No, I has not seen teh dog.
Washer’z been makin’ dat barkin’ sound foreverz.
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why yooo ask?
calmlee liks shoulder…
wuts fur luchnch?
Congratulations to the co-qween de b0rg! Maybe we should make a new song for this danse: How Much is That Doggy in the Washer?
Cograts!
can be red eethur “Co-grats” oar “Cog-rats”.
hows the fang? yoo still doin teh brane serjeree wile on payne meds?
I heers ders a neww akwizishun peep at dBeeker labs, sew mebbee yoo culd gets sum braynes dere sew you can gib mee sum lessons.
I still hurtz a little in my fang. But iz okay. I find my pain makes me more kreative in da brane surgeries….
a few years ago, I be looking through scientific supply catalog, and they be selling animal branes for dissections. Dog branes be $5 each; cat branes be only $3 each. I was shocked and indignint; obviosly cat branes be worth beyond measure (espeshally while still funkshuning in happy kitteh). Could also buy hyuumon branes – I think they be really cheap – a lot of empty spaces in dem.
ummmmm. yore choyss ob reeding materyul, is , er, diffrunt…
Whare was u wif this information when I was shopping 4 stokking stuffers?
FTW!
suggeschun to LOL- nex year if wee xchange gifs fur Chrismus i fink i wood like a gif card…
ooopsie, dats sposed to bee LCB.
Ok by me.
U want gif card 4 LL Brane or Cadavers R Us?
*hed desk*
eye think eethur wuud be eek wallee apreeshiatud…
Mabee u wud like gif card 4 1 uv teh menee organ companies? U mite b surprizd bai how menee kumpannez sell organz! Googul haz pajez n pajez uv organ sellerz.
oooo. i haz a duh gree in organ. i goes adn luks.
oh. rong kine ob orgun…
FTW!
Mary u r awn a roll!
why, tank yoo! akshullee, i are not “on” rolls so much as
fuelled bye Valemtimes Choklits!
kant eet just wun,,,
espshully wen dey ar fre @ No Plase in Particular!
U haz uh duh gree in organ!! Mai o mai! I plaaz teh organ, butt don got no duh gree init. Maabee u no gud organ joax, sum uv witch involf teh location wehre sumwun katchz teh organist, aphter chaasin hymz arown teh bilding. Tehy seemz uh bitt, uh… sujjestif 4 mixt gruup, tho, so I wont tellz m.
Does they come with one of those little monkeys?
ohai. bizzy day here at de Labyratories. But Ize glad to see that tihs infowrmation on the branes. I passes it along to Igor an his new assistant Hans.
Igor sez if yew has teh gift cards frum tehes places, and do not want, he’s happy to take them fer yew.
But, CH, dew yew reeeely do teh brane sergries??? Igor, he sez thats FTW.
*whispurrs to CH & PdB : dont be gibbon Igor any ideeyuhs…
yoo habnt fergotted teh cemetarry inseedent alreddy hab you???!!*
Goggie branez iz moar spensive, cuze dey barelee useded!
Haz moar uzeful lyfe lef in dem!
Concatulayshuns mary O! I haz seen u git nawt sekkundz menny tymes b4.
But sure dog will be cleaner when next u sees him!
oh noeeees! arent goggies porous?
You means, doggies can DROWN!!!!?????? (Fake astonished xpreshun on kitteh’s face for a nan-second, then goes back to licking shoulder)
kitteh, i just maytag u as a spin dokter
LOL . . . *groan*
Sweet!
Yes, they are! And they can suffocate in the washer! PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS!!!
We be animal-lovers at ICHC! Of course we no do sumthing mean to any animal! But we be putting comments from the view of the kittehs, who would not only casually wash and drown the dog, but would also cheerfully press THE atomic bomb/red button launcher to wipe out a rival male cat (at least I’VE known cats like this!). So thank Ceiling Cat that kittehs no have the opposable thumbs to start the washing machine, or open the bottle of detergent!
But what about teh fabrick soffener?
O PLZ, WON’T SUMBUDDY THINK OF TEH FABRICK SOFFENER?
LOLz . . . of be openin teh arse-nick!
yeah, yoo rite. i puts hims in teh dryuh nao. drats, if eye onleee hads posobul fumbs….
PSA for humans- srsly, dont put goggie in dryer either. onlee kittehs are allowed to put goggies in mashines. fortunately, they are severely limited by those
opposabul thumb defishunsees.
Lass tyme he scootz his butzz across mai carpets!
So is u suggesting that teh kitteh take teh dawg down to teh ribber and clean him by beating him on a rock?
wash bored moar bettuh…
Yabbut sumbuddy steeled teh washbord and selled it to that jugband that came by teh other day.
*Counts moneys, smiles happily, puts in wallet*
Gonna wash that Spot right outta mai fur!!!1!
Souf Pacific ref FTW!
Wif a tip o’ teh sporran to Lady MacBeth.
hey, Maus- yoo been cat burglared ( he ushuallee powncez on teh Musicamikul refs.)
Sum ov us akshooly has to WERKS! Sheesh…
Hm. Tip off teh sporran extreemly rare jesture. Is more usual to tip teh tamoshanter. But paws4thot can krec me if Iz rong.
Hay. U tip whut *U* want, I’ll tip whut I want. kthxhubbahubba
Laydee Macbeff kitteh sais “Owt, owt, dam Spot!”
