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he shoots!!
he scores !!
oh waite, that’s nawt tennis.
an dat’s nawt second! Time for a Selly bray shun? Ai can has Rafael Nadal plz? In teh nawty barn?
Ai meen, ai has lawts of irnin to be dun, an I heer he is hawt stuff wiv teh spray starch!!
Hmmmm – spray starch? Ai hav just washeded sum linnen blouses ai had awn teh trip – tehy needed to be irined – AND starched.
SJ – ai hav just noticed – these noo blak ledderz maek it show up – when next to yurs, mai naym looks eggse. . .eksep. . .excepbsh. . .way too lawng. Maybee ai shud bee just JCH4K? Wud luk better, ai think.
Well, JanetCanHasEggsepshunullyLawngNaemIfSheWunts, prsnly ai fink teh blak is eggstreemly slimming, so ai wud stay as u r, but is ob corse up to u.
Tahnk yoo, SJ, fur yur alwaiz gud advice!!! Thiz is mai wun an awnlee chance to be tall (letz nawt discuss teh slim fur teh moment) – so ai’m keeping it!
An – o mai – Heathrow!!! How rite yoo were! Ai think ai walked at leest ten miles to chanj planes!! THREE finger prinz! Wun foto. an awnlee three passport checks!
Welkum bak, JCH4K! Yu wuz soarlee mist! De storeez uv yor menneh travling advenshurs wuz cirkyulaytin thru teh innertoobs . . .
I haz nawt bin on ICHC muchlee laytlee – bizzy at wurk, an *whispurs* teh new luk uv de site skayrz me a liddel – but aym gittin used to it.
Sawree I missed teh parayd! It sownds luvlee – welkum bak, JCH40000K!
Oh hai ebberywun. Ai haz a kwesjun fur yoo nawty barn eggsperts:
Iz teh nawty barn wear we bannish cheezfrenz hoo has bin behavin in a nawty an disrespecktabul fashun?
Or is teh nawty barn wear cheezfrenz sneek off tu, in ordur to DEE-LIBBERUTLEE engayg in nawty addult beehavyurs?
NHF, teh answer to both questions is “yes”.
Alternatively, “X equals 8″
or possiblee “Mt McKinlee”
Ambercat! Has u been rummaging in teh LOLSAT answer key cubpoard?
*snikker*
mebbe iz “fish” … ?
*kitkatbar*
or “D: Awl ob teh abuv”
*tobleroen*
or 42.
RIP 4 dugliss – soarlee mist!!
“a towel, adn dont panik”
*milkee way* (in honur ob Dugls Adms)
Wut a seleckshun ob responsiz! Ai can see teh oanly sensibul fing 2 do iz to run ober to eth Nawty Barn rite nao an gibs myselfs a gud spanking.
I bin a bad gurl 2…..
mebbe yu can git Danyull Craig to hep yu wif dat, NHF & Kjoy… oar YNG, if he’s nawt too bizzy wif teh irning…
NHF – heer iz where it started. Teh thred starts wif Gayla34 saying “I’d hav gotten away with it, too. . .
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/cpr-cat-leaps-into-action/
As yoo will see, it started OUT az yur ordinary nawtee corner – but ebreebuddee wanted to go tehre – an it sorta. . .tuk awn a lief ov itz own!!
Donut try to luk so innosent, JCH4K; it wus YU taht pervyded teh Nawty Barn, nao naemed in yur onner!
JCH4K, yu is halpful an informativ. Fank yoo.
Wohoo come an federer i can have u!
Imbizibul geetar heerow!
hym b aer geetur fyna-list!!
kast ur boats nao!!
Maeyk shor rist strap b awn tiet, kitteh. U borkz teh teevee, U baiz a nu wun.
An it cummin owt uff ur cheezburger munnies!
