just when you thought it was safe
to go back in the water…
its certainly not safe to go in dis water…
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: kitteneatstokyo
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Jaws kitteh, eets bathing hoomins
If you build it, they will come
(congrats on nawt second)
All you see before u eeten is da tail… an then th fangs!
…and teh pointy endz!
oh, da pointy endz alweez th wurst…
Duuuuh duh, duuuuuh duh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duddlerduh!!!
Ooooooh SJ!
Eben rittin in “Duh” it’z reelee skeeree mewsik!
*puts down dubble bass*
That’s not nice, SJ. U shuld respeckt ur instroomint. Donut put it down, u’ll hurt itz feelings.
Quick, buy it a complimentary drink!
a glass ob “taht culler rilly soots yu” praps?
Hmmmmyesss, that is nice, but does u by any chance has any “Wow, u look grate! Has u lost wate?”?
Maybe wif a “U has a loverly smile” chaser.
Herez wun dat sez: “I lurv teh waa u du dat.”
Dat leedz 2 a natshural respons, n teh konversashun iz off 2 uh nys start!
adn awl proe seedz goez 2 charittee, noe dowt?
happee birfdae!
wood choo like a partee wif gifs bot frum lolcatburglurs charitee stoar FENCE?
quik! pik it up! iz flowtashun deevise!
UR goin 2 need a biggr kolur!!
we ull needs a biggr duckee!
Whut if da biggur duckee gets eeten?
Biggr duckies can be delishus, you know
den we ropes in “devil duckee.”
“Eureka!”
Greek mathematician ref ftw!!!!
dis kitteh can run threw town widowt teh cloze tho..
mebbe shoulda bin — Eurekat
Wat orangekittehservant said !!1!
Eureka is ful of win
Duzzint dat meen “han me a towl!”?
In UR tub addin to UR stubborn soapscum wing.
Purrhabz moar likely - in yur tub LIKKIN up yor soapskum!
…wun ov mine aktually does that! He “cleens” teh tub aftr I gitz owt ov teh shower. I guess dere’s no akkownting fur tastee.
Willem wood kleen me aftur I got owt uv da baff. He wood trai to drynk awl da wadder to sayv me furst, tho!
Wheezer just likes to drinks da watar out of the jets of whorlpool tub. But if I cud get him to lik da soapwing…hmmm, WIN!!
hai lolnascar. Mai sister in law has a kitteh bai teh naym uv WEEZER. We finded him owtsyde uv teh bar after we wentz tu see teh unnown new grup Weezer manee yeers ago.
Hause-cat does hause-werk. Does naught do winnders.
Doggeh does teh winnders - decorates em all ober wit snotty nose prints.
eye tink wee need a biggr bote…
LMAO.
awt leest youse kan seas dis won. wonse sats on a lou ans got a pointy ends sirpraize.
Moornings, kritters
ohai everybuddy.
OT, but naow that the xcitement of JCH4K Day is calming daown, I wants to remind peeps taht JCH4K brot back a wundeful pome frum her trip to IRLand. Yew can (an, since teh cheezfrenz are a pome-appreciating bunch, should) go back and n-joy
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/18/funny-pictures-clap-on-clap-off/#comment-245238
“Gainst the wall of knowledge I
All my little wisdom try…”
This is naow teh new motto of d’Beaker Laboratories. Igor and Hans are making a nice sine, to hang over the frunt dowr. Yew can see it if yew cumz to visit.
[we wuz gowin to use "where teh fewture begins tomorrow", but taht wun wuz alreddy taken]
An while Ize rambling OT, a w00t to ambercat for linking to teh famulous cat Jeoffry
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/18/funny-pictures-clap-on-clap-off/#comment-245323
OK, Ize happy naow.
kthnxbai
Not ‘Jaws’… ‘Paws’!
Then Paws 2, Paws 3-D,
‘Paws: The Revenge’, wuz not so good.
I wuz finkin “Klawz” ez teh poyntee enz b teh part dat duz teh damij wif a kitteh.
stoopy wurdpress has eated my commint.
ize beeing veeerrrryyyyy pashint. i will NAWT repost an then haf to pologize fer teh dewplicashun. nope. nawt me. nosir.
i tried to put in linky-thing to prevyous commint. maybe that’s why?
[drums fingers on table]
[refreshes screen]
[mutters about wurdpress]
*whispurrs* leave out teh h t t p slash slash part. If it doesnt start wit www, put www in frunt ob it anyway. WordPress will add teh h t t p part back on, so ur linky will work.
Also, say blawg insted of b l o g and linky insted of l i n k. Den it will p o s t faster.
It is kinda like spellin words in frunt ob teh kidlets so tehy dont unnerstan you.
tanks!
ya well im gonna be the only one not talking in the misspelled word thingy. nope. im doin it aint i?no?okay then!
Teh sled - seld - sild - hardlee eber seen Lock Ness Kitteh surfisez. Teh stuf ledgins r mayd ov.
ok, hee hee in meh stuffed nose, coufing..why am awakez at this hour situashon.. dis made me larf!
That is the coolest bathtub I have ever seen.
It be da’ lochness kitteh, in ur tub.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Heh. When I woked up this morning and went into teh baffroom I saw that mah n00b kitteh Liam had bringed two of his toy mouses from the libbing room and put them in teh bafftub. Or maybe they walked in by themselfs.
Bafftub was empty of watters, of coarse. Liam came in and started playing wif teh mouses while I was there. He got some good banking action off teh sides of teh tub. U knoes, like teh skateboard doods who use empty swimmin pools.
ping pong ball most excellent for dis kitteh activety…
kittehs gets most excited by dis….
For Ceiling Cat’s sake, plz donut tell Liam about that. No one in teh howse would ever get any sleep anymoar ever!
tru dat!
we haz toy-closet for hidin all the loud toyz, baby kitteh sitz by it and cries…
;-( so sad, but so vereh kyoot, also!!
toycloset minds me… I hamster-sat ovr holidais wun yeer, and wii had to have hamster-closet so teh goggie wud nawt eet it! she sat awtside and wined all nite. silly goggie! wii cald teh hamster her speshul toy heehee
p.s. iz ok to speek uv goggie storys on ICHC or iz only fur kittehs?
dunno… i iz noob…
yep. we laiks teh goggies too. yer story is teh cyoot. my goggie wud loooove to hab a hamster. hamster, probly nawt so much.
Mai fren fown a hamster whut lookt jus liek her goggee, Toby. He wuz berree good to da keyoot tucksee hammee!! Toby wuz da awesum pupper. Ober da brij nao, in berree good cumpnee….
Doesnt matter at mai howse. Esme gits in teh tub to chase her tayle. She lieks teh echo an shadoes. She also lieks teh photgrafs of fishies shower curtain.
Last nite I took a bubble baff an she stuck her fayce rite down in teh bubbles, liek she was huffin tehm, followed by teh obligatoree lik lik I meant to do dat.
Kittehz du lurv teh ping-pong ball, tru, but it 2 nowizy. Trai soft ballz, eben cloth wunz, dat rollz eezilee. Sum rubur wunz not 2 nowizy. Eneeting 2 keep owr kittehs amuzd.
Liam is a six-month-old kitten. He is amuzed by specks of dust.
Iz tru, behbee kittehs r eezilee amuzed. Ai lurv how dey KANAWT rezizt teh string being slooooooowlee puld along in fronta dem. Sumwun referd 2 string az “kitteh reemuver” sum weex ago (Mary O’S or CH, ai fink) komenting awn pikshur uv kitteh straaning mytilee 2 reech a string… sooo phunnee!!
wait til he discobers a fur fairy (urbandictionary.com)