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They make horror movie about me someday.
But maybe I’ll be saived by da power of snorgles.
*blargh* i yam killed by teh cute…
congratumacashuns CH!
reddy to go assimilate?
Iz deth by Kyuut overload a rekognized cause of de cessashun of deh living and breething?
dunno, i’m a doctor not a mortishun.
wayte. im nawt eiddur…
Wut a koinseedince! Me needer!! Or izzit neider??? Hmmmm
dunno, butt wii need her!
I teenk mus be accumpneed bai distink lak uv LLLBC! Also ebidanse uv resent splortings…
Kay ai has to ask - ai is still noob enuff - ai can has esplanayshun ob LLLBC?
teh LLLBC is teh Last Lonley Little Brain Cell. Win Lourdesmount splorts, her has doen it soe miny teims her onlee has teh one brain cell left. It’s her Last Llonely Littel Brayn Cell, an its a bery splipry litle cell. Gits owt eesy butt is hard to git bak in her head.
Hi, iz noob 2 but i thinks LLLBC iz teh Last Lonely Little Brain Cell eskape wit teh dreded splort
uh-oh- Blast me slow typin- sry
Thx u boht - iz okay to has teh redeundifyin!
Thx u boht! Iz okay to beez redundifyin…
hahahaha
i say again,
hahahaha
eye bolunteer tu be a rezquer. eye snorgle de bebe all he wans or kneeds.
bryng awn teh strecha!! teh dd am in daynja ob majr splortz!! Awww 2 layt!
sumbuddee kleen up dem braynz. Dunt wanna b slippinz !!
But kittee will klaim many hyumon souls to serve his/her neferi…nefaryou…um, evil purposes before being returned to the Good Side of da Force.
Duzn’t this kittee have very old eyes, very thoughtful eyes, for such a teeny tiny baby? Iz this…could it B….Reinkarnated Kitteh??????
dont be siwwy, CH. obveeyuslee is a trill/ symbiant .
i fink dis kitteh’s ebil planz inlude puttin teh goggie in teh wahsher. is in hims jeans to fink such a fing, adn he just bye din hims tyem…
in sillybrashun ob dat, howabout a reprise ob “hao much is dat goggiee in teh window (of the frontloadr)”
weez awl syngalawng!!
♫ an fanx 2 mary O’ wii haz mewzix 2!! ♫
yore welcome.
♫ hao mush iz dat goggie in teh bindoe - ob de fruntlodah?? ♫
teh wun wiv teh sawggee wettayl - ♫
hao mush am dat goggee in da bindoe- cubberdzin washin sowdah ♫
him lukz lyk dat goggeez in jale!! la la ♫
awl 2 geddah nowe…
*paw clap* *paw clap*
nicelee dun, gibbocat!
*hums the corus wile decorating mah widdle wed wagon fur teh parade*
YAY!
wen am diz parayd, mary O’ ?
Eye b in ikkel teenytineyingerlan adn nawt noe wot tiem it b wiv u peeps..
eyem beddin eye dun misset him awreddee!!
tiemchk plzthxbai
noess-dont wurry. we ske dueled (i fink you’re ober teh pawnd adn wood say shed yuled) to start at half past elebentee ,KNT. (Kitteh Nom Time) adn itz aways time for fur kittehs to nom sumfin, rite?
Wood choo do teh honur ob starting it when it reeches wut choo estimate is teh rite time? Start teh proverbyal ball rolling?
provide a lil witty repartee wif a cohost ob yore choyce?
I’ll jchime in on teh commentary here (prob. about 9 hours frum nao, but if you start would be berry berry berry nice!
wut a releef- i know this is in gud hands wif you!
awww, mary O’ diz am 2 mush rezponziblittee 4 mii!!
dis am teh awesum prayd 4 she ob teh 4 kittehs!! mebbee iz sum bettah if her gud buddee frenz stawts it awf wen it kum bai her haus.. dat seam moar pwopah as am her prayd affer awl!
But yam onrrrd bai teh offa! tank yew berree mushsum, mary O’!!1
pol juss kaem bai 2 aks wen teh gusshy fud wagen b kummin!!
he b lisnin at teh birdeez twittrin n likkin himz lypz!!
mebbe eye gibz he sum kibbels wyle wii waytz on teh waginz
too late, i alreddy wroted you down in my liddul noatbook as teh starter offer ob the parayde!
just pretend yore wun ob dose ankor guys…
you hab just been assimilayted. resistanz is futile.
fink ob it like teh nine lessonz adn carlols tehy do- dey pick from teh youngest koruster awl teh way thru teh wizened professors.
you get to be the furtst!
awryte, mary O’. aisle b der wen tiem kumz - doon teh bess eye kan!
nawt shewah bowt teh anka ting - doan hab noe tellee sew habn seed wun in n aej!
bouy!!1 diz woyd rap am dooin meye heddin!!
sew - az eye b teh bebbeh - eye goez furzt.
kan du!
