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Kitteh serkus skillz!
Yes, but kan circus kitteh balance on ball with one paw, PLUS balance tri-colored rat on head?????
well, az a mattur of fakt, yes she can. but onlee if she wants to. and she duznt want to unless dere isa ginormouslee larj amownt ob cheezburgerz adn nip involved. payement in advance, if yoo pleeze. adn no garanteez.
Cirkus kitteh drives a hard bargin! Will have to enhance trik for such payment. Will have to balance on baskitball that is balanced on the back of a high-strung dog, all de while balancing tri-colored rat on kitteh’s head, while de rat balances a one-legged cucaracha wearing a teeny-tiny sombrero, and singing song of luv 4 Valentines Day.
well, nao your talkin LIFETIME SUPPLY of cheezburgers adn nip. payment in advance.
Mary of the House of Spock, and all Trekkees - Did you see the trailer for the new Star Trek film currently being made? It shows the construction of THE Enterprise; movie takes place when Kirk and Spock are young officers. Its a link on MSN.com rite now; saw it the other day on tv. Really - I be a geek. I got da shivvers when the trailer finished.
nooooes. habn’t seen teh traylor.
we duznt get cabul (too thriftee, just use a ginormous antenaee wif propellar attached in attic) so we just gets the broadcast stuffs we receebs
prolly on line sumwares, doe.
how are you doin? the pain meds still werkin?
Tanks for asking - yes, my fang still be hurtin, but iz manageable. This be my 4th root canal, but my first one done by an endodonistestist. Est. Wow- wut dey charge is ridicurageous. Tank God 4 insurance.
Star Trek trailor link is on MSN.com website under “trek movie pushed back.”
Ambercat, u haz da skill tunite! Concatulations on ur Top Spot! How wii be celebratin dis balintynez dai Top Spot?
i fink Ambercat wented to bed in teeny tinee Ingerland…mebee we should have a partee, adn when she cheks in tomorrorororow she can laff at hao silly we wuz.
I are putting onna hedband wif antennae’s wif lil hearts attached to end. But I are taking if orf unless sumbuddy else duz sumfin sillier. yes indeedy. i must maintayne a certain lebel ob dig knee tea.
(nods head. the antennae bounz up adn down in ridiculous fashun.)
ai be wherein a whoel harty owtfit! ai b cuvured frum my hed 2 my toesies. it also sez “Happi Nawt-sekund Valytien’s Dai, Ambercat!” ai hayts it…howz that for silyer, maryo?
weeellllllllllllllllll. thatz a berry good start, partilarly sinz you haytz it. dat was Ambercat noes weird willing to make a foolz ob ourselvs to amyuse hers.
Any bodee esle? Prize fur teh sillyest costyume!
I’ll put my hair in puppy tails (like ponee tails, but on teh side of teh head and stickinowt), and tie tehm with red bows and draw harts on my cheeks an put on my jingley bell hart earrings.
Nawt much of a cosyume, but I’ll sure luk sillee!
Congratz, Ambercat!
u get free non-akahallik drink ov yur coyse frum No Plase in Particular.
wut’ll it b?
o, yeh, ai furgoteded…
HAPPI VALYTINE’S DAY!
Free candy harts 4 ebbry1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wutz dis nawn-alkohawlik drink stuffs? wii lykes ar drinks WIF full alkohawls rownd heer!
awlso, wai duz mai typin’ go awf teh payj fer a fyoo leddurs befoar rappin’ bak arownd? do not want!
I kno!!!! It be like “noooooooesssssss they be eetin my commentz! adn thn it wrpas around. would menchun it to teh GranPoohBurgs, but doan kno hao to splain it.
GranPoohBergs - lol!
mebbee we cud adds it to teh wikki hee hee
btw, they dont have “borked” on teh wikki. how duz we add werds?
i are skritchin mye hed ober dat. oops. knocked orf the antennaes wif teh liddul harts. dat may be a gud fing.
Duz n e wun no how tu mayke da leetul happi fazez dat moove?
my skills, let me sho you dem!!! ta daaaaaaa!
there is one dat cries adn the tears moove,
but you don’t want dat one , do you?
Eye wantz dem awl. Eye renember sumwun posted a list uff awl da fazez. But eye doan renember wen it wuz or who it wuz.
Hokay letz tri
(Eye pheel lyke eym tryin a majic spell)
It wurkeded! Oh fank u Mary!
hee hee
so, baysikly, ai sezlol
ai hope dis wurks
no? ai tri agan
lol
ai confuseded?????
u haffta put teh colon…collun.. urm… thoz dotty fings : inna frunt an behyn
Imma trai
looks like : lol : awl pushed toogevver…
ok…ai tri agan
YAY! ai get it nao!
