Comments on: i gotz u a rly good book…

By: Fozzie's hooman

Fozzie's hooman — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 14:40:57 +0000

LOL dis kitteh looks liek a book too dikshinaree rofl

By: mingwai

mingwai — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 17:20:13 +0000

tis kitteh is hearbuy SENTUNSED fur bein teh floor BOOKR

By: mel-l-co0l-j

mel-l-co0l-j — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 03:19:16 +0000

niiiiiiiiiice. take care of your cat, you idiot.

By: Fat Kitteh..

Fat Kitteh.. — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:16:30 +0000

Dis is kitteh is no Deh Ugly One!!!

Oocha Koocha One-Two-Threecha..

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 19:05:01 +0000

*Wizzy boe-ty an skwirty flowr*

By: Fat Kitteh

Fat Kitteh — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:55:59 +0000

DAT iz deh funiest thing EBBA!!!

By: kitkay

kitkay — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:23:29 +0000

oh, oh, let me horn in here wiff my toot sents!!! I R also a grammy-stikkler!!! Lots ob werk to due hear in Okie-homa!!!!

Took e a while to figgur out “idn’t it, dudn’t it, an wadn’t it”—I haddto keep asking, “Do What?”. Gibbed up after awhile; if you non-Okies doan unnderstan e, taht’s y’alls problem.

I habs a frend name Merrie; her and her husband are coming ober tonite—but that’s jus between you and I ! So I’m fixin’ to go make deener. I wants to be reddy whenever they gets hear!

So, y’all bring that marchin’ band out hear—we cood make lots ‘o’ noyse!!!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:41:23 +0000

buk hadz mowsie in it, why not taystz liek mowsie?

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:33:21 +0000

dint wurk. i eated it an not loozed any wayt.
wantz a refoo – refnu – mah munnies bak.

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:31:44 +0000

tahtz prolly jus bout my all-tymz fabrite lolcat. teh floof and teh feetz, tehy jus getz me…:D

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:18:37 +0000

{{{{{{{{Sahahdh}}}}}}}} Ai can awnlee imajin what haz maed yoo so sad. Ai can awnlee say – cuddle an snorgle teh kittehs, com heer to laff an keep yur spirits up, spend tiem wif yur frenz.

And moast important – believe it oar not – most ov us hav been where yoo apparentlee ar. An we hav survived an gown awn to hav lots ov fun and we can still smile an laff. It will fur shur happen fur yoo, too. Just taeks sum tiem. Yoo wil see.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:10:43 +0000

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:58:33 +0000

yay amber!!

By: stablercake

stablercake — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 23:40:42 +0000

KITTEH LOAFF <333

By: handikat

handikat — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 20:06:03 +0000

Tihs berry sad messij, sarah.

Ai hoaps tath hoo=evver it was meant foar has finded it an yew are happi naow.

Ai sends up sum gud thawts fur yew.

((((((anna hug)))))))

By: rhsb

rhsb — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 19:46:52 +0000

Ai no kare if kitteh iz sqware. WANT! Hur is So purty.

By: logan predy

logan predy — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:12:29 +0000

kitteh eated breadtangle of pizza

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:00:13 +0000

Verbal diarrhoreah – she will haz it.

By: cratz

cratz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:46:00 +0000

dat’s a calico, akshully

By: cratz

cratz — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:42:22 +0000

Teh hovercat iz my all-time favrit lolkitteh!

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:27:14 +0000

Schrodinger’s kitteh eated teh bocks.

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 15:23:24 +0000

Oh hai SJ an JCH4K! I tu ar a grammar an punk choo ayshun stickler. Teh randum commas an apostrafees makes me teh crayzee! An peeps hoo yooz “literally” rong. Also, “The thing is, is…”. I are glad eberywun here can has gud grammar.

By: whiskers

whiskers — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:51:19 +0000

oh fank yu janet. yu jus mad mai dai )

By: 3 kattails

3 kattails — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:47:28 +0000

Ooh, do yu play teh grammar-phone?

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:28:52 +0000

Yoo hav dun it agani. Yoo alwaiz leebz mee nawt kwite. . .

WHAT R nawt Inglish NEwaI?????

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:19:24 +0000

Ob kors, daht R nawt Inglish NEwai.

