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Stop, in the naem of love
befoar yoo break hims heart!
Bukketz uff concatulashonz iz bein sended tu u on you top spot Mary.
Eye sigin along wit u an da Supreemz!
Wii awl needz tu lyne upp an du da Supreem danz tu.
got yur sparklee ebening gownz on, adn the biiiiiiiiiig hare?
Haven’t I’ve been good to you ?
Haven’t I’ve been sweet to you ?
Think it o-o-vah
Think if o-o-vah
Mary & Tribble, i joinz u as a Supremez bak-up singer. Wif B-I-I-I-G hair and glitzy gown wif long slit up rite side. An wii canz danzes and danzes!!
oooooo. we can has curryografee?
Is taht the kind ov dansin we see in Bollywood moosicals?
yes! like i seed in Bride adn Pred jchoo dis!
whoa!! i dunt no wut happnd, but eye klikedeed on the burgers and it tooked me to anutther goggie site. weird. thot it mite be cuss i clikced on a bloo naem, but no… miss dawn duzn’t hab bleu name.
is teh raf ob Ceiling Lolrus creating kayoss.
wheeeeeeeeeeee! now when i votes, the burgers, tehy be inbisibul!
i fink the mousie sine tists aer ’sperimenting own us!
I gotz teh burgers but allde commentses be skwished and hidded behind eech udder.
Maybee der iz grelmlinzes in dat server? Ai dunt noe……….
hai, Tidmum. twy clikin on the liddul box thingy uppur left corner by comment. togguls bak n forth two expandify adn min imimizify the comments.
might can helps if you say “comeout,comeout warebber yoo aer!” simontaynyusl…, er, at the saem tiem.
okai ai tri dis nao.Fanx fer splain Mary.
Yay ..werkeded.Comeout comeout warebber yoo aer must be teh majik rimes.
Dem gremlinzez be runnin out teh pyooter..Byee gremlinzez….
LOL!
(Ai lubs teh curry, wishz Ai had sum nao.)
STOP! (hold out hand) in teh naim uv lurve
Befoar joo braeks mah hart (hands over hart)
Tink it oh-oh-ver (finger to temple)
I ar gud koree… korri… danse-maker.
yes, berrry good.
and a reel twooper- the show must go on!
Ai doin teh danses in mai jamas-Eebnin dresses bees at de dry cleeners.Got sparkly joowlry tho. Dis okai?
Concatulashuns Mary. You be very gud at nawt seccund.Joo branzez must werk in litespeed.!!!
is moastlee luk…
Whai R awl dans-maekurz left handid? (Skawtish joak).
And whais dat, paws4thot? I vahnt to no. (Jermin kitteh)
happi naet-sekund agan, mary
u wunt anover hawt choklit?
yup! thanx
k, yu wunt ennythin else?
ai b gon 4 a wile…yu run No Plase in Particular wile ai gon, mary? kthxbai
oooooooo. shure!!
the mind boggulz at the pawsibilitees…
wanders orff, (has to go to werk to urn sum drachmas) leaving doar unlokkeded…
cums bak 2 c that ebythin iz in ordur cept awl hawt choklit b gon!
oops…it b yur own falt, mary. awl well…ai go by mor
I have a grate memry involvin dat songs
Must really miss being mega-drooled on.
Congrats, Mary, Once Again! But I be confoosed by new format – where be the votin’ bergers? And I be so sorry that I came across so late such a grate pikshur of Ceiling Cat this morning….I KNEW my kittehs seemed extra excyted at 6 am as I tried to sleeeeeep…
yew kant see teh burgers? uh ohs. Teh new furmat be steelin yur burgers??!!
i must admit the new format is a little comfuzzling.
sigh…whut duznt kills us meks us stronger. or nawt.
shuld mek us sympathetik to teh newbies, eh?
Good heavens – it be a sign of the aopka…apocka…um, the bad times, when ICHC itself has BECOME the berger troll! No bergers be displaying on my screen! Everybody who kan see burgers, gib yourself a big 5.0 from me!
