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oh, hey, 34 centz….
aktually, is teh way to narnia!
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I gib u half if u pull me outta here.
ummm. dats okay. yoo keep it awl!
congratz, dmarie!
heer eye yam, stuk inna middul wit choo!!
oh, wayt. did you sey “s’mints” oar “centz”? wun i want, tother, nawt so muches.
I was looking for the This Little Penny video, and I found it. It seemed apropriate for this pic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_r-Q1u6PDk
I also found this video, which is really cool, and I present it for your enjoyment: (When The Saints Go Marchin In)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm6ktYq0Yxk
tank que sew muchly 4 teh danny kaye tune……… gaiv me goosebumps… aye wuz dansin roun and roun in mai hed. most exshellunt!!
Ai were dansin in mah chair! “Saints” iz two too to muchly much. Thank u thank u DMarie
The arm cair boogie. tanks for the clips, was grate
wud dat be teh butt scootin boogie?
Beddar I do dat dan da goggee!!!
LOL!
KwiK!!!run to teh shop an spen it on nip b4 ennewun claimz it.
Maybe dis be a wermhole to another dimenshun. Here we sees white hitteh dissapearin, and on The Other Side we sees a black kitteh emerging. Its a metafysical thing – hard to xplains to stoopy hyumons.
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Ohai Tidmun – I be glad someone answered yur question a few pikshurs bak about the lower life-form we call trolls – I just gots home a couple hours ago.
And Congratulashuns D Marie on your nawt-sekond!
Ohai CH. ai beenz owt too.Hab joo hadz a nyce eebnin or afternoonz? Ai still confizzleded bout teh time ob dae akross teh Pond.–It’s 01.28 am heer
Teh kwestion wuz answerded annao ai noe–I doan lyke dem Trolls!!
At the time yor message came in saying it was 1:30 (am) in TeenytinyEngland, it was 8:30 pm Eastern time (about the eastern quarter of the continental USA – including New York, Washington,DC and Florida) (and 7:30 pm Central time – the next section of the US which includes Texas and Chicago) (and 6:30 Mountain time – next section of US which includes Arizona), and Pacific time, which includes Las Vegas and the Pacific seaboard. Alaska is another hour earlier, and Hawaii is yet still another hour earlier. Then of course we switch times twice a year (daylight savings time and standard time).
Well, is dat be klear now on U.S. time? (We gets confused by it, and calls our friends at all the wrong hours – and we lives here!) ICHC seems to run on Hawaii time, as the time given on the posts iz always 5 hours behinds Eastern time).
Wow!!.Big confizzelded. mai brane be goin back an forwuds.Awl yoo ‘merikan peeps muss bee not knowin wether yoo cummin,goin,been,or went!!-as mai Dad wud say.
Ai vote eberee place shud beez on ICHCB tyme.
hao choo stai up sew layt? teh dansin must hab goccha goin
*Ai’m gunna danse awl nite…*La la la twirl an prance an stomp(in mai jamas an still got teh makeup an joolry on)….. doan noe ennee moar werdz….
Akshully ai am berry sleepy but mai cozee baskit beez filled wib kidlets and kittehs (Mr TM wud haba fit if he wuz home) dems in mai Bed steelin my ZZZZZZZzzzz’ss
Oh well, dems be tipped out inna minnet.
One more cawfee an a smokee stik an loads ob cheezlaffs den sweet dreems for me.
At least it is better than it was, we used to have several states that didn’t go on Daylight Savings time. So, part of the year, they seemed to be in one time zone, and part of the year in another.
An i frot teenytiny ingerland was confuzzlin wib 1 hour forwerd inna spring an 1 hour back inna Autumn.
Dis meant to be up der
D Marie, AZ still doan change tiems. So part ov teh yeer, Iz on Pacific, and teh other part on Mountain. Wud b easier if we just changed liek eberybuddeh else.
I didn’t know Arizona still did that. Iniana quit finally. It was weird, because some cities on the borders did change to stay with the cities in other states, like Chicago and Cincinnati… so I never did really figure it out.
n Howaiieeeeee doan change tymes nedder
needz teh calquelater to figger owt
onlee fing iz, hoo wantz to save dayliet wen itz a hunnerd elebentee
degreez until teh sun goze down? (aftur sun goez down is onlee hunnerd
elebentee minus too degreez.) (i livz in toosawn; feenix eben hottr!)
Wood dat be lunchtiem? I gesses itz alwais lunchtiem sumwear.
Dat’s ment to be unner Tidmum’s commint abowt ICHC tiem. Muss lern to be kwicker…
get Cookie’s Human adn Tribbul to teech you b0rg precishun.
Mary, of the ,House of Spock, U KNOES you haz some of dem b0rg nanny-cirkits in U!
iz moastly luk in mye kase.
ifn uz iz k’foozed ’bout tym, y nawt uze GMT?
Goez lyk dis: Lumdun iz GMT.
