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minni me…… minni who?
Furst! Sum1 danz!
iz der hooof n mauf dans?
ai laik to mooov it, mooov it
mooov it wun wai n den teh udder wai
cow pai
cow pai
mooob it to teh lef, ip it taiks awl nite
cow gratulashuns! yay!
mai nawt second, nawt second. thx
mei diz b teh nawt sekund ov mennee furthst frum lasts 4 u!!
Con catumalashums!!
Dats wut I thot!!
I will doo a cow dants fur u.
Dis shud not bee hard. *snickur*
*milky-way*
awwww leaf britnee alonnnnnnnne (ai mean kafleen)
Purrhaps we do teh “milk shayke” ?
**shayke, shayke, shimmeh**
Mebbe todays teh day we shood drink purple cows to sillybrate? I wuz just too early wit my sugjestion.
teh puypul cowez mex ur eyez go rollee powlee n u can danz awnite!
<<< hola
! wai 2 mush kaffffin!
but hei – letz danz!! >>>
wayte, dey gots kafeen in burple cowz? wutz teh ingreedyntz agin?
imgreedymupz am an ikkel bit ob kaffin; an ikkle bit moah kaffin; den a hoal buch moah ov teh kaffin pluz am ikkle wattah n top it up wiv kaffinz!
i likes 2 Dr. mine up wiff some Pepper.
i nebber seen a burpul cow,
i nebber hoap to ssee wun,
but i kin tell you enny hao,
eyed rather “See” tahn “Bee” wun.
teh pyple cow am teh nom du guerre fo teh red bull, me finx
we canz do teh milk shayke in teh barn – haf urselfs an ol fashened barn danz!
**shayke, shayke**
**do si do**
*hoppity ober teh cowpiez*
*shayke shayke**
*swing yur partner**
hay!!
gud ideah!
Wish Ai’s knone we wus goin to teh JCH400000000K Nawty Barn tonite; Ai’d nawt has dun mai irnin tihs arfternoony! Nebber mynd, Ai’ll jus com alawng fore teh dansin an teh martoonees. An Danyul Crayg in tiny speedos!
bleugh 2 teh speidoze! mus b teh dung aroos fer 2 burn danz!!
dozy do n rown wii go!!
hup. Mindz teh cowpize!!
Nebber mynd – itll worsh awf!
w00t! I did nawt no Danyul Crayg wuz gonna danz wif us! he can warez hims speedos – he jes’ needz to ware gud b00ts, too!
An we gonna be so bizzy wif teh danzin an teh martoonees dat we nebber gonna notice if yur irinin is dun or nawt, Ambercat! U’ll look beyootiful wif a martoonee in one hand and Danyul Crayg on yur arm!
**do si do**
**promenade up to teh bar**
**allemande wif teh hand nawt holdin teh martoonee**
**swing ma partner (aka Danyul Crayg) round an round**
Ebbereewun luks byootifull wen Ai has a martoonee in mai hands!
Liek dat milkshayk commershul? Dat wun craks me up, speshullee when he spanks da kao, an she’s awl, whuteber, jus standin der!!!!
i iz interracial dinner
is this where white castle mini burgers come from?
dis be cows fur alarm…
injenieus!1
tuk mii lornng tym 2 c dat!!
problee haz teh custm bild CHRG 4 xekewtivz n sell ebritteez!
mus b my chrg am 2 tite?? cut orf blud 2 braynz!!
mebbe if der am noe kewt kitteh alrtz eye can tek orf n besum smartz agin ( iph evr wuz? )
dat mary b sum sryus smartz!!
r hapii kaows rilly frum kalifurrnya? Methinx nawt.
ai hopes deys happy n nawt downers
furst! woot woot
Oh no, Furst, tehre has been mennee “woot woots” awn tihs site Bfore
w000t-yure doin it wr0ng…
but it is a moot poynt, afterall…
teh woot is moot? Wot a hoot!
gotta sk00t. aw, sho0t.
buttall ur commintz am sew kyOOt!!
