Comments on: ceiling cat

By: Sian

Sian — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:48:59 +0000

y duz ceiling kitteh create man? wun of de ten Ceiling commandmentz wuz to drive ur hooman crazy wuznt it?

By: Roo

Roo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:07:12 +0000

Tu Lolrus or not tu Lolrus. If der gona be Ceilin Lolrus yu bettr get a bukkit under der real fast. I iz just warning u.

By: Marc

Marc — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 02:51:18 +0000

Become ceilingcateist !

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8974837005&ref=mf

By: ladyrockess

ladyrockess — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 01:08:49 +0000

teh catz ftw!

By: savaged.god

savaged.god — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 19:21:16 +0000

yay! dis ma lolcat i madez front page….bout time me thinks

By: habibi

habibi — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:20:41 +0000

Amun bruthas n systaz.

praise the Ceiling Cat!!

By: lolrider

lolrider — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:58:46 +0000

lol i iz love teh ceeling cats lololo roflmao

By: Zotnix

Zotnix — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:38:01 +0000

Genesis 2:6 But teh fogz caem in liek in Frisco An waterd teh ground so teh plantz wud be ok wen Ceiling Cat madez dem. 7. An Ceiling Cat madez man out ov teh flore dust, An breathd into his nawstrils teh bref ov lyff, wich was sorta liek doin cpr on a mudpie, but it was ALYV d00d man (v.0.8ß) so it wuz all g00d.

See? Man wus awl gud. Dis frum teh lolcat bible.

By: heer kitteh kitteh

heer kitteh kitteh — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:03:54 +0000

and ceiling cat said, i shall call you man.

By: monkey4rae

monkey4rae — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:52:26 +0000

LoLz. I sees a agnostic kitteh beefour dat tinks is a silleh.

By: Cookie's human

Cookie's human — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:49:17 +0000

And wutever U do, don’t draw cartoons of Ceiling Cat’s prophit!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 03:06:13 +0000

meow thinks she protestetheth two muhches…

By: Panther

Panther — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:49:39 +0000

Hi, dapanferkitteh, or DPK. I libz in San Fransisco. Ware R U AT? We can B kittehs frum teh Dark Syde, mebbe.

By: NikkoYasha

NikkoYasha — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:28:54 +0000

Aktully, Ceeling Kitteh vari fugiving….

Ceeling Kitteh luvs us…

(efen despytes dat dogz thing)…

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:08:37 +0000

Take ma pa!1!

Aye sav life!

By: Tina

Tina — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:02:44 +0000

Ceilin cat saw man was nawt so gret – and decided to poysin him and start over.

By: Simpson

Simpson — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:20:06 +0000

ceiling cat wantz tu creeat bunnehz secund (aftah kittahz of courze)

but madz a woopsie and creeted hoomanz!!

By: D Marie

D Marie — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:02:10 +0000

I thot Id put a comment here so u can see Im nawt scared ob peeps lukkin at Esme’s PAIL! Its a milk pail. Its jello. Its teh wrong shape.

How, oh how did mai innosent little Esme kitteh get cot up in tihs controbersy? She wasnt eben bornded when teh Lolrus’ bukkit was stoled!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:13:17 +0000

oopsie. mispellt dat naem… shud be Pasclol.

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:12:17 +0000

didn Purrskal say dere’s a kitteh shapeded hole in ebery hyuman onwy a kitteh kan fill?

By: 6ToedCatsRule

6ToedCatsRule — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:06:04 +0000

It ritten in holey Purran dat pikshurs of celing cat is forbiden. Kitteh Hackbar on all ya’ll!!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:57:56 +0000

*we’re nawt shure when it happened. the inbestigashun is awngoing, so wee kant comment too muches. go snoopses around ober at D Maries adn repoart bak…(clik on hers name in bloo – hmmmm. co inseedense bloo bukket, bloo naem. i think nawt.)

By: Cookie's human

Cookie's human — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:53:44 +0000

Wut? where da votin’ burgers?

