k, iz plugd in
try now
kittehs r so halpful around teh house…
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nawt-seccund
hah! you just popped up!
nawt-impressive.
gigl
unimpressed kaf is unimpressed.
nawt- funnee…
Ratz… clarifizashun…cuz wurd press didn put it ware i sed..
Spenser – nawt funnee
Kafleen – funnee
idans *embarazzed*
Oh, good grief.
Wee noo dat. LOL!
{{{idansdansdans}}}}
Oh fanks kafleen… Happee to seez joo happee agin… R U bedder naow??
{{{{kafleen}}}}
Awwwww….
i has been a trollee growlee growchee grumpee jurkface teh last too
weeks.
hard times. mah own dooin, too. Dats teh wurst.
butt, akshulleee, toonite, yes, i bettur. an helps too hab teh nice cheez
fren comments.
Tanks fur askin.
kafleen, ai hoep teh growchimness b meltedz awai by teh gud companee ob deze wunnerful cheezepeeps.
eye kum ebberee dai az a nawt secund ting 2 maek mai day sweetsum n happee.
noe matta how hebby teh wurld iz wayin teh lode am liten bai deze gud peeps awlatym. Yay!!1!!
O, gibbocat, u so sweet. an so rite!!!
I is a littul bummed, too, by missin mah fren, Janet.
Janet, cum home soon!
JCH400Cheezfrenz = Nawt secund iz kafleen!!! Janet iz posed to beez home soon izint she? Seemz a long tyme sinse she went to taht B&B last week…I hope the gaytor didn gitter!
noo rool, nawt sekunds hafta be about teh lolcat pikshur.
Tihs “nawt secund’ wuz sposed to beez meening kafleen iz Janets nawt-secund frend… (best frend)
Soree if i musundertalked….
Mai low brgr skor; let me sho it 2 U.
sry kitthe, pikatur stll fuzzy
HAH! you just popped up, two! congwachulashuns on the cleber comment and nawt sekund…
Wowz!!! congratz shar and spencer…
Tell uz how it feelz to beez flowting owt in teh siberspace for one hower and 40 minnits!!! Im finkin a dans to teh toon
of “a space oddissy” may be in order!
wii got sum weerd tymworp fing goeen on!!
mebbee mary O haz bin ewzin teh borg influenza an aphextedz owa tym continumum??
berree straynj!
(to da toon ob Penney Laen)
dere’s a b0rg kween ’similaytin peeps ‘n cheezburgers,
shes berry sneekee adn resistance is futile
and teh ICHC catz aer bery tame
in her ironclad reign
berree straynj…
dere’s a tiem delay in awl teh new peeps postin times
adn weird press leads us awn a mary liddul danz
adn teh kittehs like teh cheeze adn mac
Igor findz teh branes
berree straynj..
(korus)
penny change is in my chayre for pizza pies,
wet adn gushie fud and nip adn mice…
i sip, adn meen wile bak…
on the corner of JCH40millunKats
is a roundabout that makes your brane go splat
and the kittes luv teh cheez adn mac
Igor finds the branes
berry stranj
“a roundabout that makes your brane go splat”
Yu meen teh Majik Rowndabowt, heer in Swindon, Ai shoed yu a fyoo posts bak? It dus indeed maek yur brayn go splat! An tehre’s a Brgr Kink rite by it, to get yur cheezbrgrs! (An a fyr stayshun, an a byk shawp, an a undertaykers – taht seems to cubber awl eventuallittees!)
yup, dat roundabout is just wut i haded in mind (fanks fur the linkee)
naow youb given me new materyul for moar verses.
or…purhaps you’d like a go addit?
if youre up in time for the first poastie ob the day, would you start teh bawl rollin on the parade?
gibbocat may start, but needs a partner in crime.
Mary, ur song iz so much awsum! I lub it!
*apaws apaws*
why, thank you! mebee you could sing a berse oar two in teh parayde tumorrow?
If the Hollywood fowks had discubbered ICHC b4 teh writurz strik wuz ober..
