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when kitteh gets olders…

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  1. UD says:

    And he iz already wearing teh stripes.

    • kafleen says:

      Hey, UD! Congrajjeelashuns!! Is dis ur…nawt secund nawt secund?

      JAILHOWSE ROCK!!!

      *donkee kicks upp teh heels!*

      • UD says:

        Yup, dis is mah not second not second – I am blogging it teh now :) Thank you alll foar teh dancin!

      • Romeow says:

        Yeah fur UD!
        Kafleen, I herd ur hoofs, and I came running fur teh danse!

        Teh kitteh froo a partee in teh county jail
        Teh kitteh band waz there and tehy began to wail
        Kafleen waz jumpin and teh joint began to swing
        U shudda herd dose nocked owt jailkittehs sing.

        Letz rock, eberybuddeh letz rock…

        • kafleen says:

          ebbree boddee in teh hole cell block!
          Dants wiff us too teh jail howse rock!

          kick!
          kick!
          kickettee kick!!

          BANG!!

          Say WUT!!??

          *donkee ’s hed swings arown!*

          Troll gott donkee kicked owta da room!

          Oh noes! *hoof too mouf* I has axxiDENTALlee kicked a troll! Must bee teh
          wun dat ate UD’s burgas up dere!

          Doan bee eetin teh nawt secund’s burgas, u rude trolls!

          • Tony James says:

            [Hewwo - ayem jonnee kash]

            Aye heerz teh kitteh kummin
            an aye sees hiz poyntee enz
            butt he ain’t seen teh gushifud sins ai doen no wen,
            Heez stuk in dopshun prizun, an tym keeps dragon on
            Butt dat kitteh keaps a-hopin, four a furevuh hoam.

            Wen hee wuz jus a kittin, hiz mommee tol him, Sun,
            alwaes luk yer kyootest, an nyse peepuls will kum
            Butt heez sittin dere in Petco, an he’z a wun-da-rin
            f todae wil be teh dae dat, hiz ship kums in.

            He noes tehres kittehs eetin gushifud an taybul scraps
            an sleepin on a grate big lether sowfa, takin naps,
            An he hoaps dat wun dae sun, heel be wunn of dem
            Butt teh dopters keepz on wawkin, nobuddee wonts him.

            Butt noa dey free him frum dis prizon, an dey putz him inaboks
            An dey tooks him to a famblee dat will lets him plae wiv soks
            Fur frum dopshun prizun, dat’s wehre he wonts two stae
            an teh kitteh iz so happeez, an naps hiz daes awae.

          • Tony James says:

            [jus rote a lolspeek verhun uv Jonnee Kash's Fursom Prizun Blooz butt it disapeerded wen aye hit "add comment" :( ]

            • Tony James says:

              YAY! Tehre it iz! :)

              [duz teh happedans an wirls Ambahkat rown an rown teh TTT, sendin kyukumbeh sammidges an ised fansee flyin hither an yon]

            • cweenmj says:

              anudder victim uv wordpress. :-(

              u haz r simpatheez.

              • Tony James says:

                Noe simpafeez rekwired, Cweenmj! :) Kum an joyn me an ambahkat in teh happeedans! Wee haz teh hatzes wiv teh chikkins on an we dans dans dans an we prans prans prans! Iz rly gud, akshullee, cuz we haz teeancaekansammidgesansconsanfings an we dans a bit an den eetz a bit an den we dans sum moah! :) Ambahkat lyks two du huh Caturday Nyte Feebuh dans – iz teh awsum!

    • Cookie's human says:

      Yeh? And so’s yur mudda!

  2. baykon cheezburger says:

    ooh that kitteh looks liek hes gonna be a punk!

    lookit the eyes, u can always tell!

    kyoot tho!

  3. keykat says:

    He waz born to be wild.

    Congrat an ulations, UD. Furry smarty pants commint!

  4. Gober says:

    I bring you a cayk kittn!

    *pssst – teh speshul ingredient is fyle*

    • Feelionophiliac says:

      Don u wurree liddul inmaat kitteh, wen Lolcatburglar realyzez dat u b in dis clink, she spring u owtta tehre, wun waa orr anudder. Staa kul.

      • gibbocat says:

        wuz a fwaym upp n e waiz! teh goggie didz eet!!

