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Um, waiter….?
dere’s no flye in my soup…
i can has wun, pls?
Congradulashuns, CH!
Frog musta gotted it.
That’s it – look on da positive side.
MaryO, that is 16 ownses of win in a 8 ownse cup!
cafe olay!
When I was a stoodint in Franceland, teh owner of teh caffay that was neerest teh skool made us say “Cafe espagnol” instead of “Cafe au lait”. And he would do teh flourish wif snapping his finger up high and say “Cafe ole!”
But if u has to Spain it…
teh funnies… u haz it!
mefinx ju getz teh priez 4 teh moazt oarsumlee hijjius pun ob awl tiem!! l)
Phun is trylingueal, 2.
awmowzt 4 shoor!! claro que si!
hablas espanyol ?… mooy beeyen
nihongo wa hanasemasuka?
Watashi wa chotto wakaru.
I speeks the Japanish.
watashee wah neehongoh wakarrimass.
i speekz it 2 liek gud? 8D
Hai, des. Watashiwa chibi-des. Name… tsuoichi kenshiro.
I speak a bit of Japanese.
Naah! I’d forgotten how terrible my Japanese was.
However, note my fun name: it’s a Google bomb!
Tsuoichi Kenshiro – only found here,
although some dumbass did post an RP character with that
name until I smacked them up.
Again:
Tsuoichi Kenshiro
search it on Google
mai ajunt wuz spanyole – sew eye lernd sum – iz lubberlee lamgwij!!
pero he olbidado mucho!
Oh, dam, dat’s a good wun…
dere wuz a fly in mah soop but da frog in mah kofee eated it
What’s that frog doing in my coffee?
de bak stroek?
Pharaoh: Dis whole Moses thing is gettin irritayting…
Arron (bcuz Moses don’t talk well): hay, wii gotted yur attenshun, didn’t wii?
noes, is de fr0g paddul.
breststroek, Ai tink…
not teh budderfly?
dont fink frawgz has breastsesses
Of coarse froggie iz doin da frog-kick.
It eeted teh budderfly.
He WAS doing the backstroke, but seems to b resting now.
how long can you tred water?
Bilol Cosby ref FTW!
Waiter! There is coffee in my frog!
Of course, Starbucks will have this as their laytest trendy thing, and everyone will pay $6 for Cafe Toadus with a frothy topping.
Crapaudcchino!
(4 this to beez teh funnies u hasta know that “crapaud” is French for “toad” and is pronownced “crappo”.)
(But if u has to splain it…)
… it maeks it funnee, cuz now we gets it!
Starbucks will use the French name, which to us uncouth ears sounds even worse, and charge a buck more for its European flair, and people will STILL flock to pay for Starbuck’s Cafe Toadus.
I’d like a a little shake of Drosophila Melanogaster in my Toadus, pleez
Frute fly, no?
YES! it was 1978…..high skul bidology….countin da eye colors and wingees…
Doan remindz me. It were verry confoosing.
must nawt be in your jeans…
Eeek, no flyes in mai jeans pleez. Nor crapauds neether, dubble eek!
Yesh, buttons jeens onlee! No fly!
noes, is good you splane eat! dat way i gets to laugh thr3 times: oncst wehn i reeds it, twicet wen you splains it, adn the thurd time muches later wen i finelly gets it.
Eyem styll bleugghin @ teh thort ob teh rezidooz in teh bawtum ob teh kupp!!
Pleh!! Not wont!!1
mebbeh eye shud ’spain’ taht wen wuz iddul buoy ewezd 2 pix up fwoggeez n gnewtz. an menne tymez wud ‘pleh’ awn meye hanz!
butt muss conphess dat if eye wer pixt owp bai beeg uggerlee monztah -
eye wud probly pleh in himz han 2!!1 awmowzt sir tinlee!!
Ur boyhood exploits reminds me of this story:
Mah bruvvers Jonathan and David, at teh time aged 4 and 10 respectively, captured 2 tadpoles one day and taked them home to put in a fishbole so they could watch them turn into frogs. Teh next day mah mommeh told Jonathan when he waked up from his nap that one of teh tadpoles had just died but teh other one was still ok. He taked teh news calmly. Then when David comed home from skool a little while later, Jonathan greeted him with: “David, ur tadpole died!”