Also, is gud ideeyuh to maek shoor dere is nawt any glasses an cups an preshuss ornymints awn teh cawfee table or window sill becaws is bery eesy to knock dem flyin acraws teh room wehn u gets carried away wiv teh game. Nawt dat ai nose dis from persnl expeerienss, u understands. But in toadally unrelated noos, ai must remememember to bai sum moar glasses an cups an ornymints.
speeking ob ornymints and such, did n-e-wun notice the things in da backgrownd of this kitteh? pirate trejure chest? merry-go-rownd? mystereous slightly open cabinet doors? wutz in there?
ai saw that too! Ai’m surprized teh kitteh iz playing an nawt opening fullee teh “slightlee open doors.”
wood be a gud mottoe fur duh Kuryus Kitteh detektib agensee? “We leave noe parshully open dore unopened”
In our hows we call teh mystereous slightly open cabinet doors a poor attempt to hide awl teh cr*p. Pirate chest we keep in teh gararj.
do teh pirates know abowt this?
Shhhhhh……
Arrgh! I fownd me trezhur!
i’m tihnkin taht kitteh werks for teh carnee. props in teh bak groun, and kitteh is practising his danse moves…..or mebbe he walks teh hi-wier?
mebbe kitteh handuls teh gaem uv chanses?
Dat wuz whi I sed it wuz Pyrate kitteh dansin jigs to see shantees…
Luks pyratee tu mi!
Ur in luck, SJ! Teh flote for the
Lolcatburglar Bail and Retirement FundJCH4K Whirled Peas Philanthrobic Society 4 Clothing teh Hongry has some items left over from yesterday’s parade.We has glasses (including shampagnee floots, snifters, shotglasses and bi-focals), cups (tea, measuring, bra) and ornerymints of all kinds. Some of them is even inscribed wif teh inishuls “DC”. I knoes those r not ur initishuls, but they is loverly items.
hmmmm. lets me see. Teh LCB shows up heer, immdiid… immelade…immmm… right quick after teh pirates is menshuned.
co-incydenz?
i wonderz.
O noes. Is a kwincy… cohen… just a flook. A pirate, moi? I has a big chest, yes, but that doesn’t mean anythi– Hay! Mah eyes are up here, kthx.
Look at ma chest when I tawkin to yoo!!!!!
Whyle da kiddiez away, da kittehz will play!
Deres gotta be sum kinda cute reply including Love/tennis ref., but I knows no tennis scoring stuff
So…insert cute reply here:
iz a fyne line between love and ace?
*heddesk*
U have been SERVED!
Kitteh sez: “score is one-love…. ours”
*blush* oh, kitteh, how sweet….
but to teniss players “luv” meens nuffink…
i know – dis is a pun… of sorts…
score is one-love…. one nuffink…
BUT one-love, its our love… see?
OK, mebbe not so grate, akshully
One Love! One Love!
Leds ged tugedder
An feel awlright!
concats, Phillipe! Wut sort of danz wuld u liek in celbrayshuns of nawt second?
Duz Wii has a danz gaem?
Or, mebbee we cans frolik an spin roun an roun singing “wweeeee!”
Wii can awl due danze danze revoulshun.
oh yay! Dat’s a gud idee, Tribble!
My other tawt was to invite Irish Jig Kitteh and the two kittehs could danz a nice jig or reel for us
Awr geetur heeroo, ib wii prefurrz rawk 2 pop!? Eider wai, wit 8 guid kommentz in tree minnitz, ah sez well dunn awl rownd!
yes, i finks free-form frolics an spinning, wif ebery move dewpl … doopilc … made teh same awn teh screen (but moreso), wud be good. Lots of “wwwweeeee” noyses too. Yep.
Sooooo menee gud dans ideas!! Where were yoo awl wen ai cud nawt think ov a singul thing fur Paul on teh “clap awn” kitteh!!??
Free-form frolikz wif spinning ar awlwaiz fun. Can ai doo a whhhhhheeeeeeoooooo Hoooo???? An ar we goin wif rock or pop? (mewsik
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ANNNNNnnn congratz, pb!! Yoo ar lookin verree formal in yur full nayme todai!
Oh mai – ai suddenlee see Gayla’s problem. Ai just did it, too!
If wuz me, I’d go wif teh rawk mewzik, but if we goes wif teh wii genyrashun, we all has teh little white earbuds in, an can chewz our own mewzik.
an it will go tchk tchk tchk tchk tchk bzzzp bzzzp bzzzp kzowp kzowp.