US East koste iz GMT-5:00
US Central iz GMT-6:00
US West koste iz GMT-8:00
etc etc.
So, rite naow 4 meh it r 10:35AM US Eastern…
+5 = 15:35GMT (3:35PM), or -3 = 7:35AM US Western.
Butt awlx eye gotsta say is 15:35GMT, an ebberbuddy can cowntz
on dere fingders 2 noe wut tyme it r 4 them.
Confoozed? Gud. Mai werk here iz dun.
Hope bOrg ram doan similate kitteh tween demenshonz.
N e wun no how tu mayke bOrg happi faze?
Mah husband haz sugestjon, but iz indecent (he haz de big krush on 7 of 9).
gigl- azif 7 of 9 wud “assimilayte” him. ( well, dat wuz rood. mebbee she wud?)
He be wishin’!
(Funni thing – my huzband not Star Trek fan at all. Sumtymes watches wid me, jus to be socei…soshabl….um, nice. But when 7 of 9 came on board, he wud watch just 2 see her. He no understand konsept of B0rg; warp drive, Klingons, but when wii went to ST Experience in Las Vegas a while bak, there wuz a trivia kwiz video whyle waiting for “ride.” I wuz amazed at how many he gots rite – he may not be ST fan, but he be a Vulcan at heart (and haz de pof-farr for 7 of 9).
we awl haz teh dweems- his be the 7 heaven.
Wormhol kitte sez: “Eggzit plas iz Narnia! Go, go,go!”
Looks in deh udder cushins for 66 mores, den getz teh dubbl cheezburgers!!1!
omg, did NAWT seez dis. so sry, nikkoyasha, dint meen 2 copiez u
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i fink NikkoYasha’s showededed up aftuh yours. weird press just teezin yoo.
Iz okayes! NikkoYasha jus LUBBES teh Cheezburgers! Furst times she hases, not leebes mai laps tl awl gones! Nom Nom Nom….
Wates a munit! White tayls, in the couches…NikkoYasha! U gets Aneej to tak teh pitchers? Wats ur hoomin Dave sposed to do?
Oh, ya. Getses teh cheezburgers.
no kitteh! if u sabz it nd u findz liek 65 moar sense, den u can buyz chikkin nuggitz @ wendees! Oar a choklit milkshayk (tho ur mam sez u sholdnt be drinken teh choklit).
oo, sum earbuds 2!
ace capshun!!
Sorreh, kitteh of whiteness, you no can exchange 34 centz for cheezburger.
Need moar, much moar. Keep collectin!
howzabowt 34 cenz, 2 eerbudz ( wun wiv wax ) n a buz tikkit?
deel???
plsthx
An a hairee cuvvered orinj sweetee!!!
And four or five non-matching soks….and the remote kontrol…a porcelain teacup….someone’s skivies…
an awl teh pens and hair bobbles
an a skoo tie an a …… OH mai C.C !!! Uncle George!!!!!!
An da rites to shmoo ma prittee peenk tozes!!!
SPL-poof! Phew, tank Ceeleeng Cat I had ma CHRG awn!
rmt teh orinj wuns pisinus??!!1!! xtra valu!!
mennee ewezez 4 teh pisinuz sweeteez?
heah goggee goggee. nyz sweetee 4 U!!
Heer’s an expired coupon – duz dat halp?
adn a Londun tymes frum 1999
so…we gots
1. floofy kitteh
2. earbuds
3 4. cents
5. fuzzy mints
6 …
I tink I b seeinz teh stubbee pensil with the liddle kittybyte marks on it and the eraser wornded down 2 a nub in here, 2.
tru!! mai kittehz am awlwyz hydinz mai eeerayzums!!
6. Three dimes
7. Lundun Tymes
8. And a cou-pon in a pear treeeeeeeeeeee
and the dog that I thot ran away last summer…
9. Stikky coff drop
10. And a Bloo bukkit
Bearcat winz best-ob-list
nao wee noes wair teh bukkit wint
Hopefully it was that sawry xcuse for hyumon parading around az a blu bukit that wuz found in cushion – SUMONE released him from hiz mizerable xistance, and hid the body.
I knows nuthin’ of de incident.
a laikleeee storeee
[*whispers*]
but i thot the bloo bukkit was at DMarie’s houwse. painted jello.
but we do has
11. dust bunnehs. lots ub them. big wunz.
12. sevrul peeces ub popcorn
13. subway toke on
14. leggo
15. plastic dynosore leg
16. teh bit form taht ting, taht stops teh odder bit form un-scrooing an fallin off.
hahahahahahaha at numbr 16. teh bit frum dat fing dat stopz teh odder bit frum un-scrooing en fallin off, fell off mai kowch. nao we kant figger owt howta put it bak on!
6. pnut m&m
7. tb guide Joolai 2001
8. stik on fingernale
i betz he find sum cheetoez under dere
dat iz y kittehs hab dem a tayl… so ewez can pull dem owta trubble dat teh fruntend wuz dum nuff to get in2!!
