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dont eet me, dough…
i aer nawt tastee oar nootrishus
i can has popover nao?
Ophelia tells us several posts below that this not be bread making machine – this be a rice cooker!!!! Well, shows you how well we knows our kitchen appliances (my rice cooker is in a cardbord box that’s labeled “Instant Rice”).
But we be missing the obvious: Dis be a BORG KITTEH!!!!!!!!! Part kitteh, part machine; ready to be assimilating U! Reziztance B Futyle!
blargh. i are ded.
Son of Cieling Cat has risen from the bread… (sorree)
breefly rises from deth to say-dats teh faseeyest rice cooker i ebber seed.
*falls bak ded dramatikally*
sumdai teknoroljee gunna maek ytz sew wii dunno hao 2 wiep r rz!! oar iz dat wut teh tree iddle chellz am 4??/
eye goe wiv teh swer tikkitz ebberee tiem, pursonablee!
Demolishun Man! Win!
wuz furzt tiem eye sor teh samdra grl n thawt – she b gud. tehn she did speid – an iz troo – anywun hoo duz speid iz in trubbel!
I had that very model when I was in Japan, that’s mostly how I know ^^;;
A beleeb U, but ah thot waz eelektriky krok pot. A boylin top and sauspan R awl U need 4 kookin rys!
INSTANT RICE!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHA, is funneh cuz its troo, I haz one jus laik it.
orz it cud b teh proto-Dalek kitteh…”exderminate! exderminate!”
“kill teh Doktor” (or mebby “kill teh cat Doktor”)
Congrats, Mary! De b0rg still be wid U!
I B sad, tho – after being away for a couple days, I find that the new ICHC site still be VERY sluggish and consumes much payshuns. Maybe they can be callin’ in a miracle-workin’ engineer? Where b Mr. Skott????
mr skott sez “laddye, i canna do miraculls, i be too buzzee gettin my flote reddy foar JCH40K dae”
Does you hab yore flote reddy wif the b0rg theme? good!
I see you hab the Omega Molekyule as the centerpeece- looks lublee!
(umm, yore nawt goin to assimimimlayte teh revellerz aer you?)
*looks wurried* aer you???
SHIELDS UP!!
OK – Mr. Skott kan work on parade floats, but HAZ to then immediately return to fixing sluggish new ICHC site! Voting iz hard – takes 2 long – and iz still very difficult to go to previous pikshurs. What did Mr. Skott say in da movie, about too many improvements will overtake the plumbing?????
What browser are you using? I am on FIrefox and am having no problems at all.
I am on da Firefox, on da Mozilla…no matter – is suckin most treme..tremde..
ALOT!!
minnaloushe! Yeats FTW!!
I had a kitteh named Minnaloushe, but wen I spelled it fur teh vet tech,
she rote MINNALOUSAG, (she fot HE sounded like AG) so I gived up an calleded him Minou. Him wuz alll blak, varry hansum, an so smart I letted him
pick mah huzbin. Wenebber I brot a guy home, Minou wud wiggle in between
us on teh cowch, so teh day him got in teh guy’s lap an purred insted wuz
teh day I decided hoo to merry. I iz still merried an happy wif teh guy. My
Minnaloushe went to teh Rainbo Bridge yeers ago, but we keeps his pichur
in r libbing room.
Sry fur OT, but teh name Minnaloushe is full of win an awesome to me!
Iz gud name
and almost always available… i iz luckee to havs it many placez 
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R.I.P your Minou… Gud kittee – pix hubby!
Dat iz such a lubbly storree, doctorcat !! Minou bees clebber kitteh
Aw – whutta wunnerful storee!
Kittehs duz haz de speshul knollij uv hao peepuls reelee ar unnerneeth it awl.
Congrats to yoo an de happeh hubbee – an to teh “match-cat” who desided he wuz a keeper!
Hai doctorcat – an taht iz indeed a wunderful storee. But so troo – yoo were so wize to trust teh kitteh. Ai think teh kittehz reelee DOO noe!
Doctorcat, ur storee made me cri.
thx fuh shairing
i had probs awn bof IE(thru AOL) adn fire Fawkes.
