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hey there little red ridin’ hood, yu shore r lukin gud, yer ebryting taht a big bad wulf cud want . .
awoooooooooo!!
Congratulatshuns Gascat! You has set your theme song for da danse!
b dat ‘danziz wid wulvz’??
ai berleeve eet ees called “little red riding hood” there ees still sum contrevursy between me an momcat as tu whether eet ees sung bai steppenwolf or sam teh sham.
I neever did unnerstand why s’called tha little red ridin hood. Is not the story about th gurl (or mebbee kitteh, in dis case)?
“Liddl Red Rydin Hud” wuz teh liddl gurl’z naem (in jurman, “Rotkaeppchen”), cuz she wuz awlwez werrin wun.
Whut a weird name for a littul gurl…
ai gree! but der be moar weirder fingz in grimmz fairy tailz!
Sam teh Sham en teh Fayrowz.
hunh. i thinked it wuz paul rebere adn teh rayderz ob the lost arks…
az awlaiz!! kummin owta lepht feeld…..
Trust momcat. Momcat beez gud. Momcat beez wyze.
yeh . . .ai just reealiseded dat.
an by teh wai momcat, ai STILL say taht tihs ees bai steppenwolf!
sry ai bin goned, had nasty commputer project due lass fryday, major pleh.
Before it gets permanently into my already befuddddled mind, I looked it up – it was Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs in 1965-66. They also did “Wooly Bully.”
oh all rite, ai give in,
*under breath*
(it still sounds lyke steppenwolf tho)
Prolly u fink itz Steppenwolf cuz of teh “wolf” part of teh name. Steppenwolf had mor of a rock star attitoode, an wud never hav dun a novelty song like “Little Red Ridin Hood”. I juss happen to kno dat John Kay an Steppenwolf juss retired frum tourin, which dey been doin fur all theese yeers.
kthx bai
Juss wunt to say dat I sure wish teh cheezburgers wud com bak. Feels like sumptin’s missin frum my life now.
*sobs*
cratz – yoo meen yoo haz no voating burgerz? if so – ai guess – go to “Contact Us” up awn the rite. Menee peeple were having problems wif the noo format, an Cheezburger sayed to speek up – tehy can awnlee fix problemz they know about. Tehy said.
Fanks, JanetCH4K. Yes, I mean no, I still cant see teh votin burgrs. I wuz bein pashunt, hoping it wuz all still bein wurked out, but no burgrs in teh meentime. I did send a messge to Cheezburger, so fanks fur the sujest….., suckjest….., tip. I need my ICHC!
i still can has trubble wif mah internet exploder – is a older wun. I has to clik on teh liddle boks at teh top left to collpse and extend the chat in order to see burgers, and everytime i voats, i has to collpse and extend it again. pleh.
I goes hoam to voats on Safari.
sry yu iz sad too Cratz…
But cratz – yoo cud doo taht fur teh meentiem. paws4thot told sumwun to doo this, too. Just klick awn the plus/minus box in teh left hand corner – sumwun did this an it werked. An iz nawt TAHT hard.
Fanks aggen, Janet & cSmall! I tryed dat, an it duz work (a little). The burgrs come an go, but at leest I can voet and see wut voets I get. Yay!!!
*stops sobbing*
cratz- y mus b usin da IE lik me. gascat showeded me whut to do. findz pitchur, click “mak liddle” butten sos pitcher goes by by! den press da butten againz – PRESTOES! gets pitchur an da burgers! lif good again untilz you goes to next pitchur. Himz says was old IE problem bak befor deh changeded da servers.
hope dat helpz!
momcat
Steppenwolf did “Bornd ta Be Wild”… ai memeber frum teh 60’s, wen ai thowt ai wuz whoo deh wuz singin bout… LOL!! yeah, rite!
nao u noe u wuz boarn 2 b domezty caytedz??
But juss skritz teh sir fayz an tehr am ay wield beestee unnerneaf!!
