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They make horror movie about me someday.
But maybe I’ll be saived by da power of snorgles.
*blargh* i yam killed by teh cute…
congratumacashuns CH!
reddy to go assimilate?
Iz deth by Kyuut overload a rekognized cause of de cessashun of deh living and breething?
dunno, i’m a doctor not a mortishun.
wayte. im nawt eiddur…
Wut a koinseedince! Me needer!! Or izzit neider??? Hmmmm
dunno, butt wii need her!
I teenk mus be accumpneed bai distink lak uv LLLBC! Also ebidanse uv resent splortings…
Kay ai has to ask – ai is still noob enuff – ai can has esplanayshun ob LLLBC?
teh LLLBC is teh Last Lonley Little Brain Cell. Win Lourdesmount splorts, her has doen it soe miny teims her onlee has teh one brain cell left. It’s her Last Llonely Littel Brayn Cell, an its a bery splipry litle cell. Gits owt eesy butt is hard to git bak in her head.
Hi, iz noob 2 but i thinks LLLBC iz teh Last Lonely Little Brain Cell eskape wit teh dreded splort
uh-oh- Blast me slow typin- sry
Thx u boht – iz okay to has teh redeundifyin!
Thx u boht! Iz okay to beez redundifyin…
hahahaha
i say again,
hahahaha
Yesh! It eb wen yoor brain asplodes frum teh kyoot. Is called a splort and if yoo want to see teh cure fror it lok at comments of gold fankinsense and purrr.
eye bolunteer tu be a rezquer. eye snorgle de bebe all he wans or kneeds.
bryng awn teh strecha!! teh dd am in daynja ob majr splortz!! Awww 2 layt!
sumbuddee kleen up dem braynz. Dunt wanna b slippinz !!
But kittee will klaim many hyumon souls to serve his/her neferi…nefaryou…um, evil purposes before being returned to the Good Side of da Force.
Duzn’t this kittee have very old eyes, very thoughtful eyes, for such a teeny tiny baby? Iz this…could it B….Reinkarnated Kitteh??????
dont be siwwy, CH. obveeyuslee is a trill/ symbiant .
i fink dis kitteh’s ebil planz inlude puttin teh goggie in teh wahsher. is in hims jeans to fink such a fing, adn he just bye din hims tyem…
in sillybrashun ob dat, howabout a reprise ob “hao much is dat goggiee in teh window (of the frontloadr)”
weez awl syngalawng!!
♫ an fanx 2 mary O’ wii haz mewzix 2!! ♫
yore welcome.
♫ hao mush iz dat goggie in teh bindoe – ob de fruntlodah?? ♫
teh wun wiv teh sawggee wettayl – ♫
hao mush am dat goggee in da bindoe- cubberdzin washin sowdah ♫
him lukz lyk dat goggeez in jale!! la la ♫
awl 2 geddah nowe…
*paw clap* *paw clap*
nicelee dun, gibbocat!
*hums the corus wile decorating mah widdle wed wagon fur teh parade*
YAY!
wen am diz parayd, mary O’ ?
Eye b in ikkel teenytineyingerlan adn nawt noe wot tiem it b wiv u peeps..
eyem beddin eye dun misset him awreddee!!
tiemchk plzthxbai
noess-dont wurry. we ske dueled (i fink you’re ober teh pawnd adn wood say shed yuled) to start at half past elebentee ,KNT. (Kitteh Nom Time) adn itz aways time for fur kittehs to nom sumfin, rite?
Wood choo do teh honur ob starting it when it reeches wut choo estimate is teh rite time? Start teh proverbyal ball rolling?
provide a lil witty repartee wif a cohost ob yore choyce?
I’ll jchime in on teh commentary here (prob. about 9 hours frum nao, but if you start would be berry berry berry nice!
wut a releef- i know this is in gud hands wif you!
awww, mary O’ diz am 2 mush rezponziblittee 4 mii!!
dis am teh awesum prayd 4 she ob teh 4 kittehs!! mebbee iz sum bettah if her gud buddee frenz stawts it awf wen it kum bai her haus.. dat seam moar pwopah as am her prayd affer awl!
