i gotz u a rly good book…
but i eated it.
how? u ask? you start one page at a tiem.
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Geometrical kitteh be rectangle today.
He ATE the book whole???? Good grief, watch out, litter box!!!!
Hehe, it just looks like moar littur
book cud be litter a churr
I fink it mytz b laterz.
Gud fur wun *heddesk*!!
[i]“watch out, litter box!!!!”[/i]
Disturbingly, kitteh is shaped lyke littur bocks!
if she ates teh dikshunary, she b sentenced to ex-spelling 60 wurds a minnit!
WIN!
Still, it be ALOT of words to digest!
I hope heez a gud reeder, cuz, yoo know,
Reader’s Digest!
Verbal diarrhoreah – she will haz it.
Congradshouelacing, o b0rg kween!
“Buchs will B assimulated.”
Congratumalashuns Cookie’s Human.. Done once gain wif teh greatist precission….
noo een teh shawpz 2 dai!!
“Hokwaddurboddul-kitteh”!!
keip owt teh cowld wif ur noo fuzzy pal!
*auto purr funxyon abailabul 2 lullz u 2 sleipz*
noe neidz gushifudz – juss hawt wadduh!
congrchoolashuns on nawt secundz!!
i fink de danse…. shuld be a skware danse!!
loafcat
is a loaf
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/22/hovercat-is-hovering/
loaf cat – the greatest thing since sliced bread
so, doo yoo know a cat hoo dusnt loaf? Jus’ wunndering…
Teh hovercat iz my all-time favrit lolkitteh!
tahtz prolly jus bout my all-tymz fabrite lolcat. teh floof and teh feetz, tehy jus getz me…:D
wuz a jyuusee mysterreee.
but wit broaaad humor.
Izzat a woomin joke??? Bra-a-a-k!
maybe wry….yesh, iz wry bred…wiff wry huemore
wun u kin rilly sink ur teef into!
adn deep ideeyus wich will taek time to digest.
Enjoyt it frum cuvr 2 cuvr.
kitteh doubts harry potter can get outta this fix.
buk mak kitteh gassy.
hairy pooter.
iz nex moobee in produxyun – hairy pooter an teh kitteh litteh trai!!
Oh whiskerz – there ar so menne “gud” puns up dere – ai’ve been smiling – but now ai am reelee lolling!!
oh fank yu janet. yu jus mad mai dai
)
it wuz a diet buk. brp.
hi in fibre?
mebbee resippee buk? berree tayztee!
I toetally assimilated teh book: “Body 4 Life”, an now look whut shape I is in! Sucks, akshooally.
dint wurk. i eated it an not loozed any wayt.
wantz a refoo – refnu – mah munnies bak.
teh beginnerz transfiyurashun class at Hogwartz went tewiblee, tweiblee wong.
taytes like chiggen—muss B won ob dose Pullet-zar Price winners~!
Izzat a chikkin joke?!??! Br-a-a-a-k!
maybee naught—-Kitteh looks pritty BEEFY!
Furst nu dezign from murger of Airbus n Hovercat.
Iz nawt an engineer,
but I juss doan fink dis kitteh can fly.
lik a led baloon
I sawd a led baloon fly on myfbusterz a cupel uv weeks ago.
But it wud take lots of teh helimmz to lifting this kitteh. ;->
/nature program voice on/
Hear we seez in itz habitat the Cat Loaf in itz rare rektangular form.
\nature program voice off\
mai muthr sais this iz teh mos reckangulr kitteh shees evar seen.
ai wud stil snorgles hims littl squar tumme.
Dis kitteh nawt feelin well. Needs meds frum vet for book wurms.
Why?? Iz teh wurmz not feeling well??
ob cawz nawt!!1
wurmz feelz ikky!!
OK. Wurmz feelz well ….. Jus not gud…Rite?!?
jerman langwitch makes more scents here: they do knot take mediscene FOR (fuer) a illness, but ratther, AGINST (gegen) one:
Eg: I take Asprin for my hedache———–ROng!
I take Asprin AGAINST my hedake———-RITE!
Precishun in langisch: knot berry punny!