HA! u shud noe bedda den ta argrew wif mee! Iz alwaiz rit!
(Does happi dans of da oldy peep been smartr den da yunga peep!)
I gibz u patz on da hed n gud kitteh treatz fur da furdest frum last commentz!
naow- goes bak to dancn fur u.
luk! I findz hole buncha peeps fur u ta danc wif!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT08_DTUpMk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUCzry8bdBc&feature=related
(iz twoparted vidamao!)
needs moar commas, semicolons…
danglin participal repare kits…
subjek n verb treetees, infinitib unsplitters…
u styll pheelin teh f x ob teh bing on teh hed wiv a baggo ????, mary O’ ?
yes, steel feelin teh syde effex ob dat bag o’ ???? whompin me awn teh hed.
issit steel your birfday?
wood yoo like a partee? mebbe sum gifs frumthe LCL F.E.N.C.E stoar?
i’ll start a giv list (alfamabetical moar oar less…)
Absynthe ( bee keerful wif dat)
Barry Godwater campayne buttons
Choklit fwogs
Dred, Judge colorin buks…
Elebenty wun cheezeburgers.
Floofy tayles and toppee hats
Ginor maus
Horsee!!
iocane powder
jumpin jax, jack in da bawx, just jax
Kittehz!!!
Linzertorte
Marzipan
pikld unyuns
qumqwats
rybeenah!
eye liek ay beeg jug ob rybeenah plz thx!!
nawt hadsum inay lorng tiem!
Yoo know, Ambercat iz frum TeenieTineeIngerland too. That’s how she knowz teh gud thingz!
supwized!! howkum wii iz nawt bumpin elboez wen teh playz am sew smawl!!??
hai, amberat * waivz akross eye lund *
teh givt list contimuse…
sillee puttee to stik on teh funnee pages and “pik up” teh pics
translator, unibersal
umberella wif secret compartmentz
hmmmm. luks like we be uzing teh kitteh alfamabet adn dey mooved teh lettuce round adn puts N adn O here…
iz yt juss mii – oar am tehr a troll eetin yor burgas?
an eye c noe problimz wid teh aflabetz ..?
ju gnoe kittehs ownlee push teh lettuce arown coz tehy tink iz 2 plai wid
eye iz moah confuzmigatedz bai teh wrdrap nommin mai tie pin agin!!
Dese miserabul sad liddle creechurs cannawt bare it taht we ar awl havin so much fun, so tehy lieks to steel teh burgers. But we awl band togedder an voat ebreewun bak up. Best iz to ignore tehm compleetlee.
They aphairentlee hav no lievs ov their own. Itz sad, reelee – but whut can yoo doo? ai think tehy ar moar to bee piteed tahn scorned.
salza n chipez, tacoz, uglifroot, vegimite samwich, watamelon, xmas kek, yamz, zumeani bread!
der! feu! is fininished naow.
mus div bak inta da dark pool ob wurk n skool…..
see ya lader alimagator!
momcat
Noe moah Juj Dridd colrin buks plz!! eye haz a howzfull!
eye juss fown teh fred on ‘i haz rizen’ wear JCH4billiumssumK dyzcubberd hoo eye wuz. Shyluk Hoamz award goze 2 teh laydee!
Butt noe pawtee plz coz tehr am teh awsumz amownt ob drawdinz 2 du. n eye muss b gud eben iph itz am mai burfdai.
Bigsum hugs awl rown {{{{{ awlaICHCpeepz}}}}}
Well, gibbocat – yoo TOLD mee!!! Or – at leest – as gud as. Still wud hav maed a smashinglee gud flote!!
Oh – an yoo ar probalee goen now too – but – Happee Birfday eneway. Too bad yoo has to werk. But – we can alwaiz hav a belayted wun – partee, ai meen. We needz Romeow, tho – Romeow reelee knowz how to put awn a partee!!
