febreze kitteh
plz to inspect the pllo for teh smellz too.
picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Chai
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*headfloor*
I C Whut You did there, Hyuuman
congradulamakashuns on furvest frum last!
(eyem nawt reely hear. just chekkin to see how teh parayde preparashuns are going fur JCH4K Day parade)
i likes dat flote wif Esme!!
Whoooaaa!!!! Wuz jus zippin bye an hazta stop an sayz congratzulayshuns to D Marie…. Hoooray!!! Yippee!!! Wahoo!!
As teh skwerl sed to the physishan, in the bar…”Ill haz a hikkory dakkiri, doc.”
hai, D Marie! wut yu want 4 yur frii drink? ai sujest eethur teh Diet Coke wif lyme or teh Diet Dr. Peppah wif teh chary and teh vanila!
I wood like a strumberry dakiri. If U can’t serve me one, I’m sure sumone else will oblije.
Hai D Marie!
Happeh Dai fur U! I hab a strumberry dakiri fur u. Wud u liek to maek it a duble? I hab a beeg, purrfectly ripened strumberry fur teh garnish. Hao bout I dip teh rim ov ur glass in sugar? I juss pulled it outta teh freezer, so it’s awl frostee, too.
Enjoi!
happy nawt sekond D Marie!
ai hab sum nyce Bakyardi rum 2 addz 2 ur dilishusus stramburrry
dakqiri —- hao mush u liek? haz plentee
Tank you Romeow and Falco… Is Taystee and relivant to mai intrests, but nawt nootrishus.
Romeow and Falco sounds liek a vaudeville act, don’t it?
ai duz a nawt bad soff shoo
*shuff shuff shif shif shif shuuuffff*
to u, Romeow (poynts kayn)
Fanks Falco, dat was grate!
Mah nails r a liddle long, so I can do a tap danse.
*tippity tap, clickity clack*
*danses ober to Falco fur our grand finallee*
yay! claps lil paws…encoar!
Falco and Romeow hold paws and bow.
*Falco and Romeow nod at eech odder and smyle*
Fank yew, fank yew awl so much.
*off stage*
Hey Falco, wadda u sai we go grab a mancattan? Mah treet.
y fank u Romeow!
ai laik teh mancattan. ai wll get sum munncheees 2.
cheddr mousie kurls OK? C u dere.
Taht wuz a wonderful danse fur D Marie. Verree entertayning. May ai joyne yoo in yur drink? - Ai’ll hav wun ov those strawberree dakyrees, pleese.
Umm - ai’m going to need yoo both to com over to teh clap on, clap off kitteh somtiem to danse fur Paul. Ai promised him a nyce dance an mai brayne wuz just nawt up to it. Ai wanted sumthing spektakular - liek the supra-ketteh moove yoo did wif teh carts, Romeow - onlee different, of corse.
Ai’ll trai to let yoo know wehn teh teim coms. It duzzn’t werk wifout dansers!!!
*CRAK!!*
dats teh sownd ob teh whip crakin for no 1 in paricular to get to werk on the JCH4K parade.
ai iz still wurkin! ai iz slayvin ovah mah jiant flote ai iz on brayk!
okie dokey. can we hide sum ob the flotes behine noplaceinparticular in the parkin lawt until time fur teh parayde? fanks!
mai kittehs dohnt float so well … mebby ai triy wadter wingz
i iz da ofical floor chekr. mai ratin on dis carpet iz…i would give it a, out of 1-10, a 7. its not da best 1 ive seen. wait….why do i rate carpets? oh well…l8r…
‘mai frendz call dat a senior momnt..wat dat?’
*I, K.D., do know what a senior moment is. My parents have them all the time.*
Orinjy kitteh aksidentally eeted his own poizin!
lubbly oriny kitteh crais into teh floor ‘cuz hewmons fink hims is poysin—iz urbane legin; hymns is rlly a deliseeous marmalade kitteh.
whered dat peskee dust spek get awf too??
carpt inspekshun in progress, plz dnd
NAP ATTAK!!!!!!!!!!!
narkOlipsky kitteh try nu pozishun
I thot it lookt liek a fibromyowcha kitteh bein awayk!!!
voyce ob experiense?
zzzz… hmmm? O, yesh. If I nawt in payn, den I sleepin. Lotsa sleep to ketchup awn, an tired mos uv da tiem…. Sigh.
