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i’be luukked at clouds frum bofe sydes nao…
itz clowdz elushuns i rekall,
i reeeeeeeeeely dont know cloudz
at awe ll.
Congrats, Mary! We works 2gether in bOrg like precishun. My husband be thinking b0rg women be HOT (7 of 9, anyway. I don’t know about this unit, CH…)
BEST NEWS – I BE SEEIN’ VOTING BURGERS!!!!!!!!!! YEA!!!!!!! Ceiling Cat done heered my griefs, and reached down His paw and softly swatted me.
ooh mebbe u can help mee ‘cauz ai no be seein boatin’ burgers
I can has voting burgers?
Mary an Cookies human, u bof are mazing! Concatulayshunz yet agin! Eye singin wit teh bof of u!
mary, that comment has just won you all of the internets.
k, ai b bak
yur reely on a role, mary
nuther hawt choklit, or yu wunt sumthin else?
i culd uze a hot choklit rite nao
iz it just 4 mary or 4 evry1?
everybodeeee! hawt choklit on me!!
ow.(dab dab dab, wiping oaf teh hawt choklit)
i dint mean fur you to taek dat literally, y’no.
Iz it only stoopy hyumons who be seeing Ceiling Cat?
teh ultimate ironee. kittees kno entitee known as ceiling cat just a imp pretending to be sumfin else. dat’s whai Agnostic Kittee has doubts.
OMG! I think I haz just seed the ceeling cat!
And teh ceeling cat has just seen yr seed!
OMG! Kitteh iz tryin to lick floatin txt?
floatin’ txt must look like cheezburgers…..
Mmmmm – floatin cheezburgers…
Wii bee havin a grabbittee problem agin?
duz grabbity need tu be turnded up?
huld awn . .
(fumbles arownd in basement lookin for switch)
ah! hear eet us “Master Gravity Control”.
ah’ll juss turn this dial a little bit . . . There! better?
No need fur a switch you just haz to go to Mars to increase teh grabitties
sillee kittehs! you iz reeding fizzix buk bakweirds! on Marz we ways less. but on Jupiterz we ways moar!
http://www.exploratorium.edu/ronh/weight/
Good catch July..
but Jupiter no haz solid suface where does we stand.
(scratching whiskrs) hmmm….i noe on Saturnz we cans sits, on Neptuna we cans swim wif fish and on Yeranus….oh, I nawt going dere! but Jpiterz is problem, is big gas bawl.
just doan mek me goes to pluto, dat goofy lukin gogie
is dere…
*cheezburgers drift nicely down to tables throughout da werld*
Fank you gascat! Grabbittee is bak to nermal!
always happi tu halp!
noooooo much wrse….ai jus floted ‘way……gbye croool wrld
jk lol
cheezbrger! gimme dat! *bats down nd eatz* taztes lyk chikn.
Kitteh sez:
“OMG! Floting Text. Aaaand not only do I see floting text, but it ackshully sez what I see!!
…
Ok, I am lyke, totally freakin’ out right nao, man!!”
or it could be :
“OMG !!! I see floating text !!!”
ironic kitty
is ironic
wat oddur nu things there be todai?
I see it written –
Hillary, It’s not to be!!
Hillkitteh befoh the primariez and the catcuses
Oh hai I has a nomnomshun
Yesterday:
Oh noes they be takin mah nomnomshun
Go awaiz, nomnomshun is mine you no can haz
An wii hoomanz keep makin de floatin text inn hopez dat wun dai ower picher mayke de front payge!
Words appear in space.
Kitteh thinks of dirty thoughts.
Owner turns bright red.
Berry nice high-koo!
Kitteh tihnks teh dirrtee thawts??
An hims look so berry kyoot, too.
Goes to shows, yew nebber can tells.
c’est la vie sed teh ode fokes, wich goes to show you nebber can tell!!
Must grabs eet!
ish teh first lolcat to go meta!
bffft… az if!
Heh heh, dey spelled flooting rong. Silleh hyooman.
MUST POWNCE NAO!
Mus bee a messij from Ceiling Cat!
Wunner if I cin eets tem.
“Whiplash… I wuz runned ober by teh bloo bukkit”
woo-hoo!! lolcat 2 lolcat cros refrenz
Obama kitteh fanking ceeling cat fur his wins yesterday and Caturday.
