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resist teh temtashun to playayyy wif teh rong crowd…
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resist teh temtashun to playayyy wif teh rong crowd…
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Concats Maus, what would like fur a celebreshun?
Sowee, I meant what would U like fur a celebreshun
I tink we shud sellabraet teh reetern of JCH4K! Lets bring owt teh CCC an see wut we can find to eet an drink.
K, iz still noob - can ai has esplanayshun ob JCH4K?
Wayt, nebber maind, iz just figger it owt! JanetCanHas4Kittehs!
Oh Maus!!! How nyce. There YOO ar in teh Top Spot!!! Awl mai favoriet peepl getting in teh playce of honneur. . .an ai havn’t even thot ov a dans fur Paul yet. Mai brayne seems to hav browt awl taht fog wif it!!
So - mite ai sujjest - cuz it iz eezee - Paul cud come over heer an we cud hav a “come as yoo ar” partee. Cud be sort ov a brunch fur teh merrycans - an afternoon tee/coffee fur ebreewun else!
Ai’ heer in mai fuzzy bloo an wite robe (cuz ai’m goin bak to bed soon!!) wif bearfeet - an ai’m bringing wholegrain toast with butter an black raspberree jelly.
Sownds liek a plan. Yoo is the gest uv onner todai!
LOLZ - Maus - ai din’t see yur commint above myne - thankz - ai cannawt taek away your spot ov honor - an Paul’s, ov corse, but ai will bee moast happee to sit wif yoo at teh hed table.
An - ai hav fetched teh CCC - just fur yoo! An thankz again to paw4thot - hoo wuz reelee quite put upon to narrow it down to just nine varieteez of Scotch!!! So - ai think yoo remembur waht we hav - shall ai pour yoo sum?
Not just nao. I haz to go down to mai puter lab an kick wun ov mai “children” so taht it will beehaev. I can has balky server?
Kicking werkz? How mennee balky chilrdren doo hav? Yoo keep tehm in teh
dungeon? Iz there sumthing yoo wud liek to tell uz?
Yoozually I duzny has to kick. Teh thret ov violins iz enuf. I has abowt twenny servers in Teh Lab, an yes, its in teh lowur lebel, an we calls it Teh Dunjun. Evun more appro… appre… liek a dunjun, sum of teh servers iz “Frankenservers”, wich was assem… assim… put togethur wif parts frum other servers taht we has gutted.
Come up to the lab
and see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver with antici…
(Say it Frankie, say it)
… pation.
Iz not so secrit. Waht did yoo think GH(wpoi) wearerers did newai?
i are sowy Fumi chewed on your GH (wpoi) didja get a newon oar were you abul to re pear teh old wun?
’s okeh mary. I gibbed it to Fumi cause she wuz prancin arown liek she wuz wearin a crown or sumpin. I can has plenty mor wehre taht wun comed frum.
Umm - Maus - ai - ai guezz ai did nawt knoe. Mai veree own nefyoo iz a professor ov compyooter sciense at teh Universitee ov Utah (oar iz tath sumhow diffrunt?)
But - heer iz as gud a playce to say this as ene. Becuz - well - ai want to know. Wehn ai wuz gone, ai had a dreem taht yoo were sort ov in. Sort ov becuz ai awnlee herd yoo. Ai did nawt see yoo.
Yoo told mee (an ai donut know wai) tath yoo were 5′10″ - ai did nawt see yoo - liek yoo were maybee behind mee - but your voice was cleer as a bell.
So - iz tath even close???
(An speeking of, ai hav NO idea wut this iz going to luk liek becuz the endz fo awl the sentences ar unseeable awn the rite.)
Iz close, if you add 4 inches
Hmmmm - to tell teh troooth - ai think 4 inches off is NAWT close!
Yoo must maek a reelee formidable MausKing awn stage. Peepul ar porbablee surprized tath yoo don’t win!!!
So - hoo WUZ tath purrson in mai dreem if it wuzzn’t yoo??? Corse, ai akshullee hav lotz ov peeple in mai dreems taht ai don’t know - but that’s not the sayme becuse ai DO know yoo - after a fashun. It iz a nice height, tho. Yoo ar lukky!
I is tray formeedabul. Wif mai 4 (!!) heads an my crown, I iz well ovur 7 feets tall.
As for hoo wuz in yer dreem. My ghost lieks to travel sumtiems, but it duznt alwais tell me wehre its been.
Janet????Whut did I miss? Whut is GH? I memmers teh RHCG(wdoi)…but I mist a lot latelee….
Wen I postses tekkie stuff, I puts on my Geek Hat (with Propeller) and I dont rites in LOL. Liek the CHRG(wdoi), sum cheez peeps lieks to abbrev… abbrub… shorten it to GH(wpoi). Yoo mai know it as a “Propeller Beanie”.
Oh COL - this iz nawt sumthing ebreewun can hav. It iz teh Geek Hat (with porpeller on it). Yoo must be veree purrfishent wif teh compyooters to be able to ware wun.
Ai’m shur Teho cud (besides Maus, ai meen) - but ai’m nawt shur hoo elze heer wud bee elegibul.
Fank yu four teh help….fink I bettter stay way from stuff I doan unnerstan…..
add pb an lolcatburglar to teh list.
Janet welcome back!
I ar at work but feeling sleepeh. Coming to the parteh with sum hot coffee with choclits
Janet, glad u bak! U wuz misseded!
Eye bringin celabratoree waffulz wit whip kream an strawberriz an bluberriez.
MMMMMMM..zowndz BERRY BERRY yummiez..NOM, NOM
Tank U Tribble, Uz a gud cooker!!