*comes runnin up tu cheezfrenz wiel pullin awn CHRG so as nawt tu dai ub cyoot*
*speekz kwikkly, awl owt ub breff*
o hai Mary O’, an gibbocat, an awl. i’z jus bak frum meetin wif teh faymus mooobie starz ub Bollywud, an dey’z plannin tu haz flowt in teh parayd! Ebbery buddy kan joyn — dere’z plenty ub kostyoomz in awl syzez. Yu jus haz tu praktiss dis eezy dans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diRLmaC2vZo
(sawng is bai villajerz welkumin raynklowdz aftur a drowt, but we ‘daptz it tu walcum janet, k?)
bouy!11 ize de wee bitz nerbus bowt awl dis!
iz meye noez 2 shy knee??
ahemm ahemm ( sypz wortah )…
eye swettin bukkitz ( doan tell walruz!! ) eye gort enuph problimz!!1
*splort*
gud fing i haz mai CHRG awn!! jus in tiem!
das gud gnooz, moe!! but u maek shoor dey b at teh bak ob teh parayd. Wii doan wantz em steelinz Janetz momint ob happinessez 4 sum cheep pulisitee!
dey iz welkum iph dey b habes gud!
chekkin teh mikerfown:
*tippitty tap tap*
♫
awlz wekin gud.
biig sy
awmowzt tiem…….
Oh noez!!1 eye frgetz meye bikkydoe! muss luk smrt 4 teh paraydz!!
ah. iz bettah.
orf wii goez! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
yay!!
we gonna has a paraed wif Bollywood ! we can has curryographee?
Liddle red waggin paynted bloo ♫
Liddle red waggin paynted bloo
Skipz 2 yer loo mai darlin ♬
♫
No, no not TAHT loo….
Ratz!!!!!
*wispurs: dont ferget teh ;*
Fanks. Whare yoo wuz wen i needid yoo???
PS -Red teh post re:Cheezfrenz.. iz habbin a hard tymr wif taht… wuz hopin to connekt wif frenz butt luks hopluss. * sigh *
http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
You click on Join this group, and follow the instructions…. Make sure you tell us your ICHC posting name, so we know who you are.
You may have to set up a Yahoo ID, which is free, and if you have a Yahoo email, you already have one.
It is a fun group, and we have about 70 members. Not all of them participate all the time, but we do a lot of chatting back and forth and have places to post our pics and links and stuff.
And if anyone tried around Valentine’s Day and never got an approval notice, please try again. I just scrolled through the log there, and something definitely went wonky at about that time.
EXX-actly!!! Iz joyned now.. but wuz complkayted becuz of udder stuffz frum bak den. Fanks.. idansdansdans1
mebbee iz avatah ob ceiling cat??
praiz b himz naem!! ( awmozt frgetz dat bit!! )
muss b sum kyna reinkarnashun kitteh - az der down b nuff pewr solz 4 maek noo kittehs ebberee tym. Iz re syclinz in teh pewrezt fawm!! berree enbyromentallee frenlee!!
… kitty’s just planning his presidents day shoutout to the man who invented coca1ne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni9kdZ3fbVQ
( link not safe for work, children, contains profanity. )
… or plotting murd3r
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EOKNox2A1E
ohai, Stend! if you’re interested, wood choo do teh fashun commentary for teh parayde tomorrow? (go eezy on us!)
just look at that little nose. and her shirt. red. I might have known it would be red.
It’s pink, Mama.
re: horror movee:
It B a slasher!
(bless my poynty endz!)
Iz nawt fourth!
Tiny butt dedlee.
???? Wut be coming owt uv dat tiny butt?
kitteh be pritteh butt her makes da dedleh gass…
mah gurl-kitteh (named manly. i know. wus missteak.) hadded da dedleh gass. sumtime i callded her back end da fish furt faktry. she madded up 4 it by have da marrrvlus eer hayrs.
Hay, guise! I gotted a new kitteh over teh weekend! He’s bigger than this kitteh — he’s six months old — and not so evil (AFAIK). His name is Liam.
Picshurs of teh n00b, let me show u them:
http://picasaweb.google.com/lolcatburglar/Liam
Congrats LOLCB…watta cutie…luks lyke hez gonna be a big boye!
Liam be a very handsome kitteh - I thinks I kould ezily fall in love wid him (but I haz de weakness for orange kittehs in all their shades, from buff to neon).
Orange kittehs not poizon - de be love potions.
that’s what Dr. Temple Grandin, animal specialist says in her book, “Animals in Translation”. She says that orange cats R genetically likely to have a rlly sweet and love-dovey purrsonality. But also sometimes fearful, I thinks. (i’ll check the kwote)
I objeckt, ur honor… my ornj kitteh was surly and verry verry selectiv wif his attenshunz. but we luvved him loads neway!
Concats LOLCB on teh most hansome boi ob orinjness.Himz luk berry happee in himz new home.
P.S C.H
Whut a lubbly way to discrybe teh orinjness ob kittehs.Dats soo sweet.Awww..
Wut a absulootelee wunnerful kitteh, LCB - manee manee congratz on ur noo fambly member! Liam soitenly iz beeuteeful - my kitteh was about dat beeg at 6 months, and he be 15 pounds nao. So Liam mite be a gud sized kitteh when he’z all growed up!
Liam remindz me uv our Andy — a big oranj tabby hoo wuz a berry teeny reskyoo kitn wen we got him almos fore yeers ago. He groo berry fast, liek Liam, and iz jus unner 15 poundz. An ai hoep Liam iz as luvvin an sweet as Andy iz, too. He be teh luvcat.
Luv teh kitteh in teh picsher. So yung an so kyoot — he koodn be ebil… kood he?
*Grabs CHRG (wdoi) an teh duck taep*