But yam onrrrd bai teh offa! tank yew berree mushsum, mary O’!!1
pol juss kaem bai 2 aks wen teh gusshy fud wagen b kummin!!
he b lisnin at teh birdeez twittrin n likkin himz lypz!!
mebbe eye gibz he sum kibbels wyle wii waytz on teh waginz
too late, i alreddy wroted you down in my liddul noatbook as teh starter offer ob the parayde!
just pretend yore wun ob dose ankor guys…
you hab just been assimilayted. resistanz is futile.
fink ob it like teh nine lessonz adn carlols tehy do- dey pick from teh youngest koruster awl teh way thru teh wizened professors.
you get to be the furtst!
awryte, mary O’. aisle b der wen tiem kumz – doon teh bess eye kan!
nawt shewah bowt teh anka ting – doan hab noe tellee sew habn seed wun in n aej!
bouy!!1 diz woyd rap am dooin meye heddin!!
sew – az eye b teh bebbeh – eye goez furzt.
kan du!
*comes runnin up tu cheezfrenz wiel pullin awn CHRG so as nawt tu dai ub cyoot*
*speekz kwikkly, awl owt ub breff*
o hai Mary O’, an gibbocat, an awl. i’z jus bak frum meetin wif teh faymus mooobie starz ub Bollywud, an dey’z plannin tu haz flowt in teh parayd! Ebbery buddy kan joyn — dere’z plenty ub kostyoomz in awl syzez. Yu jus haz tu praktiss dis eezy dans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diRLmaC2vZo
(sawng is bai villajerz welkumin raynklowdz aftur a drowt, but we ‘daptz it tu walcum janet, k?)
bouy!11 ize de wee bitz nerbus bowt awl dis!
iz meye noez 2 shy knee??
ahemm ahemm ( sypz wortah )…
eye swettin bukkitz ( doan tell walruz!! ) eye gort enuph problimz!!1
*splort*
gud fing i haz mai CHRG awn!! jus in tiem!
das gud gnooz, moe!! but u maek shoor dey b at teh bak ob teh parayd. Wii doan wantz em steelinz Janetz momint ob happinessez 4 sum cheep pulisitee!
dey iz welkum iph dey b habes gud!
chekkin teh mikerfown:
*tippitty tap tap*
♫
awlz wekin gud.
biig sy
awmowzt tiem…….
Oh noez!!1 eye frgetz meye bikkydoe! muss luk smrt 4 teh paraydz!!
ah. iz bettah.
orf wii goez! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
yay!!
we gonna has a paraed wif Bollywood ! we can has curryographee?
Liddle red waggin paynted bloo ♫
Liddle red waggin paynted bloo
Skipz 2 yer loo mai darlin ♬
♫
No, no not TAHT loo….
Ratz!!!!!
*wispurs: dont ferget teh ;*
Fanks. Whare yoo wuz wen i needid yoo???
PS -Red teh post re:Cheezfrenz.. iz habbin a hard tymr wif taht… wuz hopin to connekt wif frenz butt luks hopluss. * sigh *
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
You click on Join this group, and follow the instructions…. Make sure you tell us your ICHC posting name, so we know who you are.
You may have to set up a Yahoo ID, which is free, and if you have a Yahoo email, you already have one.
It is a fun group, and we have about 70 members. Not all of them participate all the time, but we do a lot of chatting back and forth and have places to post our pics and links and stuff.
And if anyone tried around Valentine’s Day and never got an approval notice, please try again. I just scrolled through the log there, and something definitely went wonky at about that time.
EXX-actly!!! Iz joyned now.. but wuz complkayted becuz of udder stuffz frum bak den. Fanks.. idansdansdans1
mebbee iz avatah ob ceiling cat??
praiz b himz naem!! ( awmozt frgetz dat bit!! )
muss b sum kyna reinkarnashun kitteh – az der down b nuff pewr solz 4 maek noo kittehs ebberee tym. Iz re syclinz in teh pewrezt fawm!! berree enbyromentallee frenlee!!