Hubbee sez I do look liek dis a lot. I kin sleep NE where, NE tiem…. Neber enuff…. Sigh. Wood liek to hav a fyoo moar days to go owtsied an do stuff… only wun or two days a week owtside nao….
But I has cheezfrens, I trabel da whirled wiff dem! Wheee!!
Prayin fur moar cheezburgerz
win!
ai lost mai contak lenz RIGHT HERE
Cat–a particularly nice animal sometimes mistaken for a meatloaf
pleez 2 B naught adding catshup, ktnxby.
Carpet Huffing
nawt meetlohf agaiiiiiin!
“no dude, you don’t understand - I REALLY love this carpet… this is like, meaningful !!!”
carpet munching
yr doin it wrong
oh god, how could I have missed that one?
we need a shaved pussy joke right about here
Getting moar fiber in ur diet. Ur doin it rong.
this is, like, the reverse of machine projects secret gallery, when the cats are in the gallery…
http://www.machineproject.com/secret.php
Grayt, nao I has to dribe down to Albarado streeet to see dis! O well, mebbe while I der I go to Syren/Stockroom…..
just check their schedule first. there’s also supposed to be one badass comic store nearby
been here? this is some serious ICHC type stuff
http://www.mjt.org/
it’s near here
http://www.ccgalleryguide.com/
Ooooo, I bin wantin to go to MJT fur AYJIS!!!! Jus sownz so eclecleclecleclec-tik! I also wanna go to Bawstun to see da Mutter Mooseyum! LOL!
Hmm, I wunner whut comix stor? I kno der’s sum goooood anteek stors rite in dat area, as well as Syren, yay, but I dun rememer a comic stor….. Kewl!
Bowen to Mekkuh kitteh is pyus.
xtra pyuz, coz doo nawt liek teh splshy wadder tree tymz een fayz - dat iz bleggh prt ov habbin teh faif 4 kittehz!! estra bowen 2 Meekuh bben teh e z prt!
am dat teh halal chzbrgr?
i cud has sword dis wuz ware i spraeded yessturdee! gess aill juss hav to does it agin…….
twitch tail twitch
OMG!
Iz Garfield.
Srsly.
Garlolfield kitteh topples ober becuz ob hebby belleh frum 2 mush lasagna!
Summ tymez Windo Sill
iz bestest 4 Napz. Uddurr
tymez, iz t3h Carpittz
Windo Sill shoodz habz
Sunlyte streemeeng in 2 keepz
itz wawrm froo t3h day
Ifz sky iz clowdee
oars obercast, Kitteh canz
awpt 4 t3h Carpittz
Jack.
insomnia kitteh finaly crashes
lucky 4 tyred, crashy kitteh, floor is softee, so hymns no gits hurted.
8,9,10! Reddy or knot, heer I come!!!!
insomnicat stayz up awl nite wiff ICHC!
I can has addikshun?
hewow! if youre up erly in the mawnin,wood you start the ball rollin on teh parayde? muchleee preshiated…
anybody chek to make shur kitteh nowt OD on da febreze?
Ya, Febreeez nawt so good fur sum smaller pet, cuz it displayces ox-ajin! Burds will die frum it, an if it wet, mite be nawt so good fur smawl kittehs an goggees!
But dis kitteh looks big enuff, essep fur dat nar-kolep-see prawblum!!!
let dis be lessin 2 u: eet smal meels fruowt da day so dat u doezn’t haz da dredded mid-afturnoon blud shuger drop.
yoo cood ask No One in Partikular for a nyce, icey cold Dr. Peppy-er!
Randum… verrrry randum.
whut - yur commint?
Narkaleptik kitteh…
…iz sleepin
narkaloleptic kitteh lols self to sleep