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mary O'Spockn

Stop, in the naem of love
befoar yoo break hims heart!

Tribble

Bukketz uff concatulashonz iz bein sended tu u on you top spot Mary.
Eye sigin along wit u an da Supreemz!
Wii awl needz tu lyne upp an du da Supreem danz tu.

mary O'Spockn

got yur sparklee ebening gownz on, adn the biiiiiiiiiig hare?

 
 
PwnedBy2Kittehs

Haven’t I’ve been good to you ?
Haven’t I’ve been sweet to you ?
Think it o-o-vah
Think if o-o-vah

Mary & Tribble, i joinz u as a Supremez bak-up singer. Wif B-I-I-I-G hair and glitzy gown wif long slit up rite side. An wii canz danzes and danzes!!

mary O'Spockn

oooooo. we can has curryografee?

Maus

Is taht the kind ov dansin we see in Bollywood moosicals?

mary O'Spockn

yes! like i seed in Bride adn Pred jchoo dis!

mary O'Spockn

whoa!! i dunt no wut happnd, but eye klikedeed on the burgers and it tooked me to anutther goggie site. weird. thot it mite be cuss i clikced on a bloo naem, but no… miss dawn duzn’t hab bleu name.

is teh raf ob Ceiling Lolrus creating kayoss.

mary O'Spockn

wheeeeeeeeeeee! now when i votes, the burgers, tehy be inbisibul!

i fink the mousie sine tists aer ’sperimenting own us!

Tidmum

I gotz teh burgers but allde commentses be skwished and hidded behind eech udder.
Maybee der iz grelmlinzes in dat server? Ai dunt noe……….

mary O'Spockn

hai, Tidmum. twy clikin on the liddul box thingy uppur left corner by comment. togguls bak n forth two expandify adn min imimizify the comments.

might can helps if you say “comeout,comeout warebber yoo aer!” simontaynyusl…, er, at the saem tiem.

Tidmum

okai ai tri dis nao.Fanx fer splain Mary.

Tidmum

Yay ..werkeded.Comeout comeout warebber yoo aer must be teh majik rimes.
Dem gremlinzez be runnin out teh pyooter..Byee gremlinzez….

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Miss Dawn

STOP! (hold out hand) in teh naim uv lurve
Befoar joo braeks mah hart (hands over hart)
Tink it oh-oh-ver (finger to temple)

I ar gud koree… korri… danse-maker.

mary O'Spockn

yes, berrry good.

and a reel twooper- the show must go on!

 
Tidmum

Ai doin teh danses in mai jamas-Eebnin dresses bees at de dry cleeners.Got sparkly joowlry tho. Dis okai?
Concatulashuns Mary. You be very gud at nawt seccund.Joo branzez must werk in litespeed.!!!

mary O'Spockn

is moastlee luk…

 
 
paws4thot

Whai R awl dans-maekurz left handid? (Skawtish joak).

Oh hai it's kelseh

And whais dat, paws4thot? I vahnt to no. (Jermin kitteh)

 
 
 
 
 
no 1 in particular

happi naet-sekund agan, mary
u wunt anover hawt choklit?

no 1 in particular

k, yu wunt ennythin else?

no 1 in particular

ai b gon 4 a wile…yu run No Plase in Particular wile ai gon, mary? kthxbai

mary O'Spockn

oooooooo. shure!!

the mind boggulz at the pawsibilitees…

mary O'Spockn

wanders orff, (has to go to werk to urn sum drachmas) leaving doar unlokkeded…

no 1 in particular

cums bak 2 c that ebythin iz in ordur cept awl hawt choklit b gon!
oops…it b yur own falt, mary. awl well…ai go by mor

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Lola

I have a grate memry involvin dat songs

 
 
Cookie's human

Must really miss being mega-drooled on.

