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mee–out! mee–out!
mee–in, mee-in, mee-in!
yooz bin liepin abowt on yor oan heah - gettin nort onwly nawt secnd but nawt fierd 4 de brd! concatumalayshums on been sew speidsom dis moaning.
fank-yU berry mush, gibbocat! Onlee a cuppola us peepz is up at dis hour!
am cuppola peepz kynda rcheeztextz oar bilderz? gud jawb 4 de wever type stuph - cum undah meye cuppola n outah de rein!!
Ooh, gibbo, Ai cud uuz a cuppola on mai ruff…duz U biulds dem?
o noez! u neadz franciz frd cuppola 4 dat! mebbe?
2day eye haz mush simpafee wiv Mary of de borg fer boilinz potz n stuf. coz eye wuz sew abzrbd in awl de pyrayt danzin n singz dat eye mizd de powst!!
haz 2 jmp in caw n dryv 2 town oar not b meye potz boilin ober but meye editorpeepl!!1!! omg - jst maed yt!! big sy. goosh pnt pnt.
it wuz still dark—i wuz “leepin’ an hoppin’ onna MOonshadow, Moonshadow, Moonshadow”!!!
Foar sum reason, this urly monring, this picher puts this song in mai head, maybe good fur a dance to celebrate nawt-second AND nawt-third,
Ai heer yew knockin
but yew cant cums in
Ai heer yew nawkin,
go back where youze been, ….
[funky noo or leans piano in here ...]
in mai urly mornin….
Ai heerz U knockin
but yew Kant cumz in
Ai’m in mai nighty
N itz aweful thin
u heerz mi noxin
woan u let mee in?
eyez stannin on ur lannin
wiv a bokkel ob jin!
Ai heer a nokin
But its in mai hed
Mai skroos R loos
An Ai need mai meds!
wuz mee noxin
coz eye got ur medz
jin iz gud
4 rubbyn in de hedz!!
yoo guyz R killin’ me, ya know, jus killin’ me!
ennywayz, i hadta help my crazy bruder, butt I kame back to thank yoo cheezpeeps fore teh congrats an nyce werds. Cuppola daze ago, I wuz firsty, and a cuppola trolls gibbed me “wons” rite off teh bat, and it maded me discouraged. TOday makes me happy, and happy Kitteherday 2 ebberybuddy!
I wuz finking; ’stead ob dancing, how’s ’bout wii try our wings out an doo sum glyin’ instead–like teh byrdees!?!1. Iz goan innto my kozy place *ahhh* to take a catty nap, an I will dreem ’bout flying! My favorit dreemz!
Stay well, do good werk (play), an keep in touch…
KK.
mebbe u flyz im ur dreemz..? bt eye tryd n fellz on meye bellee n bimp ma gnoze - bigsum owch.
but mennee tymz eye dreem ov flotin - juss flotin sted ov wawkinz.
happee dreems kitkay persoms.
cheezfrenz will keap playz 4 u snuggli n warmz.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=aOlEL4spBxs&feature=related
lyk dis?
ohai Mary O. Yes, exactactatackakakakllly like dat.
Smiley Lewis FTW.
Lotsa udder good versions too. An I think teh budgie be singing it on this mornin’s picher.
somehow i don’t think this one is recorded in N’Orluns judgin frum teh accent at the beginning
http://youtube.com/watch?v=J4MHCW-f6F4
good choyce! i ben wanderin round ober dere at yoohootoob adn poasted sum linkees but tehy apearantlee kant cumin. mebee dey cum bak… we lettem bak in if dey dew.
v=J4MHCW-f6F4
v=aOlEL4spBxs
twy pay sting dese nom bursts in to “search vidyos” on yootoob .
teh wun in v=J4MHCW-f6F4 sounds like it be rekorded sum wares in teenie tinee Ingerland oar Skotlun? Ms. Tidmum, oar SJ oar Ambercat can you identify dat aksent fur me?
teh axumpt iz irish frum teh lamd ob teh leprekorn n teh blarnee stoanz!
fanks! gibbocat r you frum teh land ob blarnee?
Mary O’S, teh linkees werkded bery good fer me, but nawt in new window..so ai cutz and pastezes insted. Fang u 4 linkz!
*burd eets kitteh*
First!
haha gud 1
Nope–u iz tied wif kitkay, but froo teh powetic justiss of teh wrdprss, u iz not not-second. sry, Manx.
BTW, roun here iz considdered lame to just yell “First!” wen u gets here, um, not sekund. Iz place of honner, an we tries to deserve it by saying sumpin klever. Besides, cheezfrenz is all smart enuf to count to 1. If u yells “First!” we is all like, “No duh, Sherlok!” eeben tho most of us iz too nice to say dat.
Iz OK, u will lern teh ropes. Jus stik aroun.