While some reports say no problems on Firefox, others – such as those from the House of Spock – still haz problems on Firefox. Then there are those of us who are not in a positshun for one reeson or other, to be changin’ browsers til we find one that works wid the new ICHC. Hopefully the Big Cheezes flying the ICHC Mothership are still hard at work on fixing the new sistem that we can all again enjoys – they can b watching the parade on der monitors, but getting the cheezefrends re-combobulated agin takes top priority!
i shood be moar spesifical- up until today the fireFawkes wuz doin okay. but tooday’s prob seems to be a “timingoutserver” problem.
Eye haz a sad. *sigh* Sum tuymez mye posts show up, an sum tymez eet sayz “Dis payge canna be foun.”, “Plz tu be tryin agin.” or summat lyke dat. An a votin burgerz still r borked. Wii needz moar dan Mr. Scott…wii needz (r u reddi fur dis) a TEENAGER!
and den, wen I be tryin agin – sez – you done sed dat already before…
;-(
troo and wen u sez k fawgeddit, iz sumhao postedz newai!! most discombobulating!!! say wot?
Das a gud eydeah.
Wen joo fyne wun dat lissens to teh groed ups kin joo send it heer to halp me plz?
Ai will pay menny burgerz an boddles ob fizzy pop fur eh halp.
Myne is upstairz fiytin wid her brudder an skreemin an slammin as ushual.
Eye canna change da lawz uff kittehz! (Wii awl nose dat!)
Concatulationz Mary! Whut can wii due tu honor ur top spot?
oooooooTRIBBLE! i wuz hopin you’d hab a BIIIIIIG flote wif a Star Terk theeme wif lawts and lawts ob tribbles!!
(hee hee, should we put yure float neer teh Klingonz giglegigllegiggle)
Eye haz bigg Tribble float dat runz on quadotritacalie. Eye frowin tribbles out tu da crowd. Da bess ting izz, eye will NEBER run owt!!! <:-P
*klingonz eberyware aer running helter skelter*
wachout!!! dey aer hedded to n0 place in partikulur to raise a toste ob prune joos to JCH40K.
*puts mickrophone into face ob paniky Kling awn* Sir, whye are you running so fasts?
Klingon: Cheeses Twice!! its a tribbul! Get in teh bar!!!!
eye doan tink ur compleemntry dwink wuz rite at awl. eye figuh u moah goofy dan ebba!
cheeeses twice indeedz!!
an comgrakumalaishumz own hyttin teh towp spot an fynden ur apos tophy, ms mary O’
*thunk thonk* over to yew gc, foar a nupdate on teh parayde akrossed the pawnd…
(dat thonk thunk wus Scottee repairin the inershul dampers using spare parts ob punkshoowashun / gramma flote)
Ober hear in ikkelteenytineehingerland teh carnibal atmusfear am grajully dribblin awaiz az teh drkniss maek it diphykult 4 teh liddel waggins witch hab noe leits 2 manuber an awl teh camdelz bloo owt inna weendz. But teh fyrwex wear sumthink speshul n wii hoep dat u hab sum ob teh saem 4 wen teh ebenin kumz..sew lorng frum ur repersentaytiv heah on dis syde ob teh pawnd.
nyte awl. mai ceelin cat bless ur dweemz bigtyme!
oh oh, can we be in da parade? but not behind the tribuls or kling awns!
i haz a yella garden wagon an the kittehs halped decorate. we gots red blue and white streamers woven thru the sides, and baloons tied to it. and the kittehs maid a sign that sez WE LUB JCH4K!! the kittehs are in da wagon waving der paws and throwin kibble to the paraid goers. mai girl kitteh has a berry pretee hat own wif flowers. and da boi kittehs have on little bow ties. we iz habin the bestest time!
Yay!
meenwyal heer am sum impotent infumashunz 4 u:
Kittehlishus ♫
Kittehlishus ♫
4 ur kittehz in tehmz dishus!!
noo nawt bleughh flavr Kittelishus gushifudz: abaylabl in awl kwalitee reetayl owtlitz!
bai sum 2 dai!!1 joo noe it maex cents
teh happeh kitteh nawt putz pointee endz in ur leggz!
Kittehlishus ♫
Kittehlishus ♫
Gib ur kittehz wot tehmz wishus!!
‘Reeeeowww’
fanks fur dat entutayning adn infoarmatib repoart awn JCH4000K festibities in Teenee Tinee Ingerland.
Adn here’s an ewe’s update frum US Mews adn Whirled Repoart
Cuba’s mucho granday generalissimoe has stepped down in honur ob JCH40K dae.