Tank u Janetpersum!! butt eye alweddee feil liek eye haz a pawtee wiv ur parayd! wuz berree speshul been co-howst wiv ms mary O’, hoo mex mii lawf awlatym!
sew eye kan sai dat eye haz mai pawtee erlee!
eye jus stawpt in wyol eyem kukkinz mai gushifudz ( lintelz – az dey am gud yowgi fud! ) an wil b bak perio… pery… ebberee nao n den coz eye neadz mai dowz ob ICHC nao dat eye b hukkt!!
thxbai
Taht reelee wuz sumthin – an no liddl thankz to yoo. Ai espsehullee luved teh beek kitteh fyrewerk in teh skye!
An – moast ov uz ar hoelpesslee hukkt, too. Iz a verree stranj kemiztree heer – but wee ar so much aliek in ar hyoomor, ar willingnezz to go teh extry mile to bee silleeh, ar luv ov scienz fikshun – bukz an poetree in jeneral – teh list goes awn an awn.
Oh – an ov corse – teh kittehz. An animules.
Sumtiem, if yoo liek, ai can give yoo sum linkz to past episodez (threds) ov hilaritee. Mai favoriets – mennee involvling lolcatburglar! An yoo wil tehn get a lot ov teh references – wich may seem liek “in” joeks – but wunz yoo reed them – awl (dare ai say it?) will bee reveeled!!
doo yoo maek yur lentilz wif vinegar? Liek in Austria?
noe. eye maekz tehm wid cocynutmeelkz n spy sez! nom nom an they am reddee nao. sew eye bryngz a bole 2 sit an reedz ICHC 4 a wyol.
DO WANT- shares? *grabbie paws*
p.s. yew mush be bedduh orgamiced dan iyam… wehn i tries to cook wiles chekin ICHC the pots boyl ober adn meks a biiiig mess.
tru eye bern mai fudz a liddul.
But lintelz am berree forgibinz an sed: ‘ iz awriet, een. wii gnoe u muss spentiem wid ur fenz awn ICHC plaiz, don wurree – wheel styl taizt gud!!’
an doan nedz 2 b grabbin, ms mary O’ – eye maed beeg pawt sew dere am fudz 4 awl!!
“Teh Forgiving Lentils” wold be a good name for a rock band.
bedduh dan teh naem ob mai furzt badn!! enewaiz!!
eyem enbarrizt eben finkin bowt eet!
U shuld always do ur homewerks when naming ur band.
Whut, u thought there wasn’t already a groop called Teh Mormon Tabbernackle Kwire?
yam chukklinz beeg tiem, lolcat-b!! Tank u!
lmao!
Ai still want to see a band naymed “Colonel Rooney and teh Pregnant Soldiers.”
hippo birdday!! to yew!! eye noes is nawt pawlite to ask, but wut is yr vintage? are yew yungish kidlet or middul of rode or reddy to retire laik me! it’s all good!!!
eye has tew maik yew a birdday caik! wut flavor (b-sides kitteh wud yew laik?)
tanx 4 teh burfdai greetz, jamamkitty! eye wudz b retyrinz sumdai sune xept eye liex wot eye duz 2 mush – adn an rtizt nebber wheelie retyrz – doen plann 2 ene waiz!
Iz ur birfday? Mien wuz yesserday. I gots Wilco tickets for mai birfday. Bestest ever, xcept nao Ai am slepey at werk.
Happee belayted birfday wishes, hissy. Ai’m sorree to ask – but – waht ar “Wilco” tikkets? Soundz liek yoo reelee lieked them, so taht is a GUD thing!
Wilco iz a band. Tikets wur hard 2 get, but mai frenz getted dem AND managd to kepe it a seekret b4 wi got 2 da consurt. Bey much fun wuz had.
happee burfai 4 yesserdai, hissy!! glad u hadz ae gud tiem!
eye unnerstand……… eye will retire frum teh airplane co, but will work after too
teh gud ting abawt mai jawb, jamama iz dat iz nawt reelee jawb! wud du yt furray hawbee eben iph eye wusnt paed!
