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Doan u hate teh awards u win butt can’t show up for?
conga rats on nawt secund kafleen!
Wai, tanks…cans wee habs dants too wun ub mah favurite songs, “Electric Avenue?”
Followed by “elektrik slyd”?
Welcum to Fundai, Kafleen! Wat a nice way to start teh dai!
Cum on and get those liddle hoofees pounding and danse wif me.
Oh noes, we gonna rock down to ‘Lectric Abenoo
And den we’ll taek it higher.
*rite rite leff leff*
*slyde sirkle, slide sirkle*
*wiggle hips, roll shoulders*
*struts round teh danse floor*
Oh, Kafleen, dis iz fun! I lub sellabrating ur nawt second wif u!
{{{{Romeow}}}}
Happy Sunday morning, mah good fren.
Hab a scone an sum Chai tea. I now muss hed off furr teh Pleh….wurk.
Feh.
Oh, Fank yew, mah zonkee fren!
I muss be goings myseff, so I taek teh scone wif me. Ur nawt second is a gud omen fur teh ress of ur dai!
Nom nom nom…Mmmmm…yummee.
uhh…troll-liek voating detekted!
Wut a gud fing i happind tu be draivin bai in mah burger truck.
heerz elebenty burgerz fer ebbery buddy!
*clymbz awn top ub truk an flingz burgerz liek mardi gras beedz*
5B!
yay kafleen, yu’z nawt sekund an sekund (liek schroedinger’s kitteh — dere an nawt dere). an wut grate cawmints — wel dun!!
Tank u, Moe!
I needed a …nawt secund! Bee plehhy last too weeks…kind
ub down in dumpees!
an dis has been juss teh JOLT I needed…
KAFLEEN! YAY!
i wanna sing the Electric Ave. sawng, but dunno it.
could you ohm a few barz?
doan need too…heehee! I juss putted it on mah youtube
collection! Go hab a lissen!! http://www.youtube.com/cynic32
I ohmed sum bars an ended up in sumplaze cawld Nurvana… Hadda git dyrekshuns bak to ICHC…. Teh looong wai!
gess mustabin teh long wai ohm?
but nao ai hoapz yur POZZITIB attytyud maek yu feelz awl CHARGED up
yesh, we aer ekStatik ober Kafleen’s win…
So minnee ZINGRRRS!!
But I mus BOLT away nao… We iz goin to da Star Tre Tour in Lawng Beech today! Yay to mai hubbee fur taykin me, I let yoo awl kno if iz wurth da pryce uv edmishun! An I trai to git pitchers onto mai Flickr!
Oopsee, dat’s Star Trek Tour…. Yoo kin google it… Hugs to all da Bright, Sparkee Cheezpeeps!!
Star Trek tour! Ohhh, canna wayt tu heer!
say, “ohai” to mye relatibs.
wuz watchin Star Trek (original) on tv yesterday, an what shood be playing but “The Trouble with Tribbles”!
had forgotten part of the barfite scene between Scottie & the Klingons “Don’t you think you re-phrase that, laddie?”
needed that laff!
Phew, we iz bak nao, da funne ting wuz, dis wuz held at da Kween Maree in Lawng Beech, anwe gots dun, an whuttaya know, dey iz habbin a Scawts festeevul der too, an R tix let us do boff! Wuz fun, but no reel haggis der… Onlee a choklit haggis pai…
Da Toor wus neet, TUNZ uv constooms an props awl arown!
Lotsa moosic an videeyo uv varyus ST shows an moobees. Lotsa playsis what yoo kin git yor pitcher takin awn da brij, on da transportrr, etc etc. Sevral moshun rides, we went on da gentlist uv dem cuz wee too old nao fur da crazzee crashin rydes! Too mush bad baks an dizzee frowups to do dose NEmoar… Sigh…
But wuz fun, hubbee knoz SOOOO much bowt da hole johnrah, NE kwexchuns he knowz ansur to, berree smrt an lotsa memberin!
Dey onlee had wun costoom fur Guynin, an no hats… but et leest she wuz reprezentid! An dey had Sebbin uv Nyne’s jumpsoot, it had zippurs under da feets! Nawt too cumfee lookin! Bu was soo neet to see dis stuff up close! We had fun. Wuz a bit prysee cuz parkin wuz espensiv der too, but still a good day owt!
Da Scots an bagpipins wuz fun too!! Didja know dat neerlee ebree stayt in US haz a tartin? Caleefownyeah’s tartin is baysd awn a lite verzun uv da Muir clan, cuz uv John Muir! Neet!
Konga ratz, Kafleen, on ur nawt-sekund, n awl teh kyoot kommentz cheezpeepz has givd u.
Ai kno kittehs lurv konstrukshun sytes, wif awl teh fassinatin fings like funneh tayls stiken owtta mysteeryus holz inna wallz. Dey kant halp but nom nom onem.
Wee hadta b bery karfulz wen we startted eberee mawnin konstruktin owr hoom, kuz teh kittehs wud krawl thru eberee liddel holz and sneek tru eberee liddel plass tehy kud. We dident wanna heer pitiphul myowing kummin frum insyde teh walz!
Kitteh iz settin 14 ga. 4 cunducturs cabbles, openin teh otter jakets fer hooksup. Kitteh aprentisssin, gots teh jurneyman watchin foar the safetiez.
Ai hads a blak kitteh names “Midnite’ foar many years; shes got lost ober brudder n laws when vari little, befoar she comes to lives wid me. Deys had leaky pipez, hadda opens teh wal teh fixes. Midnites gets lostes, dummies brudder naowt watchen lik sposta. Deh getses hers bak outs tree day laters frum outsas wal. Midnite not liken him so muches anymoar aftar. Hers was den liven wid me, almos terteen yres. I misses muches.
