BABY BLANKET
ur doin it wrong
iz nap tiem after eating baby #1.
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kitteh: BLARGH
U iz tu gud. We mus dans. but vewy quit. Baby elephant walk?
oooooo. i lubs teh babee elephunt walk…gourd hed!
but i see dat Tribbul has tied, so if she’s nawt too tired frum teh parayde, mebbee she’ll come adn joyne in the fun!
Whi tank u eye wood lub tu. Mye armz r tyred from frowin awl da tribbles intu da crowd, but eye wantz tu lurn da baybee lolphant walk.
Congratch, Mary an Tribble! So ai iz misssded parade for JCH40000K? I sowreee
noes, itz nawt too layte!! wif teh majik ob your majik flote combyined wif the majik ob ICHC adn our frequent flyer miles on teh space/time kontin you umm machine we can achieve time trabel at will., just insert teh rekord ob yoor eskapades on sum ob the previous piks! Just don’t let your “past self” see your “”current self” or “fyuchure self” -GREAT SCOTT, no. it would ccause a messy time paradox. We’d need lots moar GH wif POI to fixit. or a DeLorean.
u nebber stawpz been goophy, duz u!!?
happee gnuze!! Teday yam mai burfdai. eye fergitz awl bowt it wiv awl teh parayd n stuph! sew mebbeh eyekan joyn wotz lepht ob teh sellybrayshunz..?
yay 4 mii – anudder ear owder an nawt mush wyzah!
happee birfdae!
p.s. i seem to hab an endlez supplie ob goofy.
*wanderz off, wundring…. hmmmm. wut’d bee a good wae to sillybraet gc’s birfdae…”
iz nawt burfdai wit u 4 ay cuppla howaz.
sew eye mebbe gorn az iz bowt 5 ayem in teh ikkybittee teenytineehingerlund.
btw
teh meyur ob hay stins senz a beeg fanx 2 JCH4billionK 4 teh parayd been sush ay suxess an keapin dawn teh lebel ob crym. probiblee doo 2 teh numma ob pleecis gardz teh liddel wagginz ( u noe dis aeria b faymus 4 smugglinz n pie racy – datz haokum tehr wuz moar pleecis dan wagginz in teh prayd!! )
butt teh pleecis joynt in wiv teh mude – sininz teh laffin pleecman sawng, wich gowz “ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho he he he he and sew awn!! verree intimidaterinz 4 awl dem ne fairy us tiepz , speshully wen dem bangin tehr trunshonz awn tehr ryut shealdz! but teh 4 pawt harmunnee tuk awai sum ob teh mennay sing ej.
sew itz anudder beeg fankyu 4 JCH4gadzilliumsK an den sum.
deer gibbocat – doo ai unnerstand thiz rite? today – well – nau it’s tomorrow. Yoo meen – yur birfday iz akshullee awn teh 20th? So we can has tomorrow to sellehbrayte? An – yoo ar up VERREE layte, arn’t yoo?
But – ai must thank yoo an mary again fur teh parayde, Indeed, ai cannawt begin to thank yoo bof enuf. Ai hav had, in menee respeks, a rather spektakular lief – but nebber, nebber ebber did ai expekt enething laik thiz to happen to mee.
So {{{{{{{mary}}}}}} an {{{{{{{{gibbocat}}}}}}} an {{{{{{{{ebreebuddee}}}}}}}.
Hi JCH4K!
I sry I misseds all uv teh partyingz and paradez 4 u.
I ben out doing uzzer tingz.
But it lookes likes der wuz a fine time had by all.
While u wuz goned, i tryed cleening up some uv deh splortz.
But it iz a hard job and deh wuz kittenz full ov the cyootnesses.
Wii did sum restocking of the CCc with teh possum shaped chokklits.
And also a babboon bakside. To offset sum uv the cyootnesses.
We also hav akwired a hot koko dispenser wif whipped creme and
chokklit sprinklez.
**whisperz**
And der iz also some peppermint schnopz for the cold daze.
cweenmj – thankz fur teh updayte. Ai still havn’t had teim to go bak an see what ebreewun wuz up to – too much fun at teh paryade today – an awl teh welkomz yesterday.
it iz a hard job keepin up wif teh splortz when teh pikshures ar reelee kyoot. Wee needz to hav a beeger staff – tehre uzed to bee moar volunteerz.
Hmmmmm – hawt coco – ai’ll bet taht iz a beeg hit. Ai wuz a bit surprized at teh beeg demand fur the Scotch! Just wehn yoo think yoo know teh peepl. . .
