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Hav U seen a Walrus?

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  1. mary O'Spockn says:

    Stop, in the naem of love
    befoar yoo break hims heart!

  2. Cookie's human says:

    Must really miss being mega-drooled on.

    • Cookie's human says:

      Congrats, Mary, Once Again! But I be confoosed by new format – where be the votin’ bergers? And I be so sorry that I came across so late such a grate pikshur of Ceiling Cat this morning….I KNEW my kittehs seemed extra excyted at 6 am as I tried to sleeeeeep…

      • mary O'Spockn says:

        yew kant see teh burgers? uh ohs. Teh new furmat be steelin yur burgers??!!

        i must admit the new format is a little comfuzzling.
        sigh…whut duznt kills us meks us stronger. or nawt.

        shuld mek us sympathetik to teh newbies, eh?

        • Cookie's human says:

          Good heavens – it be a sign of the aopka…apocka…um, the bad times, when ICHC itself has BECOME the berger troll! No bergers be displaying on my screen! Everybody who kan see burgers, gib yourself a big 5.0 from me!

          • SJ says:

            Ai has no burgrs eeder! Ai assyoomed we awl were widdowt but now ai finds owt dat me an Cookie’s human is been discrimmynated aginst! We wunts owr brgrs bak!!! Ai finds teh new format good awn teh frunt page but nasssty awn teh commints. Ai left teh Burgers a liddle present in tehr shoo (werl…was nawt so nassty, just a commint awn the “OOH looky” fred down an to teh rite). Ai duz nawt wunt to caws trubble, but if u has “isshoos” wiv teh noo format ai wud suggest awlso leevin teh commint. If we duzzn’t tell dem, dey duzzn’t no, rite?

            Is IE teh baddie? Mary O wut browzer is u usin?

            • turtlol says:

              SJ, Mary of Spock-land…. Ai gibs u bowthe manny burgers…fur wunce, ai seez teh burgrs, and awl daze, tehy has been invisible. Ai don noes wut is happns butt ai uses IE and finally seize teh burgrs!

              dey jus be ‘visible onlee if U has been gud…..LOL!!!

              • turtlol says:

                okays, ai just gabe EBBERYwun burgrs. Den, ai comes back to see, and TEHY R AWL GON AGAIN!

                Ai finks dis be a conspiracee ob sum kine…bukkits, bergrs, tehy be missing… putt owt teh APBB (awl pointyens bukkit bulletinz)… DOES U GOT R BERGRS? OR BUKKIT? grrrrrrrrrr plz to bring dem BACK NAOW!
                kthnxbai….

                • mary O'Spockn says:

                  okay, i checkededed Fyumi just to mek shure she wuzn’t playin a liddle gator twick on us, adn she’s sleeping peas fullee. adn, I can sees teh bergurs bof on IE adn Fyre Fawkes.
                  Itz a misteeree. Call in a detektif.

            • mary O'Spockn says:

              i are uzin teh Fyre Fawkes moast times, and AOL which, i fink, uzes teh IE.

              i fink teh Lolcatburglar had sumfin to dew wif the stoled burgers…lookz lyke an insied job.

            • pb says:

              we needs Maus with the GH(wpoi). I hab mine awn, but can only report taht there are no problums wif teh burger visibility or teh burger-voting using the FyreFawks browser.

              But Maus might know more. Or nawt.

              [spins propeller before taking hat awf]

          • Cweenmj says:

            I be using the Fyrefoxx and I can be seeing the burgers. I sawz a commint on anudder page about erasing all deh cookies from ICHC once or eben two times to be getting the burgers if using the IE. (Not to be erasing Cookie’s Human, that wud be rong.)

            • zski says:

              Meee tooo. I has fyrefoks and I see burgers, but sees no cookies thow. nomnomnom

            • Cweenmj says:

              ??? Weel noaw this be weerd. Now I can onlee see the burgerz frum my commint and all ob the commintz below mine. All ob the commints above my commint are burgerless. :-S ??

              I be habbing the berrry berry slooooow interwebs ( am camping out in the boonies and the aircard iz connecting to some off netwerk cell fone tower that haz to talking to anudder netwerk to getting to mai netwerk ) and the bergerz be teh last fing that loadz on teh page. I not understanding all of teh intrakasies uv teh interwebs.