Not in teh vershun put on by teh Maytag Players, she doesn’t.
Is this a lint brush which I sees befaor me,
Teh handle toward mah hand?
hav u seen teh fabrik sorfterner?
goggie eated it. donat wurry. itull show up layter.
Mai goggie nawt wurry bout wut he eatz. Sez nawt teh heds problum iz tails problum.
I herd clenleeniss wuz nex tew gogginess.
Noe repairguy. wait til monday rates r bettur.
ebil sine tist kitteh spearmints on lite deprivashun on googie.
ob corse, dats sposed to bee goggie nawt googie.
an ai tinks dis washer needz to go owt tu teh dump rite away, sew letz get rid of it naow! an donut werry ’bout dat funnee sownd, it will goes awaa suun!
kthnxbai.
dem front loaderz be moar fishunt adn has teh pretty NRG starr on dem. (kitteh thinks to sef, “adn much eezier to push goggie intwo. dat wuz hard werks gettin him into teh taupe loader…”)
no tickee no washee!
Hey no Asian jokes. I got meezers wut takes umbridge.
oman, ur kuwait right
israel sorry to be such a laos
meezers grones at dat!
wut a hugh milly asian.
Umbridge? Dat town in teenytinyengerlund?
Yup, they filmd Hairy Porter tehre…No wate, Ai meen is wher lawng-running raydeo sope is set….
duz howt water shreek hims bak to kyuut puppee again?
ob course!!
sayme applies tu kittehs!!
eef yu get milo (my kitteh) wet, he looks like he’s juss lawst aboot 10 pounds, dats haow floofy he ees. goggie ees funni, she lubs tu try tu drink teh shower water whin yu trying tu tayke a shower, but absolootly haytes taykin baths!
goggies is weerd.
Let the mystery be.
*snicker*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Du5FguDSzE
Injoy, iz Maryo and CH, I finks
I just watched dis video.
I fail to C the releva…rellev….um, connection.
Mary, House of Spock – haz we been insulted???
O nose. no insult mented. and no connection
i likes that video, so iz a complehment tu youse too
i twied to poast anuther linkee to iris dement singin blessed assurance (closer to wut i bleeve, akshully) but it gets eeted. must be too controbershul.
thankz fur the link.
ps i think the laydee playin teh base fiddul is a Romyoolan.
maybee u cud try posting linky again…i iz big iris dement fan
okie dokey. i tries agin! but if it doesnt show up, just go to yootube adn do a serch on iris dement- dere’s lawts ob them!
here’s teh iris demint linkee.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=38kEAQEFVCw
warnin- may contain matereeyul offensive to sum- inkluding,
but nawt limuted to, countree musik.
gigl- adn i wuz tryin to goes in cog neato!
i dunno. is a mysteree to mee…
but i whished i culd play teh guitar like dat. enjoied teh myuzik.
Iz nuthin, that knockin. Lode unbawanced.
I iz all fer keeping pets out youti … yewtil … laudnry wombs, howevah!
No no, Maytag man can just stay lonely, don’t bother to call him.
OMG! I finallee mayd teh votin’ payje! I iz overwelmd!!! See my Chipper!
An on such a laym uttempt too! Hee!
Dis kitteh on washing machine yur kitteh? He be very handsome. Looks like he be very helpful around the house, too, supervising everything. I had a cat that assisted and supervised in everything – he died several months ago. Every time I took clothes to washer, there he be…waiting for me to move him from lid. I misses him every hour of each day.
But again, your Chipper be very handsome kitteh. And very clean-looking!
OH NOEZ!!! Sowree…. was meenun akchual ICHC voting payge… was off topix…. Embarrassd!!!
Mai hubbie hears piteous meowing frum teh washer. Rescues our kitteh who is in there.
He snorgles kitteh and puts her down.
Minutes later, more piteous meowing from teh washer.
No, he says, I only rescues oncet then you hafta figgur out hows to get out yourself.
Kitteh finally comes out and finds hubbie. She wants him to follow her. He thinks, OK, she wants foods or outside.
As soon as she sees him is following, she runs back to washer, jumps in and meows piteously to be rescued.
Him laffs n laffs, “rescues” kitteh then starts keeping the washer lid closeded.
awwwwww kitteeeee. i dun *splorted* frum the kyute ob dis storee. Adn eyem still wearin the headband wif antennuhs wif the hearts attachededed to the endz, so is a biiiiiiig mess….
Thankee muchly Mary.
It’s one of my favorites, too.
Cn I halp wif the splort?
Scoopity scoopity scoop
Pat pat pat
find headband wif teh hearts and useses it to halp hold teh braynes in.
Tucks softy blankee around and gibs hot choklat wif hazelnuts and whippety creme.
There, there. All better?
*liddul voyce* kuld yoo tell me a stowy?
I like it when it gets to da’ spin cycle…
http://www.wannasmile.com
Da spin sikle makez meh purrrrrrr
ai kan has venn jans?
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I choked on my coffee when I read this one.
You guys are GREAT. I hit ICHC more times in a day than any other site I stalk.
Keep up the great work!
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iz very kute
lol
Is there some reason why cats can’t speak real English? Oh… I mean….
“Ez der Sum Reeezin Teh Cats Teh can’t Speeeck Engish?”
ok datt waz weird!
cause my kat is sooooooo mean and he clawed my dog into the kitchen cabnet!!!
How did U get teh dog into deh washre?