Raoul is expekted to take ober as soon az he’s done signing on Phantom ob teh Operuh…
Kosovoh has deklared indeeepenents in honur ob JCH40K dae.
There is a littel red waggon shortage due to the produkshun ob Flotes for the paraed…but dats a gud fing foar teh shrinking manyoufakshuring segment ob the eeek ono mee….
A paddy waggon full o’ Klingonz has been hawled to teh pokey for being, well, being Klingonz. n0 place in partikular owner, no 1 in partikular has nawt desided weather to seek damajes foar teh damajes.
Adn, the cheeef persniketeepermitchekerupper has been hauled in foar dwinkin on teh job adn takin shinnee fings as payola.
Don’t forgets, tomorrow the US is shooting down one of our satelites for da parade; makes for nice fireworks!
(Just hoping large VW-sized flaming chunk doesn’t fall on anyone in the grand parade) (or ons my house)
ohai eberybuddy — ize been missing for a cupla days. I has important kweshjun:
WHAT ABOUT THE PARADE?
Needs the info.
Still time to plan float entry frum d’Beaker Laboratories?
Inquiring minds wanna knows. Yes, we duz.
its nawt too laet! we sabed you a spot! look around adn
jumps inn wareber you sees a nopen spawt!
(eyed aboid kontakt wif the klingonz, dough.)
And scurrying to get into line for the JCH4HDay Payrade is the float from d’Beaker Laboratories. And it is impressive, I must say. There’s Igor, up on top. He has … I can’t quite make out … a shovel, and something he’s brushing dirt off of, with a big smile on his face. And there’s Hans, helping him out by holding the big glass jar with the lid open.
Yes, that’s right. And behind them, the ginormous lazer is powering up. It’s been firing sizzling beams of brilliant red light over the heads of the crowd all along the parade route.
It certainly has, and the crowd loves it. Ooohs, and ahhhs, (and a few owies) every time. The big sign on the side, “Welcum Back JCH4gazillionK” is pretty good too.
And …. oooh, look on the back of the float …. it’s from the Biology Division of the Laboratories. It’s the Lolrus! He’s very excited about the petition to list him as an Offishul Enayngereded Species. Waving his flippers at the crowd.
True, true. It’s touching. Ob course, he still has an eye out for his bukkit, but he too wants to welcome Janet back frum her advenshures.
pssssssssszzzzzzzzzzzAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPssssss
oooh, there goes teh lazer again. Wut a great payrade….
Oh Hai. i wantz tu putz mai float in da parayd tu!!
In mai mynds – eye wantz a hyuj fowt wif lotz uv flowerz hangin eberyware
Lyke in da Roz Parayd. But sins i be layt i jus lyne up teh kittehs in potz an pull in mai littl red wagun. Dey be so kyut, nobodee notises mai lack uv plannin.
Welkum Home Janet!!!!
Fanks tu ceiling cat for bringin her home sayf!!!
O Hai, O thisncat (sorree – ai can nebber resist!) Thankz fur the welcome and for the adorabul liddle red wagun wif teh kittehz in potz. What a lufflee idea – an shur to bee a grate crowd pleezer!
Ai awnlee wish there were sum way to taek pikshurs ov this parayde – it iz reelee amaizing – (ai’m uzing taht werd too mutch – but – itz awl just – oh mai – ai’ve nebber seen enething laik thiz befoar.
Mary, u makez mee lol sew mush!
Ifn I cood find burgerz I wood gib u all of dem, but dey is hidin from meh!
heehee tehy ran Trubble wif Tribbblez Caturday nite heer…Ai wuz tinkin’ of yew, Tribble….. an fown myself quoting teh LOLTrek version ob it wen teh seens came on……”**sqeeeee*** invisibl Klingon” Ai wuz lol-ing lyke hyeena an mai frenz luk at me and make “coo-coo” hand jestures twirling round hed. Ai just lol’ed more…..
turtlol – ai think taht iz a unibersal trooth. Nawt WUN ov mai frenz understandz wai ai luv it heer. Tehy awl – liek Teho – smyle sadlee az tehy shaek their heds slolee!