*I bonks hed AGAINST mai desk?*
Iz still rite- rite???
yesh—is rite—butt I hopes yoo knot getted hurt, cuz tehn yoo’ll hafta take some tylenol against yore hedache!
(Y wood yoo want to take sumpfing FOR a sickness, or an ouchy—yoo wants it to go away, rite?—so take sumpfing AGAINST it!)
man, I habs teh worstet sinusitis. For realls. I need some anitbiotics:
1. 4 teh infecktion, or
2. AGAINST teh infekshun?
(pleez 2 B gibbin mii sum lortab wiff dat, dr, I hurts!)
Segway to wun ob mai fayvrit joek:
Q: Wots gud fore a hangober?
A: Drinkin lots teh nite Bfore!
*Insert wizzy boe-ty an skwirty flowr heer!*
yay amber!!
*Wizzy boe-ty an skwirty flowr*
maeks sens 2 me.
1 tym, ah haz reelee nastee kold, and fur teh elebenteeth tyme daht dai, mah fadder sez “How iz UR kold?”, so ah sez “Teh kold iz fyne; ah feelz nawt so graye tho.”
Applications being accepted now!!11
fer teh ICHC Precision Linguistics Drill Team and Marching Band
.
(umforchewnutly, teh kittehs awn this site are nawt probly teh bestest candydates)
.
still, cud be teh fun to watch.
ooh, ooh, pick mee! Ai will be teh Grammar seckshun (just behind teh bass drum). Ai was sent a resume this week by a “professhnul” employmint agencee. Teh resume inclewded teh following statemint. “John trained at xxxxx and see’s his strength in compliance and reporting”.
“He sees” should not, ever, ever, ever contain an apostrophe!!!!! Ever!!! Normally teh randum attak apostrophe drives me to states of incandescent rage, but awn dis occayshun it was SOOO randum dat ai just had to laff. An reject teh candidate out of hand, needless tu sai.
Professhnulism – ur doin it rong.
An ai wud liek to bee there too – ai cud sit wif teh flootz or teh sexy fauns.
Ai, too – am a pukchuashun stikler. An grammer stikler. Ai akshullee say “It is I” an “I am she.” An ai am driven to incandescent rage when teh newscasters “it was her who. . .” whatebber. Tehy ar PAYED to speek!!! If awnlee they wud say it correktlee, tehn maybee teh peepls wud heer it an start doing it too.
Sj – yoo duz maek mee laff. Wunz upon a tyme, ai found out that mai staff wuz SKEERED of mee!!!!! Ai chukkled fur dayz. It nebber, EBER occured to mee taht such a thing cud bee.
Oh hai SJ an JCH4K! I tu ar a grammar an punk choo ayshun stickler. Teh randum commas an apostrafees makes me teh crayzee! An peeps hoo yooz “literally” rong. Also, “The thing is, is…”. I are glad eberywun here can has gud grammar.
oh, oh, let me horn in here wiff my toot sents!!! I R also a grammy-stikkler!!! Lots ob werk to due hear in Okie-homa!!!!
Took e a while to figgur out “idn’t it, dudn’t it, an wadn’t it”—I haddto keep asking, “Do What?”. Gibbed up after awhile; if you non-Okies doan unnderstan e, taht’s y’alls problem.
I habs a frend name Merrie; her and her husband are coming ober tonite—but that’s jus between you and I ! So I’m fixin’ to go make deener. I wants to be reddy whenever they gets hear!
So, y’all bring that marchin’ band out hear—we cood make lots ‘o’ noyse!!!
Ob kors, daht R nawt Inglish NEwai.
Hmmmm, Eets, Shootz & Leebz.
Yoo hav dun it agani. Yoo alwaiz leebz mee nawt kwite. . .
WHAT R nawt Inglish NEwaI?????
Ooh, do yu play teh grammar-phone?
best “but i eated it” EVAR! kitteh is all “om nom nom nom tasty book nom nom nom.”