Ever since then, news that someone in teh fambly will has to get arbitrarily short-changed on something is expressed as “ur tadpole died!”
omg, mai sistur did da ECZAKT same fing to mai brudder, onlee wif
ducks.
And we did it with fish. Hoo nu it wud be univr..ewne…all ober de place?
And we did it with ice cream — “Yours dropped!!”
SO funneh ifn i wuz bi-lingual…
still funneh wif splanation
so…ai cud ordur a “crap-a-chino” an mean “wif froggie?” KEWL!!!
And a hawk jus landed on da bilding cross frum mai offise window.
toadilly unrelated, but ver cool.
yay fer teh hawk.
[also fer teh crap-a-chino, but hawks is always kewl]
Eye seed a hork nommin ay pijin on mai lorn wun tiem. oarsum burd!!
Dere was a redtail hawk wif a mockingbird on teh end of mah driveway wuns. I fot he was dancin on it, sorta pushin wif his clawz. Den him saw me an flewed away. I roted him a pome, but is too seeryus fur lolspeak.
Not gud, just seeryus.
Wen hubbee an I wuz last in TeeneetineeIngerland, we seen da man wif da hawk et Trafalgar Skwayr, chaysin awway da pijins! Awesum!
wow – I just saw TWO hawks on a tree outside – girl and boy hawk…
verreh excitin day!
(lolspeek off) I used to build the nesting places for Eagles and Hawks on the top of power poles, They were for thier safety as well as protecting the lines.
Thier wingspan was big enough to go phase to phase(39900 volts).
Was kinda fun, but dangerous when Eagle gets mad at you.
very cool.
CRAPpuccino? Not so gret, akshualy
[/silly]
Cafe Toadus tastes grate, but causes warts….
Ok, we’re on a roll, kids. Over 10 comments, and all of them under the first post. Sorta cool, actually.
’s OK, Mary. No wun reelly owns a thred heer…
o, wate, i fink dis thredz commin offa mai swetter…
Hay, ur rite!
*bats at thred*
*grabs thred and runsawayfast*
*looks bak to see No1 spinning round and round and round as swetter disappears*
uh ow…luks laik der May Bees sum unix pectud new ditty at dis rayte…
Kwik! Lets taek tihs thred to teh JCH4K Nawty Barn!
dis iz sew emberssing!!1! gud fing i wuz werring mai gud unnerware…o iz dat TMI?
full=-engf unnerwaers, Ai see. An such a fetchin shayd ob green…
member dont wear your tattered panties! you neber knos whne the ambulance guys gottas cut yer clothez off
So shood we breeng sum nittee needls to da nawtee barn?
Nose, but maybe a little “overshare”
Bwahahahahahahaha
Sorri*runs awai befoe aye gets pawspunch, agayne*
oh noes! anudder daring heist by teh lolcatburglar!
Stop, feef!
YAY!!!I gave dis pic a 5 on teh votin’ paige!
Chocolate lolfrogs frum Harree Pottur. Ur doing it wrong!
Frog in teh Hot Watter speriment: ur doin it rong.
I wuz jus tinkin dis cood be meta-for fur Amurka. Iz dis ezampull uv hao hot da wadder iz nao?
the new cook at the Fronse Kwarteh Restaurant wuz still not kwite gettin teh prep down for the frog’s leg soop…
Wen Ai aksed teh wayter fore frogs legs, tihs wus nawt wut Ai ment!
why you piss off da wayter?! I kin nevber taye you nowheres!
yu meen yu has to taek me ebbereewher twys; teh secund tym is to aplo…aplle….apopl…sai sry!
Bujt yoo insist on tryin!!!
Hay! Look whut happened when I kissed mah marhsmello!
ai wuz tryin to gib u a voat, but mai burgerz wenna way!!1!
Dass OK, I gots burgers, I gibs wun for u.
nao u haz 2 kiss it again >: D
I is afrayed that iffen I dids it would turn in to teh giant Stay-Puft marshmeller man.
DO NOT WANT!
I keeps frog. plzkthxribbit
wut u meen jyant stay puft marsmeller man? itz will b a moast hensem prinz, i promiz
O! ‘Ai splort choc mylk!
Aym in yor kup, abzorbin yor caffeen . . .
