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mee–out! mee–out!
mee–in, mee-in, mee-in!
yooz bin liepin abowt on yor oan heah – gettin nort onwly nawt secnd but nawt fierd 4 de brd! concatumalayshums on been sew speidsom dis moaning.
fank-yU berry mush, gibbocat! Onlee a cuppola us peepz is up at dis hour!
am cuppola peepz kynda rcheeztextz oar bilderz? gud jawb 4 de wever type stuph – cum undah meye cuppola n outah de rein!!
Ooh, gibbo, Ai cud uuz a cuppola on mai ruff…duz U biulds dem?
o noez! u neadz franciz frd cuppola 4 dat! mebbe?
2day eye haz mush simpafee wiv Mary of de borg fer boilinz potz n stuf. coz eye wuz sew abzrbd in awl de pyrayt danzin n singz dat eye mizd de powst!!
haz 2 jmp in caw n dryv 2 town oar not b meye potz boilin ober but meye editorpeepl!!1!! omg – jst maed yt!! big sy. goosh pnt pnt.
it wuz still dark—i wuz “leepin’ an hoppin’ onna MOonshadow, Moonshadow, Moonshadow”!!!
Foar sum reason, this urly monring, this picher puts this song in mai head, maybe good fur a dance to celebrate nawt-second AND nawt-third,
Ai heer yew knockin
but yew cant cums in
Ai heer yew nawkin,
go back where youze been, ….
[funky noo or leans piano in here ...]
in mai urly mornin….
Ai heerz U knockin
but yew Kant cumz in
Ai’m in mai nighty
N itz aweful thin
u heerz mi noxin
woan u let mee in?
eyez stannin on ur lannin
wiv a bokkel ob jin!
Ai heer a nokin
But its in mai hed
Mai skroos R loos
An Ai need mai meds!
wuz mee noxin
coz eye got ur medz
jin iz gud
4 rubbyn in de hedz!!
yoo guyz R killin’ me, ya know, jus killin’ me!
ennywayz, i hadta help my crazy bruder, butt I kame back to thank yoo cheezpeeps fore teh congrats an nyce werds. Cuppola daze ago, I wuz firsty, and a cuppola trolls gibbed me “wons” rite off teh bat, and it maded me discouraged. TOday makes me happy, and happy Kitteherday 2 ebberybuddy!
I wuz finking; ‘stead ob dancing, how’s ’bout wii try our wings out an doo sum glyin’ instead–like teh byrdees!?!1. Iz goan innto my kozy place *ahhh* to take a catty nap, an I will dreem ’bout flying! My favorit dreemz!
Stay well, do good werk (play), an keep in touch…
KK.
mebbe u flyz im ur dreemz..? bt eye tryd n fellz on meye bellee n bimp ma gnoze – bigsum owch.
but mennee tymz eye dreem ov flotin – juss flotin sted ov wawkinz.
happee dreems kitkay persoms.
cheezfrenz will keap playz 4 u snuggli n warmz.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOlEL4spBxs&feature=related
lyk dis?
ohai Mary O. Yes, exactactatackakakakllly like dat.
Smiley Lewis FTW.
Lotsa udder good versions too. An I think teh budgie be singing it on this mornin’s picher.
somehow i don’t think this one is recorded in N’Orluns judgin frum teh accent at the beginning
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4MHCW-f6F4
good choyce! i ben wanderin round ober dere at yoohootoob adn poasted sum linkees but tehy apearantlee kant cumin. mebee dey cum bak… we lettem bak in if dey dew.
v=J4MHCW-f6F4
v=aOlEL4spBxs
twy pay sting dese nom bursts in to “search vidyos” on yootoob .
teh wun in v=J4MHCW-f6F4 sounds like it be rekorded sum wares in teenie tinee Ingerland oar Skotlun? Ms. Tidmum, oar SJ oar Ambercat can you identify dat aksent fur me?
teh axumpt iz irish frum teh lamd ob teh leprekorn n teh blarnee stoanz!
fanks! gibbocat r you frum teh land ob blarnee?
Mary O’S, teh linkees werkded bery good fer me, but nawt in new window..so ai cutz and pastezes insted. Fang u 4 linkz!
*burd eets kitteh*
First!
haha gud 1
Nope–u iz tied wif kitkay, but froo teh powetic justiss of teh wrdprss, u iz not not-second. sry, Manx.
BTW, roun here iz considdered lame to just yell “First!” wen u gets here, um, not sekund. Iz place of honner, an we tries to deserve it by saying sumpin klever. Besides, cheezfrenz is all smart enuf to count to 1. If u yells “First!” we is all like, “No duh, Sherlok!” eeben tho most of us iz too nice to say dat.
