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Capt. Jack Kitteh!
Eye be singin fur u Cookie’s human
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we’ll roam.
Yo, ho, all hands,
hoist the colors high.
Heave ho, thieves and beggars,
never shall we die.
Hoist the skull and bones; prepare for warp speed!
(oarsmen all groan, “warp speed???? Ohhh nooooeeeessssss!!!)
oh noes, teh HMS ROFL has goned PLAID (Spaceballs)
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund CH! Yo hoez yo hoez a pyratz lyfe 4 meh!
eye eye Captain.
O R! O R!
dis movie rated arrrrrrrrrr
kitteh, you be too liddul to wachit!
mary O’Spockn ahot thar! Itz Rosie from da dikshunairy place and ai iz known as rtshores dare…kthxbai
ahot = ahoy
ahoi Rosie, see if eye didid rite!
I eated the Sparrow one.
Didn’t like it.
Left tastes of feathers in mah mouth.
Mommy angry wid me, sumthin about “that handsome Johnny Depp.”
Dis was supposed to be under “Captain Jack Kitteh.”
pirate kitteh haz parrot!! fur brekest!!
Aye, tha’s another one for our next setting-out! He’ll do well to keep the rats at bay!
pyrit kitteh is teh sun ob dragin kitteh
Yo ho ho and a bottul of nom!
bukkit bukkit!!
99 bukkitz uv nom on the wawll, 99 bukkitz…
Ayll danz to dat too
But whi iz awl da rum gone?
Hic!
*Hic* – also
*HIC* yas, but wai’s teh rum gon?
teh mos famousest pirat womman evar was captered wen her husban
pirat was druunk and shee iz rported to hav tol him
“if yu had fawt lik a man, yu wud not nao hav to di lik a dog”
Dat wuz Anne Bonney, but Ai don tink Calico Jack (hoo she sayld wif) wuz her hubbee (nawt offishullee, anewai).
so sry! yur rite. ai wsnt lukin at mai notes at teh tim.
hoa kitteh getz teh luuk on himz faice?
positibely ebil!!
n sew cyoot………..
maibe himz nommed mai stinnnnkeeee shoe?
i fink maybee hee’s got sumpin’ in hymn’s AYE!
Kitteh say, “U think I’m cyootee butt I wunts ur bootee!”"
R.
fraternity kitteh iz teh saem wai.
Ayll meak ya wawlk plawnk ifn ya donut hand ovar awll yer cheezbrbgrz. NAO
Wow! LOLspeak verzun ov Tawk Lyk a Pyrut.
Shiver me timbrs an pass teh rum!
Whut u meen, Tawk Lik Pyrut Dai nawt fur sebbrul munthz?
Mah pirate face, let me show u it.
Another rubber band fight goes bad
Push it out lil’ man, push it out!
http://www.wannasmile.com
hahaha lolz my kittehs got sneer 2
http://www.flickr.com/photos/gallycat/1971225098/
Sure kitteh isn’t doing an Elvis impresshun??
Is he singin U aint nuthin but a hound dawg?
mebbe: lub meet tendah..?
Nah hes singin I’m itching liek a maen up a fuzzy treeh.
fankoo, fankoo berry mush
OOoooohhhhhhhh. Iz sooooooo skeered!
Da meen pierat kitteh iz so feersum!!
**fallz on floor laffing.**
**recovers and snorgles the cyoot liddle kiddy-catkins.**
I lubs dis plais.
Yar!… It beez tawllk lykez
Pyritt Caturday!!! Hoyst t3h
Maynsaylz, meh hardeez!!!
Pyritt Kitteh can
haz iee~patch? No can beez t3h
Pyritt wiffowtz wun
Dayrz trezzurr in t3h
Kitchunn. Nom Nom Bag wayteengz
2 Bz plunndurrd!!!
Jack.
…With apawlojees to T.S. Eliot…
Growltygur’s bukko mayt, Grumbuskin, long sinz hed dizapeerd
For to “The Bell” at Hamton, he hed gonn to wet hiz beerd
And hiz bo’sun, Tumbelbrootus, he too hed stoln awey
In teh yard behynd Teh Lieyon he wuz prowlin for hiz prey…
(Kitteh too liddel, too yung, en too kyewt to be Growltiger — cudd be Grumbuskin or Tumbelbrootus mebbe, tho…)
Ya dont cross olde Hook Paw!
Pass me teh snorgle snorkle – Ai’s goin in!
2 mush tyem on de seefud dyetz!!
“Gold doubloonz an peeces uf 8!”
“I’m not going to throw the potion away, I’m going to drink it! And then I am going to KEEL YOU!” –Emporer’s New Groove
Wayt…mebbe dat nawt a pyerit! Cudd alzo be Two-Face frum Batman…
Iz teh Dred Kitteh Robburrtz!
WHAT? CAN’T A KITTEH HAVE A TOOTH PULLED?
ai cin has faberit buttnon? pwitty pleeese?
wut? is still april da
furstnawt sekkund ober der? hmm… ai nawt mendid dat as an april fools joek… ai reeleh mendid dat, is nawt april da nawt sekkund ober here in da austria n-e-moar…