Cookie's human

Congrats, Mary, Once Again! But I be confoosed by new format - where be the votin’ bergers? And I be so sorry that I came across so late such a grate pikshur of Ceiling Cat this morning….I KNEW my kittehs seemed extra excyted at 6 am as I tried to sleeeeeep…

mary O'Spockn

yew kant see teh burgers? uh ohs. Teh new furmat be steelin yur burgers??!!

i must admit the new format is a little comfuzzling.
sigh…whut duznt kills us meks us stronger. or nawt.

shuld mek us sympathetik to teh newbies, eh?

Cookie's human

Good heavens - it be a sign of the aopka…apocka…um, the bad times, when ICHC itself has BECOME the berger troll! No bergers be displaying on my screen! Everybody who kan see burgers, gib yourself a big 5.0 from me!

SJ

Ai has no burgrs eeder! Ai assyoomed we awl were widdowt but now ai finds owt dat me an Cookie’s human is been discrimmynated aginst! We wunts owr brgrs bak!!! Ai finds teh new format good awn teh frunt page but nasssty awn teh commints. Ai left teh Burgers a liddle present in tehr shoo (werl…was nawt so nassty, just a commint awn the “OOH looky” fred down an to teh rite). Ai duz nawt wunt to caws trubble, but if u has “isshoos” wiv teh noo format ai wud suggest awlso leevin teh commint. If we duzzn’t tell dem, dey duzzn’t no, rite?

Is IE teh baddie? Mary O wut browzer is u usin?

turtlol

SJ, Mary of Spock-land…. Ai gibs u bowthe manny burgers…fur wunce, ai seez teh burgrs, and awl daze, tehy has been invisible. Ai don noes wut is happns butt ai uses IE and finally seize teh burgrs!

dey jus be ‘visible onlee if U has been gud…..LOL!!!

turtlol

okays, ai just gabe EBBERYwun burgrs. Den, ai comes back to see, and TEHY R AWL GON AGAIN!

Ai finks dis be a conspiracee ob sum kine…bukkits, bergrs, tehy be missing… putt owt teh APBB (awl pointyens bukkit bulletinz)… DOES U GOT R BERGRS? OR BUKKIT? grrrrrrrrrr plz to bring dem BACK NAOW!
kthnxbai….

mary O'Spockn

okay, i checkededed Fyumi just to mek shure she wuzn’t playin a liddle gator twick on us, adn she’s sleeping peas fullee. adn, I can sees teh bergurs bof on IE adn Fyre Fawkes.
Itz a misteeree. Call in a detektif.

 
 
 
mary O'Spockn

i are uzin teh Fyre Fawkes moast times, and AOL which, i fink, uzes teh IE.

i fink teh Lolcatburglar had sumfin to dew wif the stoled burgers…lookz lyke an insied job.

mary O'Spockn

dat wuz fur SJ. just gotted sepurated by othur comets.

 
 
pb

we needs Maus with the GH(wpoi). I hab mine awn, but can only report taht there are no problums wif teh burger visibility or teh burger-voting using the FyreFawks browser.

But Maus might know more. Or nawt.

[spins propeller before taking hat awf]

mary O'Spockn

wut???? wares Phil. d’Beaker?

Phillipe d'Beaker

oopsie. wuz a misteak frum using different compooter. nuffin to see here. move along….

mary O'Spockn

skribbull, skribbull

 
 
 
Maus

pb: it looks like some (not all) folks that have Internet Explorer are having problems displaying the voting burgers. I am one of them. So for now I am using Firefox for ICHC, and IE for stuff at work where I have to use it.

Miss Dawn

I can has IE, an I can has no trubbles seein burgers. Dis ar a verreh strange phenomnomnomnomenon.

 
 
 
 
Cweenmj

I be using the Fyrefoxx and I can be seeing the burgers. I sawz a commint on anudder page about erasing all deh cookies from ICHC once or eben two times to be getting the burgers if using the IE. (Not to be erasing Cookie’s Human, that wud be rong.)

zski

Meee tooo. I has fyrefoks and I see burgers, but sees no cookies thow. nomnomnom

 
Cweenmj

??? Weel noaw this be weerd. Now I can onlee see the burgerz frum my commint and all ob the commintz below mine. All ob the commints above my commint are burgerless. :-S ??