Dey wood hab hirded sum ob teh fowks on heer … Dem writurz iz reelee luckee 2 be wurkin todai…
Wunnerful job Mary… as purr uoosual
* aside to lolrus * Sumone i now iz hot on teh bukkit trail. *Shhh*
ooo…dats such a cool song….
oh noes…….. did ai plug inna bacuum agin?? iz 2 scarrry, must unplug
mah kittehz hydz unner bed wen teh hoobr maeksum noiz!! skerrree!
dats mai scuze 4 teh playz been a mess! eye b sparin teh kittehz sum angwish!!
wunc mai kitteh stepped onna start button 4 teh bacuum………. ai nebber seen kittehs flai wai so fast!!
ai spairz mai kitteh teh angwish too……… onny teh mamakitty nao. teh rascal is eetin teh gushi fud inna skai (awwwww)
yu betz dat rascal b in hebben rubbin up teh anjel leggz n sai in – wassis ‘awl doggiz goe 2 hebben’ stuph? u cannot b sryus!!
( awwwww 4 yur sweetsum memriez! )
awwwwww fank key gc, yew brot teh teeers to mai eyes……..
now i haz power to watch Antiqcats Rodeshow
adn teh nex installmint ob Miss Marplol Mysterees
adn teh Nachure sho wif the Biiiiiiig Catz. I can has pawp corm naow?
Ah, widdle kitty iz so cyoot he can b habing wuteber he wantz.
Congratz mary O.
Conga rats, Mary! Yay, Iz fiinly heer soon enuff to say taht! So, um, ai finks ai spozed to offer ABDP to drink? An a danz?
U gotz furvest-frum-last, secund-furvest-frum-last, an 3rd-f-f-l. So we duz a waltz in 3/4 tiemz? How we do dat wif 4 legs…….
congratz, mary O! A ICHC Hat-Trick!
we can haz mebbe a jig insted ov a waltz? Dey’re in 6/8 – mebbe eazier wif 4 legs.
Mary pulld teh hat trik, we duz meksicun hat dance, also hav adv…avtand…good point ov beein in 3.
mebbe tye 2 ov teh leggz 2gethah. Iz eezee peezee den. an teh abvamtj iz dat teh free liggid stool nebber rokz! oar sumtink…
yawl goan danz n hab gud tyem.
n concatumalayshums 4 dat klebber mary O persumz!
*sweeps hat awf head, curtseees elegantly* fank you.
yor welkumz!! an eye mussay berry greyshus bowt teh tym worp steelin yor nawt secun ting!!
ae trewly honrubel cheezpeepz if ebber der wuz 1.
doen push itt!
u b way to clebber wiv teh muzix an teh eyekonz!!
*sings jiggy off kee* Π
paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde Π
paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde Π
paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde… Π
wut? (looks round cuz no one elz is joy ning teh sawng)
don’t you guys no the orijunul gaelik werds???
dems sposed to be teh 8f noats, but sumbodee gnawed off the ends ob the noats.
(glarez at Fyumi)
Fyumi gibs back sum ob the noats slitely chewed. ♫
♫ ♬ ♫
Ok, mary, how u getz 8f notz on ur “pooter?????????
itz majik! but enybodee who can plays teh majik flote can has it eesy.
try this
& sharp 9835;
substi toot # for the word ’sharp’ jam it awl together (no spayces)
adn see if dat werks.
♫
Deer Mary,
Howdjoo get sew smart?? Joo make a berry gud teecher.
Fanks… cuz im lerning alawng wif teh rest of yore cheezfrenz… How d’joo know dis stuffs?
♫
yewz sum clevvah kitteh tiep, mary O!! now wii kan singan danz awl nytelon!! ♫ mebbe ?
gess eye hit teh bum gnoat??
♫
akshully, yu can jus copy n paste teh noat.
♬♬♬
ai wud sai minni wais to (you noe wut) a cat….. but ai won’t
lets just say we likes copeee cats hear!
ps to you can fank (oar blaem) stend, teho, rodney dill… lessee, whoelse? hoo showded me. i just good at lettin teh cat out ob teh bag.
pps the 16f noats aer ♬ & sharp 9836;
i fink D Marie helpeded, two…
tiz toomawro mornin an ai triez teh noats. Behol’!
♫ ♫ ?♬ ♫
yay!