Ai has no burgrs eeder! Ai assyoomed we awl were widdowt but now ai finds owt dat me an Cookie’s human is been discrimmynated aginst! We wunts owr brgrs bak!!! Ai finds teh new format good awn teh frunt page but nasssty awn teh commints. Ai left teh Burgers a liddle present in tehr shoo (werl…was nawt so nassty, just a commint awn the “OOH looky” fred down an to teh rite). Ai duz nawt wunt to caws trubble, but if u has “isshoos” wiv teh noo format ai wud suggest awlso leevin teh commint. If we duzzn’t tell dem, dey duzzn’t no, rite?
Is IE teh baddie? Mary O wut browzer is u usin?
SJ, Mary of Spock-land…. Ai gibs u bowthe manny burgers…fur wunce, ai seez teh burgrs, and awl daze, tehy has been invisible. Ai don noes wut is happns butt ai uses IE and finally seize teh burgrs!
dey jus be ‘visible onlee if U has been gud…..LOL!!!
okays, ai just gabe EBBERYwun burgrs. Den, ai comes back to see, and TEHY R AWL GON AGAIN!
Ai finks dis be a conspiracee ob sum kine…bukkits, bergrs, tehy be missing… putt owt teh APBB (awl pointyens bukkit bulletinz)… DOES U GOT R BERGRS? OR BUKKIT? grrrrrrrrrr plz to bring dem BACK NAOW!
kthnxbai….
okay, i checkededed Fyumi just to mek shure she wuzn’t playin a liddle gator twick on us, adn she’s sleeping peas fullee. adn, I can sees teh bergurs bof on IE adn Fyre Fawkes.
Itz a misteeree. Call in a detektif.
i are uzin teh Fyre Fawkes moast times, and AOL which, i fink, uzes teh IE.
i fink teh Lolcatburglar had sumfin to dew wif the stoled burgers…lookz lyke an insied job.
dat wuz fur SJ. just gotted sepurated by othur comets.
we needs Maus with the GH(wpoi). I hab mine awn, but can only report taht there are no problums wif teh burger visibility or teh burger-voting using the FyreFawks browser.
But Maus might know more. Or nawt.
[spins propeller before taking hat awf]
wut???? wares Phil. d’Beaker?
oopsie. wuz a misteak frum using different compooter. nuffin to see here. move along….
skribbull, skribbull
pb: it looks like some (not all) folks that have Internet Explorer are having problems displaying the voting burgers. I am one of them. So for now I am using Firefox for ICHC, and IE for stuff at work where I have to use it.
I can has IE, an I can has no trubbles seein burgers. Dis ar a verreh strange phenomnomnomnomenon.
I be using the Fyrefoxx and I can be seeing the burgers. I sawz a commint on anudder page about erasing all deh cookies from ICHC once or eben two times to be getting the burgers if using the IE. (Not to be erasing Cookie’s Human, that wud be rong.)
Meee tooo. I has fyrefoks and I see burgers, but sees no cookies thow. nomnomnom
??? Weel noaw this be weerd. Now I can onlee see the burgerz frum my commint and all ob the commintz below mine. All ob the commints above my commint are burgerless. :-S ??
I be habbing the berrry berry slooooow interwebs ( am camping out in the boonies and the aircard iz connecting to some off netwerk cell fone tower that haz to talking to anudder netwerk to getting to mai netwerk ) and the bergerz be teh last fing that loadz on teh page. I not understanding all of teh intrakasies uv teh interwebs.
Nebbermind. All deh bergerz cameded back. I tolding u not unnerstandingz the interwebz.
Nebber minding me. All ov deh bergerz be back. I tolding u I not be unnerstandingz teh interwebz!!
in soviet russia ICHC eets yure burgers
adn we has felled throug a wurmholespacentimecontinuum to Soviet Russia in teh 1980’s.
is teh onlee ecksplunashun.
well, teh onlee wun i can comupwif.