An tehy ar SMART peepl – wif gud senses ov hyoomur. Ai doo nawt understand it. Ai guess we awl ar justs verree, VERREE speshul!!!!
tawkinz ob speshul, Janetz.. eye muss plojize 4 nawt mekkin a flote 4 teh prayd. eye hadda cell meye liddel bittezy waggin own eBai 4 2 feidz mai kittez demz favryt gushyfudz. Uddrwyze wood b payntid wiv Judge Dredd n Halo Jones ( az datz teh eezee bit az eyem doo taht 4 a libin! ). butt mai thortz am wiv u an ur cheezefrenz. mai u hab wun beeg happee dai awldai!! ebberee dai 4 dat mattah!
delimkaytelly draded hugz {{{JCH4K}}}
‘drawded’ eben!!
Ummm – gibbocat – cud yoo pleeze ’splain just a liddle bit bedder – whut it iz yoo doo fur a libin? Teh consept – it’z nawt coming in cleerlee fur mee.
Okey . . .duz yur furst nayme purrhaps start wif an “I” ??
If so – ai thinkz yoo duz nawt need to ’splain enething moar.
hunh? my brayne is awl wornded out adn i needz moar hintz.. HALP!
hmmm. draw…paynt…
owie. brayne hurtz.
*whispurrs* mary – google “Halo Jones.” Awl will bee reveeled.
*whispurss* you don’t think…wai kewl!
naw. no way. way?
ai think way. an – oh mai – an – ai feel faynt – an – oh mary!!!
Oh Hai gibbocat! U shood really put us out ob owr miseree hear. Can you do teh linkee ting wit your name so we can be sure taht we arent makin a mistake hear? We promiss nawt to be obnoxious abowt it.
you wont have to “blargh” us, oar anything…
ai don’t know – ai wuz traing to bee diskreet – but mary had dun such a spekaular job organizing taht parayed an ebreething taht ai wanted to . . . ai dint want her to hav to maek hur brayn hurt ene moar.
But – yoo guise – waht yoo purrhaps doo nawt yet noe – he iz devastatinglee kyoot! Akshullee, ai suspekt taht Maus iz reelee kyoot, too – well – ai probablee shudnt say wai. Butt – ai dont think wee shud tell enemoar peepl. At leezt – nawt yet.
“noms” teh werd. i woant let teh cat outta teh bag.
dat’s EYE-gore…….
Lol turtlol. Eye haben’t watchded da Trubble Wit Tribblez, synce eye seen loltrek. U rite, it wood be phunnier.
Sorri iffen diz commentz postez twize, eye haz had de hard tyme gettin it tu post at awl!
eye c u b rowndinz em up mary O~.
n u eben hab tyem 4 been furvest frum last wyal ur doon it 2!!1
wel dun
but mebbeh u needz 2 luk 4 ur postrofee – mussa gort cunfusmicatedz by teh gramma flote!
i got hitted in teh head by a bag o ????. owieee.
I will leaves the navigatshun of da b0rg flote to some drones, while I go under the pile of tribbles and snuggles with Kirk. Either I assimilate him, or he kan assimilate me. Both sounds good.
sew lorng az him duznt strt synginz!!
mary – yoo ar moast amaizing. Hao yoo can orgunaiz taht magna. . .namifi. . .macknif. . .troolee grate parayed AND urn a grate top spot – ai am – fur mee, eneway – speachless wif admirashun!
aw, gao on (say dat like Liza Dolitt uhl)
we has you for a muse…
an shee b sew dizzee frum teh bing awn da hed wiv ??? taht himz duznk noe wot her am dooin aneewai!
but shee gawt teh beeg hart an datz awl taht mattaz! !!1
But teh gud gnus iz dat teh drknez am happnin heah an teh fyrwekz am poppyn awl ober teh skai! lubberlee culerz n awl kyna shaypz. Hey waydamminit – sew clebbah. tehy maek beeg kitteh inna skai – lukz liek ceelin cat, mebbeh? wysh eye hadz uh kamra 4 2 kapchur diz 4 ewez! eye hoep awl am moevin awn wid ur prayd.
wuz kyna hoepin der meit b summa teh compleemntry dwinx leff?
* leenz on bawr chewyn nawt 2 complimentry knut* hei bawkeep. doan u gort noe bowltz 2 goe wid deez??? *hix*
awwwwwwwe! *clasps paws togedder*
moast lublee fyrewerks!
Fankyou, gc fur dat descripshun!