Gimmee the lo0t! Or i’ll sho0t!
Jes kiddin, rly
Gimme the lo0t or i’ll plai teh flo0t! ♫
das ist g0ot! I’ll get my horn and to0t, to0t!!
(w00t, w00t!)
Ai shall follo soot: Toot! Toot! (woot, woot!)
I like yer name, furst, butt there’s rlly no poynt in honkin’ yer own horns!
Nuthin’ to see here, folks… jus keep moovinz!
5B (Ai gibz dem 2 mysef!)
w8, dat kow ish wite…. is minee sumbudy elze…
waht doo Kaows eet? Nt Cheezburgers? Or Grazzburgerz, haha, lulz!
(NOTE: Ths iz ma frst tme doin lolspeak. Plz tll mee hw Ei Did KTHXBAI
yew did rilly rilly gud! da bes part of lolspeak iz dat der is no rite spellin!! ai can just see teh spell chek nao
K lulz thx
lolspeak iz fun 
Newai, wht doo u thnk kaows eet? Grazzburgerz?
LULZ!!! teh Kittehs haf dun gd maekin tihs ther langwige! dn’t u thnk?
kittehz am smrt, toastie.
n ur dooin fyn wiv lolspkin. Mee am noo 2 awl diz 2! but am stil perfuzzledz wen teh wordrappin messez wiv mai tiepin!! poo!!
n eye nawt meenz kow poo!
Gardinburgrrs!!!
am dat teh ufo.. eupham.. anudder naem 4 cowpiez?
Yesh! Dats wut I came too say!
(oooh, dem r teh yum, too. On sum toasted focaccia, with basil mayo, an
artichokes, and melted chedda….I tink is dinna time…)
an Meet Pyes! nom,n nom, nom!
( i like Preest!)
Cowz eet Moooooonpies, eh?
ooohhh basil mayo…………. nao mai tummy growwwwwwwwwwwlllllll grrrrrrr
Spell chek sez…. “OH NOES!”
Kaows eet kaow chow. Duzzn’t ebbreebuddee know taht?
(gud start wif the lolspeek, toastface5 – teh trik iz purrtee much to rememembur nawt to go too far – shud still bee fairlee eezee to reed)
Hey JCK40000000000K!!! Has yu com bak to us?! Woohoo!
O Hai, Ambercat. Yes, ai am bak – laetish last nite. Nao ai can’t sleep cuz ai’m awn your tiem! Thankz fur the welcome! Ai thot – it seems so long, ebreebuddy had probablee furgotted hoo ai wuz!
An ai stil havn’t had tiem (eek – ai’ve got about 70 – 90 pikshurs wif awl teh commintz to reed to catch up!!!) to see wai ai hav a gazillyn (oar nun) kittehs!
pb, nao tradin unner teh naem ob “Phillippe de Beaker”, mai be abul to shed som lite on teh madder ob yur missin/multiplyin kittehs! Hoep yu fownd yur wai hoem ok, nao awl teh rodes R cawled JCH4K Boolevard, in yur onner! Oh, an teh Nawty Barn is nao teh JCH4K Nawty Barn! But teh Yung Nekkid Gy is still commtoonal property!
If yu is awn Brit tym tehn its tym for elebenses – hoos for a cupovtee an a faeree caek?!
Let me be the eleventy-first to welcum yew back, JCH4K. I have been away fer a coupladays and find mice elf with catching up to do.
But my steamed cawl eeg, teh Ambercat, is confewzedededed about me an teh kittehs. It wuz teh LolCatBurglar. It wuz nawt me. Srsly.
[scuze me, gotta run]
Monsoor d’beaker–yoo iz all ways runnin sumplayce.. Why yoo no standz still?? *Iz finkin he iz not wawtz 2 bee recog, rekin… fown owt* Cafeen obberlowd? Or iz jus antz in pantz?
