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pressure release valve?
But kitteh may burn his, um, sensitive areas…”
I think this be pryme example of early b0rg teknology
luk moar liek ‘plesur releez valvz’
need reief valve under teh CHRG (w/doi)
tu mush kute fir any one glub.
In dat case, u needs teh RARG (rayndeer antler rubber glub), acheeved by
waring 2 CHRGs togedder. Also, if u has teh floofy haires like me, u can ware
teh 1960s swim cap wif teh chin strap and attracktiv floofy flowers onnit. Is
tripple purrteckshun frum teh hed splorts.
CCC on alert! Dis wun too kyoot!
(Dis noo format not so grate, ackshully. I can has wordwrap?)
Yes, CH, dat kitteh wood relees awl ma preshoors!!!
Essep da wun frum ma CHRG(wdoi)….
Congrachulashuns, nawt secund.
So shood we be “hot to trot” 4 yu nao?
Well, it IS almost Valentines’ Day….
c0ngratulashuns, qween ob the b0rgs!
furvest frum last, again.
Yay!!
Happee Valentine’s Eve!
nao i gotta go cleanup the boiled ober pot that boiled cuss i wusn’t watching it.
mary, u iz mai mental dubble
(i cant rmember the last tyme i remembered teh pots on teh stove…they iz just so…boring…dey just sit der, and..boyl…
In meh hauz, teh kittehs liek teh boylin potts. Kittehs fink potts prolly gotts meat innum. Kittehs hop on stove, must be watchted. Boilin potts not borin heer!
Well! purr hapz yood lyk to contribute to a sine tifical spearmint.
i wuz doing ek spearmint to see if olde addaj wuz korrekt-
the watch ppot never boyles law. so i stopped watchin it. adn, wahla! it boyledededededed.
but duz the pot boyle if teh kittees aer watchin id? adn if id does, do dey cleen up de mess
i needs empeerascal evidence, so culd you do this in yore kitchen? mine is a reeeeely big mess frum spendin so muches time on ICHC.
k thx
datz teh pryse u pae 4 been nawt secund, mary
itz a tuff jawb, but sumbodees gotta dewit.
who needs to eet sumfin? i gots wutz lefted ob the boileded ober
gumbo. wif lots ob shrimps and crab…
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
halp! (kittehs frum teh nayborhood hab just invaded teh kichen)
Ai lubs mah radee…radati..warm plase onlee plase to sit in clod freezn winturs
I use dis machin to heer wat da neighbors do.
Goodniss, gray-shus, grate hrbls on fyre!
wen u comes in frum teh sno, member 2 dri off ur kitten on teh radyator
we has a lot ov sno heer, iz went out an playd liek a liddle kid
oh, hay, mor expeerienzed peepuls? i haz a qweshjun. hao does u change ur little pikshure on ur comentationings?
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Iz fullon marigold momntz!
Aggh splotz - marigoldz not fitz liek riel CHRG!!
swiep uo braynz nao!! swiep swiep….
idk just wat u meens….but i luvs marigolds! dey iz pretty. duz dat count 4 sumthing?
marigoldz is rubbah glubs, lola. But nort stwethin enuff for been a proppa CHRG!!
Rad Kitteh!
thank u very much!! now i shall copy an paste it, an try it 2morrow, bcuz rite now my brane iz 2 tired 2 give it a go.
kitchy kitchy kitchy nah nah
sumthin sumthin marmalade
voulez vous etal!
Behbee Floof Kitteh
fyndz purrfekkt playss 2 unwyndz
andz catch fortee winkz
Wawrm awll arowndz, butz
nawt 2 hawt. Awllmoast az gud
az snorgullz andz smooz
Liddill Floof smyleeng.
Knoez himz cawzez mennee ‘Splort!’z
andz cawllz 4 Crash Cart
Jack.
winz!
FTW! Outstanding!
Hot Child iz a Kitteh.
Cyoot oberlode: I haz it!!
oh, noez.
**SPLORT**
i yi yi what a mess. branezez all ober deh plais.
What a dae!
furst teh ICHC iz all shiny new.
Den it iz all borked.