*sigh* ai reelee lubbed mai job too – but ai had to retyre urlee – ai wuz needed at hoam.
Mary!!!!! yoo sayed “noms teh werd”!!!
hey, i jest loosnd teh draw string…he let teh cat outta da bag…
nom nomm!!1
passive voice spray…
goin too werk nao, stoarmin teh kassel.
bu bye!
Have fun stormin’ da castle.
Think it’ll work?
It would take a miracle.
Princess Bride FTW!!!
Ai m takin her sum treets!
Cheezburgrs!
Rite! Onlee we gonna shaer. Ai ged da insaide, an gramma ged deh bun!
I can has a baskit ov goodees?
I eats Little Red Ridin’ Hood…
Way too much sackarin.
Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppppp.
” the better to nom you with, my dear “
Hello, little girl,
What’s your rush?
You’re missing all the flowers.
The sun won’t set for hours,
Take your time.
taht sounds lyke teh doors, ees eet?
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Sry, rong anser. Tri agen…
Mother said
Not to stray.
Still I suppose,
A small delay…
Granny might like
A fresh bouquet…
Goodbye, Mr. Wolf.
Goodbye, little girl.
And hello…
(weirdpress eated my reply to your first posting, Mr. Maus-Wolf:
Mother said,
“Straight ahead,”
Not to delay or be misled.)
*DingDingDingDingDingDingDingDingDing*
PB2K FTW!
If anyone cares, the new revival of “Company” is on PBS tonight.
okay . . . ah’m still cornfuzzled, whut ees tihs PB2K of which yoo speek?
PwnedBy2Kittehs, ob course!
*slaps forehead*
sry bout taht pwnedby2kittehs!
should hab seed dat at wunce.
no worriez, GC! I’z kan be mysteriooos sumtiems. (or mebbee jes sneeky)
c’est moi.
C’est moi! C’est moi, I’m forced to admit.
‘Tis I, I humbly reply.
That mortal who
These marvels can do,
C’est moi, c’est moi, ’tis I.
C’est vous! C’est vous! It really is true
It certainly can’t be me
When swords are crossed
‘Tis always the same:
I turn away and flee!
LOL! We is havin wai too much fun!
LOL!!!
I knoes – we bee silly!
Iz Big Fun!
PB2K, I gots to go hoem now b4 teh snow gets too deep. Purrhaps we can has anuther go at tihs sumtiem. TTFN.
Dribe Safely, Maus! Stay owt ov teh snowbanks & driftseses!
TTFN!
Maus – ai expekt ai hav just missed yoo – but wud yoo pleez sumtiem go bak to “Safe.” Ai hav left an apologee- ov sorts.
An I has respondeded tehre. Not too wurry mai fren. I valyoo all of mai cheez frens so muches yoo cant even beegin to know…
Yes, ai can!!!!
Qwestshun: Tihs sownds liek “cast lyrics”. Iz troo?
Camelot FTW!
Yesh! I carez!
*danzes awf to see if my pbs station is gonna show it*
(Maus & I be singing “Hello, Little Girl” from Stephen Sondheim’s Into The Woods, fwiw)
Yay! It is!
an nao I haz sebral eer-wurms of Company songz….
Bobby…Bobby…Bobby baby…
Bobby bubbi…Robby…Robert darling…
Bobby, we’ve been trying to call you.
hee. an dat wuz wun I didn’t hab running thru mah brane!!
(doan wurry – it iz nao)
(frum l8r in teh same shaow:)
And I know things now,
Many valuable things,
That I hadn’t known before:
Do not put your faith
In a cape and a hood,
They will not protect you
The way that they should.
And take extra care with strangers,
Even flowers have their dangers.
And though scary is exciting,
Nice is different than good.