Wait…whut? Somebody be erasing mah bergers? I don’t even knows if I HAS any bergers on dis pikshue or on da Ceiling Cat Creates Man pikshur (didn’t make comments on kitteh watching TV pikshur, but it got my overall vote for Best Use of Color in a Photo!).
Yes, I be contacting the Cheezes That Be at ICHC, as I wants to give bergers and see if I got any!1!
Life – it be sucks, then yur bergurs disappear.
teh new format b confusin 2 me, 2! there r burgurz, tho, CH! so u can rest eesi!
I checked, and I can see the burgers on both IE7 and Firefox. I tried messing around with my IE7 settings to make them go away, and I couldn’t make them disappear.
I think some security setting on your browser is blocking the burgers. Maybe if you reset your browser settings and delete your cookie from ICHC, reboot your computer, and then try again you will have burgers.
Or, you could go to the js-kit website, and use their contact form to explain your problem and ask them what settings you need to change. I have contacted them in the past about a different problem, and they were very helpful.
Hey, do you like my new hat? It has a propeller and everything!
Thanks for posting that Marie. I have IE 6 on my laptop (company requirement), and have problems with the vote burgers. So it sounds like an IE 6 problem, folks.
Aha! Ai has IE6 two! Ai chex at home ltr…
you knows the one about teh engy-neers in teh car when it borks down? no? will i tell you it? well, ok, if you insists.
3 engyneers in their car. its borken down.
“seems like lectrical problum,” sez the lectrical engyneer. “check the battery an teh alternater.”
“no, seems like a comubstioin problum” sez the kimical engyneer. “check teh fuel injection system an the fuel to air ratio.”
“maybe if we all get out and get back in …” sez the compoooter ingineer.
fank you, fank you. you’ve been a grayt awdeenze.
odd eance applauds wildlee…
DMarie : Maybe if you reset your browser settings and delete your cookie from ICHC
Maybe if ai knew wut dat ment….
Star Trek geekiness – ai has it
Computer geekiness – ai duz nawt has it.
Walolrus no fall fur fake bukket.
P.O’d Walrus will rise up and fall upon miserable fake bucket to show his contempt, squishing the puny human who pranced around as a large blue buckit. Courts will eksonerate walrus on all charges.
It be stoopy hyumons who dress up like big plastik bukets that make the Klingons hold us in such contempt.
With no seeing da burgers, I be starting to feel Klingon-ish too….must crush and destroy stoopy blue bucket person….you there wench, go fetch me sum blood wine.
ummmm *lookin around nervously* yoo talkin to me?
GO WALRUS!! GO!!!!
get the geico geko while ur at the anti-maskot rampaje
Bukket bettah bee reddi fur begg walolrus hug!
Good Sir
Has you perchance.. come across mah LOLRUS???
(contin yoos singing oaf keY) ♫
think it ow -ow- ber…
heer mary o, i gibs u key leff frum car i useto hab. eben haz alarum buttunz!
why, fank you!
he wuz aboot tihs big . . .
MMMMM…..lukz liek dis buckit full ov good numz!!
Ebery time ai is finking ai hates mai job, ai luks at sumfing like dis an reelizes is nawt so bad.
“Here comes Lolrus… Run Forrest, Run!“
Beeg bloo bukkit maeks B! skeered!!!
I dunno why, but iz skeery liek a clown to mee…..
I has burgers, I will vote ebreebuddy 5 burgers!!
