp* Whai, dat wud NEBBUR happun!! Jail bee GUD fur peeps! It makes
dem all gud an upstandeeng an den wen dey gets owt dey nebbur wunna bee
bad agin!
/walks off, grumbling too self
Hez finkin’ of retribooshun. dun DUN DUN!
kitteh dun sended a kite wif ur name on it, sucka.
Dis kitteh shot a hoomans in Reno, jus 2 wach himz dy.
shot a hooman or a goggie?
I diddn steel no hunnert-doller towel – I swayrz!
Datz mah baybee blankee – mah blessid muvver givved it to meh!
yur muvver, hoo bayved nekkid in teh orkestrah pit ob teh theater?!
That wuld be teh wun!
An ther wuz an evil rubber duckeh inbolbed too! He has sinz missteeryuslee disapeerd.
Oh, hai, Gremlin, mah sorta-hubbie-ub-sorts.. (LOL)
Dat remines mee ub an innerestin storee.
Wen I wuz itty bitty and in Yurup cause ub mah Daddy Soljur, mah daddee got called too teh field wen wee wuz all in a French Hotel.
Now.
Mah daddeh is verreh, verreh anal and picky neat. He wuz worse wen yungur.
He wud nebbur, ebbur doo nuthin dat wuz sloppy, rude, etc.
Butt wen he got called out, it wuz STAT!! and he wuz in hurreh. He had too throw all owr stuffs togeddur in teh sutecase and GO!
Teh French not like teh Merikuns much dem dais.
Dey stopped him in teh lobby.
They opened his suitcase and DUMPED IT IN THE LOBBY. They accused him of stealing their towel! (Naturally, Man that he is, he was infuriated and denied it)
There it was, in with all his soiled laundry in the middle of a French hotel. He had accidentally thrown in their towel into his belongings, in his rush.
Imagine his horror.
Oh, Kafleen, dat’s a grate storee. Ur fambly hazn’t been tellin dat one fur yeers, has it? I just lub storees that lib on.
Oooooh, you in big trubble, mister!
I doan gets it =(
Juvy = Juvenile Delinquent. Izdat wad u diddn getz?
oar juvie = Juvenile Detention Center
cheer ups, liddul wun, we gets u forebber home and puts u on teh strayt n arrow.
OHHHH, thx!!!
Again, I’m the “Debbie Downer” twinkie who sees the animal and not the clever “spin” on the photo…although lots of lol stuff is funny and smart…
But only if you ignore that this is a shelter kitteh…
…Would feel better if I knew this kitteh ended up an “ex-con” kitteh, and not an ex-kitteh but it was posted without info…So instead of lol, i’m feelin SOL.
hmmm, wots tihs caertroll mask doin ober heer?
*piks up mask an wanders off*
But, Daphne…didn’t we already cover this issue earlier?
Read the whole thread.
SPIN?
/barfs a littul in mouf
AI specks alodda ub uz feld sad at seein diz liddul guy locked up. Ai also specks he, so cute an liddel, got a furebber hoem raide away. Lez hoabes so!
Amen to that! I wouldn’t mind making fun of him being in “jail” if I knew it wasn’t “death row.”
Tip to kafleen “barfs a littul in mouf” is so last year.
dat happuned last yeer?
I thot it jusst happuned.
Really tho…it all cums tuggeddur. Ur furst comment dat MADE mee barf…den ur “so last yeer.”
Unless u r beein funnee, which I dowt…I nebbur had nowun say nuffin so
stupid too mee on heer.
Bye now.
actually, this is not the place for you. I suggest you move on.
Um, well, ackshullee, I meen too say: teh expresshun mite bee frum last
yeer, and not so hip and much “cool spin” to you now, butt teh fact is, it
is still revoltin an has dat same feelin.
I nebbur been much for teh “hip comments”…moar for sincerity;……
Daphne, I doubt if you will read this, but I hope you do.
I awoke this morning and the first thing that ran through my mind was how
I acted on here and I was full of horror and shame.
I almost did not have the nerve to come and read it again…I was going to
post an apology on the bottom of the page. But I did, and I see that you
showed some class and did not blast me the way I deserved.
I actually thought I had been far ruder and hateful, but this was bad
enough. I sincerely apologize for making such a ass of myself to you,
Daphne, and to everyone else who read this and knows me and is prob-
ably as stunned and surprised by my nastiness as I.