… kitty’s just planning his presidents day shoutout to the man who invented coca1ne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni9kdZ3fbVQ
( link not safe for work, children, contains profanity. )
… or plotting murd3r
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EOKNox2A1E
ohai, Stend! if you’re interested, wood choo do teh fashun commentary for teh parayde tomorrow? (go eezy on us!)
just look at that little nose. and her shirt. red. I might have known it would be red.
It’s pink, Mama.
re: horror movee:
It B a slasher!
(bless my poynty endz!)
That iz soo cute!!
da voices are telling me 2 kill u. in a horror movi
Iz nawt fourth!
Tiny butt dedlee.
???? Wut be coming owt uv dat tiny butt?
kitteh be pritteh butt her makes da dedleh gass…
mah gurl-kitteh (named manly. i know. wus missteak.) hadded da dedleh gass. sumtime i callded her back end da fish furt faktry. she madded up 4 it by have da marrrvlus eer hayrs.
Hay, guise! I gotted a new kitteh over teh weekend! He’s bigger than this kitteh — he’s six months old — and not so evil (AFAIK). His name is Liam.
Picshurs of teh n00b, let me show u them:
http://picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/Liam
Congrats LOLCB…watta cutie…luks lyke hez gonna be a big boye!
Liam be a very handsome kitteh – I thinks I kould ezily fall in love wid him (but I haz de weakness for orange kittehs in all their shades, from buff to neon).
Orange kittehs not poizon – de be love potions.
that’s what Dr. Temple Grandin, animal specialist says in her book, “Animals in Translation”. She says that orange cats R genetically likely to have a rlly sweet and love-dovey purrsonality. But also sometimes fearful, I thinks. (i’ll check the kwote)
I objeckt, ur honor… my ornj kitteh was surly and verry verry selectiv wif his attenshunz. but we luvved him loads neway!
Concats LOLCB on teh most hansome boi ob orinjness.Himz luk berry happee in himz new home.
P.S C.H
Whut a lubbly way to discrybe teh orinjness ob kittehs.Dats soo sweet.Awww..
Wut a absulootelee wunnerful kitteh, LCB – manee manee congratz on ur noo fambly member! Liam soitenly iz beeuteeful – my kitteh was about dat beeg at 6 months, and he be 15 pounds nao. So Liam mite be a gud sized kitteh when he’z all growed up!
Liam remindz me uv our Andy — a big oranj tabby hoo wuz a berry teeny reskyoo kitn wen we got him almos fore yeers ago. He groo berry fast, liek Liam, and iz jus unner 15 poundz. An ai hoep Liam iz as luvvin an sweet as Andy iz, too. He be teh luvcat.
Luv teh kitteh in teh picsher. So yung an so kyoot — he koodn be ebil… kood he?
*Grabs CHRG (wdoi) an teh duck taep*
LCB – Liam is so hansum! He makes other kittehs sitz up an takez notice!
i lubs him. I iz jellus, tho. i wish my grey tabby wood let me hab anodder kitteh. He B jellos, 2, I gess.
LCB, wat a Byootiful Bebeh!!!
I bery happehtail fur u! Habs ur odder kitteh already aksepted him? Eberybuddeh luks so calm an happeh. Liam iz one lucky liddle boi to find hims forever hoam wif U.
Congratulations!
Oh what a handso.. beauti.. uh fine-lookin yung kitteh!!1
lcb, liam is the mostest beatiful boi. him berry hansum. congrats to u!
soooo cute–wuns all mai aminal frends wur oranj n whyt
such a lucky bebeh to have forevah home wif u
LCB, u haf bery hansum kitteh in Liam, n himz wil gro up 2 b a big boi. All teh betterz taht he iz so sweet (lukit teh way he kurlz himz paws wen himz sleepz).
U kan alwaaz saa himz iz a liddel anjil, sins der r 2 kynds uv anjilz…
Ooooh, he so sweet! I wanna beep hims hart-shaypt noze!!
