O HAI!!
I UPGRADED YOUR RAM
and all dis tiem, I thot u were talking abut mah puter.
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Maybe wii can c da burgers now?
Nope, dat din phix it.
I’m still not seein teh cheezburgers, an its no fun to reed teh comments wifout tehm. Srsly.
kthxbai
Ai can see teh burgers in Firefox but not
in Innernet Extorter hmmmm
I <3 teh fox
haha Innernet Extorter!!
luvz it!
(konsidr it b stoled bai me!)
oldr mozilla nawt b burgr frenly, 2
Hee lukz lyke Borg ram!
Whut hezz gonna similate, pharm anemalez?
heez gonneh simlate ewez - so b kerfuwl - rite!
“oh, awl rite” she said sheepishly.
eye tinx iz mary ov de brog who hab sent de remoet wobblin emoeticn 2 gobbel upz r burgez!
but awl iz frgvn coz de wullee jmp soot lukz reel nyse!
yikes - ibeen b0rgified wurst dan i fot!!! iz awl cookie’s human’s fawlt.
*blows Pepsi from mouth in impressive display*
WUT?????
*in awe* dat wuz a impressiv dizplay! nao, can you
repeat through nose?
just wundrin…
hoo noze?
i noes…
…0h n0ez!!
Smilate ewes or seminate ewes?? b kerful neways!
My mac wif safari never los teh burgers, no problem. Al yr descrip- daskrib- talkin bout burgers that com an go are very stranj. So is teh word rap that vanishes free letters off ej of messij.
yup! de rappin haz mee confuscitated. Oanly hoep dey doan doo hip hop nex..?
whoo buoy - dere goez de rappin agin!!1!!
Ai fink itz to do wif how far long u r in da nestin? Minez r rappin many words sumtymes.
No hip-hop plz, den we haz to do lolbunnehs…..but Eestr comin up, mabbe good thing?
Oh hai, I be Lolcutus of Borg. Resist and no cheezbrgr 4 u!
Lolcutus of BAAAAAAg.
resistence iz futile.
baaaaa
Dis B0rg ram be from da b0rg sheep farm. Their wool be harvested and made into warm uniforms for da b0rg drones. For really hot drones like 7 of 9, wool uniform is washed in water a couple tymes and shrunk so that it be fitting her better. Not shown on Star Trek TNG: Lolcutus was issued a wool cap made of b0rg wool, to keep light reflekting off bald head, thus giving away position to enemy.
PS - Not only are the voting burgers really sluggish these days, but I sees the berger troll has carefully given everyone low skores. On my skreen, dis would take forever. Berger troll be very dedikated to its disgruntlemint of life.
agree……..i bin nawt voting cawz taik too long to refresh eberry tyme…… teh troll mus hab teh pashince ob a saint….. (or teh basement cat)
Minez not refreshin every bote, r ai lucky? Iz also appr…perciat…grateful 4 whut “trolls” is, new heer.
wud dat be steel wool?
Ohai CH.
ai beez apeelin to yaw ICHCB knowlidge. Plz can splain abowt teh ‘Troll’?
Ai seez dis referemence lotz ob tymes but iz nawt kwite shure wut it meenz.
Iz finkin it be bowt votin low on comentses.Iz dat rite?
dis been buggin me for a whyle.
Trolls R peeps hoo com awn a site, jus to be nastee - sumtyms tehy leev meen commets; sumtyms tehy leev low voets; sumtyms tehy leev laaaaaaaaaawng commets abowt hao crool/stoopy/sad/etc enneewun hoo posts awn teh site is (wylst, err, posting awn teh site an so hoystin tehmselvs wit teihr own petard!)
Teh jenral vyu heer is taht Trolls shud be killt wit kyndness - JCH4gabillionK is pertickly gud at tihs!
Ohai Ambercat,Fanks for splain.
I doan lyke dem trolls! At all.No how.Nebber.!!!!!!
Ai did fink dems wer summfing meen,nao ai noes fur shure.
Nasty Trolls .Go wai. We doan wan joo so there.Ner ner ne ner ner.!
Sowee!. Ai hadz to rant abowt dat.
Feel bedder nao iz outta mai system. Phew!!!!
