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he shoots!!
he scores !!
oh waite, that’s nawt tennis.
an dat’s nawt second! Time for a Selly bray shun? Ai can has Rafael Nadal plz? In teh nawty barn?
Ai meen, ai has lawts of irnin to be dun, an I heer he is hawt stuff wiv teh spray starch!!
Hmmmm - spray starch? Ai hav just washeded sum linnen blouses ai had awn teh trip - tehy needed to be irined - AND starched.
SJ - ai hav just noticed - these noo blak ledderz maek it show up - when next to yurs, mai naym looks eggse. . .eksep. . .excepbsh. . .way too lawng. Maybee ai shud bee just JCH4K? Wud luk better, ai think.
Well, JanetCanHasEggsepshunullyLawngNaemIfSheWunts, prsnly ai fink teh blak is eggstreemly slimming, so ai wud stay as u r, but is ob corse up to u.
Tahnk yoo, SJ, fur yur alwaiz gud advice!!! Thiz is mai wun an awnlee chance to be tall (letz nawt discuss teh slim fur teh moment) - so ai’m keeping it!
An - o mai - Heathrow!!! How rite yoo were! Ai think ai walked at leest ten miles to chanj planes!! THREE finger prinz! Wun foto. an awnlee three passport checks!
Welkum bak, JCH4K! Yu wuz soarlee mist! De storeez uv yor menneh travling advenshurs wuz cirkyulaytin thru teh innertoobs . . .
I haz nawt bin on ICHC muchlee laytlee - bizzy at wurk, an *whispurs* teh new luk uv de site skayrz me a liddel - but aym gittin used to it.
Sawree I missed teh parayd! It sownds luvlee - welkum bak, JCH40000K!
Oh hai ebberywun. Ai haz a kwesjun fur yoo nawty barn eggsperts:
Iz teh nawty barn wear we bannish cheezfrenz hoo has bin behavin in a nawty an disrespecktabul fashun?
Or is teh nawty barn wear cheezfrenz sneek off tu, in ordur to DEE-LIBBERUTLEE engayg in nawty addult beehavyurs?
NHF, teh answer to both questions is “yes”.
Alternatively, “X equals 8″
or possiblee “Mt McKinlee”
Ambercat! Has u been rummaging in teh LOLSAT answer key cubpoard?
*snikker*
mebbe iz “fish” … ?
*kitkatbar*
or “D: Awl ob teh abuv”
*tobleroen*
or 42.
RIP 4 dugliss - soarlee mist!!
“a towel, adn dont panik”
*milkee way* (in honur ob Dugls Adms)
Wut a seleckshun ob responsiz! Ai can see teh oanly sensibul fing 2 do iz to run ober to eth Nawty Barn rite nao an gibs myselfs a gud spanking.
I bin a bad gurl 2…..
mebbe yu can git Danyull Craig to hep yu wif dat, NHF & Kjoy… oar YNG, if he’s nawt too bizzy wif teh irning…
NHF - heer iz where it started. Teh thred starts wif Gayla34 saying “I’d hav gotten away with it, too. . .
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action/
As yoo will see, it started OUT az yur ordinary nawtee corner - but ebreebuddee wanted to go tehre - an it sorta. . .tuk awn a lief ov itz own!!
Donut try to luk so innosent, JCH4K; it wus YU taht pervyded teh Nawty Barn, nao naemed in yur onner!
JCH4K, yu is halpful an informativ. Fank yoo.
Wohoo come an federer i can have u!
Imbizibul geetar heerow!
hym b aer geetur fyna-list!!
kast ur boats nao!!
Maeyk shor rist strap b awn tiet, kitteh. U borkz teh teevee, U baiz a nu wun.
An it cummin owt uff ur cheezburger munnies!
