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Kitteh serkus skillz!
Yes, but kan circus kitteh balance on ball with one paw, PLUS balance tri-colored rat on head?????
well, az a mattur of fakt, yes she can. but onlee if she wants to. and she duznt want to unless dere isa ginormouslee larj amownt ob cheezburgerz adn nip involved. payement in advance, if yoo pleeze. adn no garanteez.
Cirkus kitteh drives a hard bargin! Will have to enhance trik for such payment. Will have to balance on baskitball that is balanced on the back of a high-strung dog, all de while balancing tri-colored rat on kitteh’s head, while de rat balances a one-legged cucaracha wearing a teeny-tiny sombrero, and singing song of luv 4 Valentines Day.
well, nao your talkin LIFETIME SUPPLY of cheezburgers adn nip. payment in advance.
Mary of the House of Spock, and all Trekkees – Did you see the trailer for the new Star Trek film currently being made? It shows the construction of THE Enterprise; movie takes place when Kirk and Spock are young officers. Its a link on MSN.com rite now; saw it the other day on tv. Really – I be a geek. I got da shivvers when the trailer finished.
nooooes. habn’t seen teh traylor.
we duznt get cabul (too thriftee, just use a ginormous antenaee wif propellar attached in attic) so we just gets the broadcast stuffs we receebs
prolly on line sumwares, doe.
how are you doin? the pain meds still werkin?
Tanks for asking – yes, my fang still be hurtin, but iz manageable. This be my 4th root canal, but my first one done by an endodonistestist. Est. Wow- wut dey charge is ridicurageous. Tank God 4 insurance.
Star Trek trailor link is on MSN.com website under “trek movie pushed back.”
Ambercat, u haz da skill tunite! Concatulations on ur Top Spot! How wii be celebratin dis balintynez dai Top Spot?
i fink Ambercat wented to bed in teeny tinee Ingerland…mebee we should have a partee, adn when she cheks in tomorrorororow she can laff at hao silly we wuz.
I are putting onna hedband wif antennae’s wif lil hearts attached to end. But I are taking if orf unless sumbuddy else duz sumfin sillier. yes indeedy. i must maintayne a certain lebel ob dig knee tea.
(nods head. the antennae bounz up adn down in ridiculous fashun.)
ai be wherein a whoel harty owtfit! ai b cuvured frum my hed 2 my toesies. it also sez “Happi Nawt-sekund Valytien’s Dai, Ambercat!” ai hayts it…howz that for silyer, maryo?
weeellllllllllllllllll. thatz a berry good start, partilarly sinz you haytz it. dat was Ambercat noes weird willing to make a foolz ob ourselvs to amyuse hers.
Any bodee esle? Prize fur teh sillyest costyume!
I’ll put my hair in puppy tails (like ponee tails, but on teh side of teh head and stickinowt), and tie tehm with red bows and draw harts on my cheeks an put on my jingley bell hart earrings.
Nawt much of a cosyume, but I’ll sure luk sillee!
Congratz, Ambercat!
u get free non-akahallik drink ov yur coyse frum No Plase in Particular.
wut’ll it b?
o, yeh, ai furgoteded…
HAPPI VALYTINE’S DAY!
Free candy harts 4 ebbry1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wutz dis nawn-alkohawlik drink stuffs? wii lykes ar drinks WIF full alkohawls rownd heer!
awlso, wai duz mai typin’ go awf teh payj fer a fyoo leddurs befoar rappin’ bak arownd? do not want!
I kno!!!! It be like “noooooooesssssss they be eetin my commentz! adn thn it wrpas around. would menchun it to teh GranPoohBurgs, but doan kno hao to splain it.
GranPoohBergs – lol!
mebbee we cud adds it to teh wikki hee hee
btw, they dont have “borked” on teh wikki. how duz we add werds?
i are skritchin mye hed ober dat. oops. knocked orf the antennaes wif teh liddul harts. dat may be a gud fing.