        • Feelionophiliac says:

          No dowt! But goggie maa haf konexshuns n set up teh kitteh.
          Karephul jaalbreek planz iz needed… war iz LCB?
          She wud kno mor ‘bowt bustin baybeh kitteh outta teh klink tahn n e wun.
          OH!! Maabee she awn teh kaas, but laayin low…!! Staain owt uv site…

          • gibbocat says:

            eye fink mebbeh LCB b in trubbul fur sellinz ’sleipin flat catz’ wich wuz akerchewallee woadkeel!! *hussh* is ownlee a roomoar.

          • Feelionophiliac says:

            Haven lurnd grate respekt 4 LCB, n how she iz waa aheed uv teh rest uv us, ai wil assuum taht she iz ploting teh jaalbraak 4 tihs inkarcerumated kitteh, n she myte lyke iffn we halpz bai kreeaatin uh diberzhun!
            *pullz gibbokat kloser n wispers*
            Ai plantteded uh buncha teh fyrewurkz jus arown teh korner frum teh jaal, inna ‘bandoneded bilding, set 2 go offf enee sekund, wif mutchez kumbustibul stuffz sowkt in hylee phlammabul likwids. Teh awphisers inna jaal wil undowtedlee send summa thar awn-dutee trups ovah tehre n inbestigaat, leevin teh kitteh les garded.
            *raizez voys aggin*
            If u heer tihs, LCB, teh jaal maa bee mor bulnurabul inna few sekonds.
            *Sudden sownds of distant ekploshuns, followd bai showting n running*

  5. kwjones says:

    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

  6. Ambercat says:

    Gnus justin: Teh infamus LOLcatburglar is tonite behynd bars. Full storee at elleben!

  7. Maus says:

    I can has bale nao? Kthxbai…

  8. keykat says:

    Iz tradyshun to do U a dans. How bout da Jail House Rock?

  9. mary O'Spockn says:

    i aer innosent. goggie didit.
    call my lolyer.

    • mary O'Spockn says:

      Mews Flash

      teh burgloler known as “Baybee Face” alias “Lazer Eyez” wuz cawt wen sitzenz ob Metroplolis turned himin after seeing his mug shot on ICHC…

      Insider informantz (anony mous, ob corse) rumor dat LCB turned staytes ebidense in flea bargin…

    • gibbocat says:

      skewz dat eye powstid simlur affer u, ms mary O’

      but 2 meekup eye singz 4 u:

      spennin tiem in teh loansum prizn
      were teh sunn doan shynz… ♫

      *howl awng!!?* la la ♫

  10. Robert says:

    not my catnip, holding it for a friend

  11. katz n' jammers says:

    Wherz mi attuney?

  12. LN says:

    Totally OT but as a cellocat, can’t resist to link to this cat:

    http://posters.sonicliving.com/event/446225/smallposter.jpg

    and for those of u near Oakland – u won’t regret going there (Sat 23)!
    LN_cello

  13. zipper says:

    Wai must u bee such an angrie young kitteh
    Wen ur futchur looks quiet brite 2 me

  14. cratz says:

    Hey! Don’t pay no mine
    Ur under ayteen u won’t be doin’ any time
    Hey! Com owt an play!

    Com owt an play, baby kitteh!

  15. Froyd says:

    qwid qwo pro, clarise.

  16. gremlin says:

    LCB – teh erlee yeers.

    • kitsunerina says:

      wares teh rest of teh skrapbook?

      Ai has teh kyuriocity…

      • gremlin says:

        I tink teh annals uv ICHC tells most uv teh storee . . .

        Dis heer is sumwharz neer teh beginning. Lolcatburglar as a verree yung convicted fellon, I meenz feline.

        Nawt yet wayrin much uv a mask, tho. Teh mask must hav been an add-on laytur.

  17. cweenmj says:

    Aawwwee. poor liddle kitty. :(
    I will b taking him home and reforming him.
    I giving him snorglez and catnip maus and gushi fud and cheezebergerz and himz berry own blankee.
    All uv teh luvz will making him changing hiz waez. :-)

  18. Romeow says:

    Dat face doan hab teh luk ov rehabilitashun on it.

  19. two_kittehs says:

    pooah sad shelter kitteh, himz is not mad, himz is just sad.
    Dun worrie babeh I takes U home and gibes lub and snorgles and gooshie fud.

