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POPCAT !!
moar concatumalayshums 4 mary O’ !!1
eye memer dis pik wen wuz ‘banzaii!’
dat kitteh am lekrifyd!! srysly!!!
gibbocat - nau yoo ar confewseling mee gratelee. Hav yoo been lurkin fur a long tiem?That wuz way bak in August oar maybee Septembur.
Yoo CUDNT hav been commintin under a diffrunt nayme - yur style iz too - nawt to bee confewsed wif otters. an yet - yoo dint know tath ambercat wuz frum TTI. an yoo know awl about Ceiling Cat.
qn - befoar ai furgit - ai nebber yet menshuned how charming yur kitteh commershul wuz. Speshullee wif the rrrrrreow at the end.
hai, JCH$!!!sumtinx
ai wuz awlwaiz jus lukkin @ teh pixewerz an nebber thort ob joynin wiv ae commint befoar juss recntlee. tuk a deap bref an maed sum commint - problee coz ob ms mary O’ boylin himz potz awlatym! sew gladsum dat eye wuz braev enuff 2 sai hai. Iz majur happee plais!!1
sew doan b comfuzeld n e moar!
sew happe 2 noe dat mai commurshulz hyt teh spott. doan forgit 2 clekt ur kibbulz toeknz! ♫
btw - mai
iz juss mai layzee tie pin!! cud ewez teh 
moar az eye doan reelee hab ae twych!! 
my favrite is
except dat its nawt rlly smilin.
ican has eyerolley wif lil smirk?
dat am wai 2 coplimicaytedz 4 mii!!
az awleyz u am wai 2 smrt, ms mary O’!!
wii kan ownlee bao 2 ur soup eerie oar hintelly junz!!
bao bao bao ( noe!!1 nawt liek teh goggie!!1 dat am bao wao wao!! ) liek teh jipan kneez gurlz in teh stupour markeetz!
bao bao bao - liek sew!
arigato
i are goin to see wuts left ob teh eklipse. BRB!
eye wunner if diz wex???
rolly eyes, yure doin it rite. any partikular reezon you rollin de eyez, oar are you jest praktisin?
jess fyndin owt wut maex imz werk
It seems too mee, dat teh abilitee too use teh slashy (/) an teh asterisk
(*) are highly helpful in expressing feelings.
Dis may not bee verreh clear. Let mee gib an example.
*pondurs*
Yes, I tink u may bee rite!
OR
Well, when I tink about it for a moment, I see u may bee rite!
I doan tink I am explainin dis well, butt dat it is teh tip of an iceberg.
Teh gameplayers unnerstand it too.
When talkin in third person, it seems it is also helpful.
*hands ebburyone a cookie*
(See dat? )
This unusual kind of communication, I think, goes beyond just confuzz
ling teh noobs. It is a way of overcoming the coldness of the internet.
Oh, sheesh. Does ENNEHBODDEE UNNERSTAND WUT AM TRYIN TO
SPLAIN?
*raises widdul fuzzy paw, wigguls wif eksitemint*
i do, i do , ido!!!!
Oh, Mary!!!
<3
(steps up to the podium)
I fink yur saing that the ritten wurd is moar expressive than pictures.
Very twoo.(steps from behind podium)
Was I rite? can I have some nomnoms? Will Bubba let me sleep tonite? why is the sky bleu?
Kathleen - ai sorta see what yoo ar traing to splain, but ai’m nawt shur.
Dod yoo go bak to “Safe?” ai left yoo a noat there.
An now - ai must go to bed. Ai got up a liddle too urlee today, ai think!
Nite, Kathleen {{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}
Well, I will send u an email…
Lub u…
ur mekkin a leep, kafleen. an eye fink iz a wunnerful direxun!!!11!
*debatez internally* - ( on how 2 enkurrij )
* fights back natural predilection for sounding annoyingly patronising without meaning 2*
\will probably fail/
eye luk fowerd 2 seen wut teh lolfowx mekz ov it. tehr am menny bryte mynz heer hoo weel dowtliss kum up wif a brannoo wikki ov syntax ( wich am nuffin 2 du wif payinz 4 been nawty!! ) !
eye fink yew hab dun stawted sumfink rarder speshul happnin. IMHO
tankew kafleen {{ k }} iz an estra hug fer been u!
“wikki ov syntax” - “nuffin 2 du wif payinz 4 been nawty”
There iz much to pondur heer!
yur brayne - gibbocat - ai admirez eet!
mebbeh eyecanhazitbak wen ju finnisht admirinz? butt noe rush!! iz ownlee 4 displeh porpoyziz - eye nebber ewez yt! skewz teh dust!!1
juss pawp it bak in teh jar wen ur dun.