*goes away muttering abowt kids todai an nawt riting songs laik tehy used to*
adn chew wud prolly get heaaring damaj if it aer dat lowd. yeh, i no, caer trollie.
jest sayin…
iz troo! I wares them wen I wok, n evrywun I pas an teh siedwok hasm 2! an wen I must has wating four teh croswok to sai GO, I dans a litl bit to stai warm.. 2day, I dans for u, pd’b!!!1 wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *much spinning and flailing and dizziness*
ooh yeh, join in teh danzing. we has teh rock moosic ub teh late 60s to urly 70s, we has the likwid refreshments, and we is teh groovie.
Well – it IZ yoo – so letz go wif the rock. REEL rock ov teh 60s an erlee 70s? So much to chooz frum. Sumdai ai will tell yoo a funnee storee about “Cheap Thrills.”
oh yes. mebbe i has teh kind of thing you meanz.
I cues up noo cd. just getz it yesterday. srsly.
[been daaaaaaaaaaazed and
confeeeeeewwwwwwwsssssssssssseeeeeeeded
fer so lawn its nawt trooooooooooooooooo ....]
free-form danzing all around
Freeform dansing – ai duz it!!! sum otter (or odder, ai don’t care) peeple bedder get up heer prittee quick, cus ai feel kinda silleh bai maiself!!
*dansing eneway* dans, dans, dans* swoop – arms outstretched liek kitteh – wun foot in the ayre – twerling, twerling *dans dans dans – swoop – arms – foot – twerl * wheeeeeeoooooooooo hooo. twerl
sit awn pirayte chest – dizzy. OK – can we hav sum likwid refreshmentz now plz??
twirls
shakes
down low
hands hi
eyes clozed
shakeshakeshake
ok, yes, likwid refreshments for awl.
while catching brefs, mebbe you tells story about “cheep thrills”?
Ai’m afraid it will hav to wayte – ai must dash awt to taek mai Aunt to a doctor’s appointment. But ai’ll be bak!
*whew* sorree, JCH4K – I gotsez mesef aawl dizzie from teh free-form danzing. An den, teh stoopy werk needed sum attenshun.
But, I’z bak nao, fur a liddle bit aneway.
dans, dans, dans
twerl, twerl, spin spin spin spin spin
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
dans, dans, dans
twerl, twerl, spin spin spin spin spin
I can haz dwinke plz? I iz dursty. kthx.
cues up Deep Purple’s Space Truckin’: Teh firteefree minit lawng bershun frawm Made in Japan.
far aowt! teh mewzik is here.
next, the full-length ‘who do you luvz?’ from teh quicksilver messenger service.
we’s gonna need lotsa liquid refreshmends.
Oh pb -ai thot ai wuz teh last purrson awn urth hoo noo quicksilver messenger service . An paws4thot – ai LUVS Deep Purple. No WUNDER we ar awl such gud frenz!!!
Oh – an Cream We must hav sum Cream. Ginger Baker – mai hero!!!
spoooooonful
Oh, taht too!!!!!
We can haz some Traffic, too?
Ah’m da frenlee straynjur in a blak sedan,
wontcha hop insyde ma car?
I gots pitchers, got candee,
Ah’m a luvabul guy, I can tayk ya to da neerest star!
Ah’m yor be-hic-ill baybee!
I tek yoo NEwhar yoo wanna go
Ah’m yor be-hic-ill baybee,
An bai dat Ah’m shor yoo kno:
Dat I luv yoo! I need yoo!
Want ya, got ta hab ya chile.
Grayt Gawd in Hebben yoo kno I luuuuuuuv yoooooo!!!
Ai is going to need a LAWT of likkwid refreshmint to cope wiv firteefree minnits of Deep Purple. Dakkrys plzkthx!!
Sowwy, ai am told dat dakkrys is nawt bery “rok’n'roll”. JD an coke plz.
Oooh, mai fayvrit! Dubble JD & Coke fur me, plzkthx! (Iz onlee reezun to has Coke, IMHO!)
Las tyme we seen Deep Purple, wuz wif Edgar Winters!!!!
Dey jammed owt awn da ubik…yoobiq….bes nown uv awl da Deep Purple sawngs! Waz grayt time!!!
Randy Johnson cat winds up on another bird.
b-boi kitteh Crazy Pawz, toprockin to teh brakebeet!
