HALP! I’ve been mugged!
looks like someone got too close to teh mug…
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iz betr dan being kitteh on milk carton…
GMTA! You beat me too it, jennerb…
I can haz full set of dinner china wid my little Cookie’s face printed on it?????
Congratulashuns, jennerb, for being not-sekond!
Am thinking of my stunned and delited guests when I unveils my new Cookie dinner set!
purfekt for a gushie fud buffay!
Aw Contrare! My Cookie dinnerware will be for our finest formals okkassions, and thus will have only the finest foods served on it. No vegetables, of corse; but hevily laden wid cheezeburgers (holds the bread), regular hamburgers (holds the bread), shrimp, lobster, chiken piccata, many types of beef, chichen, pork, seafood….milk will be served in our finest krystal goblets (which will also have Cookie’s smiling face etched into them).
The floral centerpice will consist of flowers that refleckt Cookie’s beauty, mixed with the houseplants she likes to chew on and then throws up.
LOL!
an teh table clorf be croshayed wiv teh fynest silkyest floof collekted frum awl teh kitteh groomins.
pre-digestive trakt hoeps…
shud be: pre digestiv trak, i hoeps.
ob corse.
Cookie’s hair be orange and golden (wid white belly hairs) - will produce a lustrous tableclof that will look like spun gold! Mice will be encouraged to skurry akross the dinner table to provides entertainment for da guests!
Dis will be teh fynest tableclorf in the hole whirld.
Teh meeces sownds lyke fun,but ai am skareded teh kittehz chaysin tehm will nok teh priceless Dinner set on teh floor an den it will be borked
You be rite. Mices can be served later, in chilled cups wid vanilla ice cream. Won’t eksite the kittehs as much that way.
Also, no lit candles, as I find kittehs like to venture too close wid their tail, and then their tail be like a candle. But I haz the finest crystal chandelier (Asfour krystal, from Egypt) in mai dining room, and it throws kabillyuns of little rainbows everywhere. Most of them lands on Cookie, of course.
Yoor rite, of course… It iz rittin taht kittehs r bornded to B teh rainbow magnits!! Taht’s wut rainbowz and krystal flashiez were cree8td 4-jus 2 B pointin owt kitteh’s beootimous-ness by dewing lite danses on sawt, floofy furz.
I find that in additshun to enhancin’ da kittehs’ beautifulness, rainbows on kittehs gives power surges to dem.
Akshooly… yes. Google “photo mug” and/or “photo plate” an start luking…
oooohhh… i see birfday prezents fur me…
cup, bowl, plate - one fur each kitteh, set of 12, with one extra left over…
i could serve de last suppeh of kittehs!!!
cud u uze a nyfe n fork on ur kitteh’s fayss? n eets yer dinns off teh fayss ob ur kitteh? i cudnt.
Yes - you be riight. No knives used on the Cookie plates. All food will be pre-cut to bite-sized.
hmmm… kittehlurve maeks gud point…
praps onee dishez for de fingur fuds…
But kitteh dun haz no fingerz!
Tihnk hao u’d crai iffin u dropt teh dishen it brokt!
o k… no kitteh dishez wif mai kitteh facez on…
bad idea
;-(
oh hai CH, if u live in TTI u can bai deeze luvly kitty-ware in Asda (um, wal-mart for american cheez chums), I havz 1, it cost £1.99.
Ai knyu Ai’d seen it Bfore! Ai is teh asda-addikt!
Oh, hai! Is diss ur nawt secund nawt secund?
*dantses a little jig*
joynz in jig …*singing teh orijunul gaelik* paradimethylameenobendaldehyde…
*snerk*
I lurves da gaylik!! I jig too, but yooz ma arms, unliek dat meezer frum a cupple daze ago!
*jiggitee jiggitee jigjig
spinnitee jiggitee shuffle jig
soft shoo jiggitee jazz hans!*
I danses, too for a moment, aneeway (until mah meetink starts)
*jiggy jiggy jiggy*
*jiggy jiggy jiggy*
I nawt so gudz wif teh singings in teh gaelik - I leeves dat tu Mary O’!
paradimethylameenobenzaldehyde…
maeks a big mess if yoo mix it wif cyanide
chemikals everyware- turn to teh lef, den rite
dis jig is up, now lets call it a nite.
seams to mee the smart peeps @ d’ Beeker Labratorees could cumup wif moar bettuh verses….
yes indeedy! I takes it as a indikay…indeekai… sine I ben spendin 2 much tiem on ICHC… nao I mus go study fizziks and find sumfin for fuds.
