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umbra-centric kittehs.
oh, i gots nuthin funnee. COGRATS!
oopsie. CONGRATZ!
I’z aksepts your cograts, too. I think….
cograts are teh creechures dat aer on machineriees’ wheee ls
dat keeps dem wheels mobin alowng in teh rat race ob life.
so, you steel wantzum?
Vampire-kittehs toy with prey be4 sukking out deh blood, and can be ezily distrkted fromm attacking by piece of string.
from Vampire Kitteh Handbook, new edition
would you like a songndanz?
congratz, CH!
wut yu wunt 2 drink?
choclate milk; cold; heavy on da choclate.
fun in da shade
yay fer nawt secund. Sneeky vampire danse movin west donw fentura blvd?
Tom Petteh refrenz, FTW!!
wi b chillin in teh shayd
OMG Ai allmos didn cee the white kitteh on the seet!
CONGRATZ CH!! – mae ai join the chez frnz dance?
you starts, adn we’ll join inn!
Cirkkul deh waggun kittehs.
Kittehs verree skin-conshus, want 2 mayntayn dere yooful complexshuns.
kittehs at reesesss do not grasps teh konsept of “Farmeh in teh Dell” sawng adn gaem.
“Teh cheez stands alone” confuzzled dem.
the floofy teecher is just releeved she can sit awn teh cheer adn daydreem ob summre vakashun.
Farmer in teh Dell… Ur doin it rong!
Dis B Ring aroun teh Rosie!
Deese kittehs r da opohsit uf awr Kali…she lubz hur sunnee spays. I tink herz solur powah kitteh.
Kittehs sez – ho hum, wherz teh margaritaz, iz gud dai 4 lazin abowt in teh shaedz
vampire kittehs ned 75 spf sunbloxz…an raibanz.
raibanz? blak raibanz? onlie drink teh cheezburger blud? oar wuz it nawt wun drop?
mebbee they are in teh shade of a MUCH largeh kitteh shaped objekt which just rolled in on BIG wheels wif a door that opens , and out comes…
“so we waytz until nytefal, en den Lansalot, Gallahad, en Ai leep owt uv teh kitteh…”
holy grail ftw!
mebbee thai iz abowt to bee abduktid bai ailenz in chezbrgr shapd spaskrafft….
Do Not Want Probe!
how bot just hazin ailen babeez?
doze kittehs looks consirned abowt teh ishoo of teh shrinkin shades
Wer da Gar-lick?
in da Gar-denz!
Bubbill, bubbill, toyl
andz trubbillz. Fyre burnz andz
cawlldrunn haz bubbillz
Dis iz cuvven ubz
Kittehz. Awllz breengz gud lukk 2
jennurruss Hewminz
Cuvven Kittehz arz
gud atz casteeng spellz. Majjik
iz dayr middill naymez
Jack.
“Oh you be crack sealing cats… I was lookin’ for ceiling cat.”
Iz sure I saw deze black kitties be4. Der was a lolpicture ob 4 kittehs on snobanks & a caption about a test (liek an IQ test or SAT test) – which kittie wud come next.
Cant tink of what the tags wud be, and kant find it.
***HELLP***
Kthnkxbai
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/20/funny-pictures-wich-1-next-n-sequins
I stil confuzzl3d wif teh magical disApeering an reApeering cheezburgers!
*POIT* heer
*POIT* not heer
*POIT* sum heer
*POIT* al gonez
‘Fraid too manee cyoot pichurs an wittee kwips r gettin low votez.
Sending virchuall hugz den… [[[[[[[hug]]]]]]]
clik awn teh +/- bawks, nexto peeps naem (lyk we do to maek teh tymstamp nawt ryt ober teh commet) – bergers awl com bak! Is majik!
Ai duz nawt has a +/- bocks since we mooved to teh noo format!!!!1!!! Ai is still been discrimmynated against! Ai’z cawlin mai yoonyun!
They is not vampires!!! Cuz vampires don’t’ show up in photos!!
good poynt
“its not dat vampeyrs dont fotograf, its jus dat dey dont fotograf well”
– Kordelia Cheys
Buffy FTW!
Dis is like my brand new from da sheltar kittehs. I has table in kitchen for their sunning pleasures…dey hides in shade insteads. forevar homes not so perfeck akshually.
rawr!! I iz a vampire!
Doh, my emoticon was destroyed… we shall try again!
(‘,..,’)
Waitah, anudder round a blooeh marehs, puleeze! An can u shiff mah cabana? I’se geetin … oversposed.
er blooDeh marehs, dere … sheesh.
I love this website, but I’m a little irritated that the speech from the pictures is carried over into the comments. Use English >.o
Noe.
Tahtz rite—noe! :LOL:
he shouldn’t its suposd 2 lol
Iz circle uv unlife.
This is so like my 2 black cats – they will not step outside until after dusk. They like the shadows.
lol im so scared AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Or could be capshund:
“Sunbathing:
Ur doin it wrong”
hahaha, that is cute, he was all alone in the center