Dis frog is liek sum uv us cheez-frenz hoo tendz to end up wayrin de cawfee sted uv dreenkin it. Leest he’s nawt wayrin a swetter to spill it on.
u juss wayt till him liepz owt!! mejer koffy-spludz ebbireebear!!
dis cawlz 4 pro tektib clowvinz!
Lukkowtz!!!1!!1
* kleenerz 2 taybul tree!!*
Captain Kirk: “Nice try Scotty, but I don’t think we need to copy the Romulan Croaking device.”
*hed-desk*
Secondhead…
turd…
Them Romulans always was inscrutablee nefaryeeus! (or nefareeyusly inskrutable)
wassa knee fairy??
I dunno. Wassa knee fairy wif u?
“We’ve already had his legs for dinner, so now we just call him Bob.”
Let’s have a big hand for Rodney “Henny Youngman” Dill…!
oarsum phunnee!!
*groan*
LMAO… I hab no kommint .. jest “LMAO!”
he am heer awl week….trai teh veel
an nawt to bee furgettin to tipz yer waitperzon or waitlolfrogs…..
or wait-amphiblolians
Liek da punchlion uv a joke mai mawmee tol me:
“frog wif no laygs goze deff!”
No Flies in your drink, guaranteed.
Canary-in-teh-gold-mine Investigaytiv Reporting heer on teh sceen, reportin teh news:
lol-frog discuvvers indikayshuns uv global warming . . .
Eewww
IZ SHOPPED LOL
Ware’s Teho wen u needs him?
BINGLOL1!!!!
teho be ebberywares . . . he juss duzn’t allus see fit tu reply.
(ai dun kno eef wurdpress ees no longer aktin funni sew ai m not on my wordpress account)
teho is ceelin cat? kyooooool.
O geez, dun ley him heer u say dat!!!!
Akshullee – we alreddee sayed it – a long tiem ago. Maybee ai can find it.
Is neu trendi spa treetment fer teh froggas: latte soak. I hurd cafeen is gud fer teh skin. All teh froggas be payin $100 an hour fer dis. But, is any moar silly dan teh chocolut spa treetments? I tink not.
iz nawt cawfee, iz CHOKOLIT!!!!
but da froggie iz habben a gud tiem. He noze dat da sweet attrakt da fleis, den he can nom nom nom!
Well actually it started out Vanilla… Froggies been in there a while.
ewwww
Froggie paddle….
*heddesk*
had to stops drinking cawfee
to read this thread
to avoid splurt out
teh nowze, and
all ober monitor.
i’m just sayin.
I sprayz koffe onna monitour so manny tymes I fink it mus be gud for monitour. Or iz very gud monitour an forgives mii fur splurting.
“No, I ordered green tea!”
Green tea frog?
dem am pisin liek teh orinj wunz!! noe?
pissin like what??
No, green tree frog not bad to eet liek teh brite colord lil dart frogs. Dart frogs eet ants, maek pison….poysyn…bad to eet stuff frum sumting in ants.
If frawgz iz poizen, why dont tehy all croak?
[...]
Ohhh…!
Green toe frog!
and whut of teh Krunchee frawg?
One of the fine items in the box of chocolates entified “The Whizzo Quality Assortment.”
ok, den weres teh larx vommit?
Pleh. do not want!
Oh noes! Amfib, aamfibean, .. froggie skin bery pour-us!
Get dis guy outta teh caffene an into scum shower-stat!
aer yu a vet tek?
no, i jest luvs nature. i luvs to swim in teh lakes wit da froggies.
maybe sumday i can help teh wildlife in a gentle-not bitche.. erm, not bossy way.
Dat canna be hell…hall…gud fer fwoggie. ><
Koffee is lookin gud todai.
Koffee is lookin at u todai.
An eyes lukkin bak. Am froggie myownself. Boy he lukkin gud!
(BTW lurve yer manni-lingueal punny stuf. “Cafe Ole!” *snkr*)
koffee lookin gud n toadee, yoo say?
Toadaly!
hmmmm. wen i ordered dat tea adbertized on teh ICHC i fort it would somehao look diffrent wen it wuz brewed…
the pichur showed flowers…
(foodt noat to does ob you hoo no hav the adz cuz ob teh ad blokker, dere wuz ads fur teh purty tea taht turns into preddy stuffs in the tee pawt.. ennybouddy outdere try it? jest cureyus)
Iz drink dat tea! Lurves da show! Is “Flowering Tea, handsewn leaves blossom when steeped.” Ma box says is “leaves of Art, the most sophisticated tea experience.” I iz sofisticat! Yuppers! (Ma brand iz NUMI. Wat yrs?)