He gonna be a reel Morris-type kitteh, defunitlee NAWT poysin!!!!!
dapper liam! he needs sum spats!
OOOoooohhhh… Pweshus angel.. Yor rite- heez gonna be a biiig boi. Kyoot!
Liam be da gorgeous kitteh. Congratulations! (splort! kinda crept up on mee, da orinj ones be sooo cyoot. kleen up now. note ot self “MEMBA DA CHRG/WDOI, alwais to be at da reddy!”)
Liam iz hansum, burly, and strawberry blond — dat kombinashun iz impossibibble to rezist!
LCB ur noo kitteh is so kewt! And has a facefulla nip awlreddy ai sees. U mite wanna watch dat, u does nawt want him hanging rown street corners wiv goggies.
*very kwietlee wispurrs* pssst, JCH4minuswunK, LCB has “akwired” a noo kitteh. U mite want to cownt ur kittehs an just chek dey is awl still dere. I’m nawt wun to maek unsupported ackewsayshuns….werl ackshully yes ai iz. Once a catburglr, awlways a catburglr, no wut ai’m sayin?
*whispurrs* Gud mornin, SJ – an thankz fur lookin out fur me an mai kittehs. Altho Liam (SUCH a prettee kitteh) bearz a strawng rezemblance to Barney & Fin, tehy ar bof heer – ai just cheked.
Oh, hai LCB. Taht’s wun beyootifool kitteh yoo hav there. An he lukz liek a liddle anjel. An whut a lukki kitteh he iz taht yoo hav found him – oar he yoo!
much win an awsum!!
wut izzit abowt teh ornj wun taht maeks ‘em so HUGE? Clyde(teh OffissCat-mah atavar) was gigantic b4 he was a yeer owld! definitely a lover tho – not a fiter!
mannee happitayles 4 yu and all your kittehs LCB!!!
Ornj kittehz need to be big becuz dey is so fulled of teh lurvs and snurgles. Liam iz a gorjus big boy. He wil taek good kare of yu LCB! Congatt…Kongrad–o–I haz a big happee for yur kitteh famblee.
congratz on the noo edition to yor famly!! I has no furry frenz since the kitteh and goggie I gro up with r both gon nao… I has to visit aminals in teh pet stors to get mai fix!
I love cat tee-hee…
tee- cup cat issa handfull.
Ittee bittee kittee kammittee prezzident.
hay now! I B KK also
But u, silley human, fink I luk so inosent an cute dat I muss be a angell. This soots mai purposses. I suk teh breaf frum u wile u sleep. Mwahahahahahahahaha!
U noes teh real me would neber poops in ur shooz. Or shreds teh portent papurs. Or cliems teh kurtens. Or sits on ur face at free ay-em.
” … but they tell me to do horrible things, like putting lettuce or tomato or even CILANTRO and PESTO on your cheezburgers !!! pls make them stop !!! “
( drillcat – the early years )
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/17/drillcat-will-kill-your-family/
ohhh, ai nvr bleevs dat this kitteh can bee evals. but o cours ai am nao ded from teh cuoot!
Oh mai, Whiskers!
R U a zombee nao? I heer dat zombeez r hard to steer.
brrAAAAINZZZZZZZZ!!!!
(no, ai iz nawt zombee. ai iz jus mostly ded. an iz ben lik that al dai)
whuts abowt yu romeow? arnt yu ded frum teh cuoot?
Oh Whiskers, I wud be ded frum teh cyoot, cept fur my extra strong CHRG(wdoi). I lieks to fink ov Romeow as a cool cat, *whispers* but insyde dere’s nuffin but a sawfty hart dat splorts frum teh cyootness, juss liek mah hed. I can’t halp it.
Fank Ceiling Cat fur CHRG (wdoi) and swim caps wif flowers on dem.
Deer Romeow – nebber ebber wuz tehre a cat cooler tahn yoo!!! But teh verree essense ov coolness, ai think, iz to hav teh sawftee hart an hed. Iz nawt pawsibul to bee cool wifout tehm.
