ceiling cat
creates man
and in teh garden ob eden, man lied to ceiling cat…
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New sisteen chapel ceiling cat
yay for nawt-secondz!
I is liking the new format.
And Ceeling Cat saw man; and it was not so grate, ackshully.
guess Michaelangelo didn’t have enough orange paint for two cats.
First of all, congratulations to Rodney for being nawt second, and especially for being nawt second on such an inkredible pickshur.
Wow – dis be a moementus okkassion indeed, to be awitnessin’ the story of creeatshun. So much more detailed when a camera is present….Here we be seein Ceiling Cat in glory (the angel-kittehs be hidden by Ceiling panels), having recently created the lite in the heavens , and now reaching down to either create the miserable but opposable-thumeb hyumon race, or, judjing by His extended claws, to smite the hyumons he done already been creatin’. Ceiling Cat has also inn His wisdom created a hanging-dangling thingee wid which to amyuse Himself.
But I be fearing from the hyumon’s hand position that already there be feelings of uppityness on part of hyumon, Ceiling Cat will someday has to hiss and spit and snarl upon man, and the Wrath of Khan…I mean of Ceiling Cat will be knownst.
Aktully, Ceeling Kitteh vari fugiving….
Ceeling Kitteh luvs us…
(efen despytes dat dogz thing)…
Not so grate, indeeede. An it haz only been gettin wurst and wurster, frum that day to tihs. Ceeling Cat might be loozin teh pashense wif man, except gets distractified by teh string, teh naps, teh sunbeemz, teh invisibul fuds, then annuder nap, teh lolpics, …
Just imajin if Ceeling Cat wuz a speshies wif more singly-mindednesses. Say, a Ceeling Lolrus. Tehn we be in trubble fer sure. Aim just sayin.
I tink teh ceeling wud bee in eben werser trubble.
ya, seelin lolrus b cryen bowt teh bukkit awl teh tiem, ebben dough it b seelin lolrus nd it sposd 2 knoez whar b teh bukkit, butt it dozint…
das onlees cuz teh ommneef, omesent, omum…smarteepantsknoezitalls Lolrus wuz boreded. so wun dai hes blanks out hims memry so can has fun findin owt tings agin. but ONO! teh ebil mans tuks hims bukKit! An now hims losted! (i finkdats y hims in ceeling) I knoez dis cuz Kilgore sez so.
oooohhhh … teh cheezfrenz hab stumbled upon teh old question of omney … omnoni …. omnissy …. beein able to do all de stuffs and noing eberyfing an all taht.
me, I thinks that if there wuz a Ceeling Lolrus (an I’m nawt sayin’), he be more of teh anshient, flinging of thunderbolts, kickin teh other knees ub his emenies, kind of a Ceeling Deety. Dey not so much knowsitalls. Nawt concerned wif teh finer points ub ontology an metafiziks. I can hear him voice frum up abuv in teh ceiling,
WHO HAZ MY BUKKIT ?!!1!!
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP KABLOOOWIE
oh, teh wraf ub teh ceeling lolrus ….
OWie! just teh thot is shokkin! adn i doant eben hab teh bukkit. dats ober at D Marie’s howse. she paynted it jello.
hmmmmmm. mebee we kan haz pantheyon umm panthelol ooo pantheron?
kyrie sir adn kyr ies er …wunder how Seeling Seel wud fit in…
Wate a minnit! Did I miss sumtin? D Marie dun stolded teh lolrus’s bukkit an paynted it yeller? Wen did dis happen?!
*we’re nawt shure when it happened. the inbestigashun is awngoing, so wee kant comment too muches. go snoopses around ober at D Maries adn repoart bak…(clik on hers name in bloo –
hmmmm. co inseedense bloo bukket, bloo naem. i think nawt.)
I thot Id put a comment here so u can see Im nawt scared ob peeps lukkin at Esme’s PAIL! Its a milk pail. Its jello. Its teh wrong shape.
How, oh how did mai innosent little Esme kitteh get cot up in tihs controbersy? She wasnt eben bornded when teh Lolrus’ bukkit was stoled!
meow thinks she protestetheth two muhches…
Ai think seeling lolrus not gud ideer, akshully.
Seeling is not so good wif the sturdyness; add lolrus nd… kay-oss!
Amen! lulz
Ceilin cat saw man was nawt so gret – and decided to poysin him and start over.
An kitteh mesiah sed:
Let thar b hooman, 2 serve all kitteh-kind!
Mai tauts Xactly!!
Gud ting CC maed Kittehs so PUUURfic, N FURgibben, cuz
hoomins not alwaays obaays oR surbs all da desiyers ob Kittehs.
