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And he iz already wearing teh stripes.
Hey, UD! Congrajjeelashuns!! Is dis ur…nawt secund nawt secund?
JAILHOWSE ROCK!!!
*donkee kicks upp teh heels!*
Yup, dis is mah not second not second - I am blogging it teh now
Thank you alll foar teh dancin!
*shylee*
**toe in durt**
I noes mebbee u not wunts too adbertize it all obbur….butt….wee can has link
too dat blogg???
/juss ignore mee iff not cumfurtubbull wif datt request. K? kthxbai.
Oh, Iz sorrey, I thought I had it linkd it thru my usrname. Should be fixed nao. I am not too exciting, tho. Just me rantin about ranome stuff.
Tanks…alreaddy looks full of teh innerestin….(I lubb teh links too teh
drawins!!)
Aw, thanks
Yeah fur UD!
Kafleen, I herd ur hoofs, and I came running fur teh danse!
Teh kitteh froo a partee in teh county jail
Teh kitteh band waz there and tehy began to wail
Kafleen waz jumpin and teh joint began to swing
U shudda herd dose nocked owt jailkittehs sing.
Letz rock, eberybuddeh letz rock…
ebbree boddee in teh hole cell block!
Dants wiff us too teh jail howse rock!
kick!
kick!
kickettee kick!!
BANG!!
Say WUT!!??
*donkee ’s hed swings arown!*
Troll gott donkee kicked owta da room!
Oh noes! *hoof too mouf* I has axxiDENTALlee kicked a troll! Must bee teh
wun dat ate UD’s burgas up dere!
Doan bee eetin teh nawt secund’s burgas, u rude trolls!
[Hewwo - ayem jonnee kash]
Aye heerz teh kitteh kummin
an aye sees hiz poyntee enz
butt he ain’t seen teh gushifud sins ai doen no wen,
Heez stuk in dopshun prizun, an tym keeps dragon on
Butt dat kitteh keaps a-hopin, four a furevuh hoam.
Wen hee wuz jus a kittin, hiz mommee tol him, Sun,
alwaes luk yer kyootest, an nyse peepuls will kum
Butt heez sittin dere in Petco, an he’z a wun-da-rin
f todae wil be teh dae dat, hiz ship kums in.
He noes tehres kittehs eetin gushifud an taybul scraps
an sleepin on a grate big lether sowfa, takin naps,
An he hoaps dat wun dae sun, heel be wunn of dem
Butt teh dopters keepz on wawkin, nobuddee wonts him.
Butt noa dey free him frum dis prizon, an dey putz him inaboks
An dey tooks him to a famblee dat will lets him plae wiv soks
Fur frum dopshun prizun, dat’s wehre he wonts two stae
an teh kitteh iz so happeez, an naps hiz daes awae.
*sniff*
Cheezes!
Twice!
lubs teh Cash - dat wuz teh WIN
rilly!
awsumly sed in musik
Dammit, Tony….dat made mee hab teh stingee eyes.
WOW.
Tanks u.
WTH?
GRRRRRRR…wurrrrrrddddd prresssssss……………
wurd press, why u throw mee at end ub thred then back heer in teh
blink ub an eye?
I’m tellin u, WP….wun ub deez days………..
yes, yes…. much wetness in eyez…
much happy in da hart at de end
Tony habs much win and awsum!!!
Meny burgers…if I cud gib dem.
Yeah, Romeow…doncha wish u cud gib menneh, menneh burgas?
At sum weerd kind ub cost…I dunno wut…
/runs wai…too weerd an creepee ideeas runnin thru hed
Teh Win and Teh Awesome! Gods love yew Jonny Cash, wherever it is you be.
WOW!!! Impressive to say the least! It’s better than the original.
I’m going to copy it and keep it where I can find it.
Really extraordinary!
[jus rote a lolspeek verhun uv Jonnee Kash's Fursom Prizun Blooz butt it disapeerded wen aye hit "add comment"
]
YAY! Tehre it iz!
[duz teh happedans an wirls Ambahkat rown an rown teh TTT, sendin kyukumbeh sammidges an ised fansee flyin hither an yon]
EEEK!
anudder victim uv wordpress.
u haz r simpatheez.
Noe simpafeez rekwired, Cweenmj!
Kum an joyn me an ambahkat in teh happeedans! Wee haz teh hatzes wiv teh chikkins on an we dans dans dans an we prans prans prans! Iz rly gud, akshullee, cuz we haz teeancaekansammidgesansconsanfings an we dans a bit an den eetz a bit an den we dans sum moah! 
Ambahkat lyks two du huh Caturday Nyte Feebuh dans - iz teh awsum!
Yeh? And so’s yur mudda!
snert!
ooh that kitteh looks liek hes gonna be a punk!
lookit the eyes, u can always tell!
kyoot tho!
Ees gibin me one meen luk…
prolly wunts ur deelishus lookin cupcake, Cupcake.
lik lik cweem * plai wif cherri ting* nomm nomm
*chaysez cherri rown sell*
funfudz yay!
