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Aaahhh! I seed teh imij of teh Ceiling Cat in a pane of glass. Its troo!
Kwik! Opn up a giftshop an bowlin alli, to sho yur pie-etty!
Get ur holee t-shirts heer!
errrr, Ai can has wun wit no hoels in, kthnxbyurelijusykonheer
how bowt sum holye cheez. Swiss, praps?
eye haz ( wot eyem tole is ) teh ophishul wholee swettah – u kan tush it iph u liex.
Bow down befoar th ceilin cat!
So Tats whut Ceiling Cat thinks of us.
Conga Ratz Daisy!! Ai ca
kan sing N danz 4 U? Way do U purrrfurrr?
OOPPPSIE! Ai ment WUT du U perrrfurrr?
Tanks! Maibee we cood do an Air-obic dans? I likes to jump all arownd.
uhm sowweez, i hez a queshun?
hao can i hez profile picshur wif diz n00 account system?
i can hez halp plz?
yvi
neber mind, i gotz it nao. i hez to use wordpress account foar commintz, and tehn i use mai ichc acc foar favoritz.
diz be littul comilicatut? O.o
Ai’m happi to jpoyn yu in jumpin arownd – is verree coldanwindee heer todai an Ai needs to warm up.
*Jump*
*Jump*
*Jumpjumpjump*
*Jumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump*
*Splatt*
Ai vote foar Air-Obik dans! It wood kepe me warm. -21F heer!
*dans* *dans* *jump* *jump*
pant pant pant. Ai ain’t as yung as I wuns wuz! Or az lite!
An wut kin of dwink wuld u like?
Sum wasser fur teh air-obics? or sum kawfee to wakes up wif? (I gotta warn u tho – mah kawfee sux, cuz I doan drinks it, so i doan knows hao to makes it)
Maibee teh enerjy drink wood help us to jumps varry, varry hy in teh sky! Tanks!
jump around! jump up, jump up and jump down!
JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
*bounces around* ;D
Ai kin bwing sum hotT N sum bisco..bizkotti..nice almond cookiez if U liek,
Sew srry, Ai kan noLonger maek Hi Jumpies, Ai turnd berry old toodai,,,
N mai joyntz R berry stif dis earlie in da dai. Bud Ai wil Njoie twirrelln round in mai chair N watch all ob the cheezfrenz hoo join in da dancz 4 U.
*sippin mai T – N singin along…*
oh doez diz mean, it ur birfday todeh GeeNeeZcatz?
HOPPEE BIRFDAY 2 U!
wot a lot ob cheezpeeps burfdais we’s been havin tihs las week or so! Hav a grate dai, GNC!
Tank U Ambercat. Itz berry cold N windy N icie hear 2 in da sitty ob teh Gateway To The West – U no…da BIG Arch!
a febuary birfday meens tehm waz awl conseeved in Mai, yes? Wot’s so speshul about Mai? mebbe iz nawt reprussentativ of AWL peepl… mebbe jus sumfing abot Mai-conseeved bebehs taht draws them to teh kittehs. But my birfday iz in Janyoo airy, so I haz no personal insites…
neways… cheers for a winning nawt sekund, Daisy!
oh an happy birfday, GeeNeeZcatz!! I got so abzor… absor… cot up in mai analiesing I fergetted your hapi dai!! many cheerz for you, and hopes taht yor dai is exel…exsell… berry berry gud!
Hippity Hoppy day of birth GeeNeeZcatz, May you have good daze 4 eber and eber.
Remember, never take a rainbow for granted
Takz Bubba!! U makes mei feeells liek snorgglin!!
tank U Jennerb, Ai wa awai frum compuuter 4 awhile to git fud 4 hubby.
weather is qwiet trechurUS heer – menny accidents N hiwai shutz downz.
Ai dunno when ai was conceeved cuz mai mum told mai ai was borned 7 weekz early when shee fell dond steps N broked herrr paw – ob corwz dat plainz alot bowt me ai gesses.
gahhh! borked paw iz teh sad!! pore mummy… I wuz two wekes lait…wuz sposed to be born in desember but dint come til janyoo airy. mai parentz had alreddy plannd to get tax brake for nuther chile, but I was in the noo yeer!!!
*kew sowndtrak for CamelHott* -Itz Mai, itz Mai, teh luztee munf ob Mai
Taht jowlee munf wen evrawun frows
Self conitrowl awai!
Hoppy birfday GeeNeeZcatz! Whale cum to Old Folxez Land, whayr we may do enyfing we can do.
*sings*
Nao iz teh munth of Maying,
Wehn merree ladz ar playing,
Fa la la la la la la la l
Fa la la la la la laaaa!
Eech wif hiz bonnee lass
Upon teh greenee grass
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la la la
La La LAAAAH!
Happee Birfday, GeeNeeZcatz
Thomas Morley ftw!!! bringz bak fawnd memries of musik histry and kwire… thanx JCH4K!
Id meens “in spring a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of love”. 9 months laytre is bebes! I jus sayin.
To GeeNeeZCat: Hippo birdies, two ewes!
