i gotz u a rly good book…
but i eated it.
how? u ask? you start one page at a tiem.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Frances
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Geometrical kitteh be rectangle today.
He ATE the book whole???? Good grief, watch out, litter box!!!!
Hehe, it just looks like moar littur
book cud be litter a churr
I fink it mytz b laterz.
Gud fur wun *heddesk*!!
[i]“watch out, litter box!!!!”[/i]
Disturbingly, kitteh is shaped lyke littur bocks!
if she ates teh dikshunary, she b sentenced to ex-spelling 60 wurds a minnit!
WIN!
Still, it be ALOT of words to digest!
I hope heez a gud reeder, cuz, yoo know,
Reader’s Digest!
Verbal diarrhoreah - she will haz it.
Congradshouelacing, o b0rg kween!
“Buchs will B assimulated.”
Congratumalashuns Cookie’s Human.. Done once gain wif teh greatist precission….
noo een teh shawpz 2 dai!!
“Hokwaddurboddul-kitteh”!!
keip owt teh cowld wif ur noo fuzzy pal!
*auto purr funxyon abailabul 2 lullz u 2 sleipz*
noe neidz gushifudz - juss hawt wadduh!
congrchoolashuns on nawt secundz!!
i fink de danse…. shuld be a skware danse!!
loafcat
is a loaf
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/22/hovercat-is-hovering/
loaf cat - the greatest thing since sliced bread
so, doo yoo know a cat hoo dusnt loaf? Jus’ wunndering…
Teh hovercat iz my all-time favrit lolkitteh!
tahtz prolly jus bout my all-tymz fabrite lolcat. teh floof and teh feetz, tehy jus getz me…
wuz a jyuusee mysterreee.
but wit broaaad humor.
Izzat a woomin joke??? Bra-a-a-k!
maybe wry….yesh, iz wry bred…wiff wry huemore
wun u kin rilly sink ur teef into!
adn deep ideeyus wich will taek time to digest.
Enjoyt it frum cuvr 2 cuvr.
kitteh doubts harry potter can get outta this fix.
buk mak kitteh gassy.
hairy pooter.
iz nex moobee in produxyun - hairy pooter an teh kitteh litteh trai!!
Oh whiskerz - there ar so menne “gud” puns up dere - ai’ve been smiling - but now ai am reelee lolling!!
oh fank yu janet. yu jus mad mai dai ;))
it wuz a diet buk. brp.
hi in fibre?
mebbee resippee buk? berree tayztee!
I toetally assimilated teh book: “Body 4 Life”, an now look whut shape I is in! Sucks, akshooally.
dint wurk. i eated it an not loozed any wayt.
wantz a refoo - refnu - mah munnies bak.
teh beginnerz transfiyurashun class at Hogwartz went tewiblee, tweiblee wong.
taytes like chiggen—muss B won ob dose Pullet-zar Price winners~!
Izzat a chikkin joke?!??! Br-a-a-a-k!
maybee naught—-Kitteh looks pritty BEEFY!
Furst nu dezign from murger of Airbus n Hovercat.
Iz nawt an engineer,
but I juss doan fink dis kitteh can fly.
lik a led baloon
I sawd a led baloon fly on myfbusterz a cupel uv weeks ago.
But it wud take lots of teh helimmz to lifting this kitteh. ;->
/nature program voice on/
Hear we seez in itz habitat the Cat Loaf in itz rare rektangular form.
\nature program voice off\
mai muthr sais this iz teh mos reckangulr kitteh shees evar seen.
ai wud stil snorgles hims littl squar tumme.
Dis kitteh nawt feelin well. Needs meds frum vet for book wurms.
Why?? Iz teh wurmz not feeling well??
ob cawz nawt!!1
wurmz feelz ikky!!
OK. Wurmz feelz well ….. Jus not gud…Rite?!?
jerman langwitch makes more scents here: they do knot take mediscene FOR (fuer) a illness, but ratther, AGINST (gegen) one:
Eg: I take Asprin for my hedache———–ROng!
I take Asprin AGAINST my hedake———-RITE!
Precishun in langisch: knot berry punny!
*I bonks hed AGAINST mai desk?*
Iz still rite- rite???
yesh—is rite—butt I hopes yoo knot getted hurt, cuz tehn yoo’ll hafta take some tylenol against yore hedache!
(Y wood yoo want to take sumpfing FOR a sickness, or an ouchy—yoo wants it to go away, rite?—so take sumpfing AGAINST it!)
man, I habs teh worstet sinusitis. For realls. I need some anitbiotics:
1. 4 teh infecktion, or
2. AGAINST teh infekshun?
(pleez 2 B gibbin mii sum lortab wiff dat, dr, I hurts!)
Segway to wun ob mai fayvrit joek:
Q: Wots gud fore a hangober?
A: Drinkin lots teh nite Bfore!
*Insert wizzy boe-ty an skwirty flowr heer!*
yay amber!!
*Wizzy boe-ty an skwirty flowr*
maeks sens 2 me.
1 tym, ah haz reelee nastee kold, and fur teh elebenteeth tyme daht dai, mah fadder sez “How iz UR kold?”, so ah sez “Teh kold iz fyne; ah feelz nawt so graye tho.”
Applications being accepted now!!11
fer teh ICHC Precision Linguistics Drill Team and Marching Band
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(umforchewnutly, teh kittehs awn this site are nawt probly teh bestest candydates)
.
still, cud be teh fun to watch.
ooh, ooh, pick mee! Ai will be teh Grammar seckshun (just behind teh bass drum). Ai was sent a resume this week by a “professhnul” employmint agencee. Teh resume inclewded teh following statemint. “John trained at xxxxx and see’s his strength in compliance and reporting”.
“He sees” should not, ever, ever, ever contain an apostrophe!!!!! Ever!!! Normally teh randum attak apostrophe drives me to states of incandescent rage, but awn dis occayshun it was SOOO randum dat ai just had to laff. An reject teh candidate out of hand, needless tu sai.
Professhnulism - ur doin it rong.