Hmmmm, Eets, Shootz & Leebz.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 14:05:35 +0000

An ai wud liek to bee there too – ai cud sit wif teh flootz or teh sexy fauns.

Ai, too – am a pukchuashun stikler. An grammer stikler. Ai akshullee say “It is I” an “I am she.” An ai am driven to incandescent rage when teh newscasters “it was her who. . .” whatebber. Tehy ar PAYED to speek!!! If awnlee they wud say it correktlee, tehn maybee teh peepls wud heer it an start doing it too.

Sj – yoo duz maek mee laff. Wunz upon a tyme, ai found out that mai staff wuz SKEERED of mee!!!!! Ai chukkled fur dayz. It nebber, EBER occured to mee taht such a thing cud bee.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:57:13 +0000

Oh whiskerz – there ar so menne “gud” puns up dere – ai’ve been smiling – but now ai am reelee lolling!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:54:03 +0000

Gud fur wun *heddesk*!!

By: SJ

SJ — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:50:32 +0000

ooh, ooh, pick mee! Ai will be teh Grammar seckshun (just behind teh bass drum). Ai was sent a resume this week by a “professhnul” employmint agencee. Teh resume inclewded teh following statemint. “John trained at xxxxx and see’s his strength in compliance and reporting”.

“He sees” should not, ever, ever, ever contain an apostrophe!!!!! Ever!!! Normally teh randum attak apostrophe drives me to states of incandescent rage, but awn dis occayshun it was SOOO randum dat ai just had to laff. An reject teh candidate out of hand, needless tu sai.

Professhnulism – ur doin it rong.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 13:11:50 +0000

Boy, are the people at the library gonna be surprised

By: Kira

Kira — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:56:36 +0000

Wat flavr was it?

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:54:15 +0000

Applications being accepted now!!11
fer teh ICHC Precision Linguistics Drill Team and Marching Band
.
(umforchewnutly, teh kittehs awn this site are nawt probly teh bestest candydates)
.
still, cud be teh fun to watch.

By: Peggy

Peggy — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:38:28 +0000

Dis Kitteh appeers 2 b a meetloaf in dizguys!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:12:17 +0000

Hobercat; teh wyd-bodee fr8 bershun!

By: pixie-stix

pixie-stix — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:10:05 +0000

Kitteh hot water bottle.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:08:44 +0000

maeks sens 2 me.

1 tym, ah haz reelee nastee kold, and fur teh elebenteeth tyme daht dai, mah fadder sez “How iz UR kold?”, so ah sez “Teh kold iz fyne; ah feelz nawt so graye tho.”

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:35:47 +0000

Segway to wun ob mai fayvrit joek:

Q: Wots gud fore a hangober?
A: Drinkin lots teh nite Bfore!

*Insert wizzy boe-ty an skwirty flowr heer!*

By: Sarahdh

Sarahdh — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:31:40 +0000

Wud likes a kitteh to make her hearts feel better from the breaking. Is it can be undo what you said time now please?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 08:01:51 +0000

teh innernet is a sear-eez ob tubez.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:54:27 +0000

(Y wood yoo want to take sumpfing FOR a sickness, or an ouchy—yoo wants it to go away, rite?—so take sumpfing AGAINST it!)

man, I habs teh worstet sinusitis. For realls. I need some anitbiotics:

1. 4 teh infecktion, or
2. AGAINST teh infekshun?

(pleez 2 B gibbin mii sum lortab wiff dat, dr, I hurts!)

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:48:30 +0000

yesh—is rite—butt I hopes yoo knot getted hurt, cuz tehn yoo’ll hafta take some tylenol against yore hedache!

By: scenester gates

scenester gates — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:36:43 +0000

No worries, at least kitty gets 3 square meals a day!

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:33:31 +0000

Iz still rite- rite???

By: idansdansdans

idansdansdans — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:31:59 +0000

*I bonks hed AGAINST mai desk?*

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:29:15 +0000

maybe wry….yesh, iz wry bred…wiff wry huemore

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:24:29 +0000

wiff floofy choklite, carmell an vanilly frosting.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:22:46 +0000

wurd.

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:21:37 +0000

I can has that “to go”, pleez?

By: kitkay

kitkay — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:19:19 +0000

so, doo yoo know a cat hoo dusnt loaf? Jus’ wunndering…