              • Cweenmj says:

                Nebbermind. All deh bergerz cameded back. I tolding u not unnerstandingz the interwebz. :-(

              • Cweenmj says:

                Nebber minding me. All ov deh bergerz be back. I tolding u I not be unnerstandingz teh interwebz!! :-(

                • mary O'Spockn says:

                  in soviet russia ICHC eets yure burgers

                  adn we has felled throug a wurmholespacentimecontinuum to Soviet Russia in teh 1980’s.

                  is teh onlee ecksplunashun.

                  well, teh onlee wun i can comupwif.

            • Cookie's human says:

              Wait…whut? Somebody be erasing mah bergers? I don’t even knows if I HAS any bergers on dis pikshue or on da Ceiling Cat Creates Man pikshur (didn’t make comments on kitteh watching TV pikshur, but it got my overall vote for Best Use of Color in a Photo!).

              Yes, I be contacting the Cheezes That Be at ICHC, as I wants to give bergers and see if I got any!1!

              Life – it be sucks, then yur bergurs disappear.

              • no 1 in particular says:

                teh new format b confusin 2 me, 2! there r burgurz, tho, CH! so u can rest eesi!

              • D Marie says:

                I checked, and I can see the burgers on both IE7 and Firefox. I tried messing around with my IE7 settings to make them go away, and I couldn’t make them disappear.

                I think some security setting on your browser is blocking the burgers. Maybe if you reset your browser settings and delete your cookie from ICHC, reboot your computer, and then try again you will have burgers.

                Or, you could go to the js-kit website, and use their contact form to explain your problem and ask them what settings you need to change. I have contacted them in the past about a different problem, and they were very helpful.

                Hey, do you like my new hat? It has a propeller and everything!

                • Maus says:

                  Thanks for posting that Marie. I have IE 6 on my laptop (company requirement), and have problems with the vote burgers. So it sounds like an IE 6 problem, folks.

                • Phillipe d'Beaker says:

                  you knows the one about teh engy-neers in teh car when it borks down? no? will i tell you it? well, ok, if you insists.

                  3 engyneers in their car. its borken down.

                  “seems like lectrical problum,” sez the lectrical engyneer. “check the battery an teh alternater.”

                  “no, seems like a comubstioin problum” sez the kimical engyneer. “check teh fuel injection system an the fuel to air ratio.”

                  “maybe if we all get out and get back in …” sez the compoooter ingineer.

                  fank you, fank you. you’ve been a grayt awdeenze.

                • SJ says:

                  DMarie : Maybe if you reset your browser settings and delete your cookie from ICHC

                  Maybe if ai knew wut dat ment….

                  Star Trek geekiness – ai has it
                  Computer geekiness – ai duz nawt has it.

  3. Tribble says:

    Walolrus no fall fur fake bukket.

    • Cookie's human says:

      P.O’d Walrus will rise up and fall upon miserable fake bucket to show his contempt, squishing the puny human who pranced around as a large blue buckit. Courts will eksonerate walrus on all charges.

      • Cookie's human says:

        It be stoopy hyumons who dress up like big plastik bukets that make the Klingons hold us in such contempt.

        With no seeing da burgers, I be starting to feel Klingon-ish too….must crush and destroy stoopy blue bucket person….you there wench, go fetch me sum blood wine.

      • Lola says:

        GO WALRUS!! GO!!!!

        get the geico geko while ur at the anti-maskot rampaje

  4. Tribble says:

    Bukket bettah bee reddi fur begg walolrus hug!

  5. Ash says:

    Good Sir

    Has you perchance.. come across mah LOLRUS???

  6. mary O'Spockn says:

    (contin yoos singing oaf keY) ♫

    think it ow -ow- ber…

  7. gascat says:

    he wuz aboot tihs big . . .

  8. GeeNeeZcatz says:

    MMMMM…..lukz liek dis buckit full ov good numz!!

  9. SJ says:

    Ebery time ai is finking ai hates mai job, ai luks at sumfing like dis an reelizes is nawt so bad.

  10. rodney dill says:

    “Here comes Lolrus… Run Forrest, Run!

  11. onceajinx says:

    Beeg bloo bukkit maeks B! skeered!!!

    I dunno why, but iz skeery liek a clown to mee…..

    I has burgers, I will vote ebreebuddy 5 burgers!!

    I can has Pips? Leevin! leevin awn a Midnite trayn! Woohoo! Gurl, whurl, his an hers an yors! Woohoo!!

  12. Kerlyssa says:

    YOU SEEN DIS BUKKIT?

    many fishes for safe return of bukkit

    no questshuns asked

  13. ansley says:

    thats to awsum!