So u kno ekzaktlee wut ai wuz tawkin abowt! Teh kittehs kant rezizt teh mysteryus plaases tu skweez nto… gotta chek eberee liddel nuk n kranny.
I kno wut u meenz, 2, ‘bowt missen teh liddel furbawl… ( sigh ) … dey iz so sweet.
O, hai feelionophiliac!
Ya, Midnite hads “Staff”, but her bestus lapz foar snuggl wuz always minez.
Alwayz leavez ebberyun else foar mi. I hopes hers nu places filld withz sunni windowz, goosheyfuds, happi rubz, and warm, snuggli lapz.
Ceeling Cat bettr makes shoor, or I gunna hav Himz a gud talkings to!!1!
O, hai NikkoYasha!
Sum tyme aggo ai menshund mai vizun uv how it wil b wen wee git klos tu teh bigg gaats aftur wee kros teh bridg. Az sun az teh gaats openz enuf, awl teh kittehs n goggies taht haf krost b4 runz owt tu findz theer belubd staff n peepz. Pandemoneyum wud b puttin it myldlee, wif majer snorgling gowin own 4 owrs. Ai fynd tihs vizun bery halpphul tu mee at tymz, az u kan immajin.
Yeps, mi Midnite, Graykitty, an Oreo, mi kidz kittiez Cheezcake an Tuffy,
wife’s Eureka. Gotsa qwite a prides. Ai wil fall down, all teh kitties under
footz. Iz gunna be grates!
NekoYasha and Aneej keepings mi cawmpani naow, Zzzing on kowch an mi
mi legz. Much happiez.
“Doan u hate teh awards u win butt can’t show up for? :P”
I bet teh roolz say
“YOu need not be present to win!”
gud wun
I’m shocked…just shocked…to win dis award.
dere’s just an electric attraction to dis kitteh
So dats hao bebeh kittehs gets teh spikee furs.
he hab lawts ob energee…fur a while…
too bad teh kittee wont get teh awad pursonally. mebee his deesendentz can piks it up fur him.
oh, wayte…
Conga ratz on nawt second Kafleen… Lukz lyke it cud bee teh hare raizin expeeryence!!
doan frgetz to tank ur agnt, ur auntee, ur unkwl cyrus n awl teh pypfitterz n lytin teknimishuns. n doan frgetz 2 kry awlatymz alot!!
Teh mood at teh awards serimonee wuz electrik!! Congratz kafleen!!
Dis big pasgettti not tasting vary delishus. Needs red soss maybee.
adn lawts ob Ramona’s cheese.
dis cable be Cat5. nom nom nom
kitteh reded dis on teh innerwebs “Category 6 cable is capable of transmitting voice and data up to 155 Mbps (mega bits per second)”, adn fot he wuz jest followin teh instructionz to bite lawts ob megahs,
thus proobin a liddul no ledge iz a dnagereuse fing…
Bebeh kitteh - dat NAWT mowsie taly!
Insadentullie, in teh NoxVulle, Tenarsee, derz teh Alektrik Avanoo. Yeth. We wuz dryv arown an saw teh sine foar sum biznizz on teh Alektrik Avanoo.
lawl.
Dawin Award kitteh iz goin to luk liek einstein in a minut.
FTW!!!1!
zap
nom nom nom
ZAP !!!
ow …
nom nom nom
ZAP !!!
ow …
nom nom nom
ZAP !!!
ow …
( darwin award kitten is unable to learn from mistakes )
kitteh iz doin best to saiv teh res of teh kitteh cibilizasion frum teh vacuum monster!!!
Wel nomin fru uddur kaybul onlee tern meh frum waiyt kitteh tu slaitlee sinjd gray kitteh. Sew Sekund kaybul shudz be ezzeyur, az I haz bilt up the mew-nitee.
no tim 4 sleepz… must recharge wif teh elektrisity b4 award seremonies!
Teh kitteh iz awdishumning az auko… awbidomat…. it-do-it-itseff wyr strippr 4 noo TV shoue “Forever Home” wof Norm Abrms an Bobb Veela an TimTehTuleManTaylr, an Al Borland an Payge Daviss…
Shoue gunna cubber subjeks lyk ‘Dekoratin wif Hareblls’ an ‘GooshhieFud Pamtrees’ an ‘Bukkit Hydin Playses’ an ‘Hao 2 Gro Katnip inna Bukkit’ an ‘Playses 2 Hyd 2 Ambush Hoomin Ankllybits’ an stuf lyk dat.
Dowt dat Kitteh iz gunna gets da part… noe plad shurt.
win!
[nrml_speek] ha! that took me about 15 minutes to read! some of this stuff is harder to read than brian jacques molespeech…its awesome, though. it’s like a puzzle everytime. [/nrml_speek]
got dat otta mah sistem…naw den…ai wud liek to see bobb veela an timtehtulemantaylr dekoratin “teh tomkitteh’s starekaes” wif harblls. al wud bee off in teh gardin shiely flurtin wif payge wile plattin burdseedz (is whar burds comes frum), an norm wil be reeplasin wictoreean banistars on dat awld lidderbx.
coztoom dept!! we b needinz plad shurt 4 kitteh!! chop chop
on ayr in fyve!!!
O, boi!… Pisskettee!!!
Haz 2 Nom Nom kwikklee oarz
it willz go away
Piskettee iz “Pleh!”.
Haz no flayvurr, but wurkz az
Kitteh teetheeng reeng
Wie iz Prittee Wun
luukeeng skeered? Mebbee fynd sum
uddurr playss 2 playz
Jack.
…since that ACME rocket pack thing didn’t work out.
dis one needs footnote
no kitteh hurted in making dis lol