Ooh! Ooh! I noz taht sawng! Asimov roat it!
Paradimethylaminobenzaldehyde
Sodium citrate, ammonium cyanide
Phosphates and nitrates and chlorides galore
Just have one o’ these and you’ll never need more
Jessarakitty, tel wher teh good Dr wrote dat song– I fot ai new everyfimg he roted!
It sez so at http://www.leoslyrics.com/listlyrics.php?hid=VHqfRDHqEV0%3D.
Ai had dinner wif him wuns. He maded me a lim- lmir- powemmm. It wud send me to nawty barn ef Ai shareded it.
JessraK, fanks 4 linc. Can ai touch u? U *met* him??? So lucky!
..lays hand on zauberflote… Ai akshully got a kiss on mai cheek -mai FAYS! -en diddn want two wash it owf…
zauberflote, does you no abowt http://www.asimovonline.com/oldsite/short_fiction_poems_index.html ?
you mean Isaac O’Asimov,
i are not Irish, just admire teh blarnee…
Mary, O’Asimov *was* isrish, lookee heer! http://authors.wizards.pro/books/titles/123772/you-too-can-speak-gaelic
Iz bin messin arownd wif teh ggooggllez too mutch….
trie aggin…Mary, O’Asimov *was* irish! Lookee heer!
http://authors.wizards.pro/books/titles/123772/you-too-can-speak-gaelic
Kitteh on lap sez, gotbednaow!!!! zzzzzzzzzz
Replyin in rong plase cos “comments won’t nest below this level”, Jessarakitty, fanks for mor link–ai look it up in moarnin!
Stoopie wurdpress at it agayn… Emdchoy, zf!
stoopie wurpress be rite.
wun ub dese days.
Yall just watch.
Deres gonna bee a Donkee Sploshun…wiff kickee hoofs and
lots ub stompin an butt kickins. It bee bildin up, wurd press…
juss u wait…
ai caint wait!! shud be sait 4 sore eyes
Hee! dat wuz teh exac toon I startted humming wen I suggesteded a jig. I just wasn’t tinking ov doez words!
(uh oh. I feelz an earworm comming on!)
Whut kind ov selleebrayshun do u wantz?
why, fanks, cweenmj and zauberflote! lets hab a beeeeeg partee! I see y’all hab lawts ob good ideyuhs. I’ll just sit back adn enjoy a dwink hmmmmmm wut does i want…mebee a rootbeer float? i’ll prolly get a chil (nasty storm comin tonite) after dat so mebbee hawt choklit fur desert.
here’s sum liddul pankakes for dose who are habin a hard time wif seeing teh smilees
p.s. i fink trtskh tied wif me, so co-grats to him/her…
ooooh…a nastee storm is cummin? I wunts too cum obbur. I not see
much stormin heer. I bring a fuzzee blankee and popcorn an fudge and
drinkees an wee watch teh litnin, k?
comon ober, eberywun! go dwon JCH40K boolevard awl de way cross the countreee until you get to teh sign dat sez bewear ob gator, adn turn lef. aisle leab teh lite on to mek it eezy to fine.
Mary, u livz in Okeefnokee wif Albert teh Alligorator? Ai cant come, bedtyme too soon, teh kittehs sez must stay to home…..
noes, i lib in teenytineeNewIngerland. Fyumi Gator is akshully frum teh suthern Looweezianuh aereyuh, but i fink she has relatibs in OkeefenOkee swump. She gets teh ledders wif poastmarx frum dere.
Karied by teh walkin duk mail delivvryy?
noes, siwwy. err mail moast ob teh way. den snail mail foar teh last elebenteee daze.
Oh, I wishes I cud, I wishes I cud…*sighs*
PS I’s lookin out my window at teh dark blue sky. It looks like a
Maxfield Parrish pikshur. I lub dis time ub evenin.
is de sky cerulean? datz my faborite color.
ooohhh…cerulean….dat bee teh moas byooteefull…
rootbeer flote(! no oomlaot…) commin up! Alsoe teh hawt choklits, u seemz 2 liek dat alot recently? And Iz hat-dansin wif mai paws, watch, ai ken do it front an bakk at teh saem tyme, liek hors gallup! *sings “da da DEE da daDEE da da da daaaah, etc*
if iz big snoe storm, we shuld put marshiemallos in teh hawt choklitz! an a big fire in teh fireplace. Grab some sawft blankies and watch teh wind bloes.