Wuz recippy buk. Sed himz olnlee eated teh appitizursz, doh …
*riiight*
Roomba Cat
now wtih xtendid capacitee
and cornr cleening capabiluty
variashun to Meetlofe posishun: teh sheetkayk posishun
wiff floofy choklite, carmell an vanilly frosting.
Moar liek, “I *READED* it.”
Luckily, it waz a sawft cover.
udder-wyze, it B HARD 2 get BACK.
Collige Cat wonders if joyning a frat waz teh bestest decision.
Hazing – nawt so grate akshully.
Noo, wider Monorail Cat.
Holds moar passengers comfortably,
wif teh same grate on tiem serbis u’ve cum to lub.
oh, mai monorail cat, u taks me plazes, u iz fuzzi and comfee, an ai luvs u.
*looks at watch…again*
DAT iz deh funiest thing EBBA!!!
Sawth beech kitteh, nawt loose weit, lookin fer othur dyet naw.
my, my.
lots of katty remarks for such a pretty tortie.
wurd.
dat’s a calico, akshully
Nao I no wehre my copy of Stuart Little got to!
buk hadz mowsie in it, why not taystz liek mowsie?
HOVERCRAFT CAT!
Hobercat; teh wyd-bodee fr8 bershun!
Rectangle cat has 4 right angles.
Oooh, dat bettur nawt be libairee bohk! Lawst feez=much pleh!
Genius. Just genius.
You win one internet.
I can has that “to go”, pleez?
there mor den 1 interweb????
Nope!! Jus teh 1 Al goor invinted.
teh innernet is a sear-eez ob tubez.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes
Beeg Marmee Kitteh
iz awll plumpd upz lyke Chikkun
2 keepz owtz t3h coald
Hewminz furgawtz 2
turnz up t3h furniss. Kitteh
plawtz slo rebenjj
Kitteh reelee wantz
beeg wawrm fyre in fyre playss.
Needz 2 uze Mynd Meld
Jack.
Beeg ARGH!!! Ben tryn to tell all that ICHC is in the King 5 News for Seattle. Not only can I NOT get the article, bcz I wud not allow a cookie from an advertiser, I cannot find a contact email for ICHC any longer… Am I Blu? Naw,,just a hooman who can’t get wat she watns… PLEH….
Thar u go:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/contact/
Cheezburger iz rite up dere wif ceilin cat… Seez awl….nowz awl…
tnku lv…. I sent da url 4 da artikl,,but,,,sumpin ate’rd it…,
mus b bery hungy non-hoomin????? lolz mebe a lolrus???
I tink it wz ET from the lower Tacoma Zoo..membe??
I can has Harry Potter?
I can has Lord of the Rings?
No worries, at least kitty gets 3 square meals a day!
Wud likes a kitteh to make her hearts feel better from the breaking.
Is it can be undo what you said time now please?
Tihs berry sad messij, sarah.
Ai hoaps tath hoo=evver it was meant foar has finded it an yew are happi naow.
Ai sends up sum gud thawts fur yew.
((((((anna hug)))))))
{{{{{{{{Sahahdh}}}}}}}} Ai can awnlee imajin what haz maed yoo so sad. Ai can awnlee say – cuddle an snorgle teh kittehs, com heer to laff an keep yur spirits up, spend tiem wif yur frenz.
And moast important – believe it oar not – most ov us hav been where yoo apparentlee ar. An we hav survived an gown awn to hav lots ov fun and we can still smile an laff. It will fur shur happen fur yoo, too. Just taeks sum tiem. Yoo wil see.
Kitteh hot water bottle.
Dis Kitteh appeers 2 b a meetloaf in dizguys!
Wat flavr was it?
Boy, are the people at the library gonna be surprised
Schrodinger’s kitteh eated teh bocks.
kitteh eated breadtangle of pizza
Dis is kitteh is no Deh Ugly One!!!
Oocha Koocha One-Two-Threecha..
Ai no kare if kitteh iz sqware. WANT! Hur is So purty.
KITTEH LOAFF <333
niiiiiiiiiice. take care of your cat, you idiot.
tis kitteh is hearbuy SENTUNSED fur bein teh floor BOOKR
LOL dis kitteh looks liek a book too dikshinaree rofl