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Poker Cats Contest

We r sending Kimberly B. (+ friend) to Vegas baby!

Casino Cats ContestCONTEST IS NOW OVER!

The winner with more than 1,700 votes is Kimberly B.!

Thanks so much for your thousands of entries.

(And a mighty thanks to our friends at Quick Sprout who helps us come up with the online Poker Cats Contest!)

(Full rules and details after the jump.)

Full Rules and Details

  • NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. PURCHASE WILL NOT IMPROVE CHANCES OF WINNING.
  • All winners must be 21 years of age or older, unless otherwise stated and/or posted.
  • Only the votes tallied on the Contest Entry page will be counted. Votes gathered from the homepage, the voting pages, or any pages outside the Contest Entry page will NOT count towards winning this contest.
    • Contest Entry page has a URL that starts with: “http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/poker-cats.aspx?…”
  • All contest entries must abide by our Terms of Use.
  • Please DO NOT spam or annoy people to vote for your entry. You are not required to email others or use our embed code to get votes.
  • Winners of all contests will be contacted at the email address used to enter the contest, and the person receiving and replying to the winner announcement email will be considered the winner unless they specify another person within the reply email as the winner. If I Can Has Cheezburger? does not receive a response within 7-days of sending the winner announcement email, I Can Has Cheezburger? reserves the right to award the prize to another contestant.
  • Entrants must send entries using the correct contest entry URL and any other specific entry information requested in the contest announcement. I Can Has Cheezburger? is not responsible for and will not consider incomplete or incorrect entries, or entries sent but not received by I Can Has Cheezburger? for any reason, as potential contest winners.
  • Contest begins 12:01 am US Pacific Time, February 19, 2008 and ends 11:59pm US Pacific Time, March 18, 2008.
  • The prize will be awarded to one person. Both round trip flights will depart from the same origin airport and return to the same airport.
  • Judges may disqualify any entry for not meeting the contest theme criteria. Decisions of the contest judges are final.
  • I Can Has Cheezburger? is not responsible for any technical errors or problems that may affect the outcome of the contest.
  • The prize is not redeemable in cash and must be accepted as awarded. Decisions of the contest judges are final - no substitutions will be available.
  • By claiming the prize, the winner authorizes the use, without additional compensation of his or her name and/or likeness and/or voice/photograph and municipality of residence for promotion and/or advertising purposes in any manner and in any medium (including without limitation, radio broadcasts, newspapers and other publications and in television or film releases, slides, videotape, distribution over the internet and picture date storage) which I Can Has Cheezburger? and/or the contest sponsors may deem appropriate.
  • Winners are solely responsible for all taxes and/or fees that may be incurred. All cash winners are required to verify proper and legal picture identification and Social Security number within 30 days of notification of winning the cash prize. Winner may forfeit any and all cash winnings if verification cannot or has not been made within 30 days. Upon proper verification, cash winnings will be awarded by check, and mailed to winner’s mailing address within seven (7) business days.
  • Each prizewinner must supply I Can Has Cheezburger? with his/her legal name, mailing address, birth date, daytime and nighttime telephone numbers. In the case of a cash winner, winner must also supply social security number.
  • All winners are solely responsible for any and all taxes and/or fees, and all such additional costs that may be incurred.
  • Neither I Can Has Cheezburger?, I Can Has Cheezburger? sponsors, nor employees of I Can Has Cheezburger? or sponsors may be held liable for any warranty, costs, damage, injury, or any other claims incurred as a result of usage of any winners of a prize once possession has been taken of the product by winner. Gawker Media is not liable for any loss arising out of or in connection with or resulting from any contest promoted by I Can Has Cheezburger?.
  • If the specified prize becomes unavailable due to unforeseen circumstances, I Can Has Cheezburger? may substitute a prize of like or equal value.
  • Management, employees and families of I Can Has Cheezburger? are prohibited from winning any prizes awarded by I Can Has Cheezburger?
  • I Can Has Cheezburger? reserves the right to alter any rules of any contest at anytime. If you have any questions or complaints about a I Can Has Cheezburger? contest, please contact lol AT icanhascheezburger.com.
  • This contest is not valid where prohibited.
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241 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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Kevin T.

Poker’s boooooring.

As well as many other card games.

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh taht just ar Kevin. He’z awlwaiz leik taht - but sumtiems, he can bee reelee funnee, too.

 
 
 
K

Sorry if I’m not reading correctly and it says this already, but is this only open to US citizens? (It says social security number, which is US-oriented, I think).

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Hai cheezburger!!! What a kewl idea!!!

mary O'Spockn

giglol- am i reedin dis rite: you can chaynge teh roolz at enny time? dis place reeely is run bye kittehs- sowns jus likem! :wink:

 
 
 
 
Palmer

So no Canadian players, as we’re not US residents?
Even if we’re willing to fly out of the US (I live 20 minutes from the border)?
Even if we can even provide a US mailing address, despite not being US residents?

 
Gober

Ais a Uropean cheezfren so ai wont be enturing, but ail be cheering from teh sydelines :-)

Go Merrikens Go!