*splorsh*
hai! dats sum bettah.
♫
eye kan c kleer li nao mai brainz izn’ gorn!
♫
bee berry, berry kerful sloshin doze b***** arownd. Igor lurkz arond luukin fur such a nopur tuna tea as dis…
adn, Igor has a nwe asistament, Hanz, so wachout…
*listens to teh muzic playin in her hed*♫
♫ mmmm i can see cleerlee nao …
dwatz. got2 eer wurms in cownterpoynt.
Hai Kafleen,
I is confusilated. I understands wut you is saying (an I agrees about the value ub teh special punk2ashuns completely). But it sounz like you is respondifying to sumwun hoo sed utherwise. But hoo?
*stops*
*wunders if he missed sumfin, and will look stoopy*
*decides it duzznt matter; damaj alredddy dun*
kthnxbai
~
d’Beaker Laboratories
“gainst the wall of knowledge i
all my little wizdum try”
wut he sed…
No…I not respondin too nuffin. I juss wuzz doin mah moufy donkee
thing ware I get sumfin in mah hed an bray on furrever abowt it.
An go on an odd and get weerder and weerder…
eye fink ur crekt, kafleen. eye billeeb dat mmebbeh teh waiz awf commyunykaishunz am ebolbing an u iz seen hay glimpzt ob teh fewchur oar sumtinx. b stwong, billeeb an ewez ur punk2hayshumz hao u pheelz.
moar hugz {{ k }}
but dat’s why we lubs you.
yew did know that, right?
Ai duz dat awl teh time Kafleen (having used it on udder boreds). Ai wuz a liddle surprised dat nobuddy did it heer, an hopeded dat peeps noo wut ai wuz doin. But ai fink teh ** to xplain “doing” rather that “saying” is yoosful.
*shrugs*
*gets choklit*
*happyplace*
Ai’ve nebber been awn ene odder bords, so ai wuznt aware ov awl this.
Ai understand teh *raisses left ayebrow* but whut doo yoo doo wif the //slahes?
yesh, Kafleen, and u ar doin it RITE !!
/wave can i habs be newbie here and possumly get greeted? is bits lone…alon…is too only-me here, sniff
Grammiekitz! Yoo ar a noob??? An no wun has greeted yoo? Ai am so sorree. Ai dint realize yoo were noo becuz we hav sumwun else heer hoo iz Grammie sumthin.
*ahem* Grammiekitz - welcum to ar happee liddle famblee. Hav yoo been a lurker? If so, yoo know there ar no rools except to bee nice (which goez well wif teh occashioanal nawtee). An “the” ix nermallee spelt “teh.”
If yoo hav ene kwestchuns, doo nawt hesitate to ask. Moast ov teh tiem sumwun will com along an give yoo an answer. an - if yoo see “D Marie” (in bloo), just klick awn her nayme. She iz ar unoffishul offishul reference librarian, an iz compiling informashun on hur website taht noo peepl mite find interesting an halpful.
Hey, Janetcanhas4kittehs!
I think I’m a lurker. I participate nicely, though, and vote cheeseburgers when something is especially funny. (Oh good — somebody fixed the cheeseburger voting system.)
Is there a group therapy forum for lurkers? Seriously, I don’t want to be mistaken for a troll. Can I just be a looker? Sounds less scary.
I do not have a digital camera, etc to take pictures of my Pootie Tang.
She looks exactly like Sundial Cat.
Yes, I know about teh movie; Pootie Tang stands for truth, justice, & teh Amerrricun way, and is an honorable name for a spayed calico girlcat. Kthxbai!
Hai, fifi rockefeller. Ai was once a lurker - for two or three months. And of course yoo can bee a looker - wai not?
An thank yoo fur participating nicelee. Everybuddee reelee appreshiates that. I have alwayz wundered how many people ar aout there just looking - at the comments. We know there ar thousands hoo look at the pikshurs.
And - I’m not at all shur waht yoo meen bai “group thereapy forum for lurkers.” Why would this be needed? Reelee - ai would like to know.
And yoo would NEVER be mistaken for a troll. Trolls dont’ just look - they actively do bad things - like make hurtful comments, and give 1 burger voats indiscriminately.
Nice talking to you - drop bai and say sumting enetiem yoo want!!
I’ve been watchin’ what they’ve been doin’ there, and I think there is a core family group, and then there’s friends and neighbors who pop in occasionally. I can read lolcat, but the long posts sometimes get too tedious. Typing lolcat is ok for short doses. You are not the only newbie, but if you ask nicely, the core family may adopt you. Then you can have a “forever home.” If you go back through the other pictures in other months, you will learn many interesting things; some pleasing, some useless, but still, things you didn’t know before.
Kthxbai!