I joinz in teh hat-danse, singin along mit zauberflote
Ai doubledogdare ya 2 sing teh Kween uf da nite song!
Dat wil maek teh kittehz cum runnin!
you kno, if we werkeded onnit we culd has bofe teh meksikahn hat danz adn teh irsh jiggy goin on contrapuntalistical like.
hokay, we gotz danzers, we could use a few moar pransirs, ,needs sum
donder heds adn blintzes, got lots ob cometns still hab a few cupids ,and prolly a few vixens (but dey tend to go awf in teh nawtee barn)
… awmoast redddy- ware’d dat sombrero go?… hoo wants to play in teh
mary ochee badn?
we gots teh majik zauberflote…
Oooh, me, i can haz mary ochee too? *unpaks flote* heer goze wif teh 8f notz
♫ ♫
you gotta puts the ; at teh end ob each group. twy agin!
Congratz Mary Yoo iz on teh bawl!! Also a bery gud sawng stilest…Srsly
Congratz 2 trtskh also… Quiksdraw Mcgraw haz nuffin on yoo guise
I wood bee happee 2 bring peppmint stix n floofy stufz 4 teh hot chawklit. Tehre iz meltid butter n karmal 4 teh pawptcorm anna liddel bowt 4 in teh rootbeer float.
hewow, dans,icandans. *whispurrs* are you undercubber sekret agent
tonite? your sekret ajent status is saef wif me!
nobodee bedduh be reedin dat eksept dans, icandans. iz fur her eyez onleeee. we has to *blargh* enywun else who reeds teh sekret mesajes.
Wha’chu tawkin bowt Mary???
* sidels off hummin …”seecrit agent man…yoov givvin me a number an takin way my name…”*
nobody wuz *blarghed* in teh making of tihs messige… so far –icandans
Oh Mary, yoo r so kind. Teh liddel pankakes( pencils) r now teh sweetist smilie facez. An fanks to Ambercat I now kan seez teh burgers agin… she sed to clik no teh +/- sine…witch i discubbord iz teh liddel scware to teh left of yore name ( 4 dose taht r still habbin probs ) an lyke MAJIK -taaah – daaah – teh burgers appeer!!! Iz gud 2 have tehm bak… Cudn’t tell wen trollz waz arownd eneymor. :lsmile:
dey fixed teh pancakes……..all us peeps can see teh smileys now
I kindly liekeded de pancakes… tasty an nootrishus!
I <3 hawt choklitt wiv pankakes!
Oh NOOooesss!!1! Danjjurus Splort-o-genik piktchur alert, again!!
(n teh CCC haz bin uzd uh lot ressentlee; it myte b low awn CHRGs n uthur therrapees!!)
*sownd uv multipul eksploshuns hurd arownd teh wurld*
Wut r wee gonna dew?!?
DO WANT!!
dis li bebbeh tuxie wit de bu blu eiyes
Oh darn! CHRG slipped…… SPLORT
i wunder if JCH0K will notice if we doant cleenup…
Oh deer, wud a mess der be heer. Gud thing I reloded the CCC!
Heer u go Feelionophiliac n DD.
**tuk, tuk. Tuk, tuk**
Der, ur braynes b bak in ur heds naow.
U kin each b habing a CHRG(w/doi) for the next tiym.
Taking dis possum shaped chokklit. It haz no cyootnesses. And heer iz de hot chokklit wit deh whipped creme and chokklit sprinkklez. adn just a tuch of peppermint schnapz, cuz itz going to b a cold nite and taht will keeping u warmz.
**rustle, rustle**
Duz ezer ob uz b needingz a blankee?
The CCC haz sum ov thems, too.
**wonderz whut elses iz in der.**
Heer yoo are.. sum duck tayp 4 gud mezzure… an a pictchur of a babboon wawkin away to help stop teh splortz nex tyme.
Oh,boi, duk tape. Ai can doing NEthing with the duk tape.