Wow luk at dem sparklees and pritty lites. concats on such a fantabulomus display ob teh fyre bangs!!!!
Oh – ai wroteded sumthing about teh fyrewerkz erlier an just wehn ai traied to poast it, teh hole serber went down – taekin mai commin wif it. It went sumthing laik this –
Ooooooooooooooo!!! AAAAAaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! Ooooohhhhhhhhh!!
Oh Wow!!! Ai seed it!! Ai can see teh beeg kitteh in teh skye!! Ai nebber, ebber saw enething leik taht befoar! Hao can tehy too taht? An OHHHHH!!! luk at TAHT wun. Ai do so luv teh sparliez fawling frum teh skye – an teh wunz wif the wisselz, too!
Ai just luv teh fyre werkz – libz teher a man wif sole so ded, hoo nebber to hisself has sed – WOW!!! FIREWERKS!
Ahhhh-mins!
An doncha lub teh liddel krakel poppitiez b4 tteh wisselz?
OOOOoooohhhhh!!! AAAAaaaaaahhhh!!!
Tihs haz bin sum grate dai!!!
“SO CLOSE TO JESUS, HE’S RUINING MY CREDIT”
SO CLOSE TO JESUS, HE VALIDATES MY PARKING
SO CLOSE TO JESUS, HE BRINGS PEOPLE BACK FROM THE DEAD JUST SO I CAN HAVE THE LAST WORD
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Gud wun!!
Litter Box: You’re doing it wrong!
Next bread baked there won’t taste good either!
Hm, dis nawt taste lyk raizin bred…
raizins is in bottom!
Kitteh be looking for da 4 and 20 blackbirds?
Praes be 2 jeebus
messy-anik bread takes 3 days to rise. (also, for some rezun looks like a kitteh)
is communnom bred?
now troof comes out – WUZ KITTEH!
havin nine lives makes messy-anik kitteh’s resuurection less impresive, tho
mae teh blesinks of Kitekat, Ceilingcat and Holycat be upon you.
nomnom
Mary O’s borg-liek precishun haz struck agin! Congradulamacashuns! Can ai gibs u a chawklit martoonie, wif eggstra chawklit?
why fank you! I nebber had wun ob dose! is dis a complimentaree drink, also?
Abso…ahb…wai yes it iz! Sez “Mary O FTW!”
iz your flote reddy fur teh parayed?
All set – r phizzix an reely hard mahts stoodenz has used dere strign feery to mayx bootimus strigns ob starz, an we has de hie skul marshin banned awl tooned up an reddy to goes!
furst place winner in string divishun ob flote contest! YAY!
ohhhhhh I jus getted it! Is complamentry becuz they complaments!!! I feel slow nao….
weez awl sloe affer mary O’!! shee b 2 kwik n smrt wiv it!
Mai puns ob steal, let me show u dem!
i iz makin a flote too… throo teh magik of teh interwebz i haz rescyood mai
boyz’z old liddle red triek frum teh trash, haz maed it not-rustee an fixd teh
borkded tirez. tehn i haz glood legos all ober it (legoz is wut we haz teh most ob
at mai howse) an tyed ballloololns ob mannee kolurz frum teh handulbarz an
haz a lawdspeekr playin “planet claire” by teh 52-bees. an frowin muches
candeez wile i riedz.
(stoopy wurdpress not rap teh wurdz aroun. i lieks to see wut i’z tyipin wile i’z
)
tyipn it!
dats da speerit! yoo aer herebye entered in teh cowntest fur best use ob recy culled mateeryeulz!
A guy sitting at a bar keeps hearing “You’re so handsome” and “Nice shirt”.
He askes the barkeep if he is talking to him.
The barkeep says, ‘No, it’s the nuts, they’re complimentary.”
Sorree Maus – ai must say it. Grooooaaaaaaannnnn!!
Fank you, fank you. I’ll be heer awl week…
and then there was the gal who rear ended a car on the way to work. as the driver got out of the car she realized it was a “little” person. He came up to the car and growled……. “I am NOT HAPPY”
oh, she says, which one are you.
snother groan du jour
*heddesk*
*focusing on decoratin mah widdle wed wagon fur teh parayed wile ignoring teh bad (but in a gud wai?) pun*
ooooo. datz lublee! do you wants to be in wif D Maries wagon oar by teh bagpyepers?