Duz n e wun no how tu mayke da leetul happi fazez dat moove?
my skills, let me sho you dem!!! ta daaaaaaa!
there is one dat cries adn the tears moove,
but you don’t want dat one , do you?
Eye wantz dem awl. Eye renember sumwun posted a list uff awl da fazez. But eye doan renember wen it wuz or who it wuz.
Hokay letz tri
(Eye pheel lyke eym tryin a majic spell)
It wurkeded! Oh fank u Mary!
hee hee
so, baysikly, ai sezlol
ai hope dis wurks
no? ai tri agan
lol
ai confuseded?????
u haffta put teh colon…collun.. urm… thoz dotty fings : inna frunt an behyn
Imma trai
looks like : lol : awl pushed toogevver…
ok…ai tri agan
YAY! ai get it nao!
idk on teh typin, InfamouQBert, but in anser 2 yur furst Q, wii dun sel
akahall @ No Plase in Particular. Wii DOO sel non-akahallik wutevryuwunt!
wii also sel non-kafeenated wutevryuwunt, 2!
Wayt–due u sel chocolate? Cuz it haz de kafeene.
Eye could lib wit owt kafeen, eye could lib wit owt alkehaul, but eye canna lib wit owt chocolate!
yesh. choklit is a major food group. it has auntie accidents, so is
nesesesarie to mayntain gud healf (speshully teh mental kidn ob
helthe.)
yesh, wii selz teh choklit. das wi ai sez “ennythingyuwunt.” yu can has a nonakahallik margareeta or a non-kaffenated choklit!
Yoo gotz tu menee rools fer mii, no 1.
I lyks teh martoonnees,
and teh dark choklit
and teh coaks wif kafeen AND shugger — nun uv taht fayk sweetnr!
But taht’s jus mii.
Psst…InfamousQBert.
I gots sum liddle boddles ov teh gud stuffs.
*opens jacket to reveel 40 small pokits, each filled wif a liddle boddle*
Heer, taek a few an spike ur drinkee. A margareeta is juss emptee calories wifowt teh tekeelaz.
*closes jacket and walks awai whistling*
hmmm, looks like Romeow raided one uv teh carts on teh airplanez wif all teh liddel bottlez. Mebbe we shood have Bunway Airlines check their supply in case they haz no moar.
OT
ooooooh didja kno Air Franz gibs you a widdul boddul ob red or white
whine wif your din din? Adn Champagne! and onst, i gots cone
yak cuz i akkomodated a nudder passenjer in seet swich.
ummmm. maybee i shouldn’t claim it, but that wuz frum moi. nawt shure why itt says that i’m jkl;
concatulations Ambercat, on nawt seccund.
Beez enneewun dansin?
i iz dansin on da titerope, but i haz mai eyez cloze cuz i iz fraid of hites (waves arms wildly)
Word to teh wise – don’t get near Lolcatburglar, I dont think teh rownd peeple catchy thing can catch bof ob you!
You need eneey halp gettin down frum tehre?
i needzez alla halp i canz get! dunno hao i gotted up heer ennywai…
oh noes!! teh round katchy fing is in teh repare shoppe! waduwedo
waduwedo waduwedo waduwedo waduwedo waduwedo???????????
Wuns, I yoozd mai own rown bellee tu katch LCB wen she wuz up tu hi.
Iz mai rotund shayp neededed aggen? Yoo gotta hav gud aym, cuz I gotta ly on mai bak fer maksimum bellee ekspozur.
Tell mii wen yooz reddee…
(taeks deeep breff; holdz noze; sqweezez eyes shutt; letz gooooooooo!)aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
(ack. missed. o well, no probulem. titerope wuz onlee six inchis offgrownd)
Air Bud has nuthing on me! I has teh hoop dreemz.