By: Cookie's human

Cookie's human — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:48:24 +0000

PLUS – It be nice to serve kitteh a saucer of milk every once in a while. (Dis be found in one of de Apokry…apophiscr…,um, non-kanonical books)

By de way, my huzband be from Egypt; I likes to remind him that for thouzands of years, his ancestors worshipped the ancestors of our kittehs (especially Little Tiny Cookie’s). He be Coptic Christian (me 2), but I kan’t believe he doesn’t feel the anchient urge to worship da kittehs.

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:46:02 +0000

Wate a minnit! Did I miss sumtin? D Marie dun stolded teh lolrus’s bukkit an paynted it yeller? Wen did dis happen?!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:43:26 +0000

oh, by teh way, dis wuz translated by a Babelfishee frum teh orijunal
ohai roglif… um… hyroglyf ..uhm little pichures scratched wif poyntee ends onto claey.

By: Cookie's human

Cookie's human — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:39:49 +0000

Be fearful, ye peeple who said malic…mallishiu…um, bad things about Ceiling Cat, like oranj kittehs be poison….you will know the true wrath of an angry Ceiling Cat!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:38:39 +0000

This just in:

the “lost” commandments giben to hyumanz by kittehz, found in pyramid bilded in Anchunt Egypt elebentee gazillyun yeers ago (dat be kitteh yerz)

I. Kittehs rule.
II. Thou shout nawt hab anee gawds befoar kittehs.
III.Thow shout nawt mek eney graben images. Spend awl yur time serbin kittehs.
IV. Thow shout nawt use kitteh”s naem in swear werds- e.g. dat @#$%$#@kat.
The kitteh will just ignoar you, ennyway, so why waste ur bref wen you culd be servin teh kitteh.
V. Rememember every day is a day ob rest fur kittehs.
VI. Honor awl kittehs wether dey be mommie kittehs, daddy kittehs or any otther kittehs.
VII. Thow shout nawt murderize teh kittehs.
VIII. Thow shout nawt covetize thy naybors kitteh. This can onlee cawse trubbul.
IX. Thou shout nawt let teh goggies steel ennyfing frum kitttehs. Itz ok fur kittehs to steel wut dey likeses.
VIII. Thou shout nawt lie abowt takin kitteh to vet, impending bafs, or switch to “Fat Cat” redoosed kaloree fuud. Itz ok fur kittehs to lie about importint stuffs.
IX. Thou shout not covet anyfing dat kitteh has, wants or mite want in fyuture.
X. Re- read number I.

By: orangekittehservant

orangekittehservant — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:36:29 +0000

Thou shalt nawt cobet the lolrus’ bukkit

Thou shalt alwayz prayz teh kitteh for enyting teh kitteh doez.

Thou shalt nawt disturb teh kitteh’s naptym

By: Cookie's human

Cookie's human — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:31:43 +0000

First of all, congratulations to Rodney for being nawt second, and especially for being nawt second on such an inkredible pickshur.

Wow – dis be a moementus okkassion indeed, to be awitnessin’ the story of creeatshun. So much more detailed when a camera is present….Here we be seein Ceiling Cat in glory (the angel-kittehs be hidden by Ceiling panels), having recently created the lite in the heavens , and now reaching down to either create the miserable but opposable-thumeb hyumon race, or, judjing by His extended claws, to smite the hyumons he done already been creatin’. Ceiling Cat has also inn His wisdom created a hanging-dangling thingee wid which to amyuse Himself.

But I be fearing from the hyumon’s hand position that already there be feelings of uppityness on part of hyumon, Ceiling Cat will someday has to hiss and spit and snarl upon man, and the Wrath of Khan…I mean of Ceiling Cat will be knownst.