An evun l8tr in teh show. Reely read this frens:
Careful the things you say
Children will listen
Careful the things you do
Children will see and learn
Children may not obey, but children will listen
Children will look to you for which way to turn
To learn what to be
Careful before you say “Listen to me”
Children will listen
I heerd that song at a voys resytal befor I noo teh show… and I cried. Iz wun ob mai fvrts now (tho the wulf alwais creeeps me awt a leetl bit)… Sondheim is the bestestest!! musikals ftw!!!
Kitteh is frum da hood.
Will rap fur gushi fud.
dis iz no liddle riddin kittah
diz iz wolfcat in disgaisse
splort..
Ah, minnaloushe – dat wuz such a small splort! We bayrlee herd yoo.
Nevvertheless I tukx yor brayns bak in *tuk tuk*
An I offers yoo a choklit from teh CCC (choklit or skawtch – tayk yor pik!)
And, frum teh runwais ov Feeline, cums teh noo-est and boldest trend ov teh seesun. Presenting (but nawt in ur shoos)… The Floofy Hoody
Do want! Must be trendeh!
Lil Red Ridin’ Puss: My, gramma, wot big teef yoo has!
Wulf: All da bettah to Nom Nom yoo wid!!
Red: Waaaaait-a-minnit gramma… yoo has no teef! Dey shood be sittin in glass in water on bedside tayble!
Wulf: Uh-oh, busted.
Didn’t u heer? Midge says that red, iz teh noo blak.
She reded it in Fat Cancy.
Ai wuld notz get teh hoodies on mai kitteh Aneej… much raowr and ffffefses.
Gud coloreses foar her, tho.
I bringed u a Gramma
but he eated it.
Y u eet my gramma?
Mmmm…. that’s good Gramma!
Let’s eat Gramma!!!
O, for want of a comma, relativ is lawst!
Oh, hai, Romeow! I just saw ur comment …see wut I wrote beelow!
Hab U seen dat pickshur I wuz talking about?
SquEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Yoo MUST watch “Hoodwinked” So BERREE funnee!!!!!!!
aw…thatz kinda kyoot *tini splort*
kitteh duzn’t luk liek iz n-joi-ing teh kostume, tho!
Hay Lol Red Riding Hood, u doesn’t has to go thru teh woods to get to gramma’s. U can takes monorail cat now.
Oh, if u sees bred crums in teh monorail cat car, just leeves them. Stoopy Hanslol and Gretlol leaved them there so they can finds there way back.
well, lol red riding hood kan taek monorail cat if iz nawt laet!!!!!
thay sumtiems taek ther tiem, yu no?
ohai! long tiem no see! We tried to cleen up after the Klingonz trashed no place in partikular. Sowy!
hay, iz OK! it givs mee eksuoos 2 rena..reno…2 ad a danse floar!
good idea
obar teh ribar
and threw teh wudz
to grammaz howse we iz goin
Iz emperor kitteh frum teh star wars
welcome to teh dark side young anakin..
Enneeboddee see dat wun entrree ub teh scaree wulf face, and it sed, “I maded u a grandmuther butt I eeted her!!”
I almost peed in mah pants laffin at dat scaree/funny.
I still laff thinkin about it. Wunder if I cud find it?
Hai kafleen!!!! Where hav yoo been???
I sended u an eemail!
So glad ur back, Janet!!
I am shur I speek fur meneh wen I say we missed u gratelee!!!
hehehehehhe…. i like it… ;0)
teh return of amarr kitty?
Wut big furz yoo hav!
LMAO! One of the best lol cat pictures ever!
This is the best lolcat ever!!! Pure genius! Aaahahahahah!! 100% LOL.
HAHA! I’m surprised I haven’t seen this before. One of my favs
Poor kitteh.
why tell what youre doing, then give internet abbreviation?
dont give me: boohoo, it just lolcat lol.
little red lol cat in the hood
fine ilsee you soon. Oh, nice hood.