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This is my crown!
Congradumacashuns on furvest from last, KKC!
Wut kinds danse u likes?
Lemurs already doin’ my dans! I can has sushi feast nsted?
Gud ideez, but iz wai far awai fum teh oshuns. Nebody hellps heer?
Eye cuds helps. Eye iz next to Golph ub Mex… Mixy… Big Watyr full ob da fishies. en iffen dat knot werk … Eye can livez on da canal -n- can catch manee fishies. Whut kynds choo beez needin?
hey! ware yat, lourdesmont?
lourdesmont, deer mary, livez verree neer mai frenz in Naplez. It’s just up teh rode a few miles. Teh beechez tehre ar luvlee – and the seafood delishus. An next teim ai go there, purrhaps, if lourdesmont wanted an mai frenz had teh tiem, wee cud meet fur lunch!
ooooooo. the Cleerwatuh oar Tampuh areyuh?
reminds me ob the beeches neer ware i grewed up on golf koast.
sigh…snow white beeches (but wifout teh kold)
cerulean skies, water color rangeing frum teh co cola bawtul green to aqua… but verrrry cleer.
*luks owt of window at Inglish Febree*
*sighs deeplee*
*luks out of window at New Inglish Febree*
*sighs deeplee*
luks out ob winnow at sunny seattle dai!! berry unushual
*luks out ob window at snoes*
*sighs deeplee*
*luks out ob window at flattness*
*sighs deeply*
Luks out window at dark. Iz nitetime heer.
*luks out widnow at brown grass an green swimmin puul…*
*sighs deeply*
leest it innt a hunnerd elebenty degreez owtsied…
heer on the Bellarine penin… penen… land stickin into the bayin lolstaylia it hunnerd n elebty today.
*sigh*
u are lukee… I iz freezin
no UR luckee. ahm reeeelly freesin in mai FACE
Iz berry cold heer.Car frostee inna mornin.
Did hab a bit ob warm sunshine dis afternoon.
*luks owt of window at nise Hawaii day. Duks thrown cheezburger.*
Does you needs fishies? I can get!11! Nise ahi an’ ono an’ mahi-mahi!!
I han has sashimi?
i say we move teh selly brayshuns ob JCH40K Day to TML’s place. awlin flavor?the moshun is karried…………..
Iz da Faort Myeerrz area. Dat be bout da hour saowf of da Tampuh. We hax da berry manee lurvzlee beeches – not da tree kynd. Iz berry berry nyce faor moix cuz Eye just gots da plaz tu live whut is on da wahtyrs. Mah faor kittehs siz on the paorch -n- watch da booots -n- da burdeez -n- da fishees whut jumpz frum da canal. Dey haz much funz!
Meetz faor da lunch wud be full of da winz -n- awesums! Der be da Eyerish Pub in Bonyta Sprynkz – Fitzgerald’s – whut is berry gud faor to bee habin’ da gud tymes!
Don figit Shooners adn Docs beech house in Bonyta Sprynkz . I usta lib dere.
ohai, bubbashumin! i kant get chore linkee to werk.
i ben tring to herd teh kittehs into foarmin a JCH4K Day parade. Wood you like to be assimilayted to hlep orgamice it? i gotta go, so be kreyatib!
kthxbai
Yesh, I will brink my olympic team of fribee plaing kittehs.
dey be very kyoot and gud. but, splortage warning comes wit dem.
Ok Mary O, I’m not gud wif d ‘pooters, what’s dis linky thang of witch u speek?
your name is in bloo, adn ushually when a name is in bloo we can kilk onnit adn it linkses us to teh pursons web site.
wonder why your name is bleu?
oh, and great ideeyuh wif the frizbee playin kittehs!
kant wayte to seeum!
I DID join lolzfans awhilago, but i have no web sitr. How I giited one?
lets dans, some speshul dans, what cho liek to dans? we can has mabee Crown Royal partee? and congo ratulations for beein Nawt Secund!
i rekommend dat KimmerKC getz a place ob honor on a flote in the JCH40K parade? wut kine ob tehme fur teh flote adn neer wut kine ob myusik/band?
ooooo gots an ideyuh fur sawng:
if you knew sushi, like i know sushie… ♫
Oh, oh, oh waht a nomz!
Reggae, ob cors! And crowns for every1 (but mine da biggest!)
Dang! Naow dat song is stuk in my hed!
i are ignorant- wut sawng? is dere a linkee so we can has it for you?
oh, duh. you mean teh moove it sawng
(slaps paw to forehed) aye’ll poast a linkee!
dis is purfekt for a flote theme! get sum beeds adn fresh moonpies to throw!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nD6Vk183xGQ
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=JDUc7UOlz-k&feature=related
okay, i poastified two linkees so we cans hab a praktiss. dey’ll sho up ebenchualllee. or nawt.
yep dats a one! Fissikally Fit!
doing the fence dans? I can has dans too, and drinks and noms!