Oooh! I wuld be honorered to join wif D Marie! Fanks soo mush!
*starts pulling widdle wed wagon ovah to teh bagpypers and D Marie*
*patterz afteh pwndby2-4 kittehs* hear, you mite needs dese awn akkouwnt ob the bag pyperz
*hans ober boddul ob axpirin* sum peeps indigest dem, adn sum peeps stiks dem in teh eers.
fanks, mary’o! i duz liek bagpibers, but dey ar a wee bit lowd.
i may tri bof waiz: eatin sum, and stikking sum in mah eers. i’ll hab to maek shur to shaer mit mah kittehs – dey’ll liek to bat de pillz arown.
if NE1 else wantz teh axpirin, teh boddul will be in the widdle wed wagon wif teh kittehs. Halp urselves (to teh axpirins, nawt teh kittehs – except to borrow for teh snorglings).
*snorgle snorgle schmoo snorgle*
Fanks fur teh lend ob teh kittehs fur snorglez.
Minez hab got teh hump an gon owt inna cowld cowld foggee nite.-ai byed teh wrong gushee fud todae an dems nawt speekin to me.
I has teh sad:(
Ai fink teh kittehs hab forgibben me nao-tin ob Toonah maykes gud apollogee prezent.
(an it r brr chillee owtsyde)
Toonah an mumma’s warm cozee baskit will be acceptibble….joo mae have a liddle snorgle… okai dats enuff..
Ai’z glad yur kittehs forgibbed u fer teh nawt-rite gushee fuds.
An mah kittehs r bery glad to bee snorgled bai u! Anee tyme! Dey lubs being snorgled 0 until dey’ve had enuf, and bewair of teh pointee endz!
O Hai! Esme an I are here wit our Prairie Schooner. U made it lok like teh axel was borked, liek in the gayme, but it rolls jest fine. Doesn’t Esme luk kyoot in her sunbonnet?
Hai JCH4K! Welcome Home!
Thank yoo, D Marie. Ai must say – this – ai am moastlee so bemewsed bai mai welcom bak . . . ai can hardlee think ov sensibul thingz to say! But – ai LUV the Prarie Schooner – an ai just saw taht gayme – so ai akshullee noe (fur wunz) what yoo ar tawking about!! An Esme cudn’t luk kyooter – such a tinee sunbonnet!!
Thiz is teh moast spektakular parayde EVER!!
Pop! goes the Weasel… um… Kitteh…
Hawt toastee bunz! And comgrachumalatioz, Mary O, on nawt secund!
ware yat, eubie! fanks! choo wanna joyne teh paraed?
* Meep meep* Dribes up in liddel red waggin paynted bloo…
I can beez in tyme 4 teh parade, pls??? No, No don gitz owt ob teh waggin chikkingurls, teh bawloonz will caree it awai wifowt yoo innit. Notiss how teh chikkin gurls has created a lublee stachoo ob JCH4K out of dere bloo eggs. *Tehy has been takin kare ob beez nests- werkin obertyme! *
Hmmm Pplz lukz at idans funnee cuz iz sowndin lyke jus gotz bak frum teh land ob Oz….
“OK yoo gotz mee-i hadda trai teh heeliyum – jus wonce!! Oh noes…qwik!!! Grabz mai footz-Im flowtin up- up… Haaalp!”
Iz OK, iddd – ai got yur footz!!! an yoo DOOO souwnd funneh.
Ov corse iz nawt too layte! an oh, iddd – how verree clefur! Ai nebber had a stachoo ov mee maed of bloo eggs. In fakt, thiz is teh verree nawt second stachoo ov mee.
Thank yoo moast heartfeltlee – this wuz a lot ov werk. An ai am soo deeplee tuched an honnored.
furst place winnah in teh blue egg dibishun AND stachoo ob JCH4K dibishun ob teh flote contest!! YAY!
hangs bloo ribbun adn gold medal on toe ob iddd as it flotes upward…
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Easter kitteh take long time to cook – it been like tree dayz!
ma name is cookie… plz dun cook me
buy 1 free 1 latest japanese cooker
d 21st century promo
Kitteh just loafin’ around, tryin not to get crusty.
Praise teh ceeling cat!
uhm, that’s a rice cooker.
Hmm – kitteh can nawt bee frum the Loaves & Fishes storee – dere would be lots o loaves, but teh loaves wuld eated the fishies!
