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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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LOLDemon

Reedin awl dis.
It egzawsts meh.

LOLDemon

Fanks! Iz mai furst non-taiyd nawt sekund! I sew prowd!

Cookie's human

Congratulations LOLDemon for your furst non-taiyd nawt-sekund! You be walking in rarefied air now….wait - that’s just the smoke from deh naybors’ BBQ….Lots of QUIET danses for you - don’t want to wake the kitteh!

 
Moira

Concatulayshuns LOLDemon! DANSE ON U!!1!!!!

 
 
 
GeeNeeZcatz

Narcolepsy kitteh iz 2 pooped to pop!!

 
 
Maus

All-nighter: Yer doing it wrong!

 
GeeNeeZcatz

meee 2!!

CONGRATZ! LoLDemon!!

Kan ai hab dis dance wif U?

LOLDemon

Slo, up tempo, or DDR-staiyl?

 
lady rocketpants

teh air-Os!!! i sees dem in mah sleeps!!! dey commands me to steps on dem. but onlee when i plays too much.

 
Moira

Letz doo da Tyme Warp!!!! Or da Thrilla? O noez 2 menny choyses!

 
 
 
GeeNeeZcatz

Ai’ll start da music if MAUS byz da drinkz. K?

Maus

Okeh. Toodai we iz going to has Caipirinha coktaels. Tehy is Brazilian drinks maed frum the cachaça, liems and shuger. Tehy iz bery good and BERY strong: cachaça is teh naem of a danse AND a alkohoolic beverej.

*muddlemuddlemuddle*
*drinkdrinkdrink*
*dansedansedanse*
*falldowngoboom*

I can has sobriety, pls?

two_kittehs

sounds lyke fun
one two chacha chacha

takes a few sips of the cocktayls

starts feelin sleepeh like the kitteh
oh noez I ar falling down.

Halp meh!

Mebee I can haz sum noms so Iz can keep awake
had a long day yesturday

PwnedBy2Kittehs

two_kittehs, whut kind ov noms u liek? I iz nawt feelin liek working - so’s mebbe I can cooks us all sumfink - sum gud brazillianian fuds, if ne1 haz recipes.

Eat, drink & be Merry - cuz iz neerly Caturday!

two_kittehs

Fanks PB2K, Brazilian noms souds wonderful but I no haz recipehs
maybe sliders with South American spices ( cilantro, chillies etc etc.)

 
paws4thot

Wurkz 4 me. Ib U need a chef who parteez…!!!11!

PwnedBy2Kittehs

Okee - the kitteh-chen is nao open.

All sorts of nom noms for yur plazure.

We’s got sliders, and brazillion-style burgerz (ov corse!) an left-over balenteims candies and chips (bof merican an doze from teeny-tiny Ingerland) an neting else nebodee wants to make.

An’ doan furgit the drinkies! (Maus haz da bar set up somewherez)

two_kittehs

that’s sound so yum yum
do want,
fanks PB2K

 
 
 
 
 
GeeNeeZcatz

OOooo!! Ai lernz a nooo dans! I lubs dis dansz ( N ai lubs da drinkz 2!!)

Tank U berry muchez Maus (hows U pronounce “cachca’? N wer kan ai bie sum?)

Maus

Iz pronomsed “ka cha sa”. Iz sumtiems hard to find. If yoo lives neer a big city liek Noo Yawk or Filthydelfia or Dullass taht haz a Brazilian cumoonitee, yoo can proly find sum. Yoo cud also use wite rum, or evun vodkey

GeeNeeZcatz

Tank U Maus, ai’ll luk 4 sum. Doan knoez if we haf BraZillion storz in ST Luis…mite ai find in espan..Spani…Mexikan stor? We hab latta dem in mai neiburhooodz.

 
two_kittehs

I tink I haz had this once in IRL mah friend’s dad had been to Brazul and
he broted sum homez with him, and serbed it, one tyme we hadz been
there fur dinnuh.

Iz delishus, I tink white rum is gud substitute lyke Maus menshuned
earlier.

Great parteh Maus, fanks much.

 
InfamousQBert

ai libs in dallas en ai HAB herd uv dem, but diddun noes dat wuz haow to spell dem! also, mai leddurs iz STILL runnin awf syde uv payje! iz bery hard to ryte wen joo kant see wut joor ryting!

 
 
 
Jessarakitty

W00t! Ai Beburgerered Maus en dey stayed! Cachaça berry gud stuf! Kan we uz Kee Liems? Caws dats whatz on mai tree. Ai maek a big baht- bacht- vat ub dem caws itz Frydai!

Maus

Kee liems wud be good. But… yoo duznt maek tehm bai teh vat. Tehy gots to be maed wun at a tiem.

