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But teh oranj sets off mai eyes so nicely!
An it werks fore Tom Joens, wai nawt fore me!
wuts new, pussycat … ?
WOOOoooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOOoooo!!!!!
my grandfather used to trap squirrels spray them with orange spray paint and then release them several miles away. when asked why he would spray paint them he would reply “so I can tell whether I need to drop the damn things off further away or not.”
Yay! D Marie! Corm gradulatshuns!
p.s. issit just me, oar did they change the formatz agin? i likes it bettuh.
I fink dey changed it! I quit reading, cause was too hard
Dis much beddah
shud we tellem? if so, haow?
I think it is easier to read – maybe bolder? But I just checked it out in IE7, and the burger ratings are still doing their invisibility dance (If you vote on a comment, all of the rest of the burgers go away. It is also still doing the typing out of the end of the box so you can’t see what you are saying. I’m gonna go leave a comment on the page that is linked up top about the changes to the site. BRB
i liek bockses better than the weerd line thingy
me two! dem lines wuz cwossig my eyez adn dottin my t’s
yeah. boxes = better
i jus wish boxes hadd rite sides. dey r lik bottomless pits, nao… onlee sidewayz…
an’ firefocks is doin’ the invisible-typin thing 2.
I tink dey needz to put teh latest comments at teh top. Maykes tings much easieh.
I foundz yur problem – IE7
Glad to noes is not juss me! I got job an haznt been here as much. Cum bak to finds ebryting topsy-turvy!
mee too.
Yes teh boxes iz bedder – an the colorz iz bedder 2… n e bodee notice itz lukkin a lot like b 4???
i are carrot colors but. please to nawt eet.
donatella versace reincarnated as a squirrel !!
I love how some tw4t always goes thru and votes down MY comments, if no-one else’s. you’re a pathetic piece of sh1t, whoever you are
BTW: you can tell this is donatella because she has those MAN HANDS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEbVaP8QIaY
For goodness sakes, Stend, why would you care? It’s like having a hobo calling you a failure on the way to work, only less articulate.
LOL!!
Srsly, tho, Stend, I haven’t noticed that. I think the tw4t (LOL) u r referring to
is jerking arown others, too.
Beesides, Stend, look up dere at ur 19 votes. Gess alot ub peepuls bee likin whut u ses! Hoo cares bowt datt dummee “tw4t”?
squirlol bank robber dizkubbers the paint bomb hidden in teh munnies. he can runs, but he kants hides!
news flash on ICHC Moos adn Whirlded repoart
- squirlol is cawt red handed in bank heist. film at eleben.
-Interpol broadens inbestigashuns ob missing lab technishun last seen in teh pawket ob teh infaymus Phillippe d’Beaker.
-Case closed on Bukkkit Inbestigashun. Lolrus debistayted. Hires pribate inbesti gators.
-Foarmat on ICHC is muches improoved-editorial comment by Catty Meh.
Ony…ony… teh por lony userz uf teh Internet Explorer iz… iz… lef witout burgerz.
Much liket teh OLD WAY!
*ahem* you may write a ledder to teh editor ob ICHC Moos adn Whirleded Repoart, adn wee will gib it awl teh attenshun it deserbs.
(if it be relatib to ower interests, wee will gib you a nano sekund oar two to express your opinyun. mebbee. if you gib us lawts ob chheezeburgers. and you have spunk)
(ps We Hate Spunk!!)
naem dat TB show
lou grant in mary tyler moore show?
MTM Show!
Punkin, ur message wazzn’t dere wen I posted.
Yay! Punkin adn Romeo. Now, for teh final round, whut wuz the symbol ob the MTM produkshuns?
(taek yore time, i habnt figgered owt a prize yet! suggeschuns?)
wuzzunt dat a pweshus litto kitteh?
no worries romeow. kafleenz rite, was kitteh moewing
Wuzzint it also oranje??
mebee. twas sposed to be a vishual pun on teh MGM lyon, i fing.
Yup!!!
Deer Editor:
Tihs ledder deserbs attenshun relatib to mai intrusts – & teh cheezburgerz iz in teh mail.
I haz the IE7 an weerd fings r still goin on fer shoor! Burgerz comin an goin.. so r commints.. itz gettin 2 bee a game . Click – itz heer! POP itz gone!
etceterah.. etceterah.. etceterah…
IE users.. jus keep clikkin on teh skware in the upper left by teh namez…
fings keep changin eech tyme til tehy gitz it rite…also if yoo dont seez yore post klik on box-skware where it shud be an it popz up!!
* patience – I wants it! * Naow!
FANK YEW, iddd! Teh burger-lawss wuz makkin mee berry saddest. Yoo fixit fur me (an odders!) cuz ai wuz gettin berry frustraytid at teh lax of bergers. Ai is stuk w/IE heer at werk, so FANK yew and Kudos and awl dat gud stuff to yew!
Ai has naught patience, either. My instant gratification: SHOW ME IT NAOW! or else….
(AHEM) thank you for your attention….
p.p.s. which owd way- frum, say, a week ago, oar teh wun just in teh last few days?
Well, He can hides in traffik conez!
Is orinjy skwerl poizin, too?