Mebby wee kittehs neds 2 redo teh Ten Commandmints!!
thou shalt hab goosheefud readee wen teh kitteh wantzez it
thou shalt nawt baythe teh kitteh
Thou shalt nawt cobet the lolrus’ bukkit
Thou shalt alwayz prayz teh kitteh for enyting teh kitteh doez.
Thou shalt nawt disturb teh kitteh’s naptym
This just in:
the “lost” commandments giben to hyumanz by kittehz, found in pyramid bilded in Anchunt Egypt elebentee gazillyun yeers ago (dat be kitteh yerz)
I. Kittehs rule.
II. Thou shout nawt hab anee gawds befoar kittehs.
III.Thow shout nawt mek eney graben images. Spend awl yur time serbin kittehs.
IV. Thow shout nawt use kitteh”s naem in swear werds- e.g. dat @#$%$#@kat.
The kitteh will just ignoar you, ennyway, so why waste ur bref wen you culd be servin teh kitteh.
V. Rememember every day is a day ob rest fur kittehs.
VI. Honor awl kittehs wether dey be mommie kittehs, daddy kittehs or any otther kittehs.
VII. Thow shout nawt murderize teh kittehs.
VIII. Thow shout nawt covetize thy naybors kitteh. This can onlee cawse trubbul.
IX. Thou shout nawt let teh goggies steel ennyfing frum kitttehs. Itz ok fur kittehs to steel wut dey likeses.
VIII. Thou shout nawt lie abowt takin kitteh to vet, impending bafs, or switch to “Fat Cat” redoosed kaloree fuud. Itz ok fur kittehs to lie about importint stuffs.
IX. Thou shout not covet anyfing dat kitteh has, wants or mite want in fyuture.
X. Re- read number I.
oh, by teh way, dis wuz translated by a Babelfishee frum teh orijunal
ohai roglif… um… hyroglyf ..uhm little pichures scratched wif poyntee ends onto claey.
PLUS – It be nice to serve kitteh a saucer of milk every once in a while. (Dis be found in one of de Apokry…apophiscr…,um, non-kanonical books)
By de way, my huzband be from Egypt; I likes to remind him that for thouzands of years, his ancestors worshipped the ancestors of our kittehs (especially Little Tiny Cookie’s). He be Coptic Christian (me 2), but I kan’t believe he doesn’t feel the anchient urge to worship da kittehs.
didn Purrskal say dere’s a kitteh shapeded hole in ebery hyuman onwy a kitteh kan fill?
oopsie. mispellt dat naem… shud be Pasclol.
Tag!
Ur itz!
*lulz*
Noe, YUZ itz! (no baxiis)
Teh Poap sez:
“Dat’s teh las tym Ai hyres Mike-lol-anjello 2 paynts teh seeling!”
hai starnite. joo gotses ur name frum teh movii wit teh awsum sillii? jus axin, is all.
nao doan joo be masturburatin… celing kitteh DO NOT WANT!
ceiling cat redezainz cheezsait wif fors uv wil
I beleef in ceiling cat, I do, I do! I agnostic no moar!
“Open the pod bay doors Hal.”
“I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave.”
Look Dave, I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.
f-skldjofsidfupa u hal open teh pod bay dor nao!
We needz Gustav Holst musik “Thus Spake Zarathustra” frum 2001 Spaze Oddity, 4 dis picsher.
Da-Da-Da——DA-DAAAAA, boom boom boom boom
Ree-khard Strauss
holst = da planets
jus fur da rekurt – dat panfer iz nawt me, ai a diffurunt panfer.
hullo, odder panfer!!!
Hi, dapanferkitteh, or DPK. I libz in San Fransisco. Ware R U AT? We can B kittehs frum teh Dark Syde, mebbe.
I ges seelin kat luk difrunt tu difrunt peepulz. Doan fink he wuz orinj lazt tiem.
Waytamint…..seelin kat iz poyzin?!??1??
OMG, teh orng wuns R Nawt poyzin!??!!1! Epifaneee!!! Woah! Naow ai has to re-think awl beleefs!
we’er in your ICHC stretchin yur minds…
owch! stoppit! ur herting me!
Be fearful, ye peeple who said malic…mallishiu…um, bad things about Ceiling Cat, like oranj kittehs be poison….you will know the true wrath of an angry Ceiling Cat!
Ceeling cat do manifest in menny diffrent avatars, lukkin magnifisunt in awl diffrunt forms I mite add (as ai do not wish to be smited by paw of rothfull ceeling cat.)
Ceeling cat do moov in missteerius wais. Sumtiems maibee iz gud too be poyzon. Stop hoomans gittin too uