HALP! I’ve been mugged!
looks like someone got too close to teh mug…
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iz betr dan being kitteh on milk carton…
GMTA! You beat me too it, jennerb…
I can haz full set of dinner china wid my little Cookie’s face printed on it?????
Congratulashuns, jennerb, for being not-sekond!
Am thinking of my stunned and delited guests when I unveils my new Cookie dinner set!
purfekt for a gushie fud buffay!
Aw Contrare! My Cookie dinnerware will be for our finest formals okkassions, and thus will have only the finest foods served on it. No vegetables, of corse; but hevily laden wid cheezeburgers (holds the bread), regular hamburgers (holds the bread), shrimp, lobster, chiken piccata, many types of beef, chichen, pork, seafood….milk will be served in our finest krystal goblets (which will also have Cookie’s smiling face etched into them).
The floral centerpice will consist of flowers that refleckt Cookie’s beauty, mixed with the houseplants she likes to chew on and then throws up.
LOL!
an teh table clorf be croshayed wiv teh fynest silkyest floof collekted frum awl teh kitteh groomins.
pre-digestive trakt hoeps…
shud be: pre digestiv trak, i hoeps.
ob corse.
Cookie’s hair be orange and golden (wid white belly hairs) – will produce a lustrous tableclof that will look like spun gold! Mice will be encouraged to skurry akross the dinner table to provides entertainment for da guests!
Dis will be teh fynest tableclorf in the hole whirld.
Teh meeces sownds lyke fun,but ai am skareded teh kittehz chaysin tehm will nok teh priceless Dinner set on teh floor an den it will be borked:(
You be rite. Mices can be served later, in chilled cups wid vanilla ice cream. Won’t eksite the kittehs as much that way.
Also, no lit candles, as I find kittehs like to venture too close wid their tail, and then their tail be like a candle. But I haz the finest crystal chandelier (Asfour krystal, from Egypt) in mai dining room, and it throws kabillyuns of little rainbows everywhere. Most of them lands on Cookie, of course.
Yoor rite, of course… It iz rittin taht kittehs r bornded to B teh rainbow magnits!! Taht’s wut rainbowz and krystal flashiez were cree8td 4-jus 2 B pointin owt kitteh’s beootimous-ness by dewing lite danses on sawt, floofy furz.
I find that in additshun to enhancin’ da kittehs’ beautifulness, rainbows on kittehs gives power surges to dem.
Akshooly… yes. Google “photo mug” and/or “photo plate” an start luking…
oooohhh… i see birfday prezents fur me…
cup, bowl, plate – one fur each kitteh, set of 12, with one extra left over…
i could serve de last suppeh of kittehs!!!
cud u uze a nyfe n fork on ur kitteh’s fayss? n eets yer dinns off teh fayss ob ur kitteh? i cudnt.
Yes – you be riight. No knives used on the Cookie plates. All food will be pre-cut to bite-sized.
hmmm… kittehlurve maeks gud point…
praps onee dishez for de fingur fuds…
But kitteh dun haz no fingerz!
Tihnk hao u’d crai iffin u dropt teh dishen it brokt!
o k… no kitteh dishez wif mai kitteh facez on…
bad idea
;-(
oh hai CH, if u live in TTI u can bai deeze luvly kitty-ware in Asda (um, wal-mart for american cheez chums), I havz 1, it cost £1.99.
Ai knyu Ai’d seen it Bfore! Ai is teh asda-addikt!
Oh, hai! Is diss ur nawt secund nawt secund?
*dantses a little jig*
joynz in jig …*singing teh orijunul gaelik* paradimethylameenobendaldehyde…
*snerk*
I lurves da gaylik!! I jig too, but yooz ma arms, unliek dat meezer frum a cupple daze ago!
*jiggitee jiggitee jigjig
spinnitee jiggitee shuffle jig
soft shoo jiggitee jazz hans!*
I danses, too for a moment, aneeway (until mah meetink starts)
*jiggy jiggy jiggy*
*jiggy jiggy jiggy*
I nawt so gudz wif teh singings in teh gaelik – I leeves dat tu Mary O’!
paradimethylameenobenzaldehyde…
maeks a big mess if yoo mix it wif cyanide
chemikals everyware- turn to teh lef, den rite
dis jig is up, now lets call it a nite.
seams to mee the smart peeps @ d’ Beeker Labratorees could cumup wif moar bettuh verses….
yes indeedy! I takes it as a indikay…indeekai… sine I ben spendin 2 much tiem on ICHC… nao I mus go study fizziks and find sumfin for fuds.
*sigh….
Gud pointy end, jennerb. Congratz on 0pppazit 2 last!!!!!
tanks u bery much for teh congratz! I haz an ecksited!
congratz, jennerb!
Frii drink nd maryo&CH kan teat owt mah noo danse floar!
“teat” sry, ai meant test
hey, mebbe you culd hab danz klasses fur doze ob us wif two lefts feet. oar four left pawz, as teh kase may bee?
startin de day wif a kyute mug onna mug
kitteh, lukkin berrry sastisfied after likkin mug, sez:
“dish cup so kleen, i can see mysef innit!
Haz u seen dis kitteh?
Cutenezz enlargeded tu show detayl.
hmmmm. i lukked adn lukked, adn i dont see de tayl…
is awn bak ob mug?
Enlarjin keyootniss can be daynjurus to helf!!! Mek shor CHRG(wdoi) firmlee taypt awn!!!
*peep* sez LLLBC!
Oh noes! Cafe Press gotta holda me and wawnt lets goe!
Hao can yu awl be so crool?!Hao can yu stuff teh lidl kitteh into a mug, por in warter so hot teh mug becoms tarns…trasn…tans…see-thru; an tehn sit tehre an post commets?!
Dont yu kno kittehs skin is porus! Only vettek shud por warter – ob ennee temperatchur – ober kittehs?!
An dont yu reelyse stoopy peeple will trai to copy yu?!
An dont yu reelyse Ai rilly dont get owt much an crayv attenshun?!
Oh teh calamitty!
*Remoovs caertroll mask an slinks awai, snikkering*
ambercat, you is “full of it” tee hee
*piks up karetwoll maks – twies iton- hmmm- has purfekt fit
how could you nawt notiss the eletrikmikal kord hangin adn danglin dere just waytin fur the kitteh adn/oar stoopy hooman to gets awwl tangulled upinnit.
is a hazard. i just kant stand to luk at it!!!!!!
remoooob it naow!!!
*taeks maks orf*
*Trais on maks*
Y, is juss anaxident waytin ta happin!!!
Is awl funingaems til sum 1 loosis an I!!!
Grow a braen, peeps
An y u godda tawk an tipe liek tihs?
*tosses troll maks awai*
Annybuddy gotta Kitncuppa tee? I feels week…
Hay, free Iball!!! Let’s play!!!
*bats at loose, rolling, floof cuvverd Iball*
Jenniffuurr, yoo wants tea, ErlGray, hawt, R spicee Chai?
I’ll taek chai 4 teh I!
LOLS! Dat’s teh best wun I’ve seen yet!
Gess u habbent seen teh kitteh toilet seat…
/runs
uh oh..dis oppuns up teh hole knew can a wurms…
eye fink wii haz tablikz 4 dat!
Noo product idea, ICHC mugz. Nize wai tu start da dai.
Halp mee wit da produck lizt:
ICHC poetree buk
ICHC Monopolee
ICHC Clue (Mye guezz: Yung nekkid guy, inn da nawtee barn, wit de iron)
ICHC Skrabble
ICHC liddle book ob qwotes
ICHC Dummees gide to ‘Puters
ICHC legul advys
Ooh! Ooh! an a ICHC Theatre Klub, wit diskownt tikkits, so we can com an see eachudder in awl teh plais an conserts an stuff we do!
Can ai pre-order mai coppee ob teh dumees gide to ‘puters plz?
Mii two.
Pkthxbai
Duz da Kraknutter tix inklood ayrfayr to fly to Jurminee to see Maus? DO WANT!!
ICHC yeerboox!!!
ICHC magnetik potree – haiku, shakeespeer, an standard
ICHC plays da hits!
ICHC danz buk – wif iddul pauz dire grammz wif aroez an nummaz fur us hoo doan noe teh stipz -
plzthxbai
ohai!
speekin ov theater klub…i can has show in NYC openninks tonite wut i has dessineded teh costyooms foar on mah fwee tyme frum teh Wikkid.
http://www.marktwainsblues.com
i can has pix on mah website too…
http://www.cathysmallcostumedesign.com
And Nao bak to your regularly skeduled listing:
Oh cSmall, dat iz teh exciting!!!
Meny congratamulashuns to u!
We hab a star in our midst.
Wow. We iz inna precents ov geneius!
nah…butt iz gud show. a “vanity production”, so it runs a liddle long…vry vry gud performers, and good looking, if I do say so myself!
yay!
Lolrus, wif teh bukkit in Pd’B’s laboooratory.
Wondurful! Yoor tallint iz amaizing! I felt like bilding a raft an paytin a fince!!!
Bak in tyme – Yoo hazzit.
Deer cSmall – this is reelee wunderful. Ai wish we (ai) cud com an see it an share yur traiumf!
Can yoo giv uz a link to teh reveiws wehn they com out?
an ai hoep yoo can post a few moar pikshurs awn yur site. (of corse, yoo may nawt want it to bee too cluttered). But AI wud liek to see moar!
onlee rulz wuld be teh wurdz cant be fownd in teh dikt – dishk – big smrat buk ob wurdz
*ponders ICHC Skrabble*
Um, no, I don’t tink I wanna play taht gayme wit u.
There wood be no rong spellz.. Evreebodee winz!! Yaaay!
ICHC bukkit
ICHC swim kaps
ICHC CHRG
ICHC cocktayl shayker wif picksher ub Daniel Craig…
wai, ICHC kud hab a whol lien ub eckskloosif producks, han maed frum egzotick natchrul materielz an impoartid frum all ober teh wurld, sold under teh Nawty Barn brand
ohai, moe! i lubbed dat Bollywood linkee you gibbed to sho us how to do teh dances fur the parayde! had much win!
hai mary o’s! glad yu liekd linkee. iz frum femmus moobie bowt hao a indian villaj (maek-bleeve, nawt real) lernd teh nashnl relijin frum teh brittish kolonial masterz (reel relijin heer iz *krikkit*, an nawt — az menny mistaekinly bleevz — Hinduizm). sawngandans + lub tryangle + krikkit = beeeg bollywud hit!
iff yu liekz sawngandans, dey’z awlwez plenty in most *enny* hindi moobie! dvdz availebbl at yur lokal indian grossry stowr (iff yu libz in teh US)
Wadda bowt teh ICHC Happicat Bobbulhed Dawl!
I bin wantin wun ob dose fureber!
I. Would. Sereyuslee. Buy. Dat!!!
ICHC Map o’ owr Unibers
wit teh rope.
/did i say dat? 8-0
::::::Wabin gubbye 2 mai hard urned moneez.::::::: HappiCat Bobble Head Dawl… WANTS
LCHC BYBLE. de holey wyrd of Ceiling Cat.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
I jus fownd this todai… I wuz crackin up at Genesis at wurk and getting straynj looks from teh museum patrons
ICHC cukbuk
ICHC entertaynin 4 cheezfrens
ICHC chocolayts frum arownd teh worlold
ICHC Bartendrrrs Byebull, wif resip-eez fur martoodeez, an essplanayshunz uv vareeyus skawtches, an menee hawt drynks, an hao to broo da perfik cuppa!
ICHC deskpads fur sayf *heddesk*
ICHC 0 caloree noms!
Neslee Cuppa Kitteh – just add waterz and stur – it has a flava.
kitteh, lukkin berrry sastisfied after likkin mug, sez:
“dish cup so kleen, i can see mysef innit!”
dish koment in de rong plaes. is nawt weerd press fawt, is mine. stoopyhumanclikingbefoarbraneengaged- like typing detekted.
So… wuz tihs wun or teh uther wun teh mistake
iz a conomdrum…
Wuz this photo a planned LOL photo, yu fink?
cos ifn it wuzn’t, WTF? I luv to taek de pictures of my kyoot fake kittehs…
Hyacinth is pleased when she receebs order ob new kitteh mugs to gib to guests whoo kant be twusted wif teh RoyalDoolton wif teh handpaynted periwinkuls.
Den planz wun ob her Candelite Supperz. Stranjelee, manee peeple aer buzy dat nite…
Sew she decieds to inbite:
ArchBishup Deslol Tutu
Barry Manilol
Cheez Peeps frum ICHC
Dan Quaylol
KUA FTW
Will Daisy and Onslow be showing up uninvited, yu fink?
ooooh yesh! let me chaynge teh”D” to
Daisee, our
E…
(culd wii have 2 “D”s: Dishy Vicar, the?)
