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Poor kitteh!
Mus B berry hungary!!
Congratz BP…wei kan danz N tweerll N celebr8 2getter?
buoi! u giez am fazt! comgrachumalashums!
concats frum me too.
Ai doin teh danses and will do dem at teh pardee ai jess goin to.
P.S
ai shure hopes sumwun feeds teh paw paw liddle bebbeh kitteh SOON!!
O Hai gibbo…U kan joynz da party…stil gotz da bukkit of gin?
lolrus aks 4 bukkit bak. sew had 2 dwink it awl up -hix up.
stil gowt teh bubblee stuph tho.
wei kan selybrayt bakklepanda hims nawt secud – chynk chynk -chierz!!
glasses clinkz..cheerz 2 U 2!!
Oooo…da bubblee stf tiklez mai nooosz N ai sneezed alobber mai keybooordz!
datz teh prblm wit bubbels n kewt kittehs!
ewe sneezez n blowz orf ur CHRG – den ewez in beeg trubbel!!
oh, bebeh kitteh, come heer ai wil feed yu!
lol! u kno is fakie rite??? cute
LOL kittehn iz playin possim…
klehvur kittehn!
kitteh shuld eet sum interwebz cookiez. yum!
oh noez!
wot happenz wen teh hooman purgez cookiez??!!
ooohh poor kittehn den.
and she thinkx she haz problumz nauw!
Oh noes! Must feeds teh tiny babeh. How could anyone pays more tentions to interwebz than dis kyoot kitten.
us?
jus kiddin … mai kittehs get fed afore i do … still i iz fat and they is thin
us too… 1st i feedz zippy teh wonder kat, den I feedz mocahkitteh, den I feedz brekfast to mah 2 sons…
oh but dis iz noawt allus cause we luvz r kittehz bedder….iz jest smarty finking….ifn u feedz teh kittehz furst…..u dont endz up wiff dose kittehz climeing up ur laig…….
awl dose pointy endz !!! r teh oowwiiieee…espeshally furst fing in teh mawrnin….
an in teh loawng run iz muches cheeper too !! u dont haz to buyz loawtz ov bandadez….(dose can add up !) an Mercuichromez….
whiches hurtz werse…teh pointy endz oar teh Mercurichriomez????
dey still sellz Mur-kyu-ree-chrome??? it still be orinj?
an still poysin.
Sintz u brang it upp, teh F.D.A. haz reklasssiphyd mercurichrooom az “unsafe.” It haz bin replaast bei betadine-typ stuffz, witch haz iodyne, but releesez it moar sloooowlee.
Ai mush saay, toh: dis kitteh haz da “pitiable liddle kitteh” faas down pat. Himz wil du well.
“Kummer por liddel behbee kitteh, letz mee snorgle and feed u cheezburgerz!”
it still be orinj then….. dats whut i rumembeerded mosts
mebbe uz neadz teh ’splort alrt’!! kewtnez iz heah!!
Ai gotz mai CHRG on so aiz saef!!
no eee-har-money matchez
2 ryte! kitteh neidz dayt wiv fud!
Ai also likz daytz dat has fud…sumtymes fud iz bess prt!!
eeee-har-munee is teh PLEH PLEH PLEH ik patooey yuckaroo!!!!!!11111!! Cloudy swairz at screen when commershuls on PLEH!
IMHO uv coarses.
Dis kitteh btw lookz like cloudykittehz when dey has not had fresh fud for 1 howr. Kittehs vairy guds at geeving starvashus impreshun evun wen stuffeded with menny fuds. Speshully wen spindly ado- adu- teenageded kitteh wit hooj starvingk eyz. Still I hoapz fud arrivingk soon for po wittle kitteh.
Well, yez u haz gibbin mee awl da gushy fud eye wanted.
But no cheezburgerz!
but ikkel kitteh 2 smawl 4 chzbrgrz!
ize 2 mush biggah dan stomich!
bWA HA HAAA!!!!
datz waht teh ikkel kitteh WANZ you to tink!
‘o ikkel kitteh won eet much o mah chzbrgr… i can leavez it heer bai my compooter…’
- – an den teh kittehn nom nom nom nom nom!
yum. *burp*
pardonnay joo.
kitteh shuld eet sum interwebz cookiez. yum!