Yu wonts red skwrl? Ai gibs yu red skwrl!
ummm. no fanks. you can has!
i sorree. dat wuz rood. eber sinz 2nd graed wen i saw a sqwirrel latch on to teh finger ob a classmate & nawt leggo, i are aboydin teh skirlols IRL. piks aer okay. i purfur to admyer frum a distanz.
and i has gwuge aginst dem ebil fings fur nawin the heads off a whole garden ob sunfleurs i planted wich wuz suposed to feed teh burds.
p.s. yesh, the liddul boy wuz teesen teh skwirrel. he lernt the hard way nawt to mess wif teh skwirlols.
R dese oranj wons poizen 2?
Daisy, Ai did not c ur coment b4 Ai posted mien. Grate mines, n all…
I see we both addeded owr comment at 1:05. Jinks!
Du Ai owez u a Coke?
ai buys u both a coke cause you beated me to the oranj question
Yay!
Jeeooises, all free f us.
Dat squirl bin eetin sum cheetos?
nao, dey be citrus see.
I hates new format, nawt play niec with IE
gett u sum fyerfox 4 chasin teh squirrol. iz muchsum bettah den inerten sploder!!
truss mii eyem doktah!
But not everybody can download another browser, even though you can use both IE and Firefox on one computer. A site that wants to appeal to lots of people should make it so that all of the major browsers work.
Personally, I end up switching back and forth, because Firefox is teh Pleh on some sites, too.
rite DM
mebbe wii awl go 2 teh opera
bad ideah!! juz bin 2 oprah n iz himposs ibbel 2 commint!?
tellz me teh php am outawakk!!
Bak 2 fyafoks were iz eezy 2 ewez!!
eye glows in da dark. not so grate aksully
Dis squirl bin eetin sum cheetos, yah?
dis all datz lef of chesteh cheetoz, him had a flavor.
The Junquefud familee wundres why the Cheetoes keep disappearing …
…an teh Doritos…
Raht Over da Hej!
but teh bawks said i wood have teh golden hilites in mai fur! shood have gone to pruffeshunal for hair colorfication….
but eye didmt hab enuph acornz 4 pai..
rong tym a yer!!
mebbe nex tym eye go nachurl an ewez teh henna??
Skrill choze 2 wayr DayGlo instedda teh yoosual cammo 4 huntin seezin tihs yeer.
sumbuddee been sillee wiv teh adbertyzmintz?? dey iz awl 4 tannin slonz!!
IFFIN catzez cud B anozer amimumal… tehy wud be teh squerrelz.
Luk at teht snoglelsum bellie!
Mai point… eggzagtly.
Dey tellin me ownlee 2 mor munfs ob dressin lyk red skwrl an tehy let me start teh hormown tehrpy…
Fink bag a cheetos sploded in hims face.
der siemz 2 B sujjestins heah dat teh cheetos mebbe fulla fud colrinz??
y dey colr fudz??
dem iz colrin meetz red 4 maek u fink am freshr
mebbee dem iz colrin peez grin 2?
an btw
dis squirrol jus lost in a paynt gun fite an am now meye prizonah!!
its nut mah faalt…..
teh sprey nozzle got stukkitted !!!
Um, zkuze meh, u missed a spot.
Yes, rite there on ur chest. And on ur bellee. And tween ur legs.
Kind ov a beeg spot akshully. Mebee u can has refund?
Dewd, I be tryin’ a new hair style…
http://www.wannasmile.com
um… no i did nt steal ur CHEETOS…or ur DORITOS!!! i swerz! I just wantd 2 look lke da othr squrls @ school……
*after person with CHEETOS and DORITOS bag leaves, the squirrel turns around and snickers. His breath smelled like CHEETOS and DORITOS.*
aiz reddy for teh game!
hook ‘em horns!
Boomer sooneerrrrrr. boomer soonerrrrr. Boomer soonerrrrrrrrr. Boomer soonerrrr.
Poor horns.
Mai dadz catched many dozins of rakoonz in hiz garaj wif a life trap. He gave each koonz a Day Glo Orung Spray On Tan b4 releesing to teh nature preserv. (wuz dey dubbble dippin deh doog Chow? nope.)
Sumware a game warden is scratchin’ his hed wunderun bout dem day glo orang koons.
“Cheetoh’s, Cheese that goes POOOFFF!…”
Safety Skwirrel always waares blaze orinj when deer hunting.
Got stuked in bag of cheezypoofs?
ya i want sum Cheesy Poofs!
woo, sum cheesypoofs! tehy r soh rok
Skwirl is amater grafeetey artiss
Needz moar praktis
Skwirlol-lyke tagging detekted!
tiger squirrel is doing it wrong
Der wuz a sploshin at teh Cheeto faktry.
that squirrel definitely got shot with a paintball gun. mean!
Guido skuirel failz.
I…don’t think it soposed to be wif furs. rong surfas.
prob from eatin all those doodles….
uhhh… I ddnt tak ur doritos…. Ok I dd. But tay wr so gud!!!!
NOOOO ur doin it rong!
I am so jealous i’ve been trying to get my hair that colour but it just goes pink lol q:)
omggg, it looks just like me right now
i tried out my new spray-tan, and i went orange and all spotted!
i luv this fricken site it rox