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Playin’ da majic flute
oar bag pypes!
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Everybody was Kung Fu fighting…
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It wuz a littl bit frytnin
Dhoz kikz wur fast az lytning
But dehy did it wit expurt tyming!
hai
baby
WHAA-HOO
Could be bagpypes – but kitteh seems to be staggerin’ a wee bit….couldn’t have had a nip o’ scotch before he started?????
yup. he be a bagpiper frum teh paraed adn took a lil nip frum his hip flask.
I heard that waz alot of nip-taking at da parade – I wouldn’t knows, as I wuz under the pile of tribbles wid Kirk on Tribble’s flote. Did hear that b0rg flote folloed directives, and similated many. Drones also felt woozy from assimilating too many nips from da hip flasks.
Whut u doin wit Kirk on mye flote???
uh-ooooes.* raises eyebrows*
*rustles thru handbag foar pen and liddul noatbuk*
thinks to self, dis culd be good!
borroez kamra frum mary o’ – shee noe b neadinz it an 2 bizzy ritin stuph
whispuz * du eye shootz nao oar ownlee wen derz blud?*
you seem to hab a grasps ob teh sichuashun- just be diskreet…
It WAS good. VERY good. *smiles contentedly*
picherz ob ’smug grin’ weel b abailabul awn meyespayz!
Let me furst fix mai make-up and hair.
Ib UR luikin 4 “7 ob 9…” she’s now in teh nawtee barn.
paws – ai do nawt leik to admitz this – but – sumtiems ai cannot fathom yur meening. Liek now! Iz purrhapz a Star Trek ref? Ai hav noticed taht yur depth ov knowlej on the subjekt iz amaizing! (owiee – taht WERD again – mai depth ov vocblularee will amaiz no wun!)
Seben ob Nyne wuz a usedtobe Borg. She wuz on Cap’n Janeway’s ship, ah thimks…
Seben ob nyne wuz teh onlee reazin mi husbin wun kondeesend 2 wach Star Trek eben sumtimz! Herz beooti haz no bownds. ( Needer duz herz bodi!) She weared a skin tite bodi soot an wuz purr-feckshun!!! Shi also wuz beree lyke Spock in herz finkin.. Beree logical.
Sorta lyke MaryO’- Logikkal, smart, funee, slinkee bodee soot….
mebbeh ay nip ob teh catnip?
rnt u b werkinz, mary O’, fur teh bayl munnee? aor am u leebin teh klintonz in teh pokeh?
i figgure i’m gonna lettem stew in dare own jooses fur awile. den mebbe go takeum sum tribbuls.
dat’ll lern um, dern um.
letz take a survey bout SJ, dough.
shuld we leab her in teh klink? oar bayle her oot?
duuno!!1 hoo am ‘SJ’??/
she be teh persniketee permitcheker upper. look bak at “voices tell me things” i fink dats ware we plan to side twak Her Nosiness.
eye membah teh plan 4 teh shynee tingz payola!!
thx
sowwee 4 bean sew dum!
as it’s nao tomorrow, mebbe we can has bail 4 SJ? she can has a mandutorree cow’n’sellin seshuns?
oooo. gud
Oh mary, ai think we must bayl hur out! She’s awnlee doing her job – an teh parayed (thanks again {{{{{{mary}}}}) iz over – an wee needz hur fur teh witty repartee – at wich she is second to nun! :8
Besidz – she gibbed mee mai pitchfork. Ai am furebber grateful to hur fur taht. So ai must pleed fur mercee fur hur.