I be habbing the berrry berry slooooow interwebs ( am camping out in the boonies and the aircard iz connecting to some off netwerk cell fone tower that haz to talking to anudder netwerk to getting to mai netwerk ) and the bergerz be teh last fing that loadz on teh page. I not understanding all of teh intrakasies uv teh interwebs.

Cweenmj

Nebbermind. All deh bergerz cameded back. I tolding u not unnerstandingz the interwebz. :-(

 
Cweenmj

Nebber minding me. All ov deh bergerz be back. I tolding u I not be unnerstandingz teh interwebz!! :-(

mary O'Spockn

in soviet russia ICHC eets yure burgers

adn we has felled throug a wurmholespacentimecontinuum to Soviet Russia in teh 1980’s.

is teh onlee ecksplunashun.

well, teh onlee wun i can comupwif.

 
 
 
Cookie's human

Wait…whut? Somebody be erasing mah bergers? I don’t even knows if I HAS any bergers on dis pikshue or on da Ceiling Cat Creates Man pikshur (didn’t make comments on kitteh watching TV pikshur, but it got my overall vote for Best Use of Color in a Photo!).

Yes, I be contacting the Cheezes That Be at ICHC, as I wants to give bergers and see if I got any!1!

Life - it be sucks, then yur bergurs disappear.

no 1 in particular

teh new format b confusin 2 me, 2! there r burgurz, tho, CH! so u can rest eesi!

 
D Marie

I checked, and I can see the burgers on both IE7 and Firefox. I tried messing around with my IE7 settings to make them go away, and I couldn’t make them disappear.

I think some security setting on your browser is blocking the burgers. Maybe if you reset your browser settings and delete your cookie from ICHC, reboot your computer, and then try again you will have burgers.

Or, you could go to the js-kit website, and use their contact form to explain your problem and ask them what settings you need to change. I have contacted them in the past about a different problem, and they were very helpful.

Hey, do you like my new hat? It has a propeller and everything!

Maus

Thanks for posting that Marie. I have IE 6 on my laptop (company requirement), and have problems with the vote burgers. So it sounds like an IE 6 problem, folks.

KitKatsMom

Aha! Ai has IE6 two! Ai chex at home ltr…

 
 
Phillipe d'Beaker

you knows the one about teh engy-neers in teh car when it borks down? no? will i tell you it? well, ok, if you insists.

3 engyneers in their car. its borken down.

“seems like lectrical problum,” sez the lectrical engyneer. “check the battery an teh alternater.”

“no, seems like a comubstioin problum” sez the kimical engyneer. “check teh fuel injection system an the fuel to air ratio.”

“maybe if we all get out and get back in …” sez the compoooter ingineer.

fank you, fank you. you’ve been a grayt awdeenze.

mary O'Spockn

odd eance applauds wildlee…

 
 
SJ

DMarie : Maybe if you reset your browser settings and delete your cookie from ICHC

Maybe if ai knew wut dat ment….

Star Trek geekiness - ai has it
Computer geekiness - ai duz nawt has it.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Cookie's human

P.O’d Walrus will rise up and fall upon miserable fake bucket to show his contempt, squishing the puny human who pranced around as a large blue buckit. Courts will eksonerate walrus on all charges.

Cookie's human

It be stoopy hyumons who dress up like big plastik bukets that make the Klingons hold us in such contempt.

With no seeing da burgers, I be starting to feel Klingon-ish too….must crush and destroy stoopy blue bucket person….you there wench, go fetch me sum blood wine.

mary O'Spockn

ummmm *lookin around nervously* yoo talkin to me?

 
 
Lola

GO WALRUS!! GO!!!!

get the geico geko while ur at the anti-masko