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aktually, is not dat kind of safe…
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Wuz not! Hee wuz owt! U blynd ump!
Yeah, what he said. Pleaze to be takin off teh mask, sews you can see.
Yay Tribble! conga rat shoe lacewings! the danzing lemurs are milling awound wayting fur teh parayde to start. Would you like to hab dem do a widdul danz fur you?
uh oh, dey aweeddy started…
moov it moove it moove it i like to moove it…
*lemurs dancin, dancin, dancin* to honor Tribbibbibbbil…
Yikes! the lemurz started the paraed! dey be dancin to honor tribble adn JCH$))K
moob it moob it mmoov it! ♬ ♫♬♫
Well, it looks the paraed hav startud frum the parkin lawt adn is heddin doon JCH$)K Boolevard! Yay!
*jumps* Owchie! teh gramma flote just set owt adn i got hitted by a stray;
,/:% ^% hope dey dont runnowt ob stuffs to frow arf teh flote…
Eye haz plentte futbawl beedz here. Ebri yeer fur hoamcummin, da futbawl Mom’s mayke a float fur da hoamcumming paraed. An wii frow futbawl marty gras beadz tu ebri wun. Iz phun.
Tank u Mary! Eye lubz a parayde. Eye wuz a maj..majeor…eye twurlded a baton wen eye wuz littul.
Slip ‘n’ Slide!
Here we are, bak at the JCH40K plaza repoarting on JCH40K dae paraed.
(stiks mikrofone in face ob gentulman waring beenie hat wif propelluh) Strangelee, he awso seemz to be warin a kostyum from a ballay…
“Mr Maus, i see taht you hab foarmed a continjunt ob peeps wif the GH wPOI (dats GeekHatwif Propelluh onnit)
How wood choo like to sellebrayte JCH40K dae? ”
Mr. Maus sez a kwik “BRB” adn runs orf to dunjin to kik soem compooter dairy air.
Geez. Gibs me a chanse to get a wurd in ejwiez…
oops, sowy.
stiks mikrofone bak in pore Mr. Maus faes…
BRB…
*runs away*
*mutterz to side* iguess “brb” is teh sound ob a werd tryin to get in edgewise…
Tee hee. I wuz teezin Mary…
Where du yu want da frizbe kittehs? de are anx, ans, ready to go.
YYAY! a parayde iznt a parayde wifout frisbee kittehs!!!
( just wachout fur teh lolcatburglar- she mite kittnap dem…she speshullized in teh catz wif speshul skills…
eye c ewez habbin trubbel wiv selebrittee itnerbewez, ms Mary O’..
heah b no slebriteez - juss happee peeps chierinz 4 JCH4K been sayf hoem.
Der am a phew strey kittez wich hab fell owf teh wagginz. but estra treyz ob gushifudz am abailabul awlatym.
bak 2 u ms mary
Duz i heerz the bagpypers, gc?
noe, ms mary O~ - iz jus mai gushifudz repeetinz own mii! prdn!!
*ahem*
Bagpypers?
Parade?
Teh Donkee stands at teh quiet sidewalk and stares at teh confetti on the
ground. The candy wrappers. Donkee eers strain furr teh sown ub an
echo ub a giggul or a laff.
Donkee hangs hed in shame. Teh parade has gone, an teh Donkee has
missed it. Teh wind blows a little gay colorfull candy wrapper by, and
teh Donkee gibs a sniff. If Donkee had not been so selfish and sillee
and laid arown in him room/cafe dooin nuffin butt wurrying, hee wud hab been heer fur teh
fun.
*Donkee walks awai sadder butt wiser*
Oh no - liddle kafleen donkee - yoo haz nawt missed it at awl. It iz still going awn - it will awlwaiz go awn. Yoo just has to start at teh beginning an enjoy teh show!! It will taek sum tiem - becuz it starts wif Irish dansing an keeps going fur awl ten pikshures - but ai’m shure yoo will enjoy it.
Menee parayde flotes appeared kwite layte - but - we ar awn kitteh tiem, as Mary O’ keeps saying - an so it duzn’t madder at awl.
So - yoo come ober heer an sit heer wif Paul an mee. An tehn just reed thru teh commintz an yoo will hav a wunnderful tiem!! It iz a moast amaizing parayde!!
A fren has appeered in teh deezerted street!!!
Deres MOAR parades?
Eeech an ebburee DAY!?
*Donkee duz a POPCAT!*
I will followz u, Janet…I noes I not misses nuthin iff I keeps up wiff
u!
*skips down teh street wiff teh happees an blows Janet a kiss*
lubs dat lil donkee…
Whooz on furst ?
What?
No, he on sekund, who on furst.
He’z on second. I doan kno whooz on furst. (Whoop’z dat’z de “F” wrurd.)
No: I don’t know is on third…
U da manager?
Yes…
An u doant no da playerz namez?
Eyem askin u who iz on furst?
Trib, as much fun as this is, it’s going to take all day. So to be merciful to our friends…
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml
Tank U. Ah awlwais thot teh vershun wit Jorj Dubya and Condy in teh Whyt Howz waz bettrer, kaws it wurks wit reel peepil naumz, an nawt wuns mayd up fur teh joak.
Wehre duz wun find thiz amewsing vershun wif teh above naymes taht ai cannawt bring maiself to speek?
I assume you know how to use Google? Ahhh, I see, you can’t type them either. Here you are:
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushwhosonfirst.htm
Yoo. . .*splutter*. . .yoo. . .*choke*. . .
tehre!! Ai am awl calm again. Ai know teh depth ov mai lack ov knowlej ov compyooter relayted thingz must seem puzzling to yoo. Bai taht ai meen - when yoo know as much as yoo doo, yoo no longer hav ene concept ov whut iz. . .well, how cud yoo? Afterawl, Salleh can relleh get around awn the innertubes, but she duzzn’t noe how to cut an payste.
Still - ai am crushed yoo shud ask if ai know how to uze teh google (yoo see, ai also noe how to maek fun ov teh creechure whose nayme. . . ouch! It hurtz to think it!) cuz it maekz mee think YOO think ai am a compleet idjit - but taht iz also nawt fayre, becuz, trooth to tell, it haznt’ been awl that long taht ai hav had ene meaningful internet access at awl. Nawt much over a yeer.
OK - ai’m over it.
Sry Janet. I wuz jus teezin
*slinks away to hide in my maus hole*
Oh, Maus - pleez do nawt slink away to yur maus hole. Yoo see, had yoo sayed it in LOLspeek - ai wud hav seen at wunz taht it wuz teezing - but yoo uzed yur GH speek.
An ai am waaaaay to sensitif about teh depth ov mai ignorance heer. It duz seem taht everywun knowz so much moar tahn ai do (so ai hav to google a LOT - just to find awt waht peepl ar tawking about!!) - an ai’m nawt reelee used to being teh “stoopee” wun!
Wehn ai wuz werking, wee alwaiz had teh tech support guise hoo came an did ebreething - an, stranj tho it may seem - an it wuzn’t taht menee yeerz ago - we had email (local server awn post) but no akcess to teh internetz.
an wehn ai came hoam, ai wuz way too bizzy traveling ‘n stuff - an since ai had no internet experience, ai dint miss it particularlee.
An tehn ai got mai iMac an discobbered ICHC - an mai whirled chanjed a lot!!!
An taht iz wai ai am still a compleet nooB at this. But pleez - teese away!!! Ai wud haet to think yoo had to be careful how yoo speek to me. Ai liek yoo far too much fur that!
’s OK, gurl. I swiches beetween LOL and GH so muches taht I duznt know taht I iz confuseling my frens. An also sumtiems, sinse I mostlyly postses at werk, teh werk spoilses teh niec thots taht I shud has wif my cheex frens.
So… whaddya sai. Kiss an Makeup?
*I’ll be Gene Simmons*
*GigLol*
*Runs back to the Maus Hole*
EEEEUUUUEWW!!! but ai can’t keep it up - ai’m fawling off mai chayre laffing!
Ai DID see KISS a nombur ov yeerz ago in a konzert in Frankfurt - we had to go - wuz part ov a training sesshun. But ai din’t want to kizz wun of tehm tehn, either!
ai think - purrhaps - awl thingz considered - that yoo mite offen need yur Maus Hole! Yoo has a far moar wikked sense ov hyoomur than ai thot!!
I posted a link a while ago, but I think WP ate it. New try:
http://www.theconversationcafe.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-19496.html
Well, thankz verree much, O 7″ tall tray formidable Maus!! Ai han’t even herd ov this wun befoar. ai’m kwite convinceded taht must bee teh way tehy alwaiz talk.
Oh - an don’t yoo just luv Mary O?? Did yoo eber think taht yoo were kiking dariy air?
Tho - akshullee - 7″ wud bee a prittee big maus.
Cheers Maus; that’s teh fellah!
U gonna B da coach, 2?
dunno furst, only nawt-sekund…
Yesh I gotz my mask on and am ready to burgle teh safe.
aaah, DAT safe!! Not so safe, den….
oh noooes, luks lik lolcatburglr. maibee going back to JCH40gazillianCats to return kittehs?
So LOLcatburgler is ackshulee a rakoon?
I most certinly is NOT a rackoon. Horizontal stripes are SO unflattering.
*ahem* seems like i seed a pikshure ob yoo in a stripey unifrom…
Yes, that was from teh charity hokkey game between teh repressentatives of teh JCH40K Whirled Peas Philanthrobic Society 4 Clothing teh Hongry and teh Low Burger Trolls.
I was teh refurry. Those stoppy trolls give me a shirt that had stripes goin teh rong way. What maroons.
Hey Moe!
Hey Larry!
Woop woop woop nya nya nya
I dunno hooz on fird, an hooz on first, an wuts awn sekund
hoo wax teh flor? Is slippery.
invisibul wire harnus 4 fliming “misshun impossumable”
(Yes i know it’s a racoon, but that does not fit into impossible)
so mebee it wuz just misshun impracticul? er um impracoonticul?
How cumz wii haz de raccloloon at dis tyme uff da dai? Hee shud bee da lass picher uff da dai. Eyem not complainin…jus askin.
racoon can be teh narrator–iz gud racoonteur
He can sneeky-like get info on teh burgle job. he’s a good racoonoiterer.
In a hotly contested game between teh MityLOLruses uf South Beech an teh floofy LOLcats uf Springfield, Louie “Teh Catbird” iz D klaered safe at teh home plate.