*sigh….
Gud pointy end, jennerb. Congratz on 0pppazit 2 last!!!!!
tanks u bery much for teh congratz! I haz an ecksited!
congratz, jennerb!
Frii drink nd maryo&CH kan teat owt mah noo danse floar!
“teat” sry, ai meant test
hey, mebbe you culd hab danz klasses fur doze ob us wif two lefts feet. oar four left pawz, as teh kase may bee?
startin de day wif a kyute mug onna mug
kitteh, lukkin berrry sastisfied after likkin mug, sez:
“dish cup so kleen, i can see mysef innit!
Haz u seen dis kitteh?
Cutenezz enlargeded tu show detayl.
hmmmm. i lukked adn lukked, adn i dont see de tayl…
is awn bak ob mug?
Enlarjin keyootniss can be daynjurus to helf!!! Mek shor CHRG(wdoi) firmlee taypt awn!!!
*peep* sez LLLBC!
Oh noes! Cafe Press gotta holda me and wawnt lets goe!
Hao can yu awl be so crool?!Hao can yu stuff teh lidl kitteh into a mug, por in warter so hot teh mug becoms tarns…trasn…tans…see-thru; an tehn sit tehre an post commets?!
Dont yu kno kittehs skin is porus! Only vettek shud por warter - ob ennee temperatchur - ober kittehs?!
An dont yu reelyse stoopy peeple will trai to copy yu?!
An dont yu reelyse Ai rilly dont get owt much an crayv attenshun?!
Oh teh calamitty!
*Remoovs caertroll mask an slinks awai, snikkering*
ambercat, you is “full of it” tee hee
*piks up karetwoll maks - twies iton- hmmm- has purfekt fit
how could you nawt notiss the eletrikmikal kord hangin adn danglin dere just waytin fur the kitteh adn/oar stoopy hooman to gets awwl tangulled upinnit.
is a hazard. i just kant stand to luk at it!!!!!!
remoooob it naow!!!
*taeks maks orf*
*Trais on maks*
Y, is juss anaxident waytin ta happin!!!
Is awl funingaems til sum 1 loosis an I!!!
Grow a braen, peeps
An y u godda tawk an tipe liek tihs?
*tosses troll maks awai*
Annybuddy gotta Kitncuppa tee? I feels week…
Hay, free Iball!!! Let’s play!!!
*bats at loose, rolling, floof cuvverd Iball*
Jenniffuurr, yoo wants tea, ErlGray, hawt, R spicee Chai?
I’ll taek chai 4 teh I!
LOLS! Dat’s teh best wun I’ve seen yet!
Gess u habbent seen teh kitteh toilet seat…
/runs
uh oh..dis oppuns up teh hole knew can a wurms…
eye fink wii haz tablikz 4 dat!
Noo product idea, ICHC mugz. Nize wai tu start da dai.
Halp mee wit da produck lizt:
ICHC poetree buk
ICHC Monopolee
ICHC Clue (Mye guezz: Yung nekkid guy, inn da nawtee barn, wit de iron)
ICHC Skrabble
ICHC liddle book ob qwotes
ICHC Dummees gide to ‘Puters
ICHC legul advys
Ooh! Ooh! an a ICHC Theatre Klub, wit diskownt tikkits, so we can com an see eachudder in awl teh plais an conserts an stuff we do!
Can ai pre-order mai coppee ob teh dumees gide to ‘puters plz?
Mii two.
Pkthxbai
Duz da Kraknutter tix inklood ayrfayr to fly to Jurminee to see Maus? DO WANT!!
ICHC yeerboox!!!
ICHC magnetik potree - haiku, shakeespeer, an standard
ICHC plays da hits!
ICHC danz buk - wif iddul pauz dire grammz wif aroez an nummaz fur us hoo doan noe teh stipz -
plzthxbai
ohai!
speekin ov theater klub…i can has show in NYC openninks tonite wut i has dessineded teh costyooms foar on mah fwee tyme frum teh Wikkid.
http://www.marktwainsblues.com
i can has pix on mah website too…
http://www.cathysmallcostumedesign.com
And Nao bak to your regularly skeduled listing:
Oh cSmall, dat iz teh exciting!!!
Meny congratamulashuns to u!
We hab a star in our midst.