Darn – ai hav furgotted how to maek teh simpul smilee fayce alreddee. Heer tehn, iz teh bee grin – which ai CAN do!!
adn own teh subjek orf sumtink 2 nibbuls ( mebbeh beek oarz eye iz hungerd )
wii haz am impotent messij……..
messij frum owa sponza:
noo mauz shaept kibbul in stoar nao!!
berree newtrishus
gud 4 teh pointee bitz in teh mowf tu!!
awl noo nawt so bleugh flavr.
happeh kitteh im teh haus ♫
gib dem kibbulz shaept liek mauz!! ♫
abaylabul @ awl gud retayl owtlitz.
clekt teh kibbul toekinz 4 a phree frij magnit nao!
happeh kitteh im teh haus ♫
nomz awl kibbulz shaept liek mauz! ♫
ps:
‘reeeeeowww’
sew – howz teh parayd kummin alawng? las eye herd wuz dey stuk @ teh itnersexshun ob JCH4K bvd an JCH4K bvd, serklin teh JCH4K stachoo, wundrin wedder 2 goe up JCH4K abenoo 2 teh JCH4K erportz
oar goe teh lorng wai roun bia JCH4K abenoo 2 teh JCH4K choppingz maul!
this just in- there has been a big pileup on teh JCH40K Boolevard at teh roundabout.
earlee repoarts menshun teh collishun ob Phillipe dBeekerLabs flote adn a flote frum a competing lab (formerlee ob the saem megaconglomerate)
M T d’Beeker labs LLC.
updates at elebentee.
And now this update …. parade commentary has a full description of the d’Beeker Laboratories float coming down JCH4K Avenue, just pass the big, elebenty-story high neon TV moving picture of JCH4K, at the other end of the plaza from the stachoo.
Yew can read the whole fing back on teh I Has Risen thred.
Back to yew in teh stashun.
further updaet- analysts are viewing inslowmo, pixel by pixel video ob the Phillippe d’Beaker lab Flote to determine teh cause foar the cat astro fee.
Eerly repoarts menshun pawsibul cauzez: , flying punk! shuwashun?!, clones,
brane splating; distrakshun ob dribers by the elebentee storee high imaj ob our belubed JCH40K. Operahaterz ob Hi speed lazerz under teh inflooence ob the nip also seem to hab played a roll.
We nao returns you to noarmal broadcast ske dueling and join “The Continuing Saga ob JC Penney Laen” in praw gress…
(cue theme sawng)
…on teh coarner ob JCH40 millyun Kats,
dere is a roundabowt dat maeks yore brane goo splat…
and teh kitties lub the cheese adn mac;
Igor finds the branes.
berry stranj.
penney change is in my chayr for pizza pi (da da da dadada)
wetngushie fud, adn nip adn mice (dadadada dadada)
-i sip, adn meenwile bak
on Penney lane… ♫
FTW!
eggzakerlee!!!
*pant pant pant* an heer i comz bringin up teh reer pedelin fast as
i kanz on mai boiyz’z old liddle red trisikle wich i reskyood from teh
dump frew teh magik ob teh innerwebs, an maed not-rustee and fixded teh borkded tires an glood legoz on (cawse taht’s wut we haz at owr hows)
wit baloloons ob mannee kulors tyed to teh handlbarz an “planet claire”
by teh 52-bees playin frew tehn loudspeekr an frowin handfluss ob candees
ebreeweherz *pant pant pant*
YAY! you made it- in all senses ob the phrase! here, katch yur breth adn hav a nice , cold, complimentaree dwink.
*dwink whispurrs* good werk! excersise becomes you!
*faints*
Hai, CH – congrachewmalayshuns!
Ai doe dans to Rockee moosic foar yew!
*DUN! Dun dun duhh! Dun dun duhh! Dun dun duuuuuuuh…*
*Throaws shaypes*
That be about how Rockee talks, izn’t it?
tie chee kitteh – retrnz tygah 2 mowntin – bowf siedz!
Dis crittur b kitteh? How kum he haz goggie fais?
u noe herd ob dis guyz?
iz teh tao ob tie chee 2 nawt b der wen ur opponintz striex.
wud bedda wai dan 2 b diz guyzt as wun ob dem?
but himz ownlee prktysinz awn teh dragoncoptah – wich am mush liek ‘pheel teh fawz, look!’ wiv alek ginniz n teh shinee blk flowtinbawl!
looks mor like bball. y r ther nvr any hckey pics? I’m a hckey playr…..
can u guess who i am? heres a hint: I play on the Florida Panthers.
oops… K.D. is my friends name. T-vo is my nickname.
