Comments on: Clap On

By: Meowzie-chan

Meowzie-chan — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:55:54 +0000

Hmm.. Lukz liek mah kitteh, Pheobe, but cudn’t be… Pheobe iz a thumb kitteh. but she no can do fun stuff… we just glad she dun no how open teh doors.

By: lol928

lol928 — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 11:50:06 +0000

wow
omfg!
clappity clappity

By: lolcatz4evea

lolcatz4evea — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:01:31 +0000

Human! I need a nutther cold drink!

By: Lola Moon

Lola Moon — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 21:03:42 +0000

dang it awl, now i iz guna b singin dat song all nite!

By: surf

surf — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 18:55:07 +0000

Eeeexcellent! (Mr. Burns voice)

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:04:06 +0000

Yay!!!! At last!!! A sootabur sawng!!

Iffs Ur Happeh and U Kno It – Clap Ur Hands!

OK, Paul!! Teh dansing haz begun!!!!

*jump wiggle step step* Whoo hoo!!
*clap clap*
*swiggle twiggle step step* Whooooo hoooooooo!
*clap clap*
*jump step wiggle step swiggle twiggle jiggle giggle* giglolhooooo!!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
(awl togedder now!) WaHOOOOOOO!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 13:00:04 +0000

Romeow – again – yoo hav saved teh day!!! Ai cannawt tell yoo how much ai harts yoo!
But wayte – ai CAN!!! Ai harts yoo a lot, Romeow!!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:55:57 +0000

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:53:32 +0000

Oh Romeow! ai am so glad ai came bak heer today, oar ai mite hav missed yur commnt (sorree – ai seem to bee out ov adjektivez to describ how wunderful an kind an sweet an – EBREETHING peeple hav been to mee.

ai still can’t quite beleev it – tho ai see it wif mai own ayes!!!

an ai havn’t had time to go bak yet (ai KNOW there’s grate stuff bak there – cuz ai’v spent awl mai teim watchin teh paryaed!

By: lunarmommy

lunarmommy — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 16:34:53 +0000

taht iz bestest kind ob pilot to hav, teh kind taht lieks living! (for me, flyin’s not so grate, akshully) glad yoo maed it saeflee!

By: Astarid

Astarid — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 19:38:15 +0000

Ai r joining in a day lattur, do wif no less enfusiam, yay, Paul \O/!!!1!1

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:43:43 +0000

Yeah, figgered dis wud happenz… jus wen U fink WordPress ain’t goin 2 do wut U asked….
it horks up all yur preevius mistaekz.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:40:07 +0000

i are hear! I joyne in!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:35:48 +0000

Paul and JCH4K,
I noe dat dere is anudder sellabrashun going on fur boff ov u on in anudder thred. But, I hab an idea and Iz gonna do it eben if nobuddeh iz heer.
Letz danse to
Iffs Ur Happeh and U Kno It – Clap Ur Hands!
I’m bery happeh fur Paul’s nawt second, and JCH4K being bak.

*jump wiggle step step*
*clap clap*
*swiggle twiggle step step*
*clap clap*
*jump step wiggle step swiggle twiggle jiggle giggle*
*clap clap clap clap clap*

WaHOOOOOOO!

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:13:17 +0000

Welcum bak JCH4K!

Juss liek eberybuddeh else, I missed u. U mus be teh mostest popular purrson on ICHC. Dere wazn’t a dai that went bai that ur naem wazn’t brot up and kind fings said bout u. I hope dat u noticed teh street sines wen u got bak.

Teh entire ICHC site was redesigned fur u. Affer teh Cheezes gets awl teh stuffs wurked out (dey maek lots ov gud changes awlready) it will be the JCH4K version ov ICHC.

*smoo*
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}

By: Romeow

Romeow — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 06:03:19 +0000

SJ, dat iz awful.

Next tiem, u reely shud fly Bunway Airlines. They hab a supply ov kittehs an bunnehs, just fur dat situashun. Fur ebery 30 minutes on teh tarmac, ur get anudder kitteh or bunneh to hold. Martoonees and Mancattans r free flowing wen ebber ur on teh ground.

Juss anudder wai tehy sai “Fanks fur flying Bunway.”

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:57:46 +0000

berree straynj!!!

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:43:37 +0000

4 U we do Cumbanchero
Beeg hairz optshunal.
youtube.com/watch?v=MoU8Co3wiY0

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:41:55 +0000

4 U we duz
El Cumbanchero!
Beeg hair optionul

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 22:40:06 +0000

U wantn “A Cumba-cumba-cumba-cumba-chero” or “Mambo Jambo” ?
We gotz boff alon with teh BIG gitarz and teh lidle gitarz!