Had a kitteh onze who cud count to 2!!! No rly! He lieked cucmumumbber. Cud count 2 halfs of a sliece to likk allgone, den go awai happy.
Iz okay, manx, ai maked saem misteak last weak. U can has forgibness - cheezfrds is berry friendly.
Manx, duz u hab teh Manx kittehs?
I hab two ov dem nao and 3 ober teh bridge.
A Byrdie wiff a yellow bill,
hopped upon my windersill,
cocked his shinny hed and sed,
na, nanny, boo, boo!
Dat kitteh looks so ebil… LOOKOWT BEHYND YOO, BYRDI! IT ARE DA ABOMIBIBABAL SNOCAT!!1!!.
ebil-eyed kitteh
gibs birdie teh ebil eye.
kitteh not only luks ebil but also is nierly goggie-size… kitteh, I rekumends you to injoy the benifoots of the grayt awtdors liek frish ayr n sunshen n ecser… exsur… playing.
kitteh awredy awtdors. Wanz inz whre fuds is…nom nom nom nom….
NO!!!1!! Teh bloobird of happeeness has terned his bak on me.
ohh, nose, kitteh—–beware ob teh dragon-kittteh slayin’ St. George ‘keet!!!!
dat fluffsum kitteh werz de toe-tallie cheep cheep muscarah. kyna seam appropereayt, n’awl
agreed. I fote it wuz eye-boogerz encrusted ’round da eyes. Eeder way, naught so grate. Achoo-lee. (iz cold)
Da byrd…it tawks tew meh
Oh Crap!!! teh window woant budge!!! Budgie byrd-BBQ——WANT!!!
Dats why dey calls it a windo “pain.”
ooooo, dat hertz!
Uzually my jokes is more transparent…
Gibs U 5 burgers 4 dat (on akount of der NOT bein’ no burgers still yet again!)
Teh burgers kum, dey goes… can’t figger it out. Maibe aisle jus say:
“5B” 4 5 burgers?
mebbe b moar bedder nex cycle
mush crapness - winnow woan budgie!!
ooohh, buddgee-keet, I lurves yoo so (wiff a little dry wite whine; nom, nom, nom; slurpity, slurpity, slurp, slurp!)
Oh, ick!!
an fava beens !!!1!!
w00t! Hannibal licked ‘her.
splart!!!1!!!!!
cheep whine al ober d puter screen
(iz caturday nite)
Beez reel carefulz…if Uz kiss da parakeet U kan gets CHERPIES!
(iz wun ob doz ‘KANAREEL’ dizeeezes!)…(N iz unTWEETable!!)
berry punnieh!!1!!
Tank U gibbo…R U bringgin da drinks to da Caterday Party?
ize got ay bokkel ov champign - u noe - de stuf wiv bubbelz! iz dat k wiv u?
Sum callz it “Hair uf teh dog”
(It B 9:08 AM nao!)
???????
I bringz drinks, 2. Ebberybuddy gits his/her hart’s desire 2 drink. Eben Dr. Plepper! (I usually bringz some fine Europeen Mineralwasser [sparkly} when I is inbited 2 a partee where odder peepz awl bring booz! I lyke it, an, funny thing, it gets awl drinkted up!)
Howt CHocolite, cold rooty-bier flotes, an awl those fancy-pansy alcholic potatbles, if you like.
Party On. D00ds.
Rooty-bier flotes? WANT. I bring ize creem.
I lurvs teh rooty-bier flotes.
Ken I have a purple cow insted ob a rooty-bier flote? Nawt a rilly grown up drinkee, but hooeber sed I was rilly a grown up?
Sokay, D Marie, I dont think deez good Cheezfrends wood sai u haz to be a grownd up. Growndupidness iz hilee oberraided. Quezdjun? How u maik purrpul cow? I’z gezzing graip sodee fizzelz iz a grediunt.
O hai-nebbermind quezdun bout purrpul cow greedeeuntz . I look it up and teh Inturnets say itz graip joos and milk and ize creem. No sodee fizzels in dere. Nebber haz dis bfor. Must trai.
Akshully, we use grape pop and ice creem cuz teh fizzee part is teh portant part.
Scuse meh if mai lolspeak is wonky, cuz typin when u cant see half ob ur sentense be weerd. Can we fix the wraparound thingee plskthx?
iffen u iz in teh midwest, u knoez dat teh purpl cow iz teh iyskreem playse at teh meijer storz. dey yusta has a iyskreem flayvr cald ‘purpl cow pop rokz’ en it wuz grayp iyskreem wif REEL pop rokz innit!!1!!elebentywun!!
wen Ai werkt at meijer Ai wud get a purpl cow pop rokz iyskreem cone on mai brayk, en go bak 2 mai cashrejistr all grinnin an happpitayl acuz teh poprokz maykt mai mowf feel phunnee.