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St. George of the bird world!
I dont see any virjins arownd…
bejrins haz awl gon 4 der CHRGs.
2 mush kewt eben maeks bejrinz hed spload!!1!!
wud b bigsum mess n noboddee wunt sploded bejrins….. i fink sew neewai.
tkzbai
No sush ting as, “Virjins”. R Mith-eagle creachers leik mare-mades or unitarians.
or Norf Dokota
yu shush!
A few minutes later, bigger kitteh came along and ate St. George of the bird world. But the legend had begun…..
I be klaiming on behalfs of St. George of da Bird World a victory chant: All U has to do is say “Kierelaison” (”keery a lay sawn”) over and over and over, slowly and sing-songy like. It means (in Greek and Coptic) “Lord have mercy.”) And I thinks young St. George is gonna be needin’ a heap ob mercy any moments now when de kitteh dragon stirs from his comatose state…
joynes in viktoree chant
keeryay elaysohn. kreestay elaysohn…
Congrats,CH!
St. George of the Bird World has anudder chant he likes: “Death to the opponents!” St. George is not the bantum weight he looks like.
“an so, teh mitey St. George, having slayn teh evil Dragon, Trogdor,
waits atop teh beest for teh molten lava whirled to cool, and have
peas. No more burninating teh countryside YAYS!!!”
teh burd gotteh wron. it r rilleh kitteh.
beeg mistayke soz.
teh kitteh naow triggar teh bleepar in brain and burdie splodes.
laike misshon implozzible free
woot woot!
Homestarrunner ref. FTW!
http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html
Is incents ai smellz burnin??? Or iz Rome on fyre???
Awl ub dees yeers, Ai wudred wuht taht sawng ment….awlwais lurved et, es quyte moobin’, akshwally… joo goo, St. George…buht hymns luks lyke hymz akshwally jus duin sum deep messawge…
“Dus taht feels bettah, Mr. Draggin Kitteh? Joo gots sum reil nots tehr en joor showldr area.. a liddle tents, r wees?”
at gorge all birds mourn him to this day
An I will pet him, an hug him, an cawl him SAINT George …
I will call him Saint Chipper, cuz he looks liek ma sweet daddy keet, Chipper, hoo iz pesterin Willem ober da Raynbo Brij.
But I haz 2 uv hims dawters!
Concatulayshuns on ur nawt sekkund CH!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! U haz gotz menny nawt sekkundz. O.O Idunno haow u duz it.
That’s funny.
Dont eet it bujjie. Teh orinje wuns ar poysin!
Iz funnie. Mai bery furstest pet inna hole wurld wuz a bujjie jus liek tihs wun, and hims naem wuz George, too!
Ob corse, tihs wud be mor relevunt if I has posteded it undur Cookie’s comment…
oh yer commintz go where you want tem to? mayn sumtymes yes, most tymes no.
Mai mom haz a budjee naymd George. We duzzent cal him George tho. Mai neffyoo havd lotsa eer infekshunz wen he wuz liddl en cudent heer kwite ryte, so he cald teh bird Dorge. Den wun day, aftr he had toobz inniz eerz, he sez 2 mai mom “Dorge’s naym iz George!” So nao we all calz teh bird “Dorge” or “Dorge’s-naym-iz-George”. He iz a nyce bird en he iz 7 yeerz old nao!
Go ahead and eat if you must, little green St. George….Orange kittehs only have happy poisen – it keeps yoor health good, and makes you smile. Yes, I know smiling be difficult for beaked kreatures, but its a happy feeling anyway.
teh oranj culur cumz frum betlol catroteen. iz precussor to vyetamin ohai.
I read this as “baked creatures”…
four adn elebentee budgies
bakeded in a pie…
Dat’s funnee, cuz in da aborijunal layngwidj, ‘parakeet’ meenz ‘gud fud’!!!!
no wae!!! wae?
http://www.petpublishing.com/birdtimes/breeds/keet.shtml
Toadalee!
Oops, I wuz misinformd befoar… It’s ‘budgerigar’ dat meens ‘gud fud’!! Parakeet jus meens lil parrut….
http://www.parrotrecipes.com/Budgerigar.php
Eever wurd ya yooz, it meenz ‘keyoot lil funnee playfull burdee’!!!
oh, R tehy tasty an nootrishous? Doo yoo hab a pair-ie
kin eat?
Hmmm…. da mama burdeekeet is da stoopee, she no flys, jus fslls down – THUD! An she’s askeered uv evreebuddee, an duzzint cheep or peep, she SKREEMZ! Ugh. But her dawters aR teh sweet, wun trais to seeng liek her daddi, he wuz berree talentid. Da uther gurl, Tork, has a bum layg, but she kin feeds herseff an flai an walk wiff no apparint payn, so I let her live an be happee….
So da mawmee burd, Lemon, she bowt 1/2 Ingerlish crestid bujee, so she a good size…. I bet she wood be deelishus…. a nice bite to eet!
well, yeah, that too, probably ;P
An now I require teh hand of teh fairest maiden in teh kingdom.
too layte, Jon awreddy axked her adn she sed “i can has husband?” adn jon sed “as you wiiiiiiiiiiiisshhhhhhhhh!”
twu luv. we hasit on ICHC
I lubs “Guards, Guards!” and Prachett, but
“as you wish” would be from teh “Princess Bride.”
i mixd teh meta fourz uzing my x spired cree yay tib license. (it wuz revoked a whilst bak, so shhhhhhhhhhhh, don’t tell SJ)
Stranjly enuff, Im sittin here reedin Guards! Guards! rite at teh momint.