 
 
 
doctorcat

I can does teh muddlemuddlemuddle part.
Dis is fun!
*thud*

 
 
 
kittehlurve

i nap
i slide
i slip
i fall
i wake up mad
i blame u

mai tiggy duz tihs 2…

catawba

dis iz berry gud, Ai liks

 
 
kittehlurve

iz hard 2 b a 5-burgertroll wen u has 2 reefresh affers eberee vote.

kittehlurve

hmmm. u jes mowses ober teh burgers on 1 poast n teh burgers on teh nudder poasts go away.

 
paws4thot

I haz gibbd up on 5brgr trollin til ah kan see moar dahn 2 setz ov brgrs @ wuns. Changin 2 Fyrefaux nawt an opshawn; stuk wit Mickeysh@ft Intirnut Exploadur.

jamamakitty

i haz ie at work n at homez……. can see burgers at home puter but nawt at work at all. somehau don tink IT iz goin to help!! (no opshun to chaing bowzer eider)

buggin2go

Clicking an unclicking the +/- box dont wurk fur yoo?

jamamakitty

eye nawt see teh +/- box………. wair at?

Gober

normullee it are just above teh “By”. But ai doan see it in IE eeder, onlee in fyrfox…

jamamakitty

thanks, cud b ceiling cats wai ob tellin me iz at work…………get in teh work!!!!

 
 
 
 
Gober

Jus startid up innernet asploder to see teh diffruns, an wow, burgers shure are rationed dere!
Howp dey solves teh problem soon, burger famins are pleh…

InfamousQBert

iz troo! ai seed it tu! awlwayz yooz teh fyrfoks. ai hab gottin rownd mennee a fyrwawl to daownlode it at over kumpnees. iz trikee, but joo kin dooit!

 
 
 
 
 
Squidge

I haz climbed a mountain, ize tird, bai

 
meatzilla

I wish teh kitteh were napping on da pile of work on my desk so I’d have an excuse to not touch it. : (

Gober

I noes hao yoo feels *sigh*

FCIF
(Fank Ceelin-cat Its Fridei)

 
GeeNeeZcatz

Oooh, MeatZ, U jus reemembered me ov how muches works I got to gittat todai….(mai motto: “allwais put oaf til morrow whut shudda did yesterdai!)

 
LOLDemon

Kitteh vershun uv doggeh ayted mah hoemwurk?

“Mah kitteh wurz sleepin awn mah wurkz an uv kors I kuldz nawt muv hur sew wurk nawt b dund tudey.”

Seemz a bit lawng. I kan haz edit?

 
gascat

unfurtoonately mai homework tends tu be in teh compooter, altho, tihs duz meen taht whinebber mai kitsy sleeps in frunt ub teh monitur ai carn’t wurk, unfortuanootely he has tayken tu sitting behind teh screen (new flatscreen moniter)

oh wells, bettur get tu class.

lady rocketpants

it helps to no has kitteh… :( yet…

 
 
 
rominoco

badum - tish! excellent! :D

 
two_kittehs

I iz on Ur papurr wurk catching mah ZZZ’s

 
two_kittehs

Luks lyke bebbeh happicat had one too many cheezburgers

 
Domino

I’m on ur bookz, lernin thru osmosis.

zomg, mai mommeh akshully hav a pikshure uv mee sleepin wit mai legz dangle liek dis off chare. Ai wuz tree. :)

GeeNeeZcatz

hee hee, Ai wud lub to cee dat!! sownds 2 preshious!!

 
 
alex

But Teechur, Mai kitteh fell asleep on mai hoemwurk so I koodin’t do it.

 
Qatnip

Heehee! He naps peridically ‘cuz he be nappin’ on periodicals! Get it? LOL

Nangycat

Qat … so wut do serials killerz do?

Liberry joke. I works in won.

two_kittehs

I lurves libraries, when I were in collidge, I worked in one ober summer, it was the the bestest summah job evah.

Flartus

I r starting to lurve liberry hoomer, since i started hangin aroun ichc!!

 
 
cweenmj

U werks in a liberry joke? How u do dat? ;)

Nangycat

heh heh thot sumwon’d get it.

ONLINE SERIALS, of coarse. Lossa jokz, not mutch werk.

 
 
Qatnip

Den YOO know de answer to dis (drum roll pleez)…
Serial Killers kill da CEREALS! Oops, but here’s an alternate ending: Serial killers kill…Daytime serials, a.k.a. soap operas!

 
raisedbyacat

lol I does too. Mai furst tought wuz: OMG lybarryen joke! LOL

 
 
Kristen

liberry joak ftw! i iz serials libaryan and dis maks much funniez