I feel a song coming on…
Jeremiah was a bullfrog
Was mah best fren I think
I nebber unnerstood a single wurd he sayed
But he halped me a-pick a drink
And he always jumped rite into mah drink
Singin’…
Joy to teh whirled
All teh tads and poles now
Joy to teh froggies in teh hot coffey*
Try teh biscotti.
*I knoes that it looks like hot chocklit, ‘k? That didn’t werk wif mah rime skeem, ‘k?
that ees akshooly wun uv mai aboloot favritest sawngs eber!
wunder eef ai culd fynd a saxaphone scoere fur eet, hmmmm. . .
Mah bf HATES this song.
Guess whut his first name is.
(Hint: It’s not “Joy”)
BULLFROG? his naem is BULLFROG?
U is a winnah!
U have winned a cuppa hot chocklit. Here it is on teh table. Drink up!
why fanks! *clinks cup wif lcb*
oh, wayt. *tries to luk in telly jent* aer you teh kind ob purson hoo wud put teh poysin in mye cup, oar your cup…
*snkr* *wispurs: LCB in fur surpriise. Mary takz iocane eberydai.*
*wispers back* Hello? I is a lolcatburglar. I takes all kindsa stuff evry day!
Nebber start a land war in Azyea!
Lookit mah mask. Remind u of anyone? Hmmm?
My bebe-boikit haz mask two. We finded him unda da bed in abandoned partment an safed him frum meany manajr what wuz goin to trow him out inna snow. He wuz sweetie an stoled ma hart. Nebber gnu hez fambly tho. Iz U fambly?
Bebe-boikit haz blue iis, an velcro paws, if dat haps
Hmmm… wares a mask… steels ur hart… *sounds* like he culd be a fambly member.
Does he has a birfmark shaped like a schwa on his left hip?
Yah, hez gotz 2 littel wite dots rite dere. Loukz lik naughting I
eber scene B 4. How U no?
Juss memmber:
The vessel wit the pestle has da pellet with da poyson.
The flagon with the dragon has da brew dat is tru.
*scratches head* or is it da odder way aroun??
no wate! Is teh challiss form teh paliss taht has teh poshun taht is poysin!
lookee whut I found….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS75NtlH3gI
Also, as a bonus, look at teh nayme ob teh guy what put teh video up….
Tanks for the linkie, love dat scene.
Oh meh goodness grazious! Meh not-second postie. I iz so proud. It worked!
*looks arond, kinda nervous to be out in teh open*
I haz de-lurked! Check iffen teh sky iz fallin!
welcum to dis wunnerful world ob fun an frenz.
Thank u, Tidmun. Sur seems like a happiplace, tink I’ll stay aroun.
heh my b/f hates it tu, an hiz name iz onlee KLOSE to da froggie name, nawt
da same at awl!!!
Bill frog??
Mai fren in colege wuz anemed Jerimiah an his email was jbullfrog. always maed meh laf.
dunh dunh dunh
if i wuz the kween ob the whirled
telll yew wut eyed do
i throw away the carz and the barz and the warz
and hab biskottie wif you
yeah nao..
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH OMG eerwurm….
is that safe for teh frog?
No that safe is for teh moneys and teh portant papers and teh valyoobuls. If we putted frog in safe he would suffocate.
Now pipe down so I can heer teh geers move.
*twirls dial to teh left, listens wif stethoscope*
LOL, catburglar!
Er, Ai meen, safeburglar.
Send ladder…
hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i luvs froggies!!!!!!! 
Ai jess filleded mai bath wib extry strawng cawfee(no milkee or shuggar) an yam gonna see if ai kin habzorb my daylee kaffeen intayke in wun go.
*splashhee sploshee..Yowch! too mush hawt *
……….Toadally nawt werked……………………needz teh kaffeen in me,not on me..
bak to teh elebentyfree mugs a dae habit…
Ay tryed that too – topical applikayshun uv de caffeen.
Wuz nawt so grate, ackshuly.
Aye bet a tropical applicashun wood wurk waaaaaaaay beddar!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/accessories/5a65/
try tihs instead
luv that site 2
Wow!! Eggsellent proddukt!
Fanks D Marie.
Am gonna get me sum ob dis-Ai wunder if ai need to stop teh drinkin ob cawfee wen usin teh soap? Cant werk owt teh ammownts ob kafeen in teh elebentyfree mugz ob strawng cawfee an eech applicashun ob teh soap.
Maffimacshun problemz-Ai haz dem.
new chineez medicinal herbal dreenk which cures:
.
artheritis
boilz
cellulitis …
Miner side f/x inklude: Wartz, griin skin, longated tung, bulgy is, nd webtoes. Sirius side f/s inklude: Loss of tail, and Croaking. See doktor imedjly.
wow! helf AN byooty benny fitz in wun herbal poshun – trooly a mirrekl dreenk!
dermatits
exema
fibromyalgia (reelee? GIMMEEE!!)
gingervitis
hemaroyds
itchy eyeballs
jitterz
klammy deeya
leprosy
mumps
narcolepsee
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ostip… oztopor… britle bonez
newalgia
pnew monie
Queezy tum
Rattlesnake bite
Sleep wokking
tintintintinitnitus (ding ding ding !!!!)
ulcers
very bad hedake
whoopin coff
x-ray overload
yecchy coff
(I tried to cheat when I coodnt come up wif a y, adn NIH didnt list any topics unner y and z. I tinks we jest have to do narcolepsy again for
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Werewolfturningintodisease (lycanthropy)
X-emma
Yello fever
Zits
oopsie… refresh furst, den post, especially when cheatin. Hmmm wonder why NIH didnt list yello fever…. Did u take it?
Ths is an awesome website. I am glad my friend had found it. By the way, my lunch was a cheseburger! lolololololololololllo
Oh hai, tapsee. We ar glad yoo fownd it too! Feel free too chyme in enetiem. Has yoo been lurkin lawng enuf to knoe teh roolz?
LOLZ!!! No roolz – ceptin bee nyce. An “the” iz ushuallee spellt “teh.” An yoo can speek enething yoo want. Ebreewun heer unnerstanz Ingerlish, too!
welkum Tapsee!
if i kissez him, will i gets a coffee-flavoured prince?
oo yesh! yumie
Luks moar leik Moka Toad to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
dis picksher remyndz me ub wun tiem wen a fren serb mee tee in a mug. wen i neerly dun, i see liddl seramik frog at teh bawtum ub teh mug. wen i reechd teh las sip, teh froggy let owt liddl kroak (air bubbl risin frum frog an up froo teh tee). Wuz berry clebber an funneh! i surpryzed an laffin, neerly hadz tee cummin owt froo mai noez!
dat r awsum storeh. i haz cup wif liddel bar like lepper- lepara- *sigh* dress like wee majik gai atta bottem. he no croaks… no pot o gold neever…
ur fren cup mutch betterer!!
OMG, NOT WANT!!1! Ai will neber tuch anudder venti karmel makioto again. Ai am so gonna hurl, nowZ, BLEH!
Teehee…I’m on my break at a cafe while I found this^_^
But I asked for dekaf! Bring me nuther kthxbai!
im n yur kofee, sokin up yur steemz
Oh, Waitr? Dis biscotti is not enuf. Now can I has a croak monzuwer?
Pun skilz – Mrs. Tibbles haz dem!
Me likes deh cowntahtop. Vewy purdy.
2 much caffeen meks me joompy!
Eet a life toad und nuthin wurz will happen teh rest of teh day
oh waitz … i vegetairrrian (yes in reel life 2)
Coffee frog says…. nevr insult wichez fud
Okay. Seriously. I can accept that you appreciate the lolcat. Nonetheless, the gratuitous use of poor grammar and [intentional]? misspellings is getting to me. I know I’m not the only one who thinks this.
I question the notion that cats are deficient in the areas of grammar and sentence structure, given that their means of vocalization cannot be formed into syllables, let alone words, let alone poorly phrased sentences or statements.
Wat for yhoo did put ma fwend da fwog in yaw shoop?
try to get someone to drink it.
Uh… caffeine is a very potent ranacide, goodbye froggy.
I have to send this to my friend. It’s just too good.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SAID FRIEND. I HOPE THERE ARE NO FROGS IN YOUR BISCOTTI.
LOL, mai old froggie did dis wunce! jumpd into buwl of poridge!