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I AM smiling!
OK – I killed da mouse; who SAYS I has to eat it too?
U got a nawt secont.
Meh.
Foar dantz I jus stanz here an boogee.
Cograts, CH! i dont no haos you dewit: brane sir jury, rokket sine tist, hoamland
sea cure eaty, awl while on pane medz. sigh…
in honur ob this kitteh’s face, mebbe an Oskar duh Grouch sawng?
U be da 1 askin mary O?!?1 U haz gottin menny nawt sekkundz! Much moar then meh…..Probibleh cuz I haznt gottin anneh.
doant like teh new foarmats…
adn dey eeted mye linkses….
and dey putted a stoopy pikchure on Valemtimes day wich was nawt a feline.
lesseee, wut else…
adn dey put me awn the Fat Cat fud…lemme go find a goggie to beet up.
*Puts on Geek Hat (with Propeller)*
Mary: Pleese be patien.. puteen… CALM wif Cheeze an Tofu. Dey puts up a reely gud new siet, buts they has to wirk owt sum stuff. Iz gonna taek asmuchas a coupla weeks, but its will be teh bestest ICHC wehn tehy iz dun.
Thus sayest ME! Gives tehm a f###in braek!
Oh hai. I talkeded geek in LOL. It mus be teh dai b4 caturday. I can has teh weakend. Pls? Kthxbai. See y’all Mundai.
*Sry Mary. I’is tired*
sillee Maus. yore propelluh hat is awn too tite. I wuzn’t complayning. it wuz the gwumpee kitteh bein gwumpy.
i nebber complayne.
i nebber lye, eedur.
omg dis is f$$$$$$ funny
*whispurrs* Maus, i noes youb had a loooong dae, but there reely is nosuch thinkg as uh “f tripul sharp” in music theerie. that is wut you mint, rite?
F### = G# = Ab
Maus prolly trine 2 gib teh gnu floremat a grade ub A-
showning aprevul..orpev..um iz gud adn cud b moar bedder
Wut else?!? Wut else?!? Ai’ll telz ya wut else… Mai cheezburgerz keepz comin an goin… Jus wen ai fink it’ll beez OK.. dey goez AGIN!!! Ai HATEZ wehn taht happinz!!! Wharz taht maus kitteh duzzin want?? Ai’ll eatzim ..RRRAAARRRR!!!
* Fanks 4 listnin – Ai feelz bedder naow!*
Hawt choklit and floofy stuff wud also help ainm finkin….
PS- teh post ritin cud be a liddel bolder too… Aim jus sayin…
Hmmmm… Itz majik!! Werdz iz alreddy bedder tahn teh last lol pic ai wus on..
Ai luves cheez an tofu..
yeah, me 2. I can has problems wiff my cheezyburgs diskapeering. Butt I finks it has sumpfing too doo wiff altit..eltitu..aldit…how high yoo is: my laptop has the funky burgers, but teh gnu ICHC site werks jus fine on teh upstares ‘pooter. I meen, I is knot a compooter whiz, but iz obvlious that higher is better for cheezburgs!
Hmmmm..
Fanks!! Ai’ll take mai laptopz upstarez an seez wut happens..
Meh = indifference
but
Meh-eh = Approval
And:
Muwah! = kiss
but
Muwahaha! = ebil laff
Do Not Want Mondays!
(TGIF!)
TCCIF or TCCITDBC…
Whut?
Tank Ceeling Cat It’s Frydegg! Or, Tank Ceeling Cat It’s DaiBforeCaterdai!
Onlee nao it IS Caterdai! (at leest, in TeenyTiny Ingerland it is) and a byootiful, coldancrisp, frostee mornin it is too.
yoo sed friedegg! dat’s funny! I can has a toast wiff dat?
yup an a cupovtee!
new tradishun – sumbunny sez frydegg adn we awl has a toast!
clinks tea cup wif erl gray green tee “Chheeerz”
*clinks mugs wif Mary O*
Mmmm… mai faborit tee: ginger peach! yum….
Chheerz!
*clink* Heers tuit…letz dooit… Letz haz a toast n tee.
Ai luvs blak cheeriz ! – 1 lump plz.
PS – Erl Gray wuz heer 4 b’fust. He sed 2 sayz ‘ohai’
can ai hab a normus cup ob strong cawfee no milkee n shugeerz plz?
Dis an a smokee stik-awlrite awlrite ai noes iz bad fur mai helf
*slappin mai wristses*
beez mai eberee dae brekfuss.
Nom noms mayke me feels PLEH til bout elebbben oclok
Wot is tihs “Doktor Pepper” ob wich yu speek? Donut want! Gimmee martoonees!
Ai can haz martoonies too plz?..wib extry martoonie an shaked an a extry martoonie fur luk PLz?
Plz kin jist hab lotz ob martoonies…….Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez? kthnx
ok…akahall fre martoones!
No Plase in Particular selz no akahall!
NO EKSEPSHUNS!!!!!!!!!
i can has olive? hold teh martoonie?
plzkthx
Tehn I iz glad I iz at ICHC an nawt “No Plase in Particular.”