By: jim a

jim a — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:20:16 +0000

holst = da planets

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:04:58 +0000

OWie! just teh thot is shokkin! adn i doant eben hab teh bukkit. dats ober at D Marie’s howse. she paynted it jello.

hmmmmmm. mebee we kan haz pantheyon umm panthelol ooo pantheron?

kyrie sir adn kyr ies er …wunder how Seeling Seel wud fit in…

By: sangrail

sangrail — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:38:11 +0000

Ceeling cat do manifest in menny diffrent avatars, lukkin magnifisunt in awl diffrunt forms I mite add (as ai do not wish to be smited by paw of rothfull ceeling cat.)

Ceeling cat do moov in missteerius wais. Sumtiems maibee iz gud too be poyzon. Stop hoomans gittin too uppity!

By: Lucy

Lucy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:32:01 +0000

When my kitteh jus a babeh an not knowz nuffin about CC’s probince, her getz into r sealin. We hearz her up der but we cantz fin her. All ob a sudden der huge crash an a sealing panel cumes down wiff confusticated babbeh kitteh on board. I fink CC teached her like himz taut Ickarouse…dun get too clos to da all powerful. Her neber go into da sealin agin affer dat.

By: Lucy

Lucy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:26:36 +0000

Iz Ok. I pullz dis into da picksure softwear and blow up dem hangin thigs REAL BIG. Not sure what dey yiz, but I r pretty sure dey aren’t dem aren’t alibe. Dey make very dark shadow an dey not mobin. Eightleggythinies kind ob delicate.Don make dem big dense shadows, but only CC know what dey really iz.

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:17:29 +0000

owch! stoppit! ur herting me!

By: kittehlurve

kittehlurve — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:16:21 +0000

f-skldjofsidfupa u hal open teh pod bay dor nao!

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:14:54 +0000

we’er in your ICHC stretchin yur minds…

By: Phillipe d'Beaker

Phillipe d'Beaker — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:14:20 +0000

oooohhhh … teh cheezfrenz hab stumbled upon teh old question of omney … omnoni …. omnissy …. beein able to do all de stuffs and noing eberyfing an all taht.

me, I thinks that if there wuz a Ceeling Lolrus (an I’m nawt sayin’), he be more of teh anshient, flinging of thunderbolts, kickin teh other knees ub his emenies, kind of a Ceeling Deety. Dey not so much knowsitalls. Nawt concerned wif teh finer points ub ontology an metafiziks. I can hear him voice frum up abuv in teh ceiling,

WHO HAZ MY BUKKIT ?!!1!!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP KABLOOOWIE

oh, teh wraf ub teh ceeling lolrus ….

By: turtlol

turtlol — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:02:36 +0000

OMG, teh orng wuns R Nawt poyzin!??!!1! Epifaneee!!! Woah! Naow ai has to re-think awl beleefs!

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:02:32 +0000

Bettr luk owt, teh lolrus be kummin to taik bak hims bukkit.

By: LOLDemon

LOLDemon — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:52:19 +0000

Den finulee, Seelin Kat sez “Okeh, a betur ideeya, I haz wun.” and kreeyatez kitteh in hiz oan imej.

By: MissKytty

MissKytty — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:49:53 +0000

I got to ask as Emily asked down there, are those spiders or what? o_o

By: Emily

Emily — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:45:25 +0000

Please tell me those aren’t spiders on that hanging thing…cause that’s what it looks like. Kitteh exterminator?

By: thepetmuseum

thepetmuseum — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:27:31 +0000

. . . in teh can openur’s image

By: stend

stend — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:20:49 +0000

Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

By: faeriequeen

faeriequeen — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:07:36 +0000

das onlees cuz teh ommneef, omesent, omum…smarteepantsknoezitalls Lolrus wuz boreded. so wun dai hes blanks out hims memry so can has fun findin owt tings agin. but ONO! teh ebil mans tuks hims bukKit! An now hims losted! (i finkdats y hims in ceeling) I knoez dis cuz Kilgore sez so.

By: K T Cat

K T Cat — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:06:46 +0000

…after which he sez, “Well, dat didnt wurk out too gud.”

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:06:16 +0000

Boting brgrs displehing K undur OE.

By: punkin

punkin — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:00:39 +0000

eye kan kary a toon 2, but i gots to do it in a bukit