  20. kafleen says:

    Romeow, u crack me up!

    :lol:

  21. Ri L. says:

    Dis wun angry littel kitteh.

  22. karen says:

    we doan needs no ejjumacashun…..

  23. Mandy says:

    Yah, dat guy is pissed! wuz bein bad an ended up in da slamma! can come outs wen stops bein bad ;)

    • JAJEH says:

      Unlez he lerns more bad trix behain barrs frum udder inmates.

      • kafleen says:

        *gasp* Whai, dat wud NEBBUR happun!! Jail bee GUD fur peeps! It makes
        dem all gud an upstandeeng an den wen dey gets owt dey nebbur wunna bee
        bad agin!

        /walks off, grumbling too self

  24. Ebilcat says:

    Hez finkin’ of retribooshun. dun DUN DUN!

  25. stefnee says:

    Dis kitteh shot a hoomans in Reno, jus 2 wach himz dy.

  26. gremlin says:

    I diddn steel no hunnert-doller towel – I swayrz!

    Datz mah baybee blankee – mah blessid muvver givved it to meh!

    • Ambercat says:

      yur muvver, hoo bayved nekkid in teh orkestrah pit ob teh theater?!

    • kafleen says:

      Oh, hai, Gremlin, mah sorta-hubbie-ub-sorts.. (LOL)

      Dat remines mee ub an innerestin storee.

      Wen I wuz itty bitty and in Yurup cause ub mah Daddy Soljur, mah daddee got called too teh field wen wee wuz all in a French Hotel.

      Now.

      Mah daddeh is verreh, verreh anal and picky neat. He wuz worse wen yungur.

      He wud nebbur, ebbur doo nuthin dat wuz sloppy, rude, etc.

      Butt wen he got called out, it wuz STAT!! and he wuz in hurreh. He had too throw all owr stuffs togeddur in teh sutecase and GO!

      Teh French not like teh Merikuns much dem dais.

      Dey stopped him in teh lobby.

      They opened his suitcase and DUMPED IT IN THE LOBBY. They accused him of stealing their towel! (Naturally, Man that he is, he was infuriated and denied it)

      There it was, in with all his soiled laundry in the middle of a French hotel. He had accidentally thrown in their towel into his belongings, in his rush.

      Imagine his horror.

      • Romeow says:

        Oh, Kafleen, dat’s a grate storee. Ur fambly hazn’t been tellin dat one fur yeers, has it? I just lub storees that lib on.

  27. Ceru says:

    Oooooh, you in big trubble, mister!

  28. Ezequiel Ashcroft says:

    I doan gets it =(

  29. Daphne Moss says:

    Again, I’m the “Debbie Downer” twinkie who sees the animal and not the clever “spin” on the photo…although lots of lol stuff is funny and smart…
    But only if you ignore that this is a shelter kitteh…
    …Would feel better if I knew this kitteh ended up an “ex-con” kitteh, and not an ex-kitteh but it was posted without info…So instead of lol, i’m feelin SOL.

    • Ambercat says:

      hmmm, wots tihs caertroll mask doin ober heer?

      *piks up mask an wanders off*

    • kafleen says:

      But, Daphne…didn’t we already cover this issue earlier?

      Read the whole thread.

    • JAJEH says:

      AI specks alodda ub uz feld sad at seein diz liddul guy locked up. Ai also specks he, so cute an liddel, got a furebber hoem raide away. Lez hoabes so!

      • Daphne Moss says:

        Amen to that! I wouldn’t mind making fun of him being in “jail” if I knew it wasn’t “death row.”
        Tip to kafleen “barfs a littul in mouf” is so last year.

        • kafleen says:

          dat happuned last yeer?

          I thot it jusst happuned.

          Really tho…it all cums tuggeddur. Ur furst comment dat MADE mee barf…den ur “so last yeer.”

          Unless u r beein funnee, which I dowt…I nebbur had nowun say nuffin so
          stupid too mee on heer.

          Bye now.

          • kafleen says:

            actually, this is not the place for you. I suggest you move on.

          • kafleen says:

            Um, well, ackshullee, I meen too say: teh expresshun mite bee frum last
            yeer, and not so hip and much “cool spin” to you now, butt teh fact is, it
            is still revoltin an has dat same feelin.