Den I coming back and forgetting my CHRG!! :-O
Whut next??
Ai hadda use 2 CHRG (wdoi)!!
Soo much cyoot Ai be melted.
**SPLORT*SPLORT*SPLOOOOOORT**…
Ai hadz dem burgers yestehday,Chaseded dem gremlinzes frum teh pyooter lassnite,Mary halped me to unswkish teh commentses n ICHCB wuz runnin fyne-
Den
*duh duh de duhhh*
CAN NOT DISPLAY PAGE!
Ai hadz teh biggest sad cuz ai wuz deprived of all teh cyootness an laffin wiv my cheezfrenz. *sniff sniff sniff*
Nao dis mornin teh burgerburglar dun stoled mai burgerz an all iz goin wrong.
Wuts happenin?
aaawwwww! wat a kyooooottt kitteh! kitteh luks warm n happie - and warm iz gud in dis cold northern weather!
Cweenmj: I joinz u in habing da cyott oberlode.
*ker-splort!!*
(PB2K wonders how long it taeks fer brainz to freeze in da big sno bank outside her haus)
I sorree u iz in deh cold, PB2K. I be retired and be hanging out in Aireezona 4 deh winter. I wuz being raized in the mineesoda I had enuff of the cold winterz. DO NOT WANT!! I must say, the winter heer be much nicer dan deh winterz ov my yuth.
I be giving u some warmnesses. Heer is a nice warm cup of hot kokoa with the whipped creme and choklit sprinkles. Don’t be telling no1, but I have putted a little shot of teh peppermint schopz in it 4 u. And i be giving u teh beeg hugz.
{{{{{{{{{{PB2K}}}}}}}}}}}
Ai habz teh kewt oberlode too but forchuneletly ai bemembered mai CHRG dat ai getz from teh CCC de odder dai…
Odderwize der wood beez major splortage!
Oh, kitteh, u shur doo. <3
An I shur needz sum…
(bad week)
I missed y’all…
WARE YOU BEEN?????????????
i misst you!
i wuz just gedding reddy to start a serch partee…
dats fur Kafleen & teh donkee.
oar, ennybodee else, if de shoo fitz.
o, tanks, Mary…
it not been good week or two.
ennyfing we kan doo to hlep?
glad yore bak!
Kafleen, ai gibs yew a (((((hugs))))).
When ai hadded teh bad tymes ober Kissmuss, teh Cheezfrenz gabe me mani lols an helpded me throo.
Ai hoaps ur bad tymes is shoart, an yew soon baskin in teh sunbeems agayne.
(((((((Kafleen)))))))))
tanks, u gais.
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I loves it! This site keeps me going! Y r ppl spelling funnily? bcoz Lolcatz are good stuffs.
cud b coz thez braynz dun splortedz 2 menny tymz??
Radeeapurr!
Stoopy cheep landlord, sendz mor heet! plsthxbai
Dis ma fayvrit bebe kitteh pitcher, wuz berree erlee wun. So happee, so warm an cozee…. Ahhhhh! Awwww!! Ahhhh! Awwww!!
I’m Stuck!
but, don’t help, I’m comfy
Im in yr radioator
Drainin all yr heet
Irraydiated kitteh
…is smylin!
Ohh it’s the original “heatin my harbl” kitteh, one of the original lolcat pics from the beginning of the innerwebs but with different caption. I missed this pic. ♥
Kitteh, ai wud be doin dat if ai cud fit - iz *@$%£^*+@~ cold heer. Hmm….purrhaps if ai pulls kitteh awai from radeeator, an put warm kitteh belleh awn mai feets…… ai wud bleed to deff, rite?
Yah, fort so. *sigh*
Ah lub U rayd8r balb!
I can has warm harbls
My warm harbls. Let me show you them.
To warm kitteh:
1. Pick up kitteh
2. Hug
Happyness iz a warm ballz.
Happeenezz izza warm tummee! Ahhh….what cummfurrt!
LOL
Warning: grey kitteh tape is not recommenened for radiador repars. Is better to use grey duck tape.
Kitteh tape will wanders awai when shiny goes by, or when can openr is herd, or just caus. Then u has to start repars all over agan.