I can has Pips? Leevin! leevin awn a Midnite trayn! Woohoo! Gurl, whurl, his an hers an yors! Woohoo!!
ur rite…gient bloo bukkit very unatchural somhau
YOU SEEN DIS BUKKIT?
many fishes for safe return of bukkit
no questshuns asked
thats to awsum!
hoomin n bukket soot compleets Beetlol hoomin n Lolrus soot…
Ai iz Him as U iz Him as U iz Meh
N We b awl togevver
C hao dey run lyk piggehs frum a gun
C hao dey flai
Ai b teh sad
Sittin awn a cormflayk
Waytin 4 teh van to come
Korporayshun TeeShurt
Stoopy Bludee Toozdai
Hoomin, u bin a nawtee boi
U let ur fays growed lawng
Ai iz teh Bukket
Dey are teh Eggmen
Ai iz teh Lolrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB
Mr. Sitee Pleechoomin
Sittin pretee lil Pleechoomins n a row
C hao dey fly
Lyk Lucy n teh sky
C hao dey run
Ai b teh sad
Ai b teh sad
Ai b teh sad
Ai b teh sad
Yello mattur custrd
Drippin frum a ded goggie’s I L
krabalokkur fishwyf
Pornagrafik Preestiss
Boi, u bin a nawtee gurl
U let ur nikkers daon
Ai iz teh Bukket
Dey are teh Eggmen
Ai iz teh Lolrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB
Sittin n a engerland gardin
Waytin 4 teh sun
If teh sun no come
U can has a tan frum
Standin in teh engerland rayn
Ai iz teh Bukket
Dey are teh Eggmen
Ai iz teh Lolrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB
Expurt Texpurt
Chokin smokurs
Dont u fink teh Jokur
LOL’s at U?
Ho-Ho-Ho-Hee-Hee-Hee-Ha-Ha-HA!
C hao dey smyl
Lyk piggehs n a sty
C hao dey snyd
Ai b Teh sad
Simoleena Pilchurd
Clymbin up teh Eiff-Aiff…big poyntee tower n France
Elementree Pengwin
Singin Haree Krishna
Hoomin u shoulda seed dem
Kikin Edgur Allen Po
Ai iz teh Bukket
Dey are teh Eggmen
Ai iz teh Lolrus
GOO GOO GA JOOB
(Oompah, oompah stik it n ur jumper!
Ebberywun can has one, ebberywun can has one!)
Patrick trun…tran…change to lolspeak ob lolrus song be teh exclnt an full ob win!
sry, ai still not can has botin’ burgers…
Ai gibbs yew teh burgers, patrick – tihs be moast eggcellent an filled wif teh W1N !!11!!
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i lurves teh beatles
GOO GOO GA JOOB!!
me jus cnat get ovr hao asom dis be
I believe the obvious line here is…..
In soviet russia, bukkit misses you.
Neu 4mat is SHINY. Ai lieks it.
Is LOLRUS! Stupid bukkit.
Watch out! Teh raf of teh Ceeling Lolrus. We feers it.
lolrus!! bukkit iz lukin fur u
lolrus sez: eeek, not mah bukkit!11!
ai c no lolrus! wayt…y dus teh bukkit has a fase? AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
TEH BUKKIT B POSSESSED!
I fink if I were lolrus, I wud be skared of dis bukkit.
Mai nitemares, dey be haunted.
LolBukkit!!!
Don’t forgit your Towel— Wanna get hi.
Southpark
Me thinks diz bukkit iz not lolrus’ bukkit. 2 weeeeeird.
Dont pay the ransom! I’ve escaped!
….he was [------THIS-----] big
peeple seems 2 b avoidin teh obvious qweshtiun: wtf IS that??????????
unless it tis normals 2 has giant danceng bukkit aroond u guyzes homs…
LolRus Buckitt shoodz
nawtz habz handz andz feetz. Muss
beez straynjj mewtayshun
Buckitt muss habz been
wiff Fantastikk Foar. No haz
mutch soopah powwurrz
LolRus Buckitt Gie
woodz mayk ekksellent masskot.
Wurkz atz Mareen Wurld
Jack.
is like a vursion of lolrus’s bukkit cept on stairoyds and post branewashing
Dis countz as a Ruzzian Reverzal… In Zoviet Ruzzia, bukkit lokkz fur lolrus!
U idyiot bukkit man! u r lukin 4 LOLRUS not walrus! get it rite!