            I nebbur been much for teh “hip comments”…moar for sincerity;……

            • kafleen says:

              Daphne, I doubt if you will read this, but I hope you do.

              I awoke this morning and the first thing that ran through my mind was how
              I acted on here and I was full of horror and shame.

              I almost did not have the nerve to come and read it again…I was going to
              post an apology on the bottom of the page. But I did, and I see that you
              showed some class and did not blast me the way I deserved.

              I actually thought I had been far ruder and hateful, but this was bad
              enough. I sincerely apologize for making such a ass of myself to you,
              Daphne, and to everyone else who read this and knows me and is prob-
              ably as stunned and surprised by my nastiness as I.

              I have been miserable all day thinking about it. I hope you just thought
              to yourself, “What an ass” and moved on, and forgot about it.

              I couldn’t figure out what exactly it was that made me so inflamed, but
              now that I read it again I realize I had forgotten about what you said about
              seeing the animal instead of some clever spin thing. A

              If you only knew what bleeding hearts for the animals we are here.Of
              course we see the animal…why else would we be the way we are? That
              comment hurt very very deeply. If you were to read some of our Yahoo
              cheezburger letters you would know better what kind of people we are.

              Again, I apologize to everyone for my behavior. :(

              • JanetCanHas4Kittehs says:

                {{{{{Kafleen}}}}} Yoo ar toadalee wunderful!! :D

                An rememberz – we awl hav had bad daiz – an ebreewun understandz an lubz yoo!!

  30. jmuhj says:

    Ono! CATJAIL! To Daphne Moss: I concur wholeheartedly and add my prayers and wishes that this adorable kitten has found the loving, forever home (s)he and all felines deserve.

  31. DavecanhasDrTinycat says:

    You cans jus SEE dat kitteh got PUNK rittin all over hims. Lookit hims face! You can see it in hims eyeses.

  32. onceajinx says:

    He’z onlee a lad!

    Johnny wuz bad, even as a kitten evreebuddee cood tell
    Evreewun sed if yoo don’t get strayt
    Yooll shoorely go to da nawt Ceeleng Cat playce

    But Johnny didn’t care
    He wuz an owtlaw by da tyme dat he wuz
    Ten days old
    He didn’t wanna do whut he wuz told
    Just a prankster, juvenile gangster

    His teachers didn’t understan
    They kicked him owt of school
    At a tender erly ayj
    Just becuz he didn’t wanna lern things
    (had uvver intrists)
    He liked to claw things!

    Teh laydee down da blok
    She had a catnip plant dat Johnny wanted oh so bad
    So he took it da first chance he had
    Den he bit her in the layg!
    And dis is whut she sed:
    Onlee a lad
    Yoo reellee can’t blaym him
    Onlee a lad
    So-sigh-yeti made him
    Onlee a lad
    He’s R asponsibilitee
    Onlee a lad
    He reellee coodn’t halp it
    Onlee a lad
    He didn’t wanna do it
    Onlee a lad
    He’s underprivlijd an aboosed
    Perhaps a little bit confoosed

    Etc….

  33. D.R. says:

    Can I pay his bail in cheezburgers?

  34. G.J. says:

    Not funny if Kitteh is in animal shelter!

    • idansdansdans says:

      Picks up care troll mask wut got dropted agin and putz it on….” Wassa matta 4 yoo?? Yoo nogatz enee feewings? Wut if wuz 1 ob yoor bebehs??” *Rips mask off- frows on grownd – runs awai fast….

      • kafleen says:

        Yeh, u betta…looks like sum weerdness in heer mite get u…

        • idansdansdans says:

          Sum peeplz haz not red threw manee of teh pix heer or they wood noe that most ob us haz az manee aneemalz az we can supoot- an supoot em we do. Tehy haz teh best ob care and surgereez wen dey needz em ebben if tehy haz to gib up stuff demselbs. We need not make any apologies for what we say on this site tp make life a little lighter. We do all we can in real life..

          *Gets off soap box – sets it on fire- just for effect*

          Runs away — again

  35. Webtacs says:

    juvi delinquincy

  36. Trin Lol-luvur says:

    That ish hilariuz :3I ish luvin itz nau

  37. laura says:

    it’s one thing to speak LOL cats, but you have to make sure that it’s understandable too…some take it a little far

  38. JAJEH says:

    Luvved deh goggie an deh fawn playin!



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