Iz OK, u will lern teh ropes. Jus stik aroun.
Had a kitteh onze who cud count to 2!!! No rly! He lieked cucmumumbber. Cud count 2 halfs of a sliece to likk allgone, den go awai happy.
Iz okay, manx, ai maked saem misteak last weak. U can has forgibness – cheezfrds is berry friendly.
Manx, duz u hab teh Manx kittehs?
I hab two ov dem nao and 3 ober teh bridge.
A Byrdie wiff a yellow bill,
hopped upon my windersill,
cocked his shinny hed and sed,
na, nanny, boo, boo!
Dat kitteh looks so ebil… LOOKOWT BEHYND YOO, BYRDI! IT ARE DA ABOMIBIBABAL SNOCAT!!1!!.
ebil-eyed kitteh
gibs birdie teh ebil eye.
kitteh not only luks ebil but also is nierly goggie-size… kitteh, I rekumends you to injoy the benifoots of the grayt awtdors liek frish ayr n sunshen n ecser… exsur… playing.
kitteh awredy awtdors. Wanz inz whre fuds is…nom nom nom nom….
NO!!!1!! Teh bloobird of happeeness has terned his bak on me.
ohh, nose, kitteh—–beware ob teh dragon-kittteh slayin’ St. George ‘keet!!!!
dat fluffsum kitteh werz de toe-tallie cheep cheep muscarah. kyna seam appropereayt, n’awl
agreed. I fote it wuz eye-boogerz encrusted ’round da eyes. Eeder way, naught so grate. Achoo-lee. (iz cold)
Da byrd…it tawks tew meh
Oh Crap!!! teh window woant budge!!! Budgie byrd-BBQ——WANT!!!
Dats why dey calls it a windo “pain.”
ooooo, dat hertz!
Uzually my jokes is more transparent…
Gibs U 5 burgers 4 dat (on akount of der NOT bein’ no burgers still yet again!)
Teh burgers kum, dey goes… can’t figger it out. Maibe aisle jus say:
“5B” 4 5 burgers?
mebbe b moar bedder nex cycle
mush crapness – winnow woan budgie!!
ooohh, buddgee-keet, I lurves yoo so (wiff a little dry wite whine; nom, nom, nom; slurpity, slurpity, slurp, slurp!)
Oh, ick!!
an fava beens !!!1!!
w00t! Hannibal licked ‘her.
splart!!!1!!!!!
cheep whine al ober d puter screen
(iz caturday nite)
Beez reel carefulz…if Uz kiss da parakeet U kan gets CHERPIES!
(iz wun ob doz ‘KANAREEL’ dizeeezes!)…(N iz unTWEETable!!)
berry punnieh!!1!!
Tank U gibbo…R U bringgin da drinks to da Caterday Party?
ize got ay bokkel ov champign – u noe – de stuf wiv bubbelz! iz dat k wiv u?
Sum callz it “Hair uf teh dog”
(It B 9:08 AM nao!)
???????
I bringz drinks, 2. Ebberybuddy gits his/her hart’s desire 2 drink. Eben Dr. Plepper! (I usually bringz some fine Europeen Mineralwasser [sparkly} when I is inbited 2 a partee where odder peepz awl bring booz! I lyke it, an, funny thing, it gets awl drinkted up!)
Howt CHocolite, cold rooty-bier flotes, an awl those fancy-pansy alcholic potatbles, if you like.
Party On. D00ds.
Rooty-bier flotes? WANT. I bring ize creem.
I lurvs teh rooty-bier flotes.
Ken I have a purple cow insted ob a rooty-bier flote? Nawt a rilly grown up drinkee, but hooeber sed I was rilly a grown up?
Sokay, D Marie, I dont think deez good Cheezfrends wood sai u haz to be a grownd up. Growndupidness iz hilee oberraided. Quezdjun? How u maik purrpul cow? I’z gezzing graip sodee fizzelz iz a grediunt.
O hai-nebbermind quezdun bout purrpul cow greedeeuntz . I look it up and teh Inturnets say itz graip joos and milk and ize creem. No sodee fizzels in dere. Nebber haz dis bfor. Must trai.
Akshully, we use grape pop and ice creem cuz teh fizzee part is teh portant part.