Ai guess wee don’t hav to whisper about the peppermint schnopz – since wee hav NINE varieteez of Scotch!!!
Soundz liek yoo did a reelee grate job!!1
U r moar dan welkum, Janet!!1
eye haz lubbed it wen awl teh peepz joynd in teh parayd wiv mush imajinashunz an stuph. ( moaslee dew 2 ms Mary goadinz em awn!! )
an awsum biggee “YAY” 4 awl teh cheezepeepz an der kittehz 2. wivowt witch tehr wood b noe ICHC at awl. Bigsum YayyayYay 2 tymz estra 4 teh kittehz!!
adn gibbocat took hardlee any goading at awl- nebber eben had to threten him wif teh lektrik cattle prod. nope, nawt eben wunce!
teh cakkel pwod sounz interessin..? mebbeh nest tym eye dragz mai feetz a liddul..
Oh, ai noe, ai noe. (attempting too sownd mutch leid Prunella Scalez awn “Fawtee Towerz”)
It wuz remarkabul. Ebbreeteim ai lukked – tehre wuz anudder flote!! D Marie wif Esme in hur liddle sunbonnet! An Tribble wif her tribbles. An thisncat . . .oh! I shud noe bedder tahn to start nayming naymes – too menee grate thingz. An teh marching band ! and the lemurs leeding out. An teh kittehz in potz. An teh dansing kittehz in teh tutus. Never befoar haz tehre been such a parayde!!!
Ai think, deer gibbocat, taht a grate hush mite hav fawlen upawn teh crowd had yoo nawt had to cell yur liddle wagon awn ebay to feed teh hongree kittehz – ai’m shur yoo hav notized bai nao taht tihs iz a groop ov peepl hoo REELEE appresheate tath kind ov thing!!
gigglolz!! But mary – a did see yoo wif a whip! Ai think yoo reelee skered a couple ov peepl!
yesh, i habn’t seen hied nor hare ob no 1 in partikular sinz i craked teh whip…
reely, my bark is muches werst dan my bite.
Oh mary – ai haetz to doo tihs, but ai hav to go to bed. Ai reelee didnt want thsi day to end. This haz been so much fun fur mee – an ai think ebreewun else had a lot ov fun, too.
So – gud nite. Ai still has to pinch maiself – waht a day!!! Akshullee – waht a TWO days. Thankz again, mary. werdz just aren’t enuf.
i am pleased taht you enjoyed JCH40K daze. It wuz mye pleshure.
Happee Birfday gibbocat!!
I singing u teh birfday song:
happee birfday 2 u
u libz in a zoo
wit lionz & tigrrrs
An munkees like u.
wii can haz cake n ice cremez noaw?
i wun duh if mye goophi rubbed awf on cweenmj? oar mebbe teh otter way round?
Oh jes, i lubz deh otters 2!!
Uh-oh. I seez teh trollz R voting agen.
Who gaved them teh voting ritez?
I no dis iz not teh plais 4 smakking peeplez,
but i wud like 2 smakking dem.
Killing dem wit kindnesses iz not my style.
After all, I am teh Cween.
Can I have off wit der hedz?
yesh, m’ladee. you can haz off wit der hedz!
shood we bild a gill yoo teen? oar shudz i cawl out Fyumi Gator adn pt her in ’sudin deth ‘ moad?
Gilleeteenz r so messee.
n den wii wudz be having to do kleen up.
iz enuff to kleening up the Splortz.
So I likes deh sound uv ’sudin deth’ moad.
tank u mai cween!! yam soe honurd bai ur sorng. sew sweetsum n thankphullee shawt!
hab a kookee!
tank ewe 4 deh cookie, gc.
I will havingz it with a glass uv milk
& then I be going to bedz. iz 11 o’klok heer.
Glad u wuz liking teh song.
I wuz lerning teh birfday song when I wuz just a liddle kid.
Caek? WANT. (Habbee belaited burfday Gibbocat!) i mizzed caek. I haz a sad.
gibbocat – ai just rote a happee birfday thing fur yoo an tehn mai kitteh Cinders jumped up awn teh keebord – so ai hav to start agayn -
dat iz awsum sweetz ob u, janet!! mai kitteh caz iz awlatym sittinz awn teh keebrd n messin up mai tie pin!!
hugz 2 u {{{j}}} an biggysum hugz 4 {{{{cinderz}}}} teh edytoryal cat!:)
LOLZ!!! Oh mary O’ – tehre MUST bee too ov yoo! Nebber in mai leif hav ai seen enewun in so menee playces at wunz!