*dj scratches*
*track loops*
*hed bobs*
*sounds wif mouf*
Suddenlee – ICHC does nawt take 5 minutes to refresh teh page! And ai can has burgrs! Cheezbrgrs – ai don’t no wut u has done, but ai likes it. *Shmooo*
Hmm, ai has lawst teh edge of teh page tho. But still an improovmint.
Teh page edges seem to com an go at will. An teh typing still disappeers awn the rite when yur comment is prittee far down – liek maybee five or six (ai hasn’t counted). But the burgerz ar werkin awn it – an ai bleeve tehy can doo moast enething.
I haz teh rite edj ob teh koments K, ebin wehn dehy R 10 deep. I iz runnin 1280 bai 1024 resolushun tho’.
is febroooary. mai resolushun’s all forgottens until next yeer.
won ob my resoolushuns wuz to spend less tyme on teh computer. howz dat going, you fink?
C minuss for dat wun ai fink Mary
i’ll get rights back to yew on that, after i check on ICHC. k?
sheesh, i goes way for a fu minoots to getz a cuppa mokkuh,
adn peeps aer ahem dissin me. hrumph.
Mebbee if yoo git moar memreez an uther faster bits…?
Well, da pooter will tayk less times to lode an such…. Why izzit dat if da pooter goze faster, we spen MOAR time onnit????
LOLZ eben moar!! paws – ai must tell yoo – yoo hav to bee teh kyootest ever!!! Yoo cannawt pawsiblee know how utterlee charming ai find yoo. Well – ai guess yoo can now! an ai am so happee that yoo hav awl those resoushuns. ai din’t even know we had ene!!
an pb an mary O’ – my resolushuns ov taht kind ar awl ritten down – have been fur yers. Ai jusst get awt teh old list an look at it fur a wile.
an ai too (cuz thingz ar piling up around heer) ment to spend less tyme – but ai’m having waaaayy to much fun to even consider it!!
if ewe type comment on teh bottom box you dont loose teh trane ob thot. Then clik the reply box ware you wannit.
Unforchumatelee i often fergets to clik on teh rite bxo befoar i clik on “add comment” maybee i jest be takin teh ADD literally.
Another Irish kitteh? or is it hammer time again?!
http://www.wannasmile.com
kitteh haz fallen on hard times has to danse fur cheezburgers
So menny lolkittehs late lee haz ben wakin on bak legs onlee, liek hoomans. Wat’s nekst—thums?
world dominashun
Donut beez teh worry, when they getz their thums we just give them Blackberrys. They be too bizzy texting their frenz to dominat– hold on, I gotta take this call…
Kettehs doan niid thumbs to dome…. conk….. take ova da wurled. Kettehs RULE! Dey jus letz us tink we does. Iz secrete doh, doan tell ‘bodies. Kthxbai.
Aize got ridtem
Aize got Muzzik
Aize got mai kat
Hu cud ask fur aneetin mohr?
*links paws wit Jajeh, starts singin alawng*
Old man trubbel . . . I don mind heem.
Yoo wont find heem rownd mah door.
I’ve got starlite, I’ve got sweet dreemz.
We’ve got kittehs – hoo cud ask fur aneetin mohr?
U a BERRY GUD danzer, Gremlin!
Why, fanks, Jajah! Yoo is a berry gud singer.
We tayks dis show on teh road?
Um, Happycat could?
He wants to know if he can has cheezburger.
invisbl wii badmitten -
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SMASHN DA BURDIE!!!!
LOL aww that game takes SO MUCH ENERGY
Luv all. Kittehs!
I wanna know about that gorgeous trunk in the background! Has been restored somewhat; looks great!
Maybe that’s where kitteh keeps his tennis equipment and the other toys he deserves.
I had to search Trunk just to see if anyone else noticed. I needz it.
Martha, I’m with you. Lolcats be damned, that trunk is AMAZING.
this should of said. Itz hamma tyme!!
Alright Stop.. Hammuh Time
I’d play wif the kiiteh but miz wii was stonlenz
Dance kitteh says: I be gettin ma crunk on!
wii plae teh Wii, nd it maeks us go WWWWWHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
What does this have to do with tennis? I don’t see a Wii remote, or a tennis anything.
Did he get da gold medel? Or hi skore? Or did he wun?