Scuse meh if mai lolspeak is wonky, cuz typin when u cant see half ob ur sentense be weerd. Can we fix the wraparound thingee plskthx?
iffen u iz in teh midwest, u knoez dat teh purpl cow iz teh iyskreem playse at teh meijer storz. dey yusta has a iyskreem flayvr cald ‘purpl cow pop rokz’ en it wuz grayp iyskreem wif REEL pop rokz innit!!1!!elebentywun!!
wen Ai werkt at meijer Ai wud get a purpl cow pop rokz iyskreem cone on mai brayk, en go bak 2 mai cashrejistr all grinnin an happpitayl acuz teh poprokz maykt mai mowf feel phunnee.
w0w, teenie,. that sounds c00l! Teh odder “purple cows” sound good, too. Grapejoos wuz my childhood fav. Ennyway, I nebber saw a purpull cow, butt I useta like 2 drink “brown cows” in kollege. Basikly, just a drink that’s half milk and half rooty-beer. Sounds weerd, but teh 2 flavurs akshually go gud wiff tehr chudders!
bleughhh – hairy ov goggie? do not want!!1!
pre furz mai kittehz n chambubbels!
don furrgit teh bukkiz of gin 2…wee hab a grate Caterday!!
Oo, I lurves shampain. Only if I drinks too mush I can has realpain teh
nex mornin.
*heddesk*
Berry punny! Ouch!
O sry iz been reedundifyin..
I can has party 2? I brings chawklit !!!!!
ooo, chokelites—yoo gotz enny gud leftovers frum V-day, KKM?
Noes leftovers – mai hecat bringz me teh rowzes – dey iz bootimous an oh-so-fragrant! Ai only eatz chawklits on innerwebs – no carbs in dem!
Wat kimes chawklits u lykes? Ai goes gets dem…
reedundifyin
I likes ur new werd. Is useful, an relevant to mai intrests
O thx DM! *blushes*
A burdy inna hous iz wurf 2 inna bush,,if ownlee ai cud get in!!
(buy da way…ai danz N sing 4 U , KK… if Ai may joyn da Caterday Partee?)
fanks, fangs, thinks me!!! I wuz away cuz ob my bruder (long story [boring,2]), an I jus habs a cuppola minuetts B4 I hasta take a katnap (like awl day, like a cat); I lubs awl teh songs teh peepz hab been singin’—w00t, w00t! Mary O or sum mugician play some toons, k?
hummmmmm hum hhhhhummm humm huuummmm
(lullabye humming fur teh nap, to teh tyune ob i heer yoo nokking…in the key ob
c leepy major)
oooh, i twied to make you sum ob doze lil pankaeks but the butter wented badn so i haded to go buy bettuh buttah fur the batterh.
(lil mold made teh batterbutterbadder)
Wus taht teh bit ob budder Bettie bort?
noesss, idont fink sew. wasn’t bettie’s butter bitter?
Wif buttah in teh battah makes the bittah battah beddah. Wuh??
Stealth Cat is Stealthy. BTW thats one scary looking cat lol
ignorin’ byrd iz ignorin’.
OMG itz a kitteh. Git in the CAR !
Iz it Kittah revenge for slayin’ the dragon?
>^..^<
Anybuddy else habbin problems wif da burgers? I din fin any till I waz near da boddom. I gib the not-sekond comment I see wif burger a vote ob five of dem and dat make all the burger i gotz go away. New format is all fusticated. I are using IE on vista. Anibuddy else habbin dis problem? Anybuddy else using differnt stuff gettin better results? I can no gibe burger so any ob da cheezfrends. Dis a drag!
I be using deh Firefox by Mozilla wit deh Windows XP. I getz to see all de burgerz.
I not noeing if Firefox on Vista be ok 4 deh burgerz or not.
But I wud be using deh Firefox ‘cuz it haz an ad-remover. Helpz make deh pages lode fasterz wiffout the adz. N I be having the sllloooooowwwwww interwebz so ebbery liddle bit helpz.
Hope dat helpingz u.
I be gibbing lotz of 5 burgerz to all dah peepz to help make up 4 doez uv u who can’t be gibbing the burgerz.
Can you beleev dere was some peepz gibbing the Jon & Loretta 1 burgerz? Stoopy Trollz!!!
Iz allso uzing teh Farfoxx on teh XP, an mais brgrs neber went awai. But sumtymes mai posts gets nommed until after Ai reepost(e). Then ai be emmbi…immarb..red in teh faise!
I ewse IE at wurk, cheesburglols disapeer, but Farfoxx at howme has allll cheesburglols.
Burd: “U reely can’t stay…
Kitteh: Baby, it’s COLD outside…”
Cerys (form CATatonia) Burd:”Yu’ve got to go awai!
Tom Jones Kitteh:Ah, baby, it’s cold outside…”
Want want want want want want want
lix liek de burd iz pakt ay fanzy bagg – eeber goin on holz oar leebin coz f de abdominabel sno cat owtzyde?