And, fanking in advance fur HaWiHee and Wishconsun.
n tekas n painsylvania n ebbrywair ells
oh my, how did that hyper link get on mai name………… i’se barrassed
fink ai fixed it………
My then cat Thunder once spooked me by gazing intently — and apparently with intense anxiety — at a corner of the bathroom ceiling. I tried to comfort her by picking her up to cuddle, but she stayed rigid in the clasp. So I tried reaching a hand up toward the ceiling to show her nothing would happen. She cringed down, as if to say, “Stoopy hyuman — I tells u and tells u it’s danjerus, adn then you has to go POKING it!??!” Nothing bit me, but I decided it was a good time to leave the bathroom, taking the cat with me. Away from the invisible menace, she relaxed, and didn’t see it again (or not around me, anyway).
you know they just do that do F with their owners, and then laugh about it together later, right? it’s a vast kitty conspiracy to freak people out
eeder dat or dey sees ded peepls
When mai kittehz stair intentlee out de windowz at nite, I turn off all de lites & look outsyd – sometym Iz c deer, sometym iz c raccoons, once Iz saw a flying skwerl.
Whan kittehz stare at sumtin, itz der, we mite nawt b able 2 c it.
methinx kittehs iz smrter den we thinks…dey sez: okay, now, everbodyz STARE!! 1, dos, tree, go.
den we all freek out.
yup
ai wuld nawt be surprized eef sumtin akshooly wuz dere, yes, ai beleevs een ghosts, yoo may all laff naow.
“cats are good…half-in half-out, anyway”
OMG ceiling cat be sendin messaghes
Da Burgers has commed back. Jist clean owt the cookie jar. nomnomnom
it sez:
“Sawree foar teh inkunveenyents”
LOLZER!!
epic lulz ftw
Duz da text has a flayva?
can i tuch mai tung 2 teh text? nope nawt lawng enuf. is eezeer 2 kach snoflayks.
snoflayks betta. Kaptsun haz no flavr & nawt nootrishus.
ai wunt 2 tayst teh fli-ing tekst
profet kitteh seez teh riting on teh fourth wall
“profet kitteh seez teh riting on teh fourth wall”
Teho, you just counteracted every stupid lolcat or YouTube comment I ever regretted reading.
wow, I’ve read YouTube comments… that’s high praise
(not sarcasm.)
nebukadnesser
needs danyl to interpret
writng in teh sky
“mene mene tekel upharsin” meenz “manee manee burgerz upstairs” ??
(danyl in gud wif da lion kittehs – gibs ‘em manee burgerz)
[gSNERKL!]
…aaand I’s stil LOLing
lol daniel kitteh ware iz u?
danyl sez: ME’NE, ME’NE, TE’KEL n PARSIN
Tekst iz lukin fur clowd kitteh!
That’s my kitteh! That’s Tweak! She made teh frunt page! I is eggcited!
Yeah NibbleKat!!!
Tweak is a byootiful kitteh! Iz there a Souf Park ref in teh naem?
Wat can you tell us bout ur bebeh Tweak? We wud lub to kno moar bout our front page star!
Congratumalashuns!
Kitteh Tweak is cross btween Souf Park and de fact dat she getz relaxeded and TWITCHEZ!
congratshoolashions, NibbleKat!
73,74,75,76 ceiling cats!!!!!11!!
watz u meens lolgoomba?
has bofe LOLs an grankits.
(unlez i nots unnerstan teh qweschun)
oh NOOOOES !!!11!
Dem Cheeburglars, whirr r dey gon? Aie only seed cburgs on WUN comments!
Ize feered, panting my breff in an oudt…huh huh huh huh…O plees Ceeling Caatz, peez bringingded bak dem c-burglers!! whimper whine dat floting txt r not tastee haves no flavr, and NOT nutr…na-tri…ful ov yum nor NOM niether, so DERE.
oh noooooes……mus haves c-burgers
Sweet faced kitteh!
Want to scritch …
Ahaha win. ♥
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…… that cat is really weird =^.^=
but hao duz floating txt taste? findin aut in 3…2…1…SAMPL!!!
dats really funny i needz to take funny pics of me dog