Snakes b followin’ him out of Ireland.
naw, nawt st pawtwik
is st georj. he be battlin dat dwagon fly
Dragonflies be eazier to kill than reptilian dragons (’specially da ones which embodee SATAN!!!!!). But I loves de dragonflies. I haz several pet dragonfliez in da summer at our pond. We playz wid da gardenhose together, and dey poses for close-up pikshurs for me.
dey are amaaaay zing liddul werks ob art, arnt dey?
Dragoon flies eat mosquitos. Good to have around!
Wish we had a bunch around heer. Centrail Florida has mosquitos. Lots of mosquitos. Do not want. Srsly!
Haz u de new & improved zebra striper death mosquitoz?
In the mid-atlantic – new modelz arriving yearly… very eeeevil.
Stayz out all dayz and nights, and maek very baaad itchy bites…
hmm… mosquito poetry.
float like a bumble bee sting like a butterfly
He be a kitteh, not a boxer.
But mai naybor haz a boxer – she be very sweet.
mai pol am luk liek boxur wiv teh bandij ober himz noez! an him naemd aftur pollux hoo b a boxur 2, een teh myflojeez!
In teh cleering stans a kitteh an a fiter bai himz trade
An he carriez teh rememberies of ebry mauz dat he trakked down
or cookie dat he eated with much nom nom nom nom nomz
O luk a pritty dragonfly, and the kitteh staiz an playz
Leaping Cat, buzzing Dragonfly
wanna fite teh bearz? cummon i can has u. gimme ur bestest.
Kitteh loozes his balins but still winz teh fite!
Why, U………….I’ll get ur puny lil dragunfly butt!
Flyin away, huh? I skered u gud, u lil chiken! Dat’s it – run home to mommie!
CrouchingLeaping Cat,hiddenbuzzing Dragonfly!(since it won’t post right away I doing it over.)
weird press buggin you, eh?
muss polyjize fur awl teh dubbul powstinz er leer!! wuz habbin beeg twubbelz wiv teh wdpruz tiemworpz!!
mai bad!
naw, doant wurry. great pomes!
Rodney, how you do those scratched-out wurds? Dat’s cool!
YEH! enkwiring mindz wanna no!!! we gotz our imitashun geek hats wif traning wheels on…
I knoes how to do this. I didded it earlier today, but nobuddy axed *me* bout it.
*pouts*
But I tells u anyways. U starts wif a pointy bracket like this:
Then u type teh wurds u want to show as scratched out.
But wait, there’s moar. U has to stop teh scratching out by putting teh same thing after teh wurds, only wif a slash in front of teh wurd “strike”, like this: /strike
So if u want to cross out a wurd like, o, I dunno, troll, u would put:
troll(wifout teh spaces, of coarse) and u will see:
trollmah credensuls? Let me show u:
www://picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/MugShots/photo#5168860184392298466
Ratzenfratzen. Mah code example, let me do it over.
[strike]crossout text here[/strike]
Put (greater than sign) instead of [ and ]
crossout text herewe gonna try dishey i did it! fanks
rite! new ICHC wont show the html code brackets wheher there are spaces or not…so: pointy bracket open to the rite,”strike”,pointy bracket open to teh left; yer werds to be struck owt; pointy rite brackey(usually over teh comma), forward slash, “strike”, and end pointy brackey(usually over teh period)
oar:
yer such a longwindedgasbagSmall,shaddapuh, shoarter nekst tyme, ok!Oh, gourd, I muss be stoopy. Dont reely unnerstan dose explunashuns. I has to fiddle aroun wif it to see if I gets it.
Fanks lolcatburgler (wonse agenn, I bow beforr ur clevverosity). An fanks to cSmall also too.