(dont eat teh spams tho)
Oh noes! Why komment appeer twice? I thought teh interwebz had nommed teh first won so i posts again, but now i find teh first won iz knot nommed! Wot iz goin on?!
iz a corn-spear… kahn’s-pier… plot.
=)
tabbykatt, pleez nawt to be feelin stoopy. iz werdpress (awlso knoen as weirdpress) whut duz teh stoopy fingz, liek eetin teh kawmintz an den frowin tehm up menny owrz laytr. haz happened tu me menny tiemz
mus b in kahoots wit boisenbarry
Yeh, is no problum. Happens so offen dat we doant eben notice it. So not to feel bad ’bout it. Jus say “stoopy wurdpress” and not worry about it.
deh kitteh needz ta goes fur de fingr fuds.
eet dem as dey type.
~~danzes wif de otterz – den goes back tew de studiez~~
stooped grad skuluz
hang in der DB….da lernin be wurth it….but gud dat u kin danzes now an den
Rani luks lik dat, n i sez “heer u r babee – gushee fuds!” n den she sniffz it n sez “no tanks” n walks awai.
Kitteh needs to watch survivorcat, he just has episode on “house of someone so internet addicted they dun feeds you” aktuly.
Dis wut u do:
U goes kichin, u gets bun
Den u puts burgr in frie pan
U flips burgr
It go sizl, sizl, sizl
Wen it gud n blak, U puts burgr n cheez in bun
I eets
Simpel, yeh?
MMMM…smellz gud!! Neow Aiz reeelly REEELLLYY hungry!
Kat-soup, piklez N unnyums plz, K?
Oh yeh an frys
Fanks
[mode=singing]
Feed ur kittehs well,
Dare peeplz hell will sloely goh bai,
And feed tem on ur dreems,
Teh wun dey picked, teh wun u’ll noe bai.
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aw.
stebem stilz hadz oprashun laklee.
Hoep iz bettah nao.
gud fortz 4 steben.
hee shud kum 2 ICHC 4 gettin bettah kwik!!1!!
stroo!! lols iz gud medizinz!!
ai dident noe…
menny gud fortz for steben
Cute bebbeh kitteh comez here I gibes tuna fishies
then I picks Uz up and snorgles U
what a cutie
Eeeew… tuna fishies breff! Aw, wat da heck. I’d snorggle dis bebbeh no matta wat he smelt like!
s-0-s
*send*
O noez! Dis B lent!
Shud gib up ICHC? Shud gib up po’ bebe kitteh?
Ah… gib up teh CHOKLIT!!!
Den snorgle teh bebe AN keapz teh ICHC!
Ceelin Cat fine wit dat?
I givd up relijun fur lent…. Not so bad!!
Eben ma hubbee tinks dis kitteh bebe iz da keyoot! He lieks da mohawk stryps awn bebe’s hed!
I feed dis bebe too! Den I bet he gwine go rite bak heer an fawl asleep awn da keebord, cuz it’s warm on hims lil drum tite tummeh!!
ohai LOB. i gives up choklit and swr…cuss..sasying bad words. bad words is hard. hopes ceeling cat if ok wif dat
oh kitteh. i jus gibes u gushiefud nawt tree hours ago. an u has plentie crunchiefud. nawt tim fur mor fud fur hours. u jus trin to get smpuathie.
Pics are funny but the ‘lolz’ speak is pretty retarded. |33tzp3@k is at least a little more clever. This all just looks like folks who can’t spell. It would be cuter if only used on occasion, ya know? Way way wayyyy too much of ‘a good thing’ becomes tedious.
go wai den
Ai agree hole hartedly.
O hai jamamakitty,
dat wus veree elekw….eliq…. nicely sed.
Big cheezburger for joo!!
jamamakitty, u maded mee LOL!!
glad to reeeturn teh flavor……… aive had minni minni muchly lols reedin teh commintz.
cyberdick….. eye meen cyberchick dinna have to ruun anneebuddie’s dai
We spellin da saym way a kitteh wood spell, fonetiklee. An yoozoolee rong R mayd up spellins.
We liek it, dat’s da charm uv dis site. (Dat an da nice peepull an da nawtee barn!)
Eezeeyer to reed dan leet speek. Kittehs is awl abowt da effishensee!
nawty barn rools.