More bars in more places…
Win!
*ahem* nawt awl areaz on JCH40K Boolevard are zoned fur the bars.
yew will hafta see SJ about the propuh purr mitz foar the surbing ob teh alkohols.
bee prepared to introdoose her to Bnejamin Franklin…
i hear by moove dat we maek todae JCH4K day- AWL in FAVOR? raise your paw!
Ai haz 2 paws in flavor!
Ai for wun welkom owr new JCH4K oberlord!
MOTION CARRIED! Todae shall hencefoarth be knowed as JCH4K dae!!!Yay!
parade startz at haf past elebenty on teh corner ob JCH40K Booolevard adn JCH40K Boolevard.
(rekommend you taek alternate route down JCH40K Boolevard because ob the parade root)
wats JCH4K?
Ooh ooh ai noes! JanCanHaz4Kittehs!
i sowy- JCH4K is Janet Can Has 4 Kittehs adn she just returned frum a laaaawng trip to teh otter side ob teh pawnd under secretib sircumstanses. She wuz teh inconnitoe fur a while.
wile she wuz goned (but nawt fergotten!) we founded out dat she had at leest 40 kittehs, adn so her naem wuz changed to JCH40K. We misseded her sooooo muches that we changed ALL teh streeeet names to JCH40K Boolevard. which is berry hard to spell but eesy to find the streets.
adn DEN we discobbered taht JCH40K had maneee moar kittehs dan we fot. Estimates included , but nawt limited to JCH400bazillionK! We eben had to resort to imaginareee numbers!
adn DEN lolCatBurgler burgled JCH40gazillyunK house adn burguled the cats. so Janet becamed JCH0K. we had a sad…
but DEN it wuz discobbered dat JCH0K had inshured awl doze elebentee billion kittehs, maed an inshuuranz claim. adn den bekamed JCH$K.
*flips page in liddul noatbook, adn catches bref*
pb, AKA Phillippe D’Beeker, AKA Hans in Pokets, denys awl knollij ob ennee ob teh straynj events serrowndin teh appeerens/disapeerens ob ennee animuls. Enneewher. At ennee tym. Evah!
*wanders awf in serch ob hawt cawfee…changez mind and meks mowka wif leftober perubian cawfee blend adn ovaltine wif vita minz.*
ok. i yam bak!
Ambercat, thanks for dat timelee repoart frum TeenyTineeIngerland.
Oh Mary – ai dint see this wehn ai ansered Gayla – ai saw her nayme awn teh “”Who Be Talking” an cliked awn it.
Oh!! MAI!! GOSH!!! Yoo guise ar craking mee up. Ai can hardlee wayte to go b ak an see what happened! Iz pb relleh Phillippe d’Beeker?
but how, deer Mary, how can ai pawssiblee EVER live up to teh JCH0($)(40)(gabillyun)k yoo ar paynting fur tehse peepl hoo ar noo. Ai gratelee feer ai will disappoint them .
Butt – nebbertheless
ai think it iz HUJELEE funneh!!! An – to tell teh trooth – enormouslee flattering!
oh, btw, your priseless kostyume you woreded in The Sound adn Furee ob Muusik is steel missing frum the catburglaree. *whispurrs* Inbestigashun is steel awn gowing, so we cant diskuss it too much.
Ai jus hoep noewun maeks it into curtins….
you means, like Skarlett in GWTW?
an lyk *ahem* teh Sownd an Furry on Moosik! Jus Bfore tehy sing Dohadeer awn teh bisykuls…
So how manee kittehs CAN Jan has?
I can haz 2 (and one goggie and one burdee and 1 bajillion fishees…)
Ohai. Yes, yew see, we decided, here at d’Beaker Laboratories (sine-tists at your serbice; dats our motto), taht it wud be better fer pb to go by hiz full nayme, Phillipe d’Beaker.
Teh rumors that this had sumfing to do wif Intepol, customs, a bad hair dye job in teh airport bafroom, …. tehese rumorz are teh falz.
Hans wuz nawt kidnappeded. Iz new research assistant (helpin out Igor) on exchange program frum YourUp.
Yew can antiss… ansititpa… luks ferwards to menny new sinetific developments frum awr new labry-tories, located in teh new Teknawlogy Park on JCH4K Boolevard.
Dats my story
an I’m stickin toit.
JCH40jillionKittehs!!!!! Izzit reely yoo?? Yoo reely doo exists?!?! Yoo haz been mist heer… I tole yoo taht yoo r naow INfamous!!!
