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Reedin awl dis.
It egzawsts meh.
dansydanss.
Fanks! Iz mai furst non-taiyd nawt sekund! I sew prowd!
Congratulations LOLDemon for your furst non-taiyd nawt-sekund! You be walking in rarefied air now….wait – that’s just the smoke from deh naybors’ BBQ….Lots of QUIET danses for you – don’t want to wake the kitteh!
Concatulayshuns LOLDemon! DANSE ON U!!1!!!!
Narcolepsy kitteh iz 2 pooped to pop!!
All-nighter: Yer doing it wrong!
meee 2!!
CONGRATZ! LoLDemon!!
Kan ai hab dis dance wif U?
Slo, up tempo, or DDR-staiyl?
enny waz U likz
teh air-Os!!! i sees dem in mah sleeps!!! dey commands me to steps on dem. but onlee when i plays too much.
Letz doo da Tyme Warp!!!! Or da Thrilla? O noez 2 menny choyses!
Ai’ll start da music if MAUS byz da drinkz. K?
Okeh. Toodai we iz going to has Caipirinha coktaels. Tehy is Brazilian drinks maed frum the cachaça, liems and shuger. Tehy iz bery good and BERY strong: cachaça is teh naem of a danse AND a alkohoolic beverej.
*muddlemuddlemuddle*
*drinkdrinkdrink*
*dansedansedanse*
*falldowngoboom*
I can has sobriety, pls?
sounds lyke fun
one two chacha chacha
takes a few sips of the cocktayls
starts feelin sleepeh like the kitteh
oh noez I ar falling down.
Halp meh!
Mebee I can haz sum noms so Iz can keep awake
had a long day yesturday
two_kittehs, whut kind ov noms u liek? I iz nawt feelin liek working – so’s mebbe I can cooks us all sumfink – sum gud brazillianian fuds, if ne1 haz recipes.
Eat, drink & be Merry – cuz iz neerly Caturday!
Fanks PB2K, Brazilian noms souds wonderful but I no haz recipehs
maybe sliders with South American spices ( cilantro, chillies etc etc.)
Wurkz 4 me. Ib U need a chef who parteez…!!!11!
Okee – the kitteh-chen is nao open.
All sorts of nom noms for yur plazure.
We’s got sliders, and brazillion-style burgerz (ov corse!) an left-over balenteims candies and chips (bof merican an doze from teeny-tiny Ingerland) an neting else nebodee wants to make.
An’ doan furgit the drinkies! (Maus haz da bar set up somewherez)
that’s sound so yum yum
do want,
fanks PB2K
OOooo!! Ai lernz a nooo dans! I lubs dis dansz ( N ai lubs da drinkz 2!!)
Tank U berry muchez Maus (hows U pronounce “cachca’? N wer kan ai bie sum?)
Iz pronomsed “ka cha sa”. Iz sumtiems hard to find. If yoo lives neer a big city liek Noo Yawk or Filthydelfia or Dullass taht haz a Brazilian cumoonitee, yoo can proly find sum. Yoo cud also use wite rum, or evun vodkey
Tank U Maus, ai’ll luk 4 sum. Doan knoez if we haf BraZillion storz in ST Luis…mite ai find in espan..Spani…Mexikan stor? We hab latta dem in mai neiburhooodz.
I tink I haz had this once in IRL mah friend’s dad had been to Brazul and
he broted sum homez with him, and serbed it, one tyme we hadz been
there fur dinnuh.
Iz delishus, I tink white rum is gud substitute lyke Maus menshuned
earlier.
Great parteh Maus, fanks much.
ai libs in dallas en ai HAB herd uv dem, but diddun noes dat wuz haow to spell dem! also, mai leddurs iz STILL runnin awf syde uv payje! iz bery hard to ryte wen joo kant see wut joor ryting!
W00t! Ai Beburgerered Maus en dey stayed! Cachaça berry gud stuf! Kan we uz Kee Liems? Caws dats whatz on mai tree. Ai maek a big baht- bacht- vat ub dem caws itz Frydai!
Kee liems wud be good. But… yoo duznt maek tehm bai teh vat. Tehy gots to be maed wun at a tiem.
Oooo! Eksotik!
I can does teh muddlemuddlemuddle part.
Dis is fun!
*thud*
i nap
i slide
i slip
i fall
i wake up mad
i blame u
mai tiggy duz tihs 2…
dis iz berry gud, Ai liks
iz hard 2 b a 5-burgertroll wen u has 2 reefresh affers eberee vote.
hmmm. u jes mowses ober teh burgers on 1 poast n teh burgers on teh nudder poasts go away.
I haz gibbd up on 5brgr trollin til ah kan see moar dahn 2 setz ov brgrs @ wuns. Changin 2 Fyrefaux nawt an opshawn; stuk wit Mickeysh@ft Intirnut Exploadur.
i haz ie at work n at homez……. can see burgers at home puter but nawt at work at all. somehau don tink IT iz goin to help!! (no opshun to chaing bowzer eider)
Clicking an unclicking the +/- box dont wurk fur yoo?
eye nawt see teh +/- box………. wair at?
normullee it are just above teh “By”. But ai doan see it in IE eeder, onlee in fyrfox…
thanks, cud b ceiling cats wai ob tellin me iz at work…………get in teh work!!!!