Also, is gud ideeyuh to maek shoor dere is nawt any glasses an cups an preshuss ornymints awn teh cawfee table or window sill becaws is bery eesy to knock dem flyin acraws teh room wehn u gets carried away wiv teh game. Nawt dat ai nose dis from persnl expeerienss, u understands. But in toadally unrelated noos, ai must remememember to bai sum moar glasses an cups an ornymints.
speeking ob ornymints and such, did n-e-wun notice the things in da backgrownd of this kitteh? pirate trejure chest? merry-go-rownd? mystereous slightly open cabinet doors? wutz in there?
ai saw that too! Ai’m surprized teh kitteh iz playing an nawt opening fullee teh “slightlee open doors.”
wood be a gud mottoe fur duh Kuryus Kitteh detektib agensee? “We leave noe parshully open dore unopened”
In our hows we call teh mystereous slightly open cabinet doors a poor attempt to hide awl teh cr*p. Pirate chest we keep in teh gararj.
do teh pirates know abowt this?
Shhhhhh……
Arrgh! I fownd me trezhur!
i’m tihnkin taht kitteh werks for teh carnee. props in teh bak groun, and kitteh is practising his danse moves…..or mebbe he walks teh hi-wier?
mebbe kitteh handuls teh gaem uv chanses?
Dat wuz whi I sed it wuz Pyrate kitteh dansin jigs to see shantees…
Luks pyratee tu mi!
Ur in luck, SJ! Teh flote for the
Lolcatburglar Bail and Retirement FundJCH4K Whirled Peas Philanthrobic Society 4 Clothing teh Hongry has some items left over from yesterday’s parade.We has glasses (including shampagnee floots, snifters, shotglasses and bi-focals), cups (tea, measuring, bra) and ornerymints of all kinds. Some of them is even inscribed wif teh inishuls “DC”. I knoes those r not ur initishuls, but they is loverly items.
hmmmm. lets me see. Teh LCB shows up heer, immdiid… immelade…immmm… right quick after teh pirates is menshuned.
co-incydenz?
i wonderz.
O noes. Is a kwincy… cohen… just a flook. A pirate, moi? I has a big chest, yes, but that doesn’t mean anythi– Hay! Mah eyes are up here, kthx.
Look at ma chest when I tawkin to yoo!!!!!
Whyle da kiddiez away, da kittehz will play!
Deres gotta be sum kinda cute reply including Love/tennis ref., but I knows no tennis scoring stuff
So…insert cute reply here:
iz a fyne line between love and ace?
*heddesk*
U have been SERVED!
Kitteh sez: “score is one-love…. ours”
*blush* oh, kitteh, how sweet….
but to teniss players “luv” meens nuffink…
i know - dis is a pun… of sorts…
score is one-love…. one nuffink…
BUT one-love, its our love… see?
OK, mebbe not so grate, akshully
One Love! One Love!
Leds ged tugedder
An feel awlright!
concats, Phillipe! Wut sort of danz wuld u liek in celbrayshuns of nawt second?
Duz Wii has a danz gaem?
Or, mebbee we cans frolik an spin roun an roun singing “wweeeee!”
Wii can awl due danze danze revoulshun.
oh yay! Dat’s a gud idee, Tribble!
My other tawt was to invite Irish Jig Kitteh and the two kittehs could danz a nice jig or reel for us
Awr geetur heeroo, ib wii prefurrz rawk 2 pop!? Eider wai, wit 8 guid kommentz in tree minnitz, ah sez well dunn awl rownd!
yes, i finks free-form frolics an spinning, wif ebery move dewpl … doopilc … made teh same awn teh screen (but moreso), wud be good. Lots of “wwwweeeee” noyses too. Yep.
Sooooo menee gud dans ideas!! Where were yoo awl wen ai cud nawt think ov a singul thing fur Paul on teh “clap awn” kitteh!!??
Free-form frolikz wif spinning ar awlwaiz fun. Can ai doo a whhhhhheeeeeeoooooo Hoooo???? An ar we goin wif rock or pop? (mewsik :D)
ANNNNNnnn congratz, pb!! Yoo ar lookin verree formal in yur full nayme todai!
Oh mai - ai suddenlee see Gayla’s problem. Ai just did it, too!
If wuz me, I’d go wif teh rawk mewzik, but if we goes wif teh wii genyrashun, we all has teh little white earbuds in, an can chewz our own mewzik.
an it will go tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk bzzzp bzzzp bzzzp kzowp kzowp.
*goes away muttering abowt kids todai an nawt riting songs laik tehy used to*