Dat a sorry tayl…
iz bein digeztd for wun thowsand yeers?
Couch Pocato
Teh kwik sand couch claims anudder victim.
THE DREADED QUICKCOUCH STRIKES YET AGAIN !!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/07/10/halp-10/
whoa- dats weerd. the sofa mustof eeted eberything. Is der sposed to be a pichure on dat link? no pichure wen i wented dere. hmmmm. mebbee is joak i nawt be gettin…hab to fink… owie.
If you look through the archive, some pics are there, and some are not. Does not seem to be a pattern. I suspect it was there when Stend posted the link, or, maybe not, since Stend likes messing with our minds.
( d4mnit, she’s onto me … )
Iz I the only wun who thought of dat Garfield comic where he dreamz his chair eetz him?
Hey looke
I has diskoberd tiem portul tu anover damneshun
An som lint an a papur clip
Oh, mah gorsh…look at dat pweshus widdo footee…soooo cyuuuttee…I wunts too squeeze it an schmoo it and wuv it and…POOM!
Muahahha! I wuz werrin mah CHRGWDOI!!
*flings off glub*
Now, back to dem schmoos….
duz ur kitteh feetz smell laik teh freeetoes? no pun tended dis tyme!! teh mamakitty feetzes smell zacky laik fritos….
Oh, hunee…..
I had a kitteh menneh yeers ago named Sammy. Hee LUBBED too stalk mah dadee’s toes!!!!
Mah dad wud sit down wiff him ol stinkeh feets, and owr kitteh Sammeh wud
start too stalk dem toes!!!
He wud sloooowwwwlllleeee make him way up too dem stinkeh toes to bite dem, and dey wud bee so stinkeh dat Sammy wud haff too back off!!!!!
Hee wud back awai fur awailllll…….until he no cud smell. Den hee furgit.
He start stalkin dem ole nasteh stinkee toes agin!!!!
an soon as he smell dem…it all bee ovur.
Dat cat nebbur WUD bite dem toes.
Yay!! Grate kitteh storee!! Stinkee feetz an awl…
Mah votin cheezburgers iz gone agin. Dey playin peeks a boo sinz Valemtimes Dai. Sum r heer. Sum r not. Very curee..kyuree…it makes me be onedering wiy and be skratching mah hed.
mii tu, bearcat.
Sumtyms if I click on teh +/- box (abuv teh “By” werd befoar teh poster’s naym), teh burgrs let mii voat.
Tehn tehy goes awai aggen.
Tnx Woodchuck. I trid dis and it wurkd for a bit. I haz a happy now.
mai sperience be diffrunt. innernet sploder has no +/- box showing nao. eye gets teh burgers but wen i clik on wun teh res go wai. den i refresh n dey cum bak till i clik on nudder wun. maiks long voting tymes………… sigh………
but eye has fayth it will be fixed. dey did fix dey banana pens….. (or pancakes or deh rilly rilly fat smiley fais)…………. gud job on dat wun!!
On the quest for the last peanut M&M creeping lower and lower into the couch.
sweeet… nao we jus needs 16 moar centz an we can has two day-old donuts!! lets go luk in teh car…
get in the car!!!
Oh, deer. War iz braykin owt!
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/kitchen_floor_conflict_intensifies
tyme 4 cungresshunal inbestig asian!
Kitteh burrowz deep
n2 t3h beeg lawng chayr andz
fyndz berreed trezzurr
WooHoo! Kitteh fyndz
a Munneez, but duz nawt knoez
wut 2 duu wiff it
Kitteh shoodz leev himz
trezzurr aloan. Himz haz no
pawkittz enneeway
Jack.
Run!!! Dis couch be done eated me!
I took this picture… his name is Trogdor… only the best cat on earth!
Thaa b uh lot uv kompetishun 4 teh titel uv TBCOE, Jessica, az u mus kno, so Trogdor (in’trestin naam, 2) mus b a pretti terrif kitteh. Snorglez him 4 meh.
Ohai, Jessica:
Trogdor, t3h wyde ieed
speelunkeeng Kitteh iz a
looss Munneez Magnitt
Spesshullizez in
The Beeg Lawnnng Chayr, butz fyndz
trezzurr ebbeewayrz
If Trogdor canz getz
himz wisskurrz froo, t3h resst ubz
himz can maykz it 2
Jack.
Mostest eksellent, Jack!
Trogdor iz rarr kitteh, havin an originul Jack Deth Haiku kompozd 4 hym, wif himz naam uzd init.
Jessica maa treshur dis 4evr, n it addz 2 teh lejend of Trogdor teh Mytee, Teh Best Kat On Eerth.
“skwisht u, pezzenty!”
Thatz so funny
Law ov grabbity – i sees it, i grabz it.
I forgetted abaot udder law of grabbity, nowz i stuk. Halp!
OMG WUT
DAZ WHAR I FOUND MAH DOLLAR