Ai will joyfullee dans to teh babee elefunt wawk fur yoo an Tribble. Speekin ov – wuan’t taht sumthing? Seein awl teh peepl scrambing to ketch dose tribbuls she wuz tossing out to teh crowd? Breftaiking!!
zauberflote – wee hav nawt yet met – but wud yoo leik to dans wif mee? Iz much funnier wif moar tahn wun purrson!
We’ll sort ov dans an pranz, wif a caper oar too frown in fur funzies, OK?
*dans dans dans – pranz dans pranz – CAPER!!! Whoo hoooooo!!!
w00t! wlecome bak JCH40+K. danzing just duznt sparkul wifout yew!
C!!1 eye nude it!! mary O’ b multy pleyenz moar eberee tym eye lorgz awn!!
but wii amz lukky, janet, 2 hab sush a smrt cheezpeep(s) az teh mennee mary O’s mekkin teh phunnyest commints awlatym!!
N eye muss tank hr 4 gibbin mii teh honur ob ophishullee stawtin ur prayd!!1
tak sa mykket, tussen tak an awl beeg {{{{J&M}}}} tank yew!!
Oh yes, gibbocat – ai cudn’t agree moar. mary maekz ar ICHC whirled go round. But so menee ov teh cheezpeepz ar – just amazing. Ai don’t noe hau long yoo hav been heer, gibbocat – but it can’t bee moar tahn too weekz, cuz taht’s about hao long ai’ve been goan.
But – ai can hardlee wayte to see waht yoo thinkz of teh rest ov the peepl taht haven’t been heer – but wayte! ai don’t know waht ai am tawking about. Ai still havn’t been bak to see what went awn whilzt ai wuz gon! Maybee yoo HAV met moast ov the peepl. But a funnier, nicer, smarter bunch ov peepl ar nawt to be found enewhere upawn the fayce ov teh urth.
tru, janet! eyeyam gettin 2 C dat moar eech tym eye bizit!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Xk8QVfogjE
babi lolphant walk. not just fur balprks nemore.
so much win and awsum B_ha!!!!!
ah lubs dat sawng!
kitteh:dont just standere, HALP
kitteh finks to self: i hope i can find teh receept. dis babee don’t fit rite.
i can has returned merchandize?
lyte bloo wrong for mai winter coloring–need gem shaydz lyke emmerdoldor lectrick bloo
hao kum u dooz taht??
ebberee tiem eye lukz der am anudder mary O’ furvest frumlazt happnin.
Corncachumalayshumz, maryz! ( tehr muss b 2 ob U!!
fanks, muches! blaem it on COOKIEE’S HUMAN. She parshullee assimilated me…
eye bileebz yt!!
the WWF attempts to expand it’s franchise … again
iz Bowncin Baybee Boi vs. Mistur Tibblez! (i suspeks Mr. Tibblz wuz payed to taek a dive…)
)
(not taht dis wuld eber REEELLY happn in teh WWF, wuld it?
u gnoe tehr b ay taybul ligg in teh pixtur..? mebbeh teh bebbeh wuz in skai diev moad n teh kitteh saybed himz??
Whi u haz tu bring dis intu ower hows?
Plum amazin howkum kittehs kut teh liddel hoominz so mush slack wen tehy pullz stuntz liek tihs wun. Hopphullee teh baybeh iz nut puttin himz hole wayt on teh kitteh, n dis kitteh luks jigundously hyuj (a’mos az big az teh baybeh!)
Stawp, drawp, and role.
WWF joonyor dibizyn champ!!
kittah sez
hooman brainz developmahnt teekz timeh *sigh*
den howkum kitteh don’t b smrt nuff nawt 2 b tehr wen bebbeh landz??
mebbeh kitteh sakry fize demsewlf 4 mekkin shua teh bebbeh nawt b hertz wen bimp noez n *hedrug*..?
gud kitteh! estra gusshhifudz 4 U!!!1
*sigh*
And, dis bebeh iz onwee gonna get beeger.
An den….wun dai…..will be tee nayjr.