Hai, Grammiekitz, n well come. Cheezfrenz iz gud peeps, wud nawt want y 2 b alone win their iz funz fr awl heerz.
did yoo luk at EBREEthing? Ai meen - yoo know about “Teho an the 16 ounz mokka wif extry spresso (hawt)” an “Teh Trhilling Reskew” an “Teh Trial ov teh Senchuree” an “Salleh an lolcatburglar in teh libraree” an DivaGeeks marvelous three part sereis “Mr. Kitteh Goes to Washinton” an lolcatburglars spektacular “Christmas Carlol” an teh grate haiku duel between Teho an KickahaOta?
Ai lurked fur a long tiem too. At furst, ai awnlee luked at teh pikshures - ai didnt even noe there WERE commints!!1
naw. eye wuz ’surphin’ ownlee. an mennee ob teh fingz u menshin r obah mai hed!! butt mebbeh wen eye haz tiem eye kan luk bak an catsup on awl taht eye bin mist!
eye reel-eyez taht eye r ae newbie amung ewez eleetz an der am mush 4 mii 2 lern.. speshullee nawt 2 b dwinkin cawfeez wyol reedin commintz frum teh lykz ob lolcatburlar an een purrrtickle-ulah ms mary O’!!1
ai muss conphess 2 druellin ober teh kewtness pitchers mowslee - an smawl wunner mai brainz b skramblid wivvowt noein bowt teh CHRG til him wuz wai 2 layt!!1
teh haikoo-dooel sounz gud. een kollij a buddee roat haikooz 4 mii 2 capchur een paynt. happeh memreez!
tank u fur tekkin tiem owt 4 mii. mush appreeshyatedz
beegsum hug {{{ janet }}}
This iz “Teho an teh 16 ounz mokka. . .”
It starts wif 343GuiltySpark asking - ai furget!!! Darn. Eneway - just go down until yoo get to 343GuiltySpark. Of course, yoo don’t KNOW it’s starting - seems purrfektlee nermal.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/15/helikat-haz-landed/
Oh - an yoo must also luk at the link Teho gives at teh end. It’s sort ov liek a bow at teh end ov teh akt.
eye member pitcher. didumpt reed teh thred az eye wuz lukkin fer kyootz!
Janet…
cud u tell mee teh threds dose r frum?
is impoartant.
Srsly.
Moast of them, ai think. Hang awn - I’ll go fetch waht ai hav bukmarked.
Heer iz “Teh Trial ov the Senchuree”
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/28/hmph/
An heer iz “Teh Thrilling Reskew”
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/01/fail-3/#comment-137904
an lcb in the theatre - yoo won’t take me alive
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/18/funny-pictures-u-wont-take-meh-alive-coppahs/
lcb in teh theatre Part II
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/18/funny-pictures-look-at-me-while-iz-talkin-to-u/
OMG>>>>> Thank u!!!!!
lcb’s Christmas Carlol
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/12/06/dewd-u-not-see-sock-on-door/#comment-176449
There ar moar - but iz taht enuf foar tonite?
Yes!!!
*sshhhhhssh* kafleen.
wispurrz - ‘doan ncurrij her! eye neadz 2 b werkinz sumtiem!!1′
I be lookin for gud plase to ask dis. Hope hearz ok.
Parade for JCH4K was most beautimus and thrilling.
Can we has liddul book made wif the plannin in the befour timeand the parade and the kommentary and cumershuls n evereething??
Made me enourmus smiles and grins.
N E chances?
my nawt second posty since the Change
maybee sum wurds are in wrong places. sry.
hai, dpeddy. happee u injoid teh parayd 4 JCHkneedeepinKittez!
eyem nawt shewer ob hao teh mekkin orf ae buk wud goe. dat iz moar fur teh lykz owf ms mary O’ oar sumun hoo noes hao fingz werk bettah tahn mii.
wii apolyjeyez 4 e n dealay in maylin ur frij magnitz. ower suppleye frum Lolcatburglar haz mysterusly dryd up!!
Thnx Gibbocat!
so frij magnitz disapeered?
noe wurreez! tehy wuz ownlee hypno theatricul.. eye meanz maek beleeb frijiz n e wai.
/teh magnitz wuz reel enuff - butt tehr wuz a sirius shawtij ob frijiz!\
apologeez 2 n ee wun hoo scent in dare tokinz awreddee.
ju mai b elijibul 4 a dizcownt awn ur nest bawx ob kibbulz.
re: dpeddy & lil book.
ohai! glad choo like dit!
in tree geeng idear- wud be a new art from.
mebbe choo can has titul ob inbentor if we ebber figger owt hao to dew it…
tankew enormuslee, JCH4K !!1
lux liek eye hab sum sryus hoemwrk!!