HalleLOLjah! Hee iz rizn!!
(sory fokes abuv mee, ai traiz to gib u cheezbyurgrs, butt dey haz disapp… dissap… gon.)
Kittehs do not lif by bread alone…
…tey also need CHEEZBURGERS !!!1!
No, kitteh! Eester is nawt for a fyoo weeks yet! Bak in teh bred-bakin tingamajig.
O Hai cheezefrens.. I do teh reading but not the postings. Haev to say, cyoot pic but liddle problem. Is rice cookur, not bred mashine. Is still appr.. aprop.. still werks tho, dis model called “Neuro Fuzzy”. Capshun could be “Neuro Floofy”
http://www.zojirushi.com/ourproducts/ricecookers/ns_zcc.html
So the capshun shud reed “I iz riced!”
Riced iz nice!
“Neuro Fuzzy” Dat naim iz hair-braned…..Iz definnuttly in da “whut?” cattegory.
acshually, refers to “fuzzy logic” wich yew might fink refers to teh thot processes of teh kittehs, but akshually is an hyooman fing, used to model nooro-type circuits to control things like …. rice cookers in far-away japan amd ofer places too.
[twirls propeller]
but i agree, duz soundz teh funny
pb – yoo know – since lcb appeered in her GH(wpoi), ai am maeking a list ov those heer hoo ar entitled to ware it.
Since – but OHHHHH! Nebber mind. Ai will add yoo to teh list at wunz. Ai totallee furgot taht ai wunz advized yoo to ware it to parteez as a chick-magnet!
Butt – ai purrsonallee WUD think it wud bee!!
*hed desk*
ai furgot to say how much ai luved yur marvelouz flote.
Teh lazurs, the beeg sine – but *gasp* – teh LOLRUS!!!! Ai – ai – well – mai feelingz ar kwite beyond werdz. An yur just bak frum yur trip. So – akshullee – ai must admit – it iz nawt at awl cleer to mee wai ai got teh parayde (’cept maybee ai hav a funneh nayme taht iz fun to play wif!)
But it haz shurlee been a lot ov fun!!! Az far az ai noe, it iz teh verree furst parayde heer – an mary an ebreebuddee reelee showed what tehy ar maed ov. Ai must admit ai’ve been luving ebree second ov it!!1
Thank yew, thank yew. Glad yew laiked the float. The payrade had much win and awesum. Eben teh lolrus enjoyed riding awn teh flote. We were kareful to keep him away from the wagun of D. Marie, just in case.
As fer teh whys and waire4s, teh payrade just a spression of how esteemeded you is here. Plus, fun. Donut forget teh fun.
And wile Ize here, wants to say thanks fer teh wunderful pome yew brought back from IRland. It got a little lost in teh parade excitement, but was kewl.
kthnxbai
Funny name? Naww. . .altho, I herd dat u plans to retire as JanetCanHas401K
JCH4milyunK,
Sew sorri ai misd yur paraid… but wellcum bak… ai em hole dun a leetle paraid herez 4 u… wif teh wheel barowl fum mai gardun…awl cobered en teh glitterz n sparkels frum mai crafz cubberd, n mai SKippy es holdun hymz stuft kitteh he gots 4 Christ Mass n frowin left ober valentinees choklits 2 ebery won!
Oh Luna Kitteh – that iz so sweet! Ai luvs teh sparlkee an glitteree wheel barowl. An SKipppy wif teh liddle stuft kitteh – hau cyoot iz taht!!!
An – hey!!! I jus cawt wun ov the left ober valentinee choklits! Tahnks – an YUM!
I is fluffy goodnes.
(is riz cooker not breadmachine)
Is a rice cooker kitteh sittin’ in, not a bread maker
oops – was supoze to put comment here!
the fiber ub dis thread… oh… nebermind…
Is that be where Spock got his pointy ears in da childhood axcident of which Kirk spoke?
Nah. Taht was a mekanakanical riec picker
Capt. Pike kitteh, half kittdh, half machine.
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Iz Japanese kitteh? Luk at the control panel of the rice cookah.
Ding! Kitteh is done. Hom-baekd kitteh is much more tastee and nootrishus than stor-bawt kitteh. Remember alwayz to use hol-graen when makin hom-baekd kitteh.