Ohai, Syberchick:
No, we doan’t ‘knoes’.
Wutz U cawllz ‘retarded’ we
cawllz ‘enturrtaynment’
Coodz awllso callz it
‘fun’, butz ‘enturrtaynment’ wurkz
bettah in Hye-kooz
We habz mennee frendz
andz guesstz heer. Day cum andz goez.
Wen dayz missbeehayv
Jack.
Jack, you is teh bestest. only perzon i now dat kan tell a troll to pound sand in hi-ku.
Retarded beez a nasteee an offensive werd.
Liddill Kitteh juss
wantz sum attenshunn. Witch iz
wutz Hewminz arz 4
Liddill Kitteh canz
stawpz t3h maddness. Push t3h ‘Awff’
switch’ awn t3h surjj stripp
Oarz Kitteh coodz juss
wantz Snorgillz andz crunchee fud.
Kitteh winz handz down
Jack.
Oh Jack, I hope ur nawt tawkin frum experience.
Teh off switch on teh surjj protektor iz nawt so grate akshully. Our liddle TJ didz dat.
Nao, we habs to hab a liddle plastic cup ober teh switch so hims doan do it again. I’z heard teh plastic cup crack a cuple tiems. We avoided a disaster, butts, TJ is alwais lukin fur anudder.
I wanna beep dat lil peenk noze!
Sombodies feeds dat kitteh!
Ooooh my gorsh, I wonder if that is Miss Runty McRunterson Kitteh, in the days when she was still teeny and skeeny enugh to maeks you bleeve she might waste away enny minit.
Lil’ Runty was the … runt, obviously, of a trio of rescues, with such an incredibly expressive face, and such feisty ways, that an entire community grew on Livejournal devoted to Runty Love.
http://community.livejournal.com/runty_love/profile
Her wonderful hyooman, and rescuer (Yay!), took tons and tons of pics of her, and they keep popping up in cat macros all over the Intarwebs because Runty has one of the most expressive kitteh faces evarrr.
Here is Runty, then and now.
http://community.livejournal.com/runty_love
Her hyooman mama is a skilled crocheter, and fashioned for little Runty blankets as well as a little bag to carry her around in when she was still too little to be left alone, and too little to get around on her ownsome.
Here are some splortarific pictures of Miss McRunterson, with the splortworthiness really getting underway starting in about the seventh row (with the pink blankie) and picking up steam after that. Miss Runty gets younger, and even cuter, as you go down the page.
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v488/LarissaJo/fosters/?start=all
There are other Runty pics online and I think I’ve seen today’s Cheezburger pic before too. But Runty’s a star no matter what.
Awww.
Tanks fur tellin us bout Runtee.
Lublee storee.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/pscafe/17554898/in/set-537388/
This is a baby picture of Cici, who was rescued at a young age and bottle fed by the nice man who now takes loads and loads of picture of him.
Ooops.
Sowwee, Runtee.
Luk lyk dis iz yur long loss twin, Cici.
Faym iz so cunfyoozin.
LOL, my goodness, they could be twins, couldn’t they? Both of them such scene-stealers, with that same tug-at-your-heart look in their eyes. And both are rescues, too! Isn’t it great that there are such wonderful hyoomans in the world? No wonder their humans take endless pics of these two cuties, I would too, when they have such expressive faces.
I was sure I’d seen this pic before. I guess Cici’s plastered all over the Intarwebs too. And she’s just as sweet as Runty, or is that Runty’s just as sweet as Cici, or…. I’ll just take a handful of both, thanks.
*scoops up two handfuls of kitteh and scampers away*
Now wasting even more time looking through the entire 200+ photoset of Cici, who was too cute for school when he was a palm-sized baby and has grown into a most handsome and robust young man. Sigh.
Jeremy K., rescuer of Cici, you and LarissaJo (rescuer of Miss Runty McRunterson), are official Heroes in my book.
u haz puter – ordr yer peetsah!
I love you kitty
FEEED ME
This kitten is CiCi. His owner is Jeff. You can find him on Flickr. He’s all grown up now but still loves Macs.
but kitteh, if your mom werent captioning pics, you wouldnt be saying anything.
the ketteh’s on Bebo
Sumbuddy feeds dis bebbeh!
Fink ub da bebbeh!!