  14. Patrick says:

    hoomin n bukket soot compleets Beetlol hoomin n Lolrus soot…

    Ai iz Him as U iz Him as U iz Meh
    N We b awl togevver
    C hao dey run lyk piggehs frum a gun
    C hao dey flai
    Ai b teh sad
    Sittin awn a cormflayk
    Waytin 4 teh van to come
    Korporayshun TeeShurt
    Stoopy Bludee Toozdai
    Hoomin, u bin a nawtee boi
    U let ur fays growed lawng

    Ai iz teh Bukket
    Dey are teh Eggmen
    Ai iz teh Lolrus
    GOO GOO GA JOOB

    Mr. Sitee Pleechoomin
    Sittin pretee lil Pleechoomins n a row
    C hao dey fly
    Lyk Lucy n teh sky
    C hao dey run
    Ai b teh sad
    Ai b teh sad
    Ai b teh sad
    Ai b teh sad
    Yello mattur custrd
    Drippin frum a ded goggie’s I L
    krabalokkur fishwyf
    Pornagrafik Preestiss
    Boi, u bin a nawtee gurl
    U let ur nikkers daon

    Ai iz teh Bukket
    Dey are teh Eggmen
    Ai iz teh Lolrus
    GOO GOO GA JOOB

    Sittin n a engerland gardin
    Waytin 4 teh sun
    If teh sun no come
    U can has a tan frum
    Standin in teh engerland rayn

    Ai iz teh Bukket
    Dey are teh Eggmen
    Ai iz teh Lolrus
    GOO GOO GA JOOB

    Expurt Texpurt
    Chokin smokurs
    Dont u fink teh Jokur
    LOL’s at U?
    Ho-Ho-Ho-Hee-Hee-Hee-Ha-Ha-HA!
    C hao dey smyl
    Lyk piggehs n a sty
    C hao dey snyd
    Ai b Teh sad
    Simoleena Pilchurd
    Clymbin up teh Eiff-Aiff…big poyntee tower n France
    Elementree Pengwin
    Singin Haree Krishna
    Hoomin u shoulda seed dem
    Kikin Edgur Allen Po

    Ai iz teh Bukket
    Dey are teh Eggmen
    Ai iz teh Lolrus
    GOO GOO GA JOOB

    (Oompah, oompah stik it n ur jumper!
    Ebberywun can has one, ebberywun can has one!)

  15. daveman says:

    I believe the obvious line here is…..

    In soviet russia, bukkit misses you.

  16. hissy says:

    Neu 4mat is SHINY. Ai lieks it.

  17. matthew says:

    Is LOLRUS! Stupid bukkit.

  18. Phillipe d'Beaker says:

    Watch out! Teh raf of teh Ceeling Lolrus. We feers it.

  19. Simpson says:

    lolrus!! bukkit iz lukin fur u

    lolrus sez: eeek, not mah bukkit!11!

  20. no 1 in particular says:

    ai c no lolrus! wayt…y dus teh bukkit has a fase? AAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
    TEH BUKKIT B POSSESSED!

  21. nomnomCaseynom says:

    I fink if I were lolrus, I wud be skared of dis bukkit.

    Mai nitemares, dey be haunted.

  22. alia says:

    LolBukkit!!!

  23. miss foots says:

    Don’t forgit your Towel— Wanna get hi.
    Southpark

  24. Sakee says:

    Me thinks diz bukkit iz not lolrus’ bukkit. 2 weeeeeird.

  25. doctorcat says:

    Dont pay the ransom! I’ve escaped!

  26. kimeran says:

    ….he was [------THIS-----] big

  27. Lola says:

    peeple seems 2 b avoidin teh obvious qweshtiun: wtf IS that??????????

    unless it tis normals 2 has giant danceng bukkit aroond u guyzes homs…

  28. Jack Deth says:

    LolRus Buckitt shoodz
    nawtz habz handz andz feetz. Muss
    beez straynjj mewtayshun

    Buckitt muss habz been
    wiff Fantastikk Foar. No haz
    mutch soopah powwurrz

    LolRus Buckitt Gie
    woodz mayk ekksellent masskot.
    Wurkz atz Mareen Wurld :-)

    Jack.

  29. Lola says:

    is like a vursion of lolrus’s bukkit cept on stairoyds and post branewashing

  30. Ovamiat says:

    Dis countz as a Ruzzian Reverzal… In Zoviet Ruzzia, bukkit lokkz fur lolrus!

  31. Sian says:

    U idyiot bukkit man! u r lukin 4 LOLRUS not walrus! get it rite!


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