Emmet
E….
Elizbeth be breakin’ kyoot kitteh mugs wen spillin; koffee?
Emmet (form nekst-dor)
Furree Frenz uv Cheezpeeps
Gramma an Grampa
Hilaree an Bill
Ikthys
JanetCH4K
Kops (so nao buddies steels da valable piktur mugs)
Lolcatburglar- seeter nex to da Kops.
Manchestuh United Teem
Newcassul Ale heiress
ikthys. hmmm. i think i see wut you did there.
Hyacinth iz disturbed, howeber, when Onslow, Daisy, Rose and The Major inbite demselfs to her Candelite Suppers.
In an efert to nawt upsets teh Cheez Peeps, she decieds to maek a waterside supper with riparian entertainment – in a warrrrrmmmmm plaec.
rrrrriparian, taht is
Iz cold in rrrrrrripareeyan SoCal. Gunna rayn tonite. Mite hit 60 by Sunday, so iz still purtee warm fur y’all!
Unless we kin git Doon Undar, whar iz just beginning to fall….
kan eye kumz?? plz!! awlwaiz wuntedz 2 meat Barri Manlow – c taht gnoez up cloess. awlwaiz wunnerd if iz proz th.. arty fi .. fayk oar knot!!
kthxbai
gud ideeyuh! wee will seet you rite nex to Hyacinth, teller itz your birfday sillybrashun, adn, Lukky Yoo, she’ll sing Happy Birfday rite in yore eer!
taek dis botlol ob aspirin. you’ll need it.
(giglol- wish’d i could see dat)
*dances off to da toon ob ‘copacabana’*
sings soflee to self “…at the copa- copakabana…”
*fancee danz like stepping detekted..*
ohhhh I owe U for taht eerwurm.
Can I return it for anodder wun plsthxbai?
nope. no returnz on eerwurms. awl sales final!
(runz away giggling)
*pssssssst. wuz i ‘posed to uze teh /\ signs dere? you guys do sum zampuls, so i kan coppee kat, ‘k?*
♫ oh, mandee, well you came , adn you gabe wifout taaaaaaakin,
adn i senchoo awaaaay…
o maaandy, will you kiss me adn stop me from shaaaakin…♫
Binglol!!!!
I’ve got a little kitteh – on my maus mat!
noooooeeeeees!!!! dat meens the mous be runninininin awl ober teh kitteh!
dats just nawt rite!!
kitteh can just open up and nom maus tho, anytiem
after dat, messy computer area, let me show you it…
dere be mousee parts awl Ober teh place…
kitteh onee eatz the hed…
(speakin’ frm rather unplezant purrsonal experins!)
Dis is awl vaguely disturbin to me…
praps I shud haz been clear:
speakin from perzonal obse… observ…
frm seein’ it!
meh kittehz wud ( an eyem tawkin pass tinz nao bowt mai ’spooky’ kitteh hoo wuz noen fur hims prayin pekewly aritteez – gourd west hims bowl!! ) awl waiz leeb mii teh tayztee bitz liek teh stomich n stuph. moes comsidderayt!! mebbeh him hadsum frinch bludz in himz az he wuz parshul 2 fwoggy ligz!!1
Hia imm new to ICHC an i wuz wonderin how do i favorite stuffs?
Ill check bak here laterz
KTHNXBY
Welkum Inasha!!
foar favorites, i think yu needs to have an ichc accownt to put them into? up neer teh top is teh “login”, and that will have sum ansers, awlso teh lol builder has stuff abowt favrits…
cheezfwends? ennywun know bedder?
…That wand needs replacing, Mr. Weasley.
do we need teh “speshul ekwipment” bukkit?
No bukkit…ducktape. The handycat’z sekrit weapon.
dats a gud fing dat wee dont need the speshul eqwipment. teh “speshul equipment” bukkit Hagrid gibs Ronlold Weeslee is fur wehn the slugs are reegurjitayted , due to teh bakfire ob Ron’s borked wand.
Best part of wakin’ up… is kitteh on ur cup!
is gud to de las drop(ping)!
awwww….
Flolger’s cawfee K’mershul, FTW!
I c teh burgers are still been ate by der ICHC troll!
We innerup tehse commets to tell yu todai is Alan Rikman’s burfdai – awl in fayvor ob celery braytin tihs event wit a larj bukket ob Martoonees ober in teh Nawty Barn, sai “Ay”!