Iz mai birday tomoro. I iz geddin older, butt I iz not maturin. Nahunh. I iz naught a fin wine.
Ma nanny sayd middle-age iz 5 yrs oldr dan I am; old-age iz 10 yrs aftre dat.Iz a moving target, ‘n I canna shoot.
i likes dat. we can putz dis in teh ICHC qwota bull qwote buk?
Ma nanny wud sai “Go on widja! Why yu wanna rite doone wat ‘n old laidie syz? ” But Iz tinking she furry smart. Her perls ov wysdom belong ina buk.
Jes (N tanks 4 daa Happienez thawtz)…gittin oldz iz nawt 4 sissy katz!
Ai’d B Hoppier if Ai wuz 16 agin, stead ob teh utter way rownd!!
happy happy happy happy
birfday !!1!
Tankz 2 U 2 PdB…Ai feels sooo lubed toodai.
Happy Birfday, GeeNeeZcats! I is old too. Beetz nawt gettin there, tho.
*Getz teh kidz’ old pogo stik frum basement*
Jump, jump, jump…Yikes!
Yup, gettin owld may nawt be so great, ackshully, but beats teh alternativ. Happy Burfdai, GeeNeeZcatz an awl teh otter cheezpeeps whose burfdays ai missed dis week by nawt payin enuff attenshun (stoopie werk).
awlwaiz remembur tho, grOin owld mai be kompushoree, grOin up izznt!
mai ju stey 4 ebbah jung ( nawt freud – himz bleugh!1 )
happii burfdai Geenee!!
Iz Glass Cieling Cat!?!
cuz it givs u wingz. I seed it on teevee.
Much win Daisee.
Huvrkitteh is reel!
Noo sienteefic brakefroo fur huvrcars; teh guverment hidez it.
Kitteh butt!
huvrbutt
If you’re not the ceiling cat the view is always the same.
female corporate cats need to break thru the glass ceiling
Aw – lukkit those purrfikt liddel gray paw pads – I thot they wer onlee issued in pink!
Mai Dusty kitteh (hoo is ober raynboe bridg nao) had assortment ob pads. Blak, pinkie, liddle bit ob gray…
Our senior kitteh (20 yrs. 10 mo.) is a gray tabby wif blak toe pads. We say itz becaws she iz teh “Tar Heel Kitteh” — she caem from NC as a kitn.
Awww… Tar Heel kitteh–kyoot! I has a Senior kitteh, too. Himz Roody, I’m Roody’s Mom. Hez 17 nao. Dusty was 18.5 wen he left us.
I haz a SiameseX/white. Him haz blak pads, an pink, an brown, an 1 pink w/ a leetle splot of brown in centre. Soo kute!
ai know… thot it was OT to menshun, but I loves lookin at those little feets!
Admirin teh menneh purrfekshuns an beautimusness uv teh kittehs is nevver off-topik heer!
I luvs teh liddel toe pads, teh liddel pink nosies, teh fuzzie faec, teh whiskurs, teh liddel chin (speshully when sleepin an chin is up in teh air), teh stripeys, teh solids, teh purrs, teh merrowls – oh, I culd go on and on! – I luvs evvree part!
i luv little kitteh toesies. I hafta stop from giving my kitteh toes smoos (much pleh esp after litter box!!).
But it’s still o so tempting! I smoo kitteh tummies instead
Spying from underneath…
Mai huvrcat b ful ov eelz
oh yeah, well mai niples explode wif delight
Ceeling cat watching over himz chiwdrens
Iz nawt hovvrcat, is wevver bloon. An harmless swamp gaz. Wait, ai gets mai flashything. Dis will nawt hurt a bit.
wut a lubley kitteh you hab dere! wats dat on hers collar?
Men In Black references FTW!
iz sum kynd ov weerd Mitt Romnee fantussy that he doan want nobody knowin bowt.
“thank gawd this campaigninngz ovur. Ai can get bak to bloo skies, glass-topped coffee taybulz, and naive kittehs, bwa ha ha ha haaaaaaaa”
sik dood.
Aragorn Cat… lookz teh eest on teh fith dai.
or…
Praeing to Mecca… ur doin it rite.
Huvrcat slated to replais monorailcat in 2010.
UFO kitteh brayks frum sky…lukin 4 acorms or lolnutz. Teh lolnutz hai has dymunz.
dat shud b mai has…stoopy typoz
Dat’s okay. I has the stoopies awl teh tyme sew I unnerstood! Paz teh lolnutz, pleez.
Tonight on “Coast To Coast” with Art Bell: the government denies we are being visited by intelligent flying felines from the Pleiades cluster…
Is not ur skylight. Is my sundek.
Finally Mulder cat finds the evidunce of the truth out there
UFO
Unidentified Feline Object
teh govurmint d-nys teh egistanse ov ebbryting!
Huvrcat status: Hoverng
Landing site: You!
I sees ur harbls!
dis huvrcat iz full uv eelz… er… i meenz WIN
holy moly super man
that is a little odd.
This is my favorite pic so far, I love this site. I dig the humor big time…
~Victor A.