Congratulashuns, Ambercat, on being nawt-sekond! I guesses the logical dance would be to sa Circus March! Then we can all be wearing our little akrobatic-mikro-mini frilly danse tutu-thingees as we be dansing. On second thought, I’ll pass on that danse; will ride the elefants and zebras and horses and lions and tigers and bears (oh my!) around the ring. But really, the klowns- stay away froms me.
or mebbe a softshoe number, to teh tune uv “Sweet Georgia Brown”? (Izn’t that teh Harlem Globetrotterz theme song?)
dat b tru. sweeeet ga brown, i mean.
*whispers* Shhh, eye can c da votin burgers. Doan n e buddie mayke loud noyze or de awl go away.
I be afraid to touch them rite now – makes them ALL go away!
dere dey goed-noe burgurz…
congrats Ambercat!
Eye guezz wii startuled da burgerz. Myne awl gone tu.
yu has burgerz, nao, Tribble!
ai dun tink dey liek certun interweb software server thingies
Sumtymez eye haz awl da burgers,
sumtymez eye haz half payge uff burgers,
sumtymez eye haz no burgers
sumwun iz messin wit mye burgers!
mayb it b teh saym thing that wuz messin wif my cumputer maekin
teh whoel cheezburger siet nawt sho up! ai wuz veri mad!
Eye had dat problem lass nite. No ICHC at awl!
But eye had to go tu a boi scowt meetin, sew eye wuzzent gonna bee heer n e wai.
but boi scouts has to be prepared! whut we needz is a badge for ICHC support.
*whispers* burgers dishapeers when the maus goz ober dem … tryn to cach da mausy … sh!
dems gone agin. Maybees der is polterghostses inna masheen?
Peeves? U tink hee lef Hogwartz?
Cood be Dobbie tryin tu halp.
Ai fink dat Peeves got leeved behind wen dey finnish teh filmin ob latest H.P film jess up teh road frum mai howse.
May hap he climed inna neerst intertubes an be messin wiv all teh pyooters cuz him wanna go bak- he prolly lykes to eet all teh burgerz jess to irritayte all teh cheezpeepz.
De bee philmin neer ur howze? How eggcitin! Eye lubz H. P. almost az mush az eye lubz Star Trek!
Wuz verree eggcitin.Ai hads to drive passt teh set to go to mai parents howse.
Securitee wuz FIERCE!! Dems eeben shut teh Village ob Lacock to traffix.
Loadz of peepz waytin awl nite to get a lookee at teh filmstarz fur awtogrararfz
an everythin.
Dems film cumpanees mayke lotz of pictures rown heer,Speshully teh olde tyme dramas n boddice ripperz types-Things like Pride and Prejudice etc.
We gotz wun airin nao in ingerland calleded ‘Lark Rise to Candleford’ wich wuz filmded neer mai parents Village.
Whut phun! Eye libz neer Balteemoar an Washintun DC. But ebree tyme de phylm dere, it just meanz streetz bein clozed an majur traffec prublemz.
Itz alwayz verree bizzy rown heer cuz there be loads of quaint olde worlde villages-thatched roofs an stone walls, bridges an duck ponds.
Inna summer, traffix iz terrble.
nawt polterghosteses. iz stoopie werdpress.
eek! ai voated! ai’z sawrree, but ai kuddunt reezist!
2night on sekundz to dizarstah
Cirk d solay, I iz ready for mi interviewz.
Dis kitteh iz bin rekrooted bai teh Harmel Globtorters for ballz handlin skillz
skillful kitteh iz skillfull
Kitteh practisin fur da Kitteh LumberJak Log Rollin Contest. Kitteh full ov da win cuz basketballs taek wai moer mad skillz than logz.
Hey, luk tu da syde —->, unner “Who be tawkin’ ” an “Latest Lols”.
Top 100 Tags- lukz lyke wen wii go shoppin at Wallie*Mart.
Ooh! Soon kitteh will get ball into trash basket! I noe dis game!