Jus startid up innernet asploder to see teh diffruns, an wow, burgers shure are rationed dere!
Howp dey solves teh problem soon, burger famins are pleh…
iz troo! ai seed it tu! awlwayz yooz teh fyrfoks. ai hab gottin rownd mennee a fyrwawl to daownlode it at over kumpnees. iz trikee, but joo kin dooit!
I haz climbed a mountain, ize tird, bai
I wish teh kitteh were napping on da pile of work on my desk so I’d have an excuse to not touch it. : (
I noes hao yoo feels *sigh*
FCIF
(Fank Ceelin-cat Its Fridei)
Oooh, MeatZ, U jus reemembered me ov how muches works I got to gittat todai….(mai motto: “allwais put oaf til morrow whut shudda did yesterdai!)
Kitteh vershun uv doggeh ayted mah hoemwurk?
“Mah kitteh wurz sleepin awn mah wurkz an uv kors I kuldz nawt muv hur sew wurk nawt b dund tudey.”
Seemz a bit lawng. I kan haz edit?
unfurtoonately mai homework tends tu be in teh compooter, altho, tihs duz meen taht whinebber mai kitsy sleeps in frunt ub teh monitur ai carn’t wurk, unfortuanootely he has tayken tu sitting behind teh screen (new flatscreen moniter)
oh wells, bettur get tu class.
it helps to no has kitteh…
yet…
badum – tish! excellent!
I iz on Ur papurr wurk catching mah ZZZ’s
Luks lyke bebbeh happicat had one too many cheezburgers
I’m on ur bookz, lernin thru osmosis.
zomg, mai mommeh akshully hav a pikshure uv mee sleepin wit mai legz dangle liek dis off chare. Ai wuz tree.
hee hee, Ai wud lub to cee dat!! sownds 2 preshious!!
But Teechur, Mai kitteh fell asleep on mai hoemwurk so I koodin’t do it.
Heehee! He naps peridically ‘cuz he be nappin’ on periodicals! Get it? LOL
Qat … so wut do serials killerz do?
Liberry joke. I works in won.
I lurves libraries, when I were in collidge, I worked in one ober summer, it was the the bestest summah job evah.
I r starting to lurve liberry hoomer, since i started hangin aroun ichc!!
U werks in a liberry joke? How u do dat?
heh heh thot sumwon’d get it.
ONLINE SERIALS, of coarse. Lossa jokz, not mutch werk.
Den YOO know de answer to dis (drum roll pleez)…
Serial Killers kill da CEREALS! Oops, but here’s an alternate ending: Serial killers kill…Daytime serials, a.k.a. soap operas!
lol I does too. Mai furst tought wuz: OMG lybarryen joke! LOL
liberry joak ftw! i iz serials libaryan and dis maks much funniez
Librarian cat iz tired of re-organizing ur books on the da’ shelf…
http://www.wannasmile.com
These offiz jobs r just to boring for me….
Bone Journal Kitteh! Reeding Le Mound aujourdweeb?
PP — say fransay! TRAY BEAN!
Pittypat parlays le tres bonbon franslol. Trayz amusing!
I nap….therfor ai am a kitteh.
that are funneh and tru
Gud one SJ
hmm…duz dis meen dat Ai am a kitteh? Ai hadz nap yesserday, Ai gunna hav a nudder nap today, probly wun 2morrow 2…
oo, oo! gess wut! (bsides monkey butt).
Owr noo kitteh, Thumbs, joynd me fr mai nap yesserday! En owr Emmeline kitteh wuz onna bed too! Dey wuz ignorin eechudder insted uv hissin en growlin. Baby stepz 2 gettin along peecefully, dey haz dem!
mah two kittehs lubs each udders but still
does hissy spitty at regular intervuls
I guess they is playing becoz they no hurts
each other, but luks fierce to humins
and they haz been tugethers for abt 4 yrs now.
Ooh, nap wif kitteh is teh bes kind! Iz “cat nap”…
Ebin better wif moar dan wun!
kitteh trys noo waay tto study periodic taybul
yis bai adsorbing elements thru skin! (yu duz kno taht teh kitteh skins r porous dunt yoo? ppbbhhhtttt)
OH NOEZ. Waht abowt teh LOLkittehz!11? Kwik, kawl a vet tek!!
Ib iz a peeree odik taybul, waht iz it teh rest ob teh tyme?
hard.
SOOPERB!!!
Sum of us needa posturepedic extracommfee adjuzzable maddress an still cant sleep widdoud pihls.
Udders can sleep juz aneeware.
haaaaaayyyy….yoo is nawt sposd to take dose awt of libbary…10 sent fien!!!!
That is hilarious!
Dis a picshur of doctorcat doin hoomanitees reserch. No wonder I can has cr4ppy publication record…
I iz uh seriuhl nappur.
The latest issue of Cat Sleep Monthly has a great article on how to position yourself in the sunbeams coming in the window.
Hahahahahaha! Dis one is teh Punny!!!!!!
this iz 1 of teh punniest i haz eva seenz