Wee lubs owr vurchooal alkeehawl!
(Teh best part: no hangobers!)
Notankyu, N1IP, Ai lyks teh ekstra-alkeehole typ ob martoonees! Speshully awn a Frydegg Nyt/ Caterdau Moaning! Tohse hoo need to stai sharp an maekin sens, hed ober to NoPlaiceIn Particular for teh non-alkeefrolic beverijes. Tohse hoo wont to clery brate teh weekend, forgit teh week and livitup a bit; joyn me in teh JCH4zillionK Nawty Barn! Teh Yung Nekkid Gy, Danyul Crayg an Alun Rikman is servin teh Verree Alkeeholik Martoonees an doin teh irnin! SJ! Stop runnin! Tehre’s enuff fore eberreewun!
Plz, ai can haz sum livitup?? Ai wud luv a catnip martooni wif a britely colured umbrella-ella. Teh JCH4zillionK nawty barnz still at teh korner ob JCH4K Blvd an JCH4K Blvd? Mooove obber yung nekkid gy and aill showz yoo sum reel fancee ironin..
Is yu dashin awai wit teh smoooooving irn?
can ai join in teh pardee? plz plz plz plz??
Ai can bring pardee nom nom noms fur awl to share?
May I join u in asken 4 martoonies, Ambercat?
I endz werk nao, and drinkies soun jes loverly!
4 martoonies, PB2K? Awlatwuns?! Wow, taht mustav been sum bad week!
y’all iz habbing jus TO mush fun–almost mayking me wanna drink! *wispurrs* i si a knot drinker: werks 4 me, butt everycheezbuddy enjoy yoresefs in yer own way! CHEERS!
Dr PlehPleh beez poysin.
no b dissin mah Dr. Peppahs, plz?
yu ever tries it? ai think it b awsum.
ai respectz yu in yur nawt liekin it,
so kan yu doo teh saym for us hoo do, plz?
sawree no 1 in particular. Ai noes sum peeps lyke it an sum doant.
Ai din meen to affend aneewun
plz axcepts mai pologies.
well…ok. ai luvs mah cheezfrendz!
yu can haz fre non-akahallik martooniez!
fankz for ceptin pologies.Ai wud lub to axcept teh n.a.martoonie.*Clinky glasses*
*Cheerz.*
an ai lubz all teh cheezfrenz too.
Joo all makez dis a much happier werld.
Ai had such a horridble dai today I cudnt wayt to get home n catch up wiv da cheezy fun for makin me feel happee agen.
ain’t dat teh truff. it be laik calgon………… taik me awaiiiiiii……. uh oh, do I heer a song commin on? but my rememberry is ob Kim Carnes and lots ob yous prololly don member
mai sistah lubs dr. peeps too…. wuns in awail i drinks it, but it be a little sweet for me. to each deyre own sayd teh ole lady as she kissed teh cow!!
oh i be in a berry straing mood tis apternooon, plz to scuse
Dude has a tude
Dr. peppah is good sumtimea(iz softie dwink) but i lykes jim &tonix
Me too. Jing an Tonniks beez mai fave. Ai habbin a gyfuge wun rite nao.
Shair? anudder good one is a mint joolip, but a PIA to maek.
Bubba likes bourbon, but gibs him gas, and snories.
DO NOT WANT!!
i’m confuzzled. is bubba da human or teh kitteh?
Bubba b mai constant co Pan Ion, is mai kitteh.
BLACK DSH, he be loverly
Srsly!!
Did you know the link on your name is borked?
Ai can share…..heer…….. cummin frew cyber place rite ..nao
*Cheerz*
ohai, Mrs. Tidmum! hao did duh rest ob Valemtimes Day go? Did yew hab a happilee eber aftuh ending?
Ohai Mary,fanks fur askin bout mai valentymes dai.
Jess as ai spected himz did forgot..
..but DID renember dat Tottenham wuz playin a match onna teevee!!!
It wuz abowt as mantik as watchin teh harbls onna carpet dryin.
Onlee citement from himz wuz teh teem wun da match n himz cheered.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. himz werkin awai til Sunday nao.Gud job too fer his own sayftee.
Mai girls be sharpenin demz pointy ends for teh wevenge!!!!!!!
i sowy…mebbee teh kittehs both on ICHC adn IRL will cheerz you up.
Fankyew Mary.
Ai alreddy feelin bedder laffin at teh commentses an mai kittehs be extra spesshully cyoot rite nao.
Hazel is shoutin at me-it souns like she sayin ‘MERRRANGUE’ dis meens ‘ play wiv me an my pet string RITE NAO!!!’
She takes dis string all ober da house an eben incubates it lyke teh bebeh!
Awsum Cyoot..
Eben Fern sitted on mai lap witch doan happen much-Independence..Fern haz it.
Iz Dik Chanee kitteh! Lookowt, heel shoot ya in da can! (Dat IZ whut dey meen by cannd hunt, rite?)
Or is it McCain kitteh disapproving of the upstart democat kitteh?
LOL!!