Dats main problem wit bein fuds…
*nightmairs*
eye fort taht wuz ownlee frum cheeze??/
btw, kafleen. eye tried teh linx 4 yahu groopz an hav pwoblimz as am awreddee awn yahu unner nudda naem. woan let me mess wif it at awl ! pleh!! kan bild kompewtahs but kant werk em wurf spit!!1
But gibbocat, taht cannot bee rite. (OT - yoo can bild kompewtahs too????) But - on mai yahoo (be aware taht ai no nothing about wich ai speek) - awn mai yahoo, mai nefyew can log in too, an shurlee hee cud go - under hiz nayme, to joyn cheezfrenz if he wanted (wich he wudnt, cuz he iz awnlee 12).
Ai’m going to trai it an see what happens. Tho - ai hav trubble enuf traing to sine in as mee.
Did yoo trai finding D Marie an just klickin awn hur nayme? Taht’s what ai usuallee do.
bildin pewtuz iz ownly lectrik leggo, janet(kneedeepinkettehz) - iz e z pea zee!!
eetz teh wekin em taht frazzles mai braynz!!1
pay gin D marie!!1 pay gin D Marie!!1
Oh Hai - I’se layt, and U alreddy figgerd it owt. Sorry bout taht.
noe wurreez, DM.
Mennee thanx fer shewin up @ awl!!
OK…here is my only advice…..go back to your desktop. Then click on your
browser of choice, and go to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
That’s all I know to suggest.
Good luck.
I SRSLY hope too see u join!!!
eyem gunnah trie agin - wannabee joynin yewz awl tehr sune.
brb
eyeb joynd - eye fink - butt az q_twerk as tahtz mai yahu eye dee.
eye fink!!
sew iph ewe seez him dare - iz mii!
*gowz orf skrichin hed*
oh noes, i dunt wants to be eeten
hao u noe??
haben u nebbah tried itz?
hokai!! nawtee barn 4 mii….
eye goe kwyetlee.>>>>>>>>>> tippee tow tippee tow
Hmmmm - yoo an Maus. . .
busted for B&E
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No, no, i can rehab, rehibi… i can fix dis kitteh!
He didnt know wut he wuz doin’, hiz momma neber aroun’
I lub him and fix him and maek him gud!
He waz born to be wild.
Congrat an ulations, UD. Furry smarty pants commint!
Thank you!
I bring you a cayk kittn!
*pssst - teh speshul ingredient is fyle*
Don u wurree liddul inmaat kitteh, wen Lolcatburglar realyzez dat u b in dis clink, she spring u owtta tehre, wun waa orr anudder. Staa kul.
wuz a fwaym upp n e waiz! teh goggie didz eet!!
No dowt! But goggie maa haf konexshuns n set up teh kitteh.
Karephul jaalbreek planz iz needed… war iz LCB?
She wud kno mor ‘bowt bustin baybeh kitteh outta teh klink tahn n e wun.
OH!! Maabee she awn teh kaas, but laayin low…!! Staain owt uv site…
eye fink mebbeh LCB b in trubbul fur sellinz ’sleipin flat catz’ wich wuz akerchewallee woadkeel!! *hussh* is ownlee a roomoar.
Haven lurnd grate respekt 4 LCB, n how she iz waa aheed uv teh rest uv us, ai wil assuum taht she iz ploting teh jaalbraak 4 tihs inkarcerumated kitteh, n she myte lyke iffn we halpz bai kreeaatin uh diberzhun!
*pullz gibbokat kloser n wispers*
Ai plantteded uh buncha teh fyrewurkz jus arown teh korner frum teh jaal, inna ‘bandoneded bilding, set 2 go offf enee sekund, wif mutchez kumbustibul stuffz sowkt in hylee phlammabul likwids. Teh awphisers inna jaal wil undowtedlee send summa thar awn-dutee trups ovah tehre n inbestigaat, leevin teh kitteh les garded.
*raizez voys aggin*
If u heer tihs, LCB, teh jaal maa bee mor bulnurabul inna few sekonds.
*Sudden sownds of distant ekploshuns, followd bai showting n running*
yu been nommin 2 mennee ob dem halal cheezeburgaz!!
* lissunz caerphullee*
eye hurd a kyna muffuld ’spluzzz’…?
wassatit?!!
hooju bai dem fyawerkz frum? nawt LCB!!1 ??
doh!!?.
*deep sigh*
wii beddah kawl in ms mary O’. him b gud @ teh sninee stuph payola.
mebbeh wii kan springz the kitteh wif a stayol cukkee an sum tinzel?
*ahem* i are a her.
skewz eye!
maex senz - didumpt fink u wuz teh obskewer refrinz 2 teh jonnee cash sawng.
boi naemed sioux?
Mai nawt second horse wuz named Sioux Sue’s Shiloh- him wuz a boi too…. Purteeist pinto yoo ebber seed. Nebber wawked wen he cud prance.
Fanks 4 mermindin meh…