An taht’s wai Ceiling Cat (also verree cool) gibbed uz teh CHRG(wdoi)s an SC(wfod)s.
Liam big kitteh. Almos big as my Roscoe. All orange tabbeez so big? ‘Scuz miztakes k? New to KSL.
Welcum EAB! teh onlee ruul fur lolspeek is tehr ar noe rulles! No miztakes!
I has 4 orng kittehs-2 ar bruber an sisfur-tehy is 14 lbs, and teh oder 2 is brufers an is teh pale orng-tehy is clowser to 10-11 lbs. So tehy is nawt all biig.
Is you talkin’ to me?
Is oo talking to me?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/26/funny-pictures-the-plants-they-tell-me-fings/
Is a pikshure ob mai big bruther….
Very cute little Kitty having evul plans? Evul little Kitty!!!
Is this the new Lolsecretz? Score!
no, then the title would be “you don’t know it, but I slept with your sister”
GOD I miss lolsecretz !!!
??????? lolsecretz iz goen????????? Ai havn’t bin there in a wile. . . Ai LUV lolsecretz!
Am I’z Evil? Yeh I amzzzz!
aim glad u toll us, babbeh kitteh. now we go straten owt those nawty goggies.
Things such as “Compliment Mango”? Srsly, look at da fridge in da bakground.
… it was the
salmon mousseCompliment Mango !!!( … but I didn’t have the Compliment Mango … )
How bowt da Pikull Surprize? LOL!
Dat kitteh too wize an koot to be da ebil.
Dat’s eggzackle wut he WANTS yoo 2 fink! Den wen you are hipmatized by teh cute, he will…
POUNCE!
and NIBBLE TEH FINGERS!
and NIP TEH TOZE!
Oh, boi, are yoo gonna get it!
Oh noes, I r so skared!
[hides smile]
Enny ting dat kyute HAZ too bii ebil. Teh kyute wons alwais ar.
Yez, trulee ebil kitteh.. Hundredz of hoomans sit at der komputerz saying “Oh what a kewt kitteh!!!” instead of workin.. ebil! ebil!
He he …. yup, mai produktibbity iz wai down awlreddy!
R da voysis frum goggee, R frum hoomin? R yoo skeerd, lil kitteh? I hold yoo an snorgle yoo an feed yoo gushifuds. When yor bigger, we go play wif Liam, k?
I seez ded peeple an Iz noes mor tehn u may tink, but Iz a nize babee kitteh.
Dis kitteh NOT teh ebil… ony teh shy.
IZ very kyotsome an sweet bebe!
Mmmm…kiss kiss snorgle!
Uze teh force 4 gud, littel kitteh!
o, kitteh, sowwy bout dat. i tern offz teh tv. ebil boices gon nao? u sooo kyoot, kitteh!
OOoooooooh they just THINK i’m cute.
that pic is really cute.
It looks like she’s offering us a cuteness kitty sacrifice.
Has yew gotz mai prezious?
nasty humanzez ruins the dinnerz – givez us gushifuds, not raw meatz
Liddill Kitteh iz
mutch 2 kewt 2 beez eeebil.
Duzzn’t wurkz dat way
Kitteh mayz makz feengz
fawll downz. Dis iz ‘Lurneeng Curv’.
Ebbeewun haz dem!
Eeben if summ feeng
bad happenz. Liddill Kitteh
willz still getz Snorgillz
Jack.
Bravo!! Jack yoo haz dunnit agin!!! Yor tallant haz no bownds!
O idansdansdans – izzn’t Jack wunderful?? If awl guise (ai meen – male guise) were leik teh wuns we hav heer, tehn whirled peas mite akshullee be awn teh tabul – in a beyootiful Wedgewood bowl in teh strawberree pattern even!
Hinamizawa Shoukougun
I has it
noess-dont wurry. we ske dueled (i fink you’re ober teh pawnd adn wood say shed yuled) to start at half past elebentee ,KNT. (Kitteh Nom Time) adn itz aways time for fur kittehs to nom sumfin, rite?