*Glad to be bak home to join teh cheezfun.
wun adendenunm- is ok , if you reeeeely havto, to low voat
sumone for sumthing. howsumeber, if a troll is voating, tthey just go upndown the row givin low botes. oar dey targets sumone spesifik. best to ignoar if yoo kin. sumtim es we brings out Fyumi Gator, who reesides in the CCC , adn she fyumigates the area wif orange spray frum hers eyez. Iz onlee poisin to twolls, to eberybodee elses, it smells like Scents ob Humor (which is a deeeeeeliteful fragrance).
You can also obtayn refillz ob your own pursoonal size spritzer ob Scents ob Humor. Adn, for the speshull okashun, talk sumone you lub WHO MAY HAVE
Forgotten Valentimes day, into buying the 1molecule size bottul ob
Oh, d’Lafter. Iz berrry expensib.
okai .
Ai get ..he huw (furgot teh valentimes) shall not be naymed to buy me a bottel a.s.ap.
Doan feelz too bad bout Valentiems Dai.
Guilt = beeger pwesent.
Fangs Ambercat, nao Iz noe-in about teh trools.Trools? Trolls.
Huh, huh, huh, u sed “petard” huh, huh, huh…
7 of 9 b rly hawt, butt dj00 eber c haf-a-dozen-ob-d-udder?
you shure do kno how to weave a tale…
Youze wil beys sheered. Borg sheeps no likez deh clipperz. DO NOT WANT!!
himz preten b rain dear - misst cwismus bai looooong wai!
Still msnt b churlish if him habz pwezentz?
an comgrbz twibbel on anuddr nawt secund!
Tryeng 4 Rudolf’z noze?
Tank u gibbocat
u r berree welkum tribble purrrsn.
eye liek tribbels coz dey wuz maed frum bobby heinlien hims flat catz owt of de spayz famlee stoan. Him luv de kittehs bery muchsum awla tyem. “maek a lap. eye’m cummin upz!”
iz tribbles adn kittehs in “Space Family Stone”?
i red all bobbyz adultryz, butt nly sum ob jubineallz!
srly
De predator wuz fed up wif claokin. Has nu devius disgise
sheep in wolf’s clothing ?
So everyone can find me in tha dark….
Oh noes …thar she goes……*slam of door an skreems*
Mai girl kidlet jess seez diz pic an ran away…
She berry fobic ob sheepz.
Drivin inna contrysyde rown heer be torture fur her.
Tidmum, ai feelz ur pain. Mai boy kidlet, nao old-teen-let, be 4evr fraid ob teh thun derz. Cant maek thun derz go awai, cant maek sheepz disa..dips…cloak demselfs… Ai so sorry
fanks fur joo simpathees on skareded kidlets. mai girl bees neerly teen-let nao.
Ai dunno why she fobic-ai lubs dem speshully teh bebeh sheepletz.Lotz ob dem inna feelds nao.Spring has sprung in teenytiny ingerland.
Ai feel yaw old-teen-let’s fraidness ob thun derz.
Mai boichik tellz me not to beez scareded, iz onlee ‘him up there’ moobin his furnitchur!!
ai heerd it be teh angels bowling
yez. dem angez iz mubin teh frnytur sew dey cam plaez de bowlinz - rite?
n wen dey getz teh stryk mai howz shaekz!!
Ai tellz mai kidlets dat teh thun derz is teh ThunDerz Brudders drummig
onna teyr big ol tummiez.
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZERS
mebbeh heez kum 2 trim de yrd? ekwippd wiv nite vizyun sew problee chrhz xtra!
Comes wif me if ewe wanna libs…
LED shows upgrades are powered up and A-OK!
I iz Ramcutus uf Borg
Rizz… Rezz… Fightin’ bak iz fewwtile.
Dis be ram wit deh bling.
pymp mah ramm!!1!!
Hee hee hee…
wer teh big speekurz and teh on borg gaming?
You will be simmered later.
Sarah Connor?
Dr Dillamond sez
Sumpthin baaaad happiniz in Oz
Someone’s got to tell the wizard - that’s why we have a wizard!
WIN!
(Goin 2 C Wicked in Chicago nex weak. Iz beeg deel. Cant wate!)