Also… b bring teh big hairz,OK?

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:19:49 +0000

hey, Paul, congrad shoe lacings! come on ober to the JCH4K dae sillybrashun… We putted you on a flote wif speshul honurz.
(go luk ober at “move it move it” adn “world’s best mom” to see teh parayde shapin up. as an administrator purson, could you oranize dem wile i go to werk?

By: Josh

Josh — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:12:54 +0000

praying mantis kitteh
…is praying wit eyes open

By: turtlol

turtlol — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:10:42 +0000

uh ohw, ai mus be teh anteeq kitteh, or wuz dat “classic” frum teh otter day?

wuz teh copper clapperz kleen? LOL

dat WUZ a funnee “kultur refrenz” frum waaayyy back in teh day…..
but yew has to say dis wif teh dedpan of Jak Web to makes it teh funnee, yew no!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 20:28:36 +0000

Oh – ai see. Yoo ar blak – an the otter Paul iz bloo. Otherwize – wud it even bee pawsibul fur there to bee two Pauls??

But – YOO ar teh Paul ai know an liek. So sorree still about teh ill health. Ai wud think taht it cud bee quite annoying. My dearest niece Jennifer haz multiple sclerosis. She wuz a star athlete (four times MVP fur the Universitee ov Chicago Women’s Soccer Team – Goalee) an now can walk awnlee with crutches. An she never letz it get her down. Taht she shows to us, eneway. Ai’m nawt shur ai cud bee so brave.

But yoo seem liek tath, too. Alwayz cheeful and nice – never complaying.

Oh Paul – your dans. Ai am so sorree. Ai can’t think ov sumthing taht is werthee of yoo. Ai dint want to do just ene old thing. julyisthebestmonth thot ov teh schuplattler danse – but taht’s nawt reelee rite. An to maek thingz werse – there weren’t ene otter dansers around – liek Romeow and Kathleen. In fact, as far as ai can tell – they’re STILL nawt heer.

So – it may nawt bee today, but yoo WILL get a nice danse fur this!!! Laik Scarlett O’Hara – az God iz mai witness, yoo WILL hav a good danse!!! Maybee sumwun will sho up layter today.

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:29:46 +0000

JCH4K, it wood seem that there are 2 Pauls. I am the one who had the nawt second (and I still waitin’fur der danz). The techno Paul isnt me, although I used to do a lot of computer work. I am a retired administrator (pencil jockey), owing to ill heath (Too much lead in de pencils?)

By: cratz

cratz — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:54:10 +0000

Awrite, evveyboddy, put yore hans together fur teh fabalous Kitteh, doing her gratest hit song, “Cat, I’m a Kittycat, and I danse, danse, danse and I danse, danse, danse”!

By: 3 kattails

3 kattails — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 18:03:25 +0000

Yez, NikkiY it be berry short storee where kittehs losted theh mittenz. But happee ended when theh founded mittenz and eberbody got nom nom on pie. mai favorit being roobarb. iz nawt cheesburger flavr, sry.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:35:51 +0000

Retro? Ai dint even know there ever wuz such a thing!!

an Paul – nao yoo haz reelee piqued mai interest. Yoo ar a reel compewter purrson laik so menee (nawt mee, alas) peeple heer. Ai red teh “techno babble” paragraf – yoo can doo awl taht to?

An – pardon mee fur asking – whut else iz it tath yoo do? An remember – ai noe it iz sumwhat out ov lion to ask. Ai won’t be upset if yoo wish too remayn moar private.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:24:46 +0000

Thankz, Cassidy. Mai trip wuz SOOOOOOO much fun. Saw lotz ov wunderful concerts an thingz in Florida – teh weather in Dublin wuz grate – nawt WUN drop ov rain. We saw lots of interesting sites – an the weddingz wuz purrfekt. Teh minister wuz teh Vicar of Dibley reincarnated, teh receptshun at the Fitzpatrick Castle Hotel lavish an splendid and the supper ov 7 courses quite delishus. An so grate to see mai old frenz again.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:16:46 +0000

Hey!! We maed it – ai think – to the tenth commint! Cheezburger said commintz wud nest until ten – though there iz sumthing stranj at teh end ov the box (ummm – paws – ai suppose teknicalee we hav heer a middul an two ends?) bucuz wun cannawt see whut iz being typed.

An thanks, paws4thot – ai doo remembur taht. An ai doo beleeve it – when ai am nawt akshullee in teh plane taeking off or landing!

By: gibbocat

gibbocat — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:02:59 +0000

hai der leadersum peep. mebbeh iph u gowz allawai 2 teh “nummer f commintz” n clix up der him reset hole paij n nawt juss teh locawl powzt!
Bess orf luk wid himz an ur dyssappeeerin burghas.
eye wint 2 teh opera 4 a sperrryment – but foun dat awl teh prittee muzik gnoats – sew pashently tort 2 uz bai her majistee mary O’spok – hadz got mangelled sumthin sryus. Sew leas ur interweb sploder shews de gnoatz gud!

btw – u planninz 2 b leedersum ov teh mari O’chi band? ♫ la la ♫

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 17:02:13 +0000

Oh mai gudness yes – did ai ever!!!! At furst ai wuz kwite horrified, becuz ai do nawt too well wif chanj – but ai am getting used to it – an ai think ai will laik it. A few thingz yet to bee fixed, but ai am thinking the Burgerz can doo just about enething.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:47:12 +0000

jst remembur; flaiing iz teh sayfist wai 2 trabil. Reeli.

By: goldie

goldie — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:39:41 +0000

specially since it hooked up to can opener.
nom nom nom

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:30:37 +0000

Hao cool is taht! Ai GOTTA fynd a kwire to joyn!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:28:57 +0000

yup, tihs is in teh “Rattlebag” potery anthLOLogy, wun ob mai faves fore reedin in teh baffroom! Ai lyk hao it ses kittehs R gud at praysin Ceeling Cat cos tehy jus do wut kittehs R ment to do

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:15:51 +0000

Tihs mus B teh LOOOOONGEST post EBAR on ICHC!
Congranumulations Paul 4 sheer typing energy!

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:12:51 +0000

Hmmmm… he b lukin 4 companie?
Him gotz teh $$$$ an ai noes how 2 spend it!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:10:20 +0000

Yes – taht iz troo. Happee am ai wehn ai get to walk off teh plane. Ai just
wish flying weren’t so skerree. SJ – yur werdz ov wisdom ar stranjlee ov
nawt much comfort!

An at the end ov March ai haz to fly again – bak to Florida to vizit mai super-
rich cuzin. He wantz to see uz, ov corse, but he also wantz to show off hiz noo
multi-millyn $ haus – wif THREE boat slipz! Just a bit north ov Fort Lauderdale.

Akshullee – ai hav alwayz found flying – unnerving – but – sinze ai liek to
travel . . .

By: Paul

Paul — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:06:18 +0000

Hey guys,

Just so you know there’s a free PC Clapper out there for all you retro folks: http://www.pclapper.com

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:00:37 +0000

Prittee Kitteh clapz
for Hewminz 2 gibz lushuss
brush-brush 4 herz fur

Prittee Kitteh coodz
rayze herz voyss, but datz woodz beez
moast undignifyd

Prittee Kitteh nawtz
spoyld cumpleetleee rawtunn. Iz
cloass, but nat cumpleet

Jack.

By: cheshirepat

cheshirepat — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:56:18 +0000

waow, ai *sang* taht pome won taime inna koral – http://www.amazon.co.uk/Britten-Choral-Works-Benjamin/dp/B00004SSKS

byoutiful muzik!

By: Cassidy

Cassidy — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:51:06 +0000

Glad you is back, safe an sownd! An I hoep yur trip wuz fun, too.

By: jim a

jim a — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:47:44 +0000

Now I layz me down 4 nap
I thnx to celingcat
im a cat.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:46:29 +0000

And NE landin U kan wawk awai frawm iz a guid 1.

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:40:58 +0000

Welkum bak Janet to you and ur 40millyun kittehs! Sowwy dat u was imcormbeeniyunssd bai teh fawg, is why we has to have so menny historricul buildings an such in teh Euw Kay becoz nobuddy wud visit if awl we had was our weather. Anyway is mush bedder to land in Heefrow in fog tahn in sno – if it had been snowing u wud still be heer, awn teh tarmac in ur plane, waiting for a parking spot (no joke, wunce took me four anna half howrs to get awf teh plane after we had landed – after an 11 hour flite – nawt happy SJ)

By: Mehitabel

Mehitabel — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:38:04 +0000

I hasn’t a funny for this one. I just wants to snorgle the kitteh. (S)he could be a twin of my bebbeh, who’s back in Minnesota. I misses her.

By: SJ

SJ — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:34:51 +0000

So lawng as u reech teh runway, is awl gud – reeching teh grownd is nawt hard, dis will awlways happen wun wai or anudder!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:34:08 +0000

Ambercat!! Yet anodder grate entry fur ar “esoteric cat literachure” thred! Ai noe there ar menee collekshunz ov cat literachure – but yurz iz noo to mee, too! Hav yoo known thiz wun fur a long tiem??

By: Charity

Charity — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:27:52 +0000

goff clap kitteh goff claps u