Say….. haz i not seen yoo b4 sumware??? Parree?? Roma???
I suspeks dat wen deh usuul suspeks chime in, we beh milkin dis wun.
you meen teh crem du luh crem?
yeah, dey’ll be churnin out awl sorts ob cheezee puns.
butter leave bufoar dey clabberate adn come up wif the bukkit load o’ milk duds.
dat’s udderly hillarious, Mary O!
I suspeks tehy be chiming soon; I here’s teh cow-bells ringing!
Cow-a-bunga, dude!
Home on deranged?
Nope, jus mad cow dizeez
u berree punnee, missy!! cow u get zo smrt?
In awl honest-tea….I’m a vegan….srsly.
weelee??!! awl diz honnis tea iz gud 4 u!! yam teh lapsd vegan az eye cuddnt aphrd teh memmeship dooz!!
n dere goze de wrd rappin agin eetin mai wurdz – nom nom nom!!?
he be steelin ma mohjo
no, he gots you moojo
In Inngerland there useded tew be (an maybees still is) an ice-lolly called a “Mini-Milk”.
Ai’m thinking this liddle cow is also one of dese!
handikat, Ei waz thnkin of thse wen Ei saw dis pic
Minimilks r kl nd tsty 
lulz!
We yewsed tew buy tehm on teh wai hoam from school – tehy was ten pences. Straorberri oar vanilla flayvour.
Nomnomnomnomnom!
yeh, Ei lik nom nomming on MiniMilks, but, Ei likd the chocolt flavour teh bst!!!
w00t! wii has alot ob britsches cheezfrends! minimilks R fun ‘bememories ob childhood—makes me fink ob getting Fudgesyckles, Creemcylces, Eckimo pies, and “Drumstix”. Thanx for teh treets CowFrends!!
Chawklit meelk
An reg’lar meelk
In dere nachural cantaeners
butt ware’s teh butter meelk?
in teh fridge.
Dis bebe kao shood trai owt fur da Cadbury bunneh commershul! Doze peenk eers is adowabull!!!
OMG, i iz meltin’ in da kyootehness!
We haz milk brand here called Mini Moos, little mini bottls of milk.
MOO –big moo
moo –mini moo
Diz muh furst comment! But I be readin’ da site fer long timez.
(OMG, my FF speelchecker’z spazzin’!)
lulz!!! FF spelchekr alwys spzzes ooute
’specially wen u speek ‘n lolspeak :O)
i wants 1 on left!
wut?
ORITE. Ill wayt. Chzburger not dun yet.
Dis pikshur makin mee think wunts agin bowt beecummin a vegetarian.
Look at dose faces.
dats wai tey don put teh pichers on teh pakages…. imcognifico
Oh, mai, jamama…u noe DATS troo. Hoo cud eet sumtin wiff a sweet litto face?
Sum day……..
we will all look back on dis an say….Wut wuz wee THINKIN?
speshly wen dey recall awl teh beeef…………. wut a waist!! an don wach teh tb showin hao dey be meen to teh cows eiddder….. awl fallin down and awl. brings nudder tear to mai eye. wut a babby today
Oh, noes!!
I doan tink I wunt too heeer abowt dat show
OOOoohh.. Wuz sooo sad. I trooly leeked frun teh eyez an coodin wawch. I don eatz teh veel awreddy..an wishes i wuzzin such a karknee vore. Ill trai 2 cutz down, dough. Rly We haz sum chikkin gurlz an cuddin ebber eetz em.. Thayre jus 4 petz an maybee an okaishunal egg. Mai 1 liddel gurl layz teh bloo eggs.. EZ on Easter *tee hee*
* Bad enuf teh foxxie getzum sumtimez* No keepin dukkiez NE mor eidder..
* durn foxxies *
i no can has cheezburger?
Has Cheezburger from kidz menu!
o lolz frum austin powerz.
u can haz me.
Ha ha! But i hate cows