Hai, Chicken Girl. Ar yoo noo? Oar hav yoo started in teh last 3 weekz an ai just havn’t seen yoo yet?
Eneway – ai reelee leik yur blog. An did ai detekt a liddle FSM connekshun there? It seems to mee yoo ar way beyond yur yung yeerz in knowing teh whirled. An ai hoep menee peepl reed it. Ai shall certaynlee bee there again!!
JCH4K – I am noo to makin de postins… have ben readin for long time, but no talkin…
how do the peoples make their blogs link? how do some peoples have pictures and some not?
I don’t understan!!
kthxbai
Deer minnaloushe (an ai luv yur nayme, too!) – alas – yoo ar askin teh rong purrson. As yoo see – ai donut hav wun – an although ai hav accidentallee acquired a couple ov blogs, they ar EMTEE – becuz ai can barelee find tehm mayself again!! LOLZ.
Sumday ai hoep to know these things.
fur teh pikshur – if ai hav understood teh otters correktlee – yoo go to werdpress – an just follow teh instrukshuns. appairentlee (ai havn’t yet dun it maiself) there ar lotz of pikshures to choose frum – or – if yoo know how (which ai don’t) yoo can upload wun yurself an use it.
An it taeks at leest a day or so after yoo hav dun it for it to appear.
If yoo see “D Marie” (in bloo letters) – click awn hur nayme. There is LOTS ov information there about this playce. An it’s a werk in progress – moar interesting things ar added frum tiem to tiem. She is ar unoffishul offishul referunz librarian.
hai Janet, sry did nawt see ur response 2 comment!
Am lawng tiem lolkitteh reader, used 2 comment, then nawt so much, nao I comment againz!
Am happee u liek my blog.
well! da fiber of dis thread is broken….
stoopid hooman… dis makes no sense here!
still teh funee!
DOH!!!
’nuff sed.
Ceiling cat’s minionz
are in Ur kittehchen appliancez, watching Ur ebery move
o.o darn… my dad owns one of those.. they have this little batter mixer in the bottom, wonder where that went into XD
Istan Messyah Kitteh- just add yeest.
O Savier Kitteh,
giv us dis day, hour daily bred.
Lol, is that a fryer he’s sitting in?
Definitely a rice cooker.
I iz ricin…. hmm, dat’s poiyson!
Keerful kitteh. tings dat rise from bee-eeng feeled wit yeestez, R full ob gassez, wayteeng to B reeleesez.
This got a belly laugh out of me and my BFF. Thank you ICHC!
Shouldn’t that be
Lazarus Cat has risen from the Bread?
Kitteh haz risen indeed… Amen
I was just gonna say this! Amenz!
teh covenant catch master cheef kitteh while iz napping
I has rizen to remaek dis wurld!
sez dracula kitteh
Prittee Wun’s bredd
d’oh iz kyndaz bland. Feenkz itz
needz Cup ubz Kitteh
Cup ubz Kitteh maykz
ebbeefeengz tayst bettah. Maykz
Hewminz happeh 2
Bredd Maykurr iz
moar ubz a feenkeeng spawt. Feenkz
I’ll goez taykz a Nap!
Jack.
OT, jist fur fun
“herding Catz” http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8
Lub yu all.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
i can be cat herder nao i payd by dues “organizing” teh parayde?
*sews on littul merit badge dat sez “cat herder in trayning”
bubbashoomin – tath wuzn’t OT at awl!!!!! It WUZ eggzaktlee whut mary O’ wuz doing!
An now wee noe!!1
U lyke dis two?
http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/View.aspx?Musclezihaz128474160389531250.jpg
yup!
Ceiling Kat, teh urlie years.
Resapey fer Kitteh Lofe:
Taik 1 Kitteh
Snorgle
Repeet.
Servs 1.
I r stupid merican. Thot it wuz bred maker two. Kyoot, anywai.
Don’t feel too bad – wee awlmoast AWL thot it wuz a bredmaeker!!!
adn i haz a bred maeker adn (much simpler) rice cooker. still fooled me!
Flied Kitteh?
Dough!
IA IA KITTUHLU FHTAGN
omg i wuz in tears of laffter at this one… i dunno why, itz just soo funny!
It tooked me won dai tew get teh capshin, :p
Someone needs to get a kitty in a breadmaker so I can make a “Jesus kitty has risen from the bread” pun.