:lol:
:lol:
idk on teh typin, InfamouQBert, but in anser 2 yur furst Q, wii dun sel
akahall @ No Plase in Particular. Wii DOO sel non-akahallik wutevryuwunt!
wii also sel non-kafeenated wutevryuwunt, 2!
Wayt–due u sel chocolate? Cuz it haz de kafeene.
Eye could lib wit owt kafeen, eye could lib wit owt alkehaul, but eye canna lib wit owt chocolate!
yesh. choklit is a major food group. it has auntie accidents, so is
nesesesarie to mayntain gud healf (speshully teh mental kidn ob
helthe.)
yesh, wii selz teh choklit. das wi ai sez “ennythingyuwunt.” yu can has a nonakahallik margareeta or a non-kaffenated choklit!
Yoo gotz tu menee rools fer mii, no 1.
I lyks teh martoonnees,
and teh dark choklit
and teh coaks wif kafeen AND shugger — nun uv taht fayk sweetnr!
But taht’s jus mii.
Psst…InfamousQBert.
I gots sum liddle boddles ov teh gud stuffs.
*opens jacket to reveel 40 small pokits, each filled wif a liddle boddle*
Heer, taek a few an spike ur drinkee. A margareeta is juss emptee calories wifowt teh tekeelaz.
*closes jacket and walks awai whistling*
hmmm, looks like Romeow raided one uv teh carts on teh airplanez wif all teh liddel bottlez. Mebbe we shood have Bunway Airlines check their supply in case they haz no moar.
OT
ooooooh didja kno Air Franz gibs you a widdul boddul ob red or white
whine wif your din din? Adn Champagne! and onst, i gots cone
yak cuz i akkomodated a nudder passenjer in seet swich.
ummmm. maybee i shouldn’t claim it, but that wuz frum moi. nawt shure why itt says that i’m jkl;
concatulations Ambercat, on nawt seccund.
Beez enneewun dansin?
i iz dansin on da titerope, but i haz mai eyez cloze cuz i iz fraid of hites (waves arms wildly)
Word to teh wise - don’t get near Lolcatburglar, I dont think teh rownd peeple catchy thing can catch bof ob you!
You need eneey halp gettin down frum tehre?
i needzez alla halp i canz get! dunno hao i gotted up heer ennywai…
oh noes!! teh round katchy fing is in teh repare shoppe! waduwedo
waduwedo waduwedo waduwedo waduwedo waduwedo???????????
Wuns, I yoozd mai own rown bellee tu katch LCB wen she wuz up tu hi.
Iz mai rotund shayp neededed aggen? Yoo gotta hav gud aym, cuz I gotta ly on mai bak fer maksimum bellee ekspozur.
Tell mii wen yooz reddee…
(taeks deeep breff; holdz noze; sqweezez eyes shutt; letz gooooooooo!)aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(ack. missed. o well, no probulem. titerope wuz onlee six inchis offgrownd)
Air Bud has nuthing on me! I has teh hoop dreemz.
Congratulashuns, Ambercat, on being nawt-sekond! I guesses the logical dance would be to sa Circus March! Then we can all be wearing our little akrobatic-mikro-mini frilly danse tutu-thingees as we be dansing. On second thought, I’ll pass on that danse; will ride the elefants and zebras and horses and lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) around the ring. But really, the klowns- stay away froms me.
or mebbe a softshoe number, to teh tune uv “Sweet Georgia Brown”? (Izn’t that teh Harlem Globetrotterz theme song?)
dat b tru. sweeeet ga brown, i mean.
*whispers* Shhh, eye can c da votin burgers. Doan n e buddie mayke loud noyze or de awl go away.
I be afraid to touch them rite now - makes them ALL go away!
dere dey goed-noe burgurz…
congrats Ambercat!
Eye guezz wii startuled da burgerz. Myne awl gone tu.
yu has burgerz, nao, Tribble!
ai dun tink dey liek certun interweb software server thingies
Sumtymez eye haz awl da burgers,
sumtymez eye haz half payge uff burgers,
sumtymez eye haz no burgers
sumwun iz messin wit mye burgers!
mayb it b teh saym thing that wuz messin wif my cumputer maekin
teh whoel cheezburger siet nawt sho up! ai wuz veri mad!
Eye had dat problem lass nite. No ICHC at awl!
But eye had to go tu a boi scowt meetin, sew eye wuzzent gonna bee heer n e wai.
but boi scouts has to be prepared! whut we needz is a badge for ICHC support.
*whispers* burgers dishapeers when the maus goz ober dem … tryn to cach da mausy … sh!
dems gone agin. Maybees der is polterghostses inna masheen?
Peeves? U tink hee lef Hogwartz?
Cood be Dobbie tryin tu halp.