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cats on weed
“cats on weed”—yer doing it rong!
hay, d00ds—teh grass iz greaner on teh odder side!
kitkay, crongartumalashunz on furvest and nawt-first furvest frum last. Ai see partee alreddy happnin. How we dans to whine&cheez? “Ring arowndarosee, awl fawldaown”?
… it’s the lolcat remake of “Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say “No” to Drugs”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/unicornpie/tags/latawnyathenaughtyhourse/
ware doo yoo fynd awl dis amazin’ stuff, stend? Sure to B a klassik in teh Canon ob Amerikan Kiddie-Lit! lolz.
… it’s the lolcat remake of “Latawnya, the Navghty Horse, Learns to Say “No” to Drvgs”
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tags/latawnyathenaughtyhourse/
stoopy double posting wordpress
stoopy horse and unicorms, dare miffalogical kousin, muss ‘bemember 2 say “NO” to Candy, 2—Berry Dangerous!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4
“bloom wear yoo R planted”
OOOhhh, I jus lurvs teh kitteh blossoms—butt how I deside wich won 2 ‘pick’?
how bowt teh ‘meese?
Hims perch luks percar.. procari… wobblee enniewei.
Be caerful putting kitteh in vase tho. Tailstems nawt so staybul an pointee ens can come into axion wen close to water.
meesey is so fine! butt me is so greedey! want awl free ob tehm! I’ll wacht out 4 teh poynty endz: ebberyrose hass it’s thorn!
‘ats cawse he not confterbul wid de situation, butt feelin pressoored to do it.
Bein social-meeze, he goin along … butt … will him INHALE?
lolz!
I lol’d!
putting kitteh’s “biscuit making” skillz 2 werk—mashing grapes in teh vats.
soon wii can has a cheez an whine party, my frens!
oooohhhh…..juss rite for Friday! Cheez(frenz) an whine partee! Nomnomnomslurpeee. Ai’ll have sum nice cabbernay an awl teh stinky cheezez (but nawt teh bloo wuns - wehn it cums to cheez, teh bloo wuns is poisin!) kthx.
Plz to be keepin teh selleree away from teh cheez too, is awlso poisin. PLEH and DO NOT WANT!
Cheerz eberybuddy, happy weekend (awlmost….)
Cheers, rite back atcha! I forgotted teh tee. yoo Englanders can has tease, 2. Teh kittehs will cut teh cheese soon as tehy B done wiff teh whine.
I is gonna take a little cat-nap now, an hab happy dreems ‘cuz I gotted (what I say, not “not sekond”, cuz I got that, 2?), whutever–it’s been a long thyme since my ‘last’ won–an also dreemin’ bout parties and kittehs! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Heer. Ah jst fyndz a hole kays ob 1963 Petrus. Ah sez we rashon it 2 wun glas eech tho.
Gud idea paws - heer’s mai glass. I manajd to get wun of dose dat holds a hole bottul.
I will haz teh bloo ones. Nomnomnom. An a wite wine. I fink I has a Gevertstrameener at home.
Ai’s wit yu SJ; bloo cheez=Pleh! Sellery=Dubble Pleh! Awl odder cheezanwyn=Nomnomnomschluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrpppp!Hic!!
Thank Ceeling Cat its Frydegg! An Ai’s awn leev fore teh nekst week!! Yippee!!
peer pressure cat sez, come on teen cat, evrybudy’s doin it wrong.
“plant a harblz, reep a kitteh”
oh, so dat’s ware teh babeh kittehz cume frume!!!
now I unnerstand!
nooo kittehs, sai no to teh bad drugz. deyz gona end up in kitteh rehab
♫ dey triez to maek meh goez to rehab, ah sez MEW MEW MEW ♫
yesh, berry good ideer: “just say no!”—dat’s how teh drug-war wus won in the US.
“boi, these litter-bockes R to small: doant want!”
“were in yer pots, ‘waterin’ yer plants”
We had a rescew kitteh wehn ai wuz liddle who had growed up owtside an was used to usin teh durt as litterbocks. Kitteh adapted bery well to livvin inside wiv peeps, but still fort teh durt was her litterbocks. Surprises in teh plant pots - we had dem.
*snikerz*
(ore shood i say tootsee rollz ? O_o !
***Gross alurt*** I hadda boxr whoo liked teh kitteh nut logz. (Hadda moov littur box up on clothz dryur) Crunchee goodnez I gess.
._. mah doggeh enjoys kitteh tootzie rolls too. e_e; yuck.
doan botther me now; i’m on teh pot!
were wateing for teh katnip.
ur-ine teh rong pots!
Kitteh potawannabe indian tribe.
pow-wow—yer doin’ it rong!
Put dat in yoor peece pipe an smoke it.
A powwow? Whu tolled u to hab a powwow? I didun tel u to hab a powwow!
kin wii hab a pow-ouw? Pleez? Hoo will play teh drums and sing 4 us? I rlly like taht Indian dance musik!
Will yoo awl dance wiff me? *gibs ebberywon a shawl and a pr ob mockosins*
Ail dens wif yoo!
*put on shawl an moccasins*
Ai lubs teh naytib merrican moosic, berree trancee.
Ai fowned sum fedders 4 owr hedpeece - fowned dem unner teh brdfeeeder!
mai i dances wif uz? Lub da shawell N mock a sins!
stompy, stompy, twirell ‘rownd, stompy sum moor…N on, N on…rownd da warrmm placez. Whoopin N Hollerin 2!!
I can has jingle dress?
Careful dancin in fethers and jinglez near teh kittehs! U will be a big grabbitational attracter.
lolZ! Gut 1!!!11
catz in bukkits—”doan B takin’ R bukkits”
I has a high.
woah, d00d, I is rlly trippin’, 2—I B seeN kittehs growin’ out ob plant pots. Weerd!
“wii is praxicting 2 be in yer easter baskits”
ooooo, reall kittehs better easter presant tahn stuffed bunnehz—eben better tahn Cadberry Eggs!
ha! (dat’s whut yoo fink–wii is rlly makin’ jelly beens—teh black wons, ob coarse!)
catbury kittehs!
An whoa kitkay, yoos onna roll todei!
OOOoooo, catberry kittehs! nom, nom, nom [teh choklit wons, knot teh furry wons---{snorgle, snorgul, snoregal!}]
yesh, I coodn’t bleev I skored an “uno” today–then I jus kept rollin’ down teh hill……….wheeee!!! Yippee!!!
Drinks fore ebberycheezfrendz!!! Martoonies, hot choklit, rum, wishkey, root-bier floats…oh, nose! wii iz fresh out ob Dr. Pepper! Srry.
Nawt to wurry abowt teh Dr Pepper shortijj - ai will has a martoonie to go wiv mai cabernay at teh cheez(frend) an whine party up above!
Ai can has kittehs AND Cadberry Eggz plz? Both so delishus (but nawt so nootrishus, ackshully).
wii is gitting rlly beeg—pleez 2 B repotting us soon!
U shure dhis R what teh Poll Ise meend wehn dehy sez owr Humon wuz on pot? Kawz ah dont feel NE diffrint 2 uzuawl.
Altho - has u ever looked at ur paw? I meen, rly looked at it? It’s, like, amaaaazing….
an it makes trailz! Far out.