Meh BBF sayz Ay look liek dat kitteh wen infront of windo of Chawklitz
dat kitteh luks 2be not awnly ebil but nerly goggie-size… do nawt neid moar fud!
DO NOT WANTS WINDOE!!
kitteh, I rekumends you injoy the benifoots of being awtside liek frish ayr nd sunshien nd ecser… exsur… playing.
dis like kiddehs Chrismus panto: BEHINE U! LUK BEHINE U!!!!
looks like a screen cap I’ve seen of 28 weeks later, where a zombie chick has that exact same look on her face while peering in a window.
I can’t type in lolcat speak. Makes my head hurt, sorry.
My cat has told me that he would spell properly, but might not use impeccable grammar. He excuses my lack of lolcat speak. I find it endearing in macros, in comments… eh… sometimes.
iz nawt unnerstannin
hear, you can borrys my uniberal transmalator
tankee!
ohai, yikes.
heer – u can haz assprin. hm. nawt luks rite. u can has aspurrin. nawt rite eever. u can has… heddake pills.
*extends lil paw wif lil wite pills*
*yes, i chexks dey nawt buttins – see? no loopeh on backs… srsly.*
Hai Yikes and IBK!
IBK dat waz so nice ov you to gib teh heddake pills to Yikes. I lieks teh Excedrine wif teh catfeend fur mah owies.
Yikes, u doan hab to use lolspeak. You can us tawk ennyway you want. We r juss happeh to hab u heer.
{{{{{{{{{{Yikes & IBK}}}}}}}}}}
yesh, Yikes!!! talk wiff us, eben thoo wii B tawkin’ awl goofy-like…
iz teh hed8k bedder? How ’bout sum tylenlol?
(Ore is dat “tylolnall?
omg scary cat!
I LOVE that cat. So creepily adorable!
teh bluu bujee looks lik my Mister Bird I had as aa little gurl.
One day I was kleening Mr Birds cayg outside. an I goes in side an I heers a TWEE TWEE TWEE , an I goes outside an Jamie, Our kitteh has mr Bird in hers mouf. an when I gots to the kitteh Mr. Bird was dead. An I mades a gravestone wif a siggar box lid.
An Mommy hugged me.
I was sad nd aaafeered of what my big brudders wud do. But tey unnerstood.
aawwww…U getz a huggle frum mei 2 naow!!
(tearz in mai eyez, N memoriez ob mai deerlee departed onez)
Kitteh iz upsetz.
Wantz 2 akxx Prittee Burd 2
joynz himz 4 lunch
Kitteh tryz Hippno-
Powah. Willz nawtz wurk unless
Burdee turnz arowndz
Mebbee Kitteh canz
charjj up Layzurrz, but dayz doan’tz
wurk 2 well froo glass
Jack.
ohai, jack!!
nuvver awsum pome! mebbe kitteh like invites burdeh 4 lunch, butt mebbe burdeh no want bees da lunch…!
an WOOOW. i no comes heer cuppla days an iz awl change… luk berry gud. i jus hasta used 2 itz.
nock nock nockin on hebbin’s door…
er, window?
Iz this windoes vistuh? DO NOT WANTS WINDOES!
Conjunktavitys kitteh been sleepin in a draft
how dry “eyes” am.
Ai lubs dis pikshure!!! But fur sum reeson teh capshun maeks mii think ob dat “Rawhide” song. Jus teh beeginninging ob teh song.
Dat kitteh iz teh tex buk deffinshun ob “WANT!!!!111!!!!”
I hope he gets that thing! He looks a little hungry.
Alohomora!
hermione iz a cheezpeep!
howdyedoo?
Emperor Palpatine Cat .. eyes a new apprentice
uz telikenisis 2 brak glas ands git snak!
Freakiest. Cat. Ever.
And Windows gets in teh way once agin
Dis remyndz meh ob teh oldy-moldy Marshall’s komm…comm…sellin shoz wif teh laydee dat lookd n teh doorz ob teh stor n sai “open-open-open” so she can has grayt baiz.
Marty Fekdman kitteh wants yer brainz
Dat kitteh scares me a littl… ummm, no alot…
Ross cat wants the store to openz
reel lyf B-rate hooroor movee! OH NOES!
dis funnier wit out wurds
dat keeteh freaks me out
teh kitteh luks homicydal
the cat looks tired to me
the cat looks very tired in the picture duck duck let him in before he gets relly tired so he will have to go to bed.
psycho-proof glass; your Jedi mindtricks do not work on me.
zombiecat….will strike again.
oh lawlz :3