Wood choo do teh honur ob starting it when it reeches wut choo estimate is teh rite time? Start teh proverbyal ball rolling?
provide a lil witty repartee wif a cohost ob yore choyce?
I’ll joyne in on teh commentary here (prob. about 9 hours frum nao, but if you start would be berry berry berry nice!
i are so sowy . i wuz down here writing dis so i wooden loose the train ob thot at the end ob the lines adn fergot to go back and klik teh right >>reply.
dis was for gibbocat adn/oar enywon wanting to start teh parayde in teh maorning.
o noes, toes eisez, toes liddel fuutiez w/ teh plaecez wearz teh poyntee endz cumz out, iz veriii defekult. aie thots mei noz waz stuppded up an runnie, nowz aie tinks iz beginininz ov verii bad hed splort. Soo berii kyewt!! Halp!! Duckie taep, plzthnx.
Consumed by love – one act play by
ittehbittehkitteh
o liddel kitteh, u soo kyoot i no cares ur eebel.
***nom***
ooch. i still no cares u eets mah fingrs an leebs meh wif no toesies.
***nom***
yoik. i still lurves u an gibes u fud maded ob da-
***nom**
k. kitteh – dat r nawt fud. dats mah fum an i needs it backs.
***nom***
an gimme backs da kichen towl 2.
***nom*** (shredd)
eek. i canno stand da site ob blud…. oo. gonna faynte. muss nawt fall on kitteh.
***wayt…*** (thud) ***nom***
ibk – yur opus nomnomus!!1 Yoo ar SOOOO clefur!! An so rite!
ittehbittehkitteh is vera funny!!
must haz much experience with deadly kyootness!
* brava* * brava*
(lowers opera glasses and claps paws reeeeely hard!!)
*encore*
The lepracauns tell me to burn things! -Ralphie from ‘The Simpsons’
DO NOT GIVZ CHEEZBURGERS AFTER MIDNITE!
But de kitteh is so HONGRY… mebbe just one litteh bite? K?
Da voices dey tells me ebil things like dat cheezeburgers be bads fo me and dat I whould nots eat dem buts I no listens to da ebil voices dat sayz blasfummy against da holy cheeze burgers… Forgib dem ceiling cat for dey no nots what dey do…
I can haz handz to poopz in?
voyces tel mee eavil tings liek lolspeek iz nt gd an shood b band
Ooooooo- taht iz trooolee eavil. Oar shud ai say “trollee eavil?”
lol i liek diz lolcat
dis kitteh r make my brane asplode.
Obviously this kitty’s name is Stewie. “Victory shall be mine!”
AWWWW…. I want to kiss it, and luv it….
and let it eat my brains….
Eye iz not splortin’ faor diz beebah. Eye iz gonna rec…recroo… asts da beebah to joynz da club!
Eye is da Faowndyr of da “You Sick Weirdo, You Club” on da obver interwebz syte whair Eye hangz owt.
Dis beebah gonna be da masque-cot!
Eye haz much lurvz, wynz and gooshie icky bitz faor dis beebah!
iz rite, teh kyute-est wuns are ALWAYS ebbil… but, dat mayk it ezier tew forgib teh ebbil, tew! Iz a connundrm…conundro…..pairovdocks.
teh voysays en mah hed tawks funneh wen dey tawk- dey ennun.. ennus…seh the – whole – word – like – this. iz skaree.
sooob! its so LOVELY, but i cant Favorite it!
why?
oh why?! :’(
ssooo cute, but,um, should read
‘voises tell me fings, evul fings’.
Why can’t this one be faved? *sad*
purty.
zomg iz too cute!!!
Why I can’t fave dis?
Oh noes, dis can’t be faved!
I hate that it won’t be faved it is awesome i love this photo
This is gollumcat… :p
Too cute. I love it but it does not appeal to my ‘’senses” I really love cats and hope you can enjoy the love of cats with me too.
p.s how many more lolz are you gonna make?