Iz gud book.. crful fur teh dragun wif teh upzet tummie. teh drgunz cn ’splode.
Hurray for Errol! The bravest little dragon ever!
an naouw deh happizt dragon.
naut like dis orange fuzzie 1.
Errol is bettur off den teh donkie, 2, IMHO
I luv dat book. Also, I was just going 2 say teh kitteh iz teh kyootest dragon since Errol
wachout birdee,dragon cat is jus playin possummmm
Dragon kittehs be famous for dis.
an dey is so much kyooter than odder possummumumums, so dey is wai more dangerous an powerfull!
mary O’Spockn ai hab been tryin to add u as a fren at da dikshunairy place and i cant, but wud likez to. Wud u add me when u go there again, if u want to ub course. I hab tons of info bout me in mai profile there. I jus a nice ol woman and u halped me before.
kthxbai
ohai, Rosie! i wuz wunderin ware you oft too! wuz afred we skerred yoo off.
i wills be happi to add you az a frend. onlee problem is, i dont no hao to dew it yet, eethur!
sigh. dis stuffs nawt as eezy az it luks…
rosie, i cant find you on the list. are you sined up as Rosie, oar R you using coad naem?
ai am rtshores mai AKA, but was nawt so frenly, so maed it Rosie my
RL name!
cya!
Furry dragin?
Dey be in my house – don’t everyone has ‘em?
I wanna no who slane teh doggeh that teh kitteh is layin on? Must be an evun biggr budgie!
His naem was Fluff, an he libbed by teh sea…
scieetents naw specalate dat dragins wer in fakt cuvvered wif a coat ov fur an mae bee relaeted to moddern dae haus kittehs.
Wenn yoo is nu tu ICHC, yur postes doan sho up fur a whyl. Gess sumwun has tu ‘proov yoo. Wuz tihs yur furs dai to post? Will be eeseeur neckst tym.
iz nawt mah furst, but ai haznt ben heer long. in mah ekshpeeryants, teh interwebs/’pooters juss be k-r-aaaaazy sumtiems.
did nawt kno ai had to be ‘prooved, doh! mah funnies…purrhaps dey r nawt az erth shatterding as ai fink…
scieetents naw specalate dat dragins wer in fakt covvered in a coat ov fur an mae bee relayted to teh modren hause kitteh.
i apollo-guyzes fur teh double (triple???) poast. apparently, mah comments be SO hilairiius, teh wordpress maeks me poast dem many, many tiems, to teh annoyancez of me n ebbebody else…
3rd…tiem…y dis no woark????
scieetents naw specalate dat dragins wer covvered in a coat ov fur an mae be relayted to teh modren hause kitteh.
again…i apollo-guyzes.
psst i iz plyin ded
nononono, oranje kittehs not poisyn, or dragoons. They r jist ummm, err differant.
Yeah. dats it
different is gud; fink outsyde teh (cheezburger) bun!
Wen ornj kitteh deeploys de poyntee enz wif swiff surpryze, teh brayv Saynt Jorj of Burdsnest wil trooly lurn teh meening of NOM.
The feathered nation will knoe days of sorrow and wailing….
oh hai kitteh, i’z heer foar ur tweetment
Sur Bloocheekz wanz no wun tu no draongkat getz ten purrrrsent fr taykin a fawl.
an 20 purrsent for taykin a fowl
Tipi? Tipi?? U ok??
Alfred, i think that last seen wuz too reelistik!
Hee hee!
I seen dat mobee wen I wuz liddle b!, wuz askeerded uv burdeez eber sins! Until I got Chipper. He so sweet, so funnee liddle burdee, nao I liek burdees!
Pet therapee, it wurks!!
i tawt i taw a dragonet.
Kohownays, Ai haz dem.
Plz continue wif da’ foot massage…
http://www.wannasmile.com
Lol, that’s so cute!
This mah new toy
It dozen’t has a bell
But it mek funney noyz anywey
E-CATS!!! look whut teh bird drug in!!!
burdy brings prezent ov ded kitteh???
littel kitteh haz been pwned bai birdy
hoeps hiz frends duznot see dis…..
Unbeknownst to teh budgee teh catskin rug wuz stil alyv an’ breevin
But Jorj didunt cayr. Hiz feets wuz finlee warm….
until his feets got bited off
so burdies, tudays lesson iz, warm yor feets in macaronis. iz sayfr.
1337 xpeerianz poins and a Cage of Protekshun +5 as loot!!1
Kitteh-Bird Wrestling will be a demonstration event at the next Olympics.
Bad ol’ puddy-kat!
Now where da byootiful princezz at?
Prollee anudder cassell…. sigh….
Ms. Frisby, iz okay to move house now.
Sir Budgerigar did not notice that the dragon had one eye open. . .
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.”
Sir Budgerigar did not notice that the dragon had one eye open…
“Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup”
(i maded dis comment b4, but wrdprss eated it. stoopy wrdprss)
shudda waited. sry fr teh redundamancy. *sigh*
colurful fud standing on meh?? I mus b dreeming still.
Mozart’s “The Magic Flute” reference
for the win
omg wtf bbq LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LMAO FUNNY OR DOES HE THINK HE HAS SLAN IT ROFL
Aaah, I see you need a credit. At your service! I got this picture in an email circular several weeks ago and posted it as a blank on LJ (cat_macros). As for the original paparazzi person, I don’t know.
The Strathmartin of the bird world ;D
YES! GO BIRD GO! RECLAIM THE HONOR!!!