*beeeeg sigh*
kitteh needs mor babysittn monie anyhoo. Scuz if not gud lolcat speak, but i’m new to KSL
Welkum EAB!
yer lolspeek is just fyne!
dis notz bebehsittin, dis called cat-sittin! Kitteh getz payed per pownd per minit maybee?
dat’s why him a fat cat, heh heh heh…
welkum EAB!! eyem prittee gnu heah meye selph. But iz ownlee teh phingurs dat haz ennee problimz wiv lolspeek – teh braynz noez it orto matixally!
juss doan b frayed 2 ryte wot u liekz.
chrz
Bebbeh thimks
“ah will lurvs him, an skweez him, an cawl him Jorj”
Kitteh thimks
“ah noes hao dat storee ended for Jorj…cawl meh Bob”
Tolerance cat…
…is being tolerant.
babbeh sez – hey!!! iz tryin to crawl here!
kitteh sez – hey!!! iz tryin to nap here!
baybee not sleepn, baybee mez… mesr… straytin out to see ifn him longer than kitteh
lol it reminds me of the time when I saw my female dog humping my male dog. I’m so glad I never ran across any problems like this!
pity baybee ifn kitteh dezide to kick back legs. Much owie!
Sry 4 teh wrd way f ritine; thz s 2 hrd 2 du.
It’s amazing just how good many cats are at not hurting human kittens!
My sweet, aptly-named Chaos, who died at 17 a couple years ago, never harmed my now-13-yr-old son, despite being roughly loved. And, I once caught my son wearing our current queen NIkki as a cape. She kept her paws down and did not push away, apparently to avoid scratching him. My huband and I have the occasional scar here and there from past disagreements, but none on the kid!
doan wurree!! ur juss trien 2 hawd! nawt ebberee wurd haz tu b awl complicu.. de – diffykult. C?
an u r berree lukkee 2 hab had sush a sweetsum kitteh lukkin afta ur buoy!
sekkurity kitteh
I workz with a stranj person who will telzyou kittehs steelz de bebbehs breathin. {I knowz, I knowz!}
Bebbeh, please letz kitteh breeves!
bebbeh blankit as big as kitteh.
iz big kitteh? or small bebeh?
Specimen A iz blak nd wite groan up minyatoor tygurr. We putz Specimen B, hyoomin babbeh, foar teh siez…so u can seez foar urselvz hao big teh minyatoor tygurr iz.
iz rly minyatoor tygurr? WANT!!1!
BODY SLAMZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! k,u can gets off now
LOLbaby sayz: PWNT!!1!
TVD TVD TVD TVD TVD TVD TVD
look out for trolls.
dey be here.
FTW!!1 ?
pb – nawt to werree. Ai hav a sekret weppon!!
i just wantz to schmoo dose fat liddle babee feetz…
mai babeez r way too big for me to schmoo tehms feetz anymor; tehmz iz 18 an 11.
(an tehre feetz r way too smellee too)
bebbeh sez:
“Iz ok, teh kitteh broak my fall”
Fayspl@nt!!
I don’t like pics like this with people bothering animals. It’s not funny or cute. I thought the people who submit pics to this site liked cats but apparently that’s not the case.
It’s a baby. It doesn’t know any better. It isn’t like it’s bothering it knowing full well what it’s doing.
Ever since a few weeks ago I’ve been wary of any picture involving a baby doing something stupid with a cat (not seriously injuring it/hurting it/having it’s life in danger) somehow involved because of the outcry from a certain picture.
Of course we all like cats. We just have an understanding of innocence, too.
And the cat seems very used to that baby. A lot of cats become really tolerant of that because they know it’s not a serious threat.
Sorry no lolspeak, this kind of thing just gets to me.
It’s gotta be ’shopped.
Ironic couch comment to follow.
(lolspeak off) I’ve observed a great deal of baby/cat interaction in my day, both growing up in a family of children and cats and as a mom of babies and cats. This looks like a very sweet and normal interaction. If you know anything about babies, you know that they don’t intend any harm, they’re just curious and loving, and if you know anything about cats, you’d know that if the cat didn’t like what was happening he wouldn’t just be laying there.
Teh kitteh wud not sit there ifn it didn want to.
Kittehs often are vereh patient wit tiny hoomans.
My sisfurs kittehs put up wit much aggravatin from boy toddlers. Dey know dey can run away anytiem.
hooman iz not hurtin kitteh.
trust me, i iz professional
Mey biggah brodder nappd ona da minatchur tygurr two, wen he waz bebe. AN alzo he hadda berry bad boy habit of pullzin out da tygurr’s furr, four to tikle hez noze wen he suckle hez thum. AN he pullzin da tygurr’s tayle. She neber hurtz him evvah. She thinkd him her bebe ketteh.
So sad butt mii an littlah brodder not lowed to touche tygurr. Biggah brodder posss… acq… greedie an kiipd her for sef. Iz OK nao, wez maid up four diipreyeved bebe-hood. Wez gotz litters of kittehs, biggah brodder gotz RABITT.
Ha, ha, ha.
Pua kitteh squarshed by normous babee.
heyy this is awesome!woot!