Can using teh duk tape to taping teh babboon pitcher over the cyoot kittees.
Dat will 4 shur stop deh splortingz.
hoapz dis wil maek fud comz owt from teh teevee 2 teh bowl
Liek teh baked beans in Tommee?
or bakkin beenz (remebbur, kittehz lubz teh bakkin)!
My ‘pooter sez u tied wiv Mary O 4 nawt-secund. U wants bowl of drinkz an a danz too, trtskh?
oOOoo ob coarse! bowl ob coald watr plz, no eyez, thx.
meskin jumpin beeen dans? maibeee
no purticulr rithm…..
dat sownd gud 2, id danz 2 n e fing
congratz, trtskh!!
Wut danz may we do 4 u? An wut sort of drink wuld u liek?
yesh, c’mon up to teh partee!
we canz danz, we canz danz, ebbrybuddy taek a chanz!
teknicl support kitteh be fixing yr tv
I can haz spice floah?
wen we winz dis masheen, we winz teh hartz n mindz ob teh sandwurmz nd we can haz spies floah agin!
teh kitteh sais, wut iz a spice float? souns gud but wut iz?
Iz finkin itz a ref to Dune – teh flow ob teh spies made by teh wurmz. Whachout – iz addiktiff!
Iz tinkin daht 2. Wun ob teh sinez ob Spise addikshun iz brite bloo IZ, leik kitteh haz.
teh spies floah maeked teh wurld go rownd. iz addiktib, troo, nd it maekz ur eyez bloo. jus liek dis kitteh.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melange
sew happee thar b wikki payj foar everyfing!
manee timez ai wished ai has teh tinee pawz to getz into thoze tinee spaces
Why not wirk? Pleaz to be holdin UR mouf rite. :p
yup. adn stick your tung out just a leeeeeeedul…
EEEwwwww.. whut r dose liddel purpul spotz all ober yore tung????
wuh??? huh???
twies too luk …hoaps peeps doant dicuber sheez a purpulpeepuleeter in disguys
he b dat wuneyd wunrmd flyinz pyple peepil eetr. but himz goe hungersum coz noe fynd mennee pypul peepul 4 eetinz! awwww sad sowng! mebbe kitteh sperez him sum gushifuds n-sted? la la ♫
Ai’m tinkin des R teh TV dinnerz… cauz ai seez teh bowels on teh floor nex 2 teh TV!
Bowels on teh floor??? DO NOT WANT.
Heerz ur problm. U haz teh power cabl in teh AV portz and teh AV cablz in the electri…ecletic…zapy owtlt. Moaron.
fanks fuh teh halp kitteh!
Ohkayz baybez! Tmes for dinrez n teh moviez!
wantz liddl kitteh ♫
trai aghin
♫
you needz a ; at teh end (semicolon symbol)
♫
weeez awl hadsum pwoblimz wid tinkin wuz ur punktumalashums sted ov been prt ov teh ‘coad’. Gess dem r awl praktysin 4 been in ur mary O’chi bnd!!
♫ la la da boom – riba riba guapacita!!
♫
?♫
fixit kitteh
fixs problim
taht will be 385 dollrs…i means cheesburgrs!
?♬
ewez laet, catalojiculz!! dey iz awl danzin an pleyin in teh nawty barn! ♫
nawty barn fur me!!
♫
yay! ♫ ♫
fank u Mary an Gibbocat! ♫
doan gib up teh dayjobb!!
R kittehs eelektryk?
haha, lulz!!!!! Elektryk Kittehs
Ei wisch 
This was quite the funny post. Kudos to you.
TV resepshuns messt up
By innerferense
From estreembly kyoot kitteh
LOLZ indeed! In mai eggsperience, just abawt ENEthing can get messt up By innerferense From estreembly kyoot kitteh.
An – btw – tath iz a Verree charming liddle pome.
Thank u.
Teh kittehs alwais haz ta halp yooz wif stuff…itz be in theh kitteh job descreepshun: otheh tings as rekwired.
Teh kittehs halp with eny stringz, ribbons, wires or yarnz. Wrappin pakages iz theh speshultee.
lol this kitten is cool
liz taylor kittehs eyes-dey r so blu!
kool
It haz to gett money