Iz jus me, R duz Mkayn look liek albino?
I meen, hubbee an I iz da payl wite peeps, but wen I see Mkayn, I feel postiblee tan!!!
And him fromb Reezuhnee. him shud b having teh tan.
Akshully, teh AZ peeps r teh white in teh summer cuz iz TOOOOOO Hawt to go out in teh summer. Winter iz wonderful.
CA peeps gets tan, butts, the AZ peeps stai white.
Lots ov business fur teh derma…dermatolo…skin doctors in AZ.
oh yew is soooooooo rite. ai wuz tinkin saim ting last night….. yu can almos see tru his haid…….. oh gross…….. putting thought out ob mai hed rite now!!!!
Ai feelin jess how himz lukz. Meh Meh Meh Meh MEH!
Mee tu…. meh. jus….. meh (cumpleet wif smawl lip snarl)
Mah dis dane….lemmee shoah u itz.
Dis himz
‘Do I look like I give a @&%£ ?’ face.
heehee… kitteh cussin frum teeny tiny ingerland has diffrunt @#$%^& . must be wurf moar- has teh pound sign, nawt teh dollur.
Ai does hab teh $ but ai diddn wanna affend teh Merikan cheezfrenz.An iz not useded to usin teh $ in my tappins on teh pyooter. Ai onee jess foun it!!
Ai kinda lookin liek dis kitteh.
Ai wen do da denniss’s today… [wipes away drool] Ma poor sik molar awreddee feels beddar…. But still need $2400 uv wurks dun….
Oh my ceiling cat!
An ai frot teenytinyingerland wuz spensive for teh dentalist treetments.
Gladz joo iz feelin bedder tho.☻
i soooo sowy…
but i yam glad the mole R is bettuh.
Dennist wants do $24000 buks werther implants own mai mouff… NO WANTS! Em tihnkin denchers myte be bettah… owwww..sigh.. gladz Oncejinx es fillin betteh.. Heppeh Fried Day, Awll1!!
Az 4 beffedges, ai’ll tek a hawt cuppa blekbury tee wif creemnshugar, n a cookee plzkthnxbai!
Hi Luna! sorreee bout da teefs – dey are xpensif, but we needz em…
Mae I offerz yu sum ov my Raspberry Sangria tee? no alkihol, but bery full ov yum! (an good an relaxing after a day full ov Meh)
Whi, tahnk joo, PB2K!! Joo r so kynd!! Ai sew preshyates taht!! Yummy stuffs!! Ai gotta stai shawrps tihs weekenz, mai owldess boi es gettin marreed, finaleez… Yaaaayy~~ end mai leetlest boi’s burfdai es todai! Bizzy weekenz, huh!??
Hugz 2 awl!
Con-cat-ulations, luna!!! And to yur leetlest boi on hiz birfday! And to yur owldes on hiz gitting married diz weeken. Wat a bizzy Caturday fur u an yur famblie! Enjoy awl da gudness!!
to kepe u shawp, I’ll leeve da pot of tee over on da counter for u! it waz just filleded up a bit ago.
Tahnk joo, PB2K… juss gotted bak frum dinnah, naow Ai gots 2 pac… Joo can has a gud wekkend, muchos huggggeesss! BTW, mai bois r 21 yeers apart…
may-day, may-day!!!
LK has had a dey full ob mey!
(butt, srsly, congrats to yoor suns, an a berry fun, an doan git 2 wared owt!
Too bad dental ins. knot pay 4 taht: iz some sum, alrite! Ouch. I know sumfing ’bout it–spend my hole life payin’ DDS’s (TMJ)—’bout half ob them I pay to undo teh misstakes ob teh odder half! &$%#@&(+*)
BEST. KITTEH. EVR. kthxbai
I haz a meh.
ah FUTZ!
Mai dizdayn foar teh wurld, let me show you it.
mai disdane 4 teh id iots in teh traffic…….. me showd dem it. (not dew any good but maik me feel better)
Crikit umpyr
No likes wut he seez
i noes just how youz feelz
Cheneycat is not amused.
*whispurrs* Maus, i noes youb had a long dae, but there reely is nosuch thinkg as uh “f tripul sharp” in music theerie. that is wut you mint, rite?
oopsie, dis be in teh wronggg place.
so, doez dizaproovin kitteh dizaproov as gud as teh bunnehs? U, teh vooyer desyde!
octochan… ai red that as U, teh voyeur desyde… LOL!! sooo tyrd…
9 to 5 iznt bad, iz werk grevyad shiffs n sumtimes iv locky 5:30 n teh murnin
Kitteh inthoosyazm, I has it.
THEES IZ MAH HAPPY FASE!!1
formily gruntled kitteh iz gno langer gruntled
ai doo nawt taek d-mandz. rekwestz ai konsidur
Mah mawm nd Iz madeded wun juzt lyk dat wun, cept awrz wuz taituld “Cheney Cat Sez WTF”
I’m Liberal And Proud
GrrlCat Berkshire Hathaway An Subsidiaries till teh Klamath Damz R DAON!!
mai happi fais