I have been miserable all day thinking about it. I hope you just thought
to yourself, “What an ass” and moved on, and forgot about it.
I couldn’t figure out what exactly it was that made me so inflamed, but
now that I read it again I realize I had forgotten about what you said about
seeing the animal instead of some clever spin thing. A
If you only knew what bleeding hearts for the animals we are here.Of
course we see the animal…why else would we be the way we are? That
comment hurt very very deeply. If you were to read some of our Yahoo
cheezburger letters you would know better what kind of people we are.
Again, I apologize to everyone for my behavior.
{{{{{Kafleen}}}}} Yoo ar toadalee wunderful!!
An rememberz – we awl hav had bad daiz – an ebreewun understandz an lubz yoo!!
Ono! CATJAIL! To Daphne Moss: I concur wholeheartedly and add my prayers and wishes that this adorable kitten has found the loving, forever home (s)he and all felines deserve.
You cans jus SEE dat kitteh got PUNK rittin all over hims. Lookit hims face! You can see it in hims eyeses.
i dun know… kitteh looks pretti saded.
He’z onlee a lad!
Johnny wuz bad, even as a kitten evreebuddee cood tell
Evreewun sed if yoo don’t get strayt
Yooll shoorely go to da nawt Ceeleng Cat playce
But Johnny didn’t care
He wuz an owtlaw by da tyme dat he wuz
Ten days old
He didn’t wanna do whut he wuz told
Just a prankster, juvenile gangster
His teachers didn’t understan
They kicked him owt of school
At a tender erly ayj
Just becuz he didn’t wanna lern things
(had uvver intrists)
He liked to claw things!
Teh laydee down da blok
She had a catnip plant dat Johnny wanted oh so bad
So he took it da first chance he had
Den he bit her in the layg!
And dis is whut she sed:
Onlee a lad
Yoo reellee can’t blaym him
Onlee a lad
So-sigh-yeti made him
Onlee a lad
He’s R asponsibilitee
Onlee a lad
He reellee coodn’t halp it
Onlee a lad
He didn’t wanna do it
Onlee a lad
He’s underprivlijd an aboosed
Perhaps a little bit confoosed
Etc….
Boingo FTW!
Can I pay his bail in cheezburgers?
Not funny if Kitteh is in animal shelter!
Picks up care troll mask wut got dropted agin and putz it on….” Wassa matta 4 yoo?? Yoo nogatz enee feewings? Wut if wuz 1 ob yoor bebehs??” *Rips mask off- frows on grownd – runs awai fast….
Yeh, u betta…looks like sum weerdness in heer mite get u…
Sum peeplz haz not red threw manee of teh pix heer or they wood noe that most ob us haz az manee aneemalz az we can supoot- an supoot em we do. Tehy haz teh best ob care and surgereez wen dey needz em ebben if tehy haz to gib up stuff demselbs. We need not make any apologies for what we say on this site tp make life a little lighter. We do all we can in real life..
*Gets off soap box – sets it on fire- just for effect*
Runs away — again
Stops at Cheezpeeps commintz to leev 5 burgars……
U r a sweethart, idansdansdans, and I am glad it looks as tho wee mite
beecum frens.
idansdansdans maeks my hart danz wif hers werds…
as did urs mine.
<3
Nuffin wud maik me happier tahn 2 B cownted az 1 ob yore frenz yoo gais=
Fanks!! :blush:
Sens i lubs 2 dans —I sellabratez wif 1…
*Wii bii-long* ♫
*2 a meow chew awl* ♫
*admurr a shun* ♫
* sew sigh a tee…*♫
*cha, cha, cha*♫
Tanks furr de soap-opera box oratorie in de fence of cheezpeeps. I gots mai hausefull ov animules (law saiz I canna haz moor er I wood), an I gibs to SPCA, an to ah no-kill ketteh sheltur, an does edumacational wurk fur pay/neuter programmies. An still is naught enuf. I NEEDS laffs to keep awning. So care-trolls can get ofov ours backs!
juvi delinquincy
That ish hilariuz :3I ish luvin itz nau
it’s one thing to speak LOL cats, but you have to make sure that it’s understandable too…some take it a little far
Luvved deh goggie an deh fawn playin!