Whi tank u GeeNeeZcatz! Glad u lyke dem.
Eye allsew haz maypull syrup fur doez dat prefurr it.
duz you need sum reel teenytineeNew Ingerland syrup? i gots lawts!
Wut part uf NooEngerland?
Ai libs in teh Maine!
Wether much pleh 2day… rain, sleet grey, soggie… taek ur pick!
conneticat!
wether duh saem here. blargh.
Hmmm - celabratoree waffulz - whip kream - strawberriez. . .hoo cud resist?? Thank yoo, Tribble - ai missed yoo, too!
Welcome Back JCH4K!!!!!!
*whispurs* Don’t look around too carefully- sum ob us get a liddul distracted adn forget to watch pots boyling ober…
dont look at de mess, look at teh CUTE!
*whispurrs* Hai, mary. Nawt to werree - ai almoast alwayz seez awnleee the cute! But - haz pb returned frum hiz mishun? - ai awnlee saw a tantalizing bit heer an there - an hav yoo reveeled yet whut yoo were scibbling so mysteriouzlee in yur liddle noatbuk?
wellllll. dere are sum stwange goins awn wif pb. he changed hims naem to Phillippe d’Beeker after a serees ob unforchunate ebentz own hiz twip…
Hee hee! I readed this as “celebritee” waffulz. Nao, which celebritee wud I leik to see maded uv waffulz!
LyP
Pajama partee tehn?
Congratz MAUS!! Ai singz N dances fuurr U! Zauberflote iz bringin drnkz?
Sumtin hot N yummy fuurr das chillee morn, Ai hoopz!
Hwer ai livs, is 60 degreez out an smokee frum teh wildfires. Uz can havz allll mai hot chawklits! An cofffeee, an tee wif hunny, an, an ,an, ummm whut else?
Ai has teh reel cawfee an som scoens Ai maeded at teh weekend. An sevral swetters an hykin sox - is coldcoldcold heer in TeenyTiny Ingerland todai! R we hedding ober to teh JCH4gabillionK Nawty Barn?
If we duz ai hopes teh heeting is awn, or poor YNIG and Danyull Craig in his speedos is gowin to be bery bery chilly. Ai has a 35 minnit walk to teh trane stayshun in teh mornin an it took TOO HOURS for mai nees to thaw owt after. Ai is in mai grey veryimportantperson soot an hiheelshoos becaws ai has a big meeting later, an ai has teh homemade bloobry muffins for teh partee.
Ai volunteer to keep teh YNG an Danyul Crayg warm, an Alan Rikman can keep me warm!
ai bring choklit!! for dessert! lots of yummy tings to eat. makin me hongry. aiz at work, wering khaki pants and gren shirt.
Speekin uv sammwiches… We not?… How I get dat pikshur in mai head?
Sumbody plz 2 explain nawty barn and yng? Ai seez many refuruhnes but
do nawt unnnerstan.
kthxbai
Deer Annie H - teh compleet storee iz a long an funneh wun an ai will hav to find yoo the original link.
The nawte barn (a 118 yeer awld red barn) iz nao the place where interesting an verree popular partiez ar held - offen fur no reeson whatsomever! Teh upstairz of teh baren is furnished wif comfee chayres an couchez - an even haz a bar area - an a card playing sekshun. Warm an sawft blankeez ar also at hand shud enewun get chillee.
In teh barn ar usuallee to be found teh Young Nekkid Guy, hoo duz the inining anservez teh martooneez. Daniel Craig (usuallee clad awnlee in an orinj speedo) an Alan Rickman ar tehre bai popular demand.
*gently leeds Annie H ovur tu teh kwiet korner n wisperz*
Teh nawty barn iz wer teh cheezpeepz duz tings taht tehy wud, ahem, preferz taht teh gennral publik nawt b awarr uv. U problee get teh drift awlredy, butt aim shur u will unnerstand wen ai eksplaan taht yng meens “young nekked guy”
Need ai saa morr?
Der iz morr tu it, az otherz wil undowtedly eksplaan furthur.
Annie, nekst tym yu see D Marie post a commet clik awn her naem an chek owt teh tips for ICHC - tells yu abowt teh Nawty Barn an udder lawng running joeks. Ai kno tehy mus seem lyk “in” joeks, speshully teh wuns taht has been goin so lawng we’s forgotted hao tehy started, but we donut wont enneewun to feel left owt. Or jus com alawng to teh Nawty Barn an joyn in teh fun - is neerly 5 o’clok heer; martoonee enneewun?!
Oh Noes! I must run over to the Comment Tips and add teh nawty barn! Is not there yet. I ben slacking off on my duties!
*hangs hed in shayme before running awai*
Its ok, DMarie; teh Nawty Barn IS tehre - Ai put it in!
Thank you! I got caught up in all those things that interfere with ICHC, you know, sleeping, eating, working for a living….
Thx yew ahl so much! Ai is alwayz up fer sum Craig D in skimpy
unmenchuhnabls!!!
To get confussion they sent in the big dogs
Iz nise to see intrspeshees adopshun.
At leezt kitteh nawt owt doin’ pot wif other teen kitiz.
like many girls in high school, she hangs out with dogs to make herself look better in comparision
*facepaw*
Kongrachulayshuns Maus on ur nawt second, and a kyoot obzervayshun!
Foo! Ai wuz ritin corngrachulayshuns wen teh fat non-poysnowsornj kitteh stept on teh keebord, an alll my ritin went away. N eeway, more corngrach an watjoo want fer drinks?
Cat-like typing detected, eh?
Ai bleeve kitteh hit “ctrl alt belleh” an it all went belleh up.