Ay!!
(Bery gud idee, Ambercat! I bringz kitteh-mugs to drink martoonees frum)
I breeng ma copeez uv Blow Dry an Die Hard, an da awwwdeeyo rekording uv AR reedin sum sonnets an singin da ebil sawng frum “Halp! I’m a Feesh!”
*wriggles ecksitedlee*
Ay.Ay ay ay ay ai lubs dis verree much……………
pardee yayyyyyyyyyy
Happee birfday Alan Rikman.
Ay Ay!!
woohoo!
sowns like mah kine ub bukket!!
*Runs too teh barn*
/no, LOLrus!! not urs!!
Yesserday at teh hospitlol gif shop were I werks on Wenzdais, we has a litl stufded lolrus, wif tusks. I put him on teh kownter wif a litl sine dat sed, “Have you seen mah bukkit”? Onlee wun purrson got it teh hole afternoon, an eben she wuz not kwiet sure.
(In teh saem shop, teh “charge” kee on teh cash rejister is laybulled “CHRG” wich maeks me smile…)
Dis mayd me laff in a gooffee way! I lurve dat kinda stuff!!
Wun tiem, we wuz et a street festibal, an da kops wuz der, an we cood see in da car, on dat computer tingee, wun button laybulled “ACK”! We wuz heyooj fans uv ‘Cathy’ cartoon, an ma ex laffs and sez “Shots fyred! Shots fyred! ACK! ACK! ACK!!!!!!”
(Button wuz reelee fur aknolejing, nawt yelling in feer R essitement!)
Loved Alan as the bad guy in Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves” (“…Its a wonder I’m still sane!”)
himz gud funn!
awlaiz, az tehy sai ‘eetinz teh seenurry’!!1
Yes- Alan be havin’ dat “juno-say-kwah”
juno say butt ebberree buddy kan gess
“I mita bin mugged, but et leest Iz warm!”
hmmmm
wuts this?
*picks up mask*
*tries on*
*adjusts fit*
THIS PICTURE IS NOT REAL KITTEH
PHOTOSHOPPED !!
*takes off photoshoptroll mask*
*strolls away whistling*
purfekt “fit”
wif all tehse troll masks laying around, we can habs lots of fun.
another mardi gras type prade, praps? i nom inate d Beaker Labradories to be in CHRG ob dis wun.
Awl in flavor?
abzolupillee!!1
him getz mai boat!
reddy to co-ankor? yew wuz teh funee!!
i ree red your pome & stuffs adn gots teh giguls.
oar, mebbee shud be sumwun elze, nawt me. i fink fowks gotta liddul tired ob my shenanananiganz!
*gracefulleee bowz owt*
*klunk*
ahem. i mint to do dat.
Mary – ov corse, ai am far frum being a disinterested observer, butt ai wud almoast say nobuddee cud do such a ting neerlee as well as yoo.
Yoo has a – an ayr ov authoritee togedder wif an unflagging hyoomor – it wuz moar tahn a delite to see yoo in akshun.
Ai cannawt tell yoo how much ai wish ai cud doo what yoo do! an yoo doo it wif such eeze.
I seccund tah weowshun!!! Yayyy— MaryO’ and Pd’B and gibbocat!!
I volunteerz 2 B spec-potater! * Frow me the moniez!!!*
Eye-eye on teh boat!!
IT’S A PHOTO OF A MUG WITH A PICTURE OF A CAT ON IT
Breakin Newz:
OT but funneh… haz u seen it?
Kitchen-Floor Conflict Intensifies As Rival House Cats Claim Same Empty Bag
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kitchen_floor_conflict_intensifies
kthxbai now
how cute!
I likes teh name Boswell furr a cat.
I likez teh Ther-Mos.
I has teh ezact same mug! I got it in ASDA. It supermarketz from teh ppl that brung you wal-mart in case you lib lak in USAz or sumthing where you no can unnerstand such mattaz.
I harrumph yoo… as if we didn haz cwalitee in USAz…
We can has also Tar-jay and J C Pen-nay…
Dude, u left ur weed on teh table!!!!111
call 911
I HAZ THAT MUGG!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! one!!!!
meh tow!
Mug Shot: Ur doin it rite!
Warnin…kittehz ataking dis paig!