Okai:
out dor
cross alleewai
off the glass
back cross alleewai
into basket
noffin but net
Floofy tayl plumage halps teh kitty to balances
Absa-tivlee! Tihs kitteh got ‘nuf tail floofyz 4 tree kittehz! Ai lurv 2 pet sutch floofy kittehz.
Grate minds Tidmum.
There’s magik in dat tayl.
Ai Weely weely weely lub floofage on a kitteh.
Mai girlies-they has it.
Fern eeben has big floofy britches unner a floofy oberloded tayl!!
we yusta callum pantaloons on owr kitteh.
We calld my Aria-kitteh (R.I.P) “Bloomer-butt” cuz her floof made her look lyke she wus wearing little bloomerpantz. Shee was buetifull girlkitteh…
Fern beez sumtymes cawlled
‘Frilly knickers’
‘Frilly Bum’
an ‘woollee belleh’
or ‘woollee mammuff’
She haz awsum floofage. teh belleh floof beez curlee!! she soo sweeeet
I fink she beez part Mainecoon.
Teh Floof Floof Song
Iffs u wanna kno
iffs he lubs u so
it’s in his floof.
in traynin’ fur the noo N B A seezon?
kitteh haz majur balence abilitee
I wud crack mah hed open doin dat.
Kitteh can haz poyntee endz to hold onto burgezez! Awl iz eks -esk -mayked kleer naow!
OT, since the new format, when I browse some pictures I gedda blue screen and have to reboot my ‘pooter.
Not phare.
BH
bloo skreen uf DETH!!!
I can has yooneesiekel?
I gotz teh perrfekt danse for Ambercat! Teh burgerz awr doin hokee-pokee so cheezfrenz shud join in! You clik awn teh littel skwar bokkus by poster’z naym, en dey goez owt. You clik agawn en dey comz bak. En on. En on..
WoW.Sykik mind meld
Ai finks ob dat too!!!
*putz teh leff burger in rite burger out
* in out in out an shayke it awl abowt
*we does a votey clicky an we turns aroun
*an teh burgerz hab gawn out…………………….oooOOOOooohhhhh clicky clicky clicky……….!!
Kitteh: I alsoah haz numchunk skillz, boah huntin skills, kompooter hakking skillz…..
You want basketball? In Soviet Russia kitteh give you nothing but nyet.
::: heddesk ::: <–they needz a iconsmiley for dat! esp if u gonna be makin punzez lyke dat one….mebbe we need sum equipment for pun-related heddesk injureez. Da CCC needz hedcushins, too…somefin squooshy to keep the hed and the desk from makin such a THUD. becuz, OWCH.
“Nyet”, indeed.
Menny yeers ago I had howcemate hoo tried to stand on baxetball lyk talented kitteh doing in pikshur. He had epic fail and borked ankel. Since I was only wun hoo had a car, I got take him to hospitabibble. Wuz not so grate, akshuly.
Mai townhowsemayt lyke dat wuz a girrl. Mennee tripz 2 teh merjinsee room wif her frum sdupid trix lyke dat. Pleh!
Dat kitteh iz on teh bawl. srsly!!
no 1 in particular………….are you’th there?…i am!!!!!!!!!!!
yes, ai b there, MS11!
taekz wun srsly fluffsum kitteh 2 perdooz dis jinormus furbawl!
Pleh!!1!!
White kitties can’t jump.
o noes! ichc be crashin mai browzer!!1!
saws dis an thot that it luks lik mai kitteh toshya. cept tosh iz dis kolor wif pretie markins. but her iz teh most graceful kitteh in teh planet. jumps six feet onto mantl an nawt hits nuffin der. iz seen her do dis, too. i hasnt seen her in 11 months nao. misses her muchly.
iz photoshop.
srsly guys
shaduw on ball no match winduw lite
looks like the basketball was photoshopped onto the table or into the photo totally or something…
Rezzi, ur cat’s got some major skillz
^__^
That looks like mah kittah!!!!!