Raay!! Welcome home!!!!
Ohai!!! I can haz yor otto graff??? Yoove been sorely misst.
*owtch* See??? Tole ya!!
I live to serve!
BTW….fanku yu for teh JCH4K update…..I been missin mai ICHC an doan no whutz goin on latlee…..
I iz late, but I is in flavor.
Better late tahn neber, datz wut I always say.
Yay fer JCH4000 Day.
Paws to consider…yesh! 2 paws in air
omg! teh cuteness of Madagascar movie! *dance*
Dat King Jullyan, on de rite?
YEAH, baby!
I can has Matrioshka Stacking Dolls?
Marioshak Stakking Leemers? Only … $50.00 (fum insdie twenchcoat).
Da theem sets cawst eggstra!
Hi evbery onez!! I vote for Janet day too! I been gonnz so long I doant remembers where we is…..it looks awl different naow and I forgets the language. I have been busy refurbishing the Nawty Barn — it is noaw ready for grand re-opening! LoneSnort will be playing the opening music and Billy Ray Rhinoserous will be closeing with akey breakey paws.. shud be grate day!
GAYLA!!! how deeeeeeliteful! Janet has been looking for you!!! stick around, I no she will want you to be part ob JCH4k dae!
Hao appropreeayt taht Gayla shud be tittivaytink teh Nawty Barn, seein as it wus her taht got us sent tehre in teh furst plaice, wen she *ahem* uncuverd teh Yung Nekkid Gy! Hoep yu’ve got teh heetin awn FULL ober tehre Gayla!
Gayla!!!! Gayla!!! Oh – ai am so happee now!!! Yoo cannawt begin to belieev hao much ai hav missed yoo. Ar yoo bak fur gud? Ai just – quite bai aksident – found yur blog thing urlee this morning – but yoo havn’t been tehre since November!!
But – seriouslee Gayla – wud yoo consider joining teh cheezfrenz? (An Ambercat – yoo an SJ shud doo it, too – EVERYWUN shud do it). Becuz – then – yoo wudn’t ever get lost. Even if yoo had to be goan fur a while – ai cud still send yoo a messaj – or sumthing.
Ai must admit – ai am still floundering there. Ai cannot figure out how to just reply to a commint – it seemz ai am alwayz about to send an email! But ai’m shur D Marie will explayn it awl if ai ask.
Yes, Pleeze join teh Cheezfrenz! We ar a gud bunch of *inneresting* peeps.
GAYLA!!!! We wuz wundrin wehr u wuz, and dere u wuz in teh nawty barn awl dis time! Ai fort Danyull Craig wuz lookin a liddle tired.
heehee
) Nawty SJ is nawty.
Gayla!!! Dere yu are!!!We been looking fur yu four ages!
I swy to be so absentee — I can’t seem to catch myself coming and going — I need a laptop so I can take awl of you wif me!
) I joined the cheezfreinds thing I think — but I couldn’t really figure it out! So—– my email and god help me if I give this out and get a boatload of porno emails HAHAHA is gayla34@msn.com If you have lost me…… u can now find me! 
) Huggss!
G
Welkum back!
Lemurs are ma’ fav’!!! http://www.wannasmile.com
“BAAAAALLLLLLLIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN!!”
dese r sum funky, funky lemurs.
Evvy Leemer in teh ole sell blok wuz dancin to teh Jaylhous rock.
Tehy is feezickally feezickally feezickally fit!
song an danse zoo iz naw opan fur visiturs
wate dis b looken familyur. wuz from kids moovie mayhapz?
“All hail…the New York Giants!”
noes. Teh Chicago Cubz plz
Ai no tihs isnt nethng too doo wth lemrs (or wteva tehy r), bt…..
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu7bZKa0VkE
iz funny
WE ALL LOVE TO MOVE IT
berlesk shimmei shimmei shimmei
AND
JAZZ PAWZ!
OR
Invisible poles
OMG NO!!! this needs to be redone with SOULJA BOY!!!!!!
crank dat….. soulja boi
Miya-hee
Miya-hoo
Miya-ho
Miya-haha
Change stashuns now.
Iznt this Solja boyz?
Lolmurz?
Lem-lolz?
Lemurlolz?
You leika my hat? It iz nu! It hazza Gecko onit!
Dance Gecko Dance!
I love Madagascar…..
Peace out.
Cra5h
thems iz craynking teh soljer boi!
Teh cootness iz ovr powrin. I luvs da lemrs.
CRANK THAT, SOULJA BOY.
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
HHAAAAAAAAhaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaa.no to obvious.
Invizable tug of war phail!