Ib U noze NEwun daht dooz pro gramming stuff, ask dehm abowt HTML tagz.
yu iz nawt stoopy!
html iz pritty simpul: give it yer commands – i for italic, b for bowld, strike for
striked owt, u for underlyne(i thimk) – inside teh poyntee brakkets at eether end of wut yu want diffrent. to maek it stop, yu put teh / forward slash inside teh brakket before teh symbol of wut yu want stoppeded. eech command inside it’s own brakket – don’t put i and b inside one brakket to get italic and bowld – musst be separate commands.Teh pointy brakkets ar usually on top of teh comma and teh periods on yer keybored…
oooh. ah lubs teh innerwebs. u is teh html code 4 underllining, but it is also teh beginning of the code for weblinks oar sumthing, so many times pages wont recognise just a plain u command…they thimk there’s moar coming. so use some other emphasis – ie: i oar b…
fun!
Ai wuz just wundering hao menee peepl heer had teh rite to ware this . . .crown??? Yoo noe, ai just luvz knowing hoo iz hoo an whut they reelee doo – but hao purrfishent must wun bee to ware thiz hat. Ai noe taht Maus haz vereee hai standardz.
izit as in stryke owt ?
hmmm. lukks lyke WeirdPress willnot accept mah html
HUMPH
yeesh. lukks lyk WP willnot accept mah incorrect html!
tite roap walkuh wif inbisibul titeroap and inbisibul umber ella.
invisibul trolley
teh teriblee twee twollee?
invisabul hug
aaaaaaaaaaaaaw, you win.
kitteh lookz liek heh redy 2 fite. louk closliy at teh imeag ind u wil sea a draigin fli on thu rite sied. kitteh wans to fite it?
skinee kitteh needz 2 balk up!
invisable butterfly net for the anisopterologist kitteh
puddemup! puddemup! aikn fiet ya wif won paw tieded behien mai bak! aikn fiet ya standen ahn won fut! aikn fiet ya wif mah iz klozd! oh flyen up ahn me eh? wy ail murduliz ya!
Choo gotz da Eue ub da Tyger but
Eye gots chur noze!
::squeals screams squees -n- runs da obver way::
coool
))))
Totally awf te Fred, but noes NE1 where beez Salleh? Bin awt uf tuch fr a wile. Hopz shez bak sune.
Ai think Salleh iz ok. She haz mooved into a haus (an playce) taht duz nawt hav a gud internet connekshun. She sayed she iz luking fur a way to connekt bedder, but it may taek sum tiem.
An she misses ebbrewun a lot. But she haz nawt left uz!
am glad taht at lees she haz a howse.
a howse, she haz it.
Luks moar lik da legz of da tigur ta me! Dey iz stripey
i can has contender?
u wants a peez a meh?
kitteh also haz thigh of teh tiger
Iz a meen, leen fighten masheen.
berree leen!!
Rockem sockem robots – kitteh style!
Do yeh liek dags?
Snatch dat dag!
Srsly, I tink mah son pesstured mee into watchin dat abowt elebbuntee billyun times by now. Dat’s a great movie.
Kitteh, mebbee u not bee so fitey iffn u had a full tummee.
Heer, hab sum gooshee fud.
I’m not sure if it showed up anywhere as of yet, since I frankly can’t even read half of the gibberish posted on here, but I thought I’d add the potential caption:
“Float like a dragonfly, sting like a bee”
(it looks suspiciously like a dragonfly, anyway… though the more historical ‘butterfly’ version would work as well).
While the cat is white, let us not forget that Rocky wasn’t much of a dancing boxer; he just took punishment very well. Mohammed Ali was significantly more cat-like in his speed and balanced, predatory grace.
invisible amateur pole dancing.
wutz about crouching tiggerz??……..u gotz dat??
Wash on wash off wash on wash off, circles in perfect harmony, wash on wash off
Invisible Jazz Flute
Letz all do de highland fling…orz even betta, da cannon dance!
lol