Tiffany

“Merrikens” hehehe das so kewt.

 
ohai_kthxbai

iz ok yur not Merriken, we shar cheezbrgrs wit Uropean’s :)

 
 
Skye

Just to clarify, this is only for US residents? Canadian residents cannot enter? If this is the case, it may help to add this to the rules.

Ian

Americans considering interests of non-Americans?! Never! So many websites are US only but don’t state this on the site or in the terms unless legally required to do so.

 
 
 
 
Staberific

U Think mine will get dizqualified??? Is about poker I swearz!!!!

http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/Poker-Cats.aspx?YRDOINITWRO128480465520781250.jpg

i can has vote plz?

vote then post ur link as a reply and i vote 4 you

kthxbai

Kubby

Well, i leik it, and you has my vote. I entered some too but I wasn’t logged in so they disappeared into the kitteh ether. cus I wuz doin it rong.

kkbai

 
 
 
mermaidrain

Can we enter more than once? It doesn’t say one way or the other in the rules.

cheezburger

Yes, you can enter as many time as you’d like.

 
 
cheezburger

We should have a leaderboard soon. Meanwhile, you should be seeing the images and links on the contestant’s blogs.

 
 
Emilie

Dear Cheezburger– It doesn’t say how often people can vote for your picture– Once? Once a day? Repeatedly until they get bored stiff then once more?
Thanks for the contest, Kbai!

cheezburger

You can only vote once per picture. Evar. :)

 
 
Amanda

hai, just saying, =/ you should probably put in deh rulez that ichc isnt responsible for stds or pregnancies in vegas. JUST SAYING.

and just keeding kinda too. .___.; i can has lulz?

 
 
arily

It means any other country’s residents are not qualify for the contest?

 
cheezburger

Too bad you can’t embed images in our comments. LOL

 
whall

an here we go wif mah ten (countem) submishins

wud lurve sum kommints awn ma blawg.

 
 
stend

time to break out the fear and loathing in las vegas jokes !!! bat country here we come !!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehs

Oh - ai wuz going to say - stend - wai ar yoo still up? But - rite - it’z awnlee a liddle layte fur yoo. Gud nite.

 
 
stend

bottom row center:

“We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers… Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. ”

… too wordy?

 
 
ohai_kthxbai

uh noooo we kant stop here diz bat kuntry!

 
 
 
Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers

OMG, BURGARS!!!

Whut ifs teh winnar LIVES IN LAS VEGAS???!?

*lives in Las Vegas*

stend

they drive you to the airport and then back home !!! wheee !!!

Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers

LOL

U funni, Stend. :D

 
moosluvr

*giggles*

maybee limooz 2 an frum casinoes?

 
 
TotalToyz

[quote]Whut ifs teh winnar LIVES IN LAS VEGAS???!?[/quote]

Then you get an all-expenses paid trip to Mullica Hill, NJ.

Tiny Cheezburger & The Angel Catburgers

Eeep. Is this bad? :o

keykat

Mullica Hill iz bootiful agri…. akricu… farm lan type place. “Cep wen coverd in floofy wite snow. Be nize an diferent for Vegans lik uz.

 
 
 
 
 
Ferris

Will there be section to browse submishunz?

James

I am wondering the same thing, is there a way to make all the entries public so that everyone can browse them and vote?

 
 
Pony

Hm. If there’s no public voting page thingie, then some of us don’t have much of a chance, even if we submit good lols. Not everybody has a bajillion online “friends” in a bajillion online forums/blogs/networking sites that they can hit up for votes.

That would kinda make it more of an intarwebs popularity contest than an actual lolcat contest. :(

popsy

ai weepz,
no LOLbuddies…meh.

a chance, i don’t has it :(

Minnaloushe

me needer…

I make de funneh LOLz, but no one to seez dem but myself ;-(

moosluvr

saim heerz. :( i lolz fur mah ohn amuzmentz. an frum purrsentagz of my lolz
dat hit votin pagh, it lukz liek i iz pretti ezily amuzed. ;)

Mary

Yeps, me 2. Not all lolcats pikachers submitted gets teh publik’s attenshuns…

And I’z not 21….

instafail. :( :(

 
 
 
 
 
Nerd Girl

I agree. I don’t want to push my photos on just people who look at my blog or something. I agree that not having a public voting page is kind of unfair. Everyone should be able to vote for lolcats, and not just people who whore themselves out everywhere online. I think that defeats the true spirit of icanhascheezburger.

mags

I agree. It says “You are not required to email others or use our embed code to get votes.” but how the heck else are we able to if no one can see our entries unless we do, or get enough votes we happen to show up in “hot” for five seconds or so.

Spammers, have fun in Vegas.

A random drawing would have been more fair, if you think you’re going to have so many entries that you can’t let anyone vote for someone they don’t already know, who hasn’t spammed the heck out of others to get enough votes to show up.

Meg

Agreed. I thought my submission was pretty funny, but I don’t have a blog or tons of internet friends. The few I saw on the leaderboard were very funny, I wish I could browse through some pages or something and have more lulz… And help support other contestants!

Nerd Girl

I voted for yours just now because a) I thought it was funny, and b) out of principal. :-)

MissMeg3000

Tank you, Nerd Girl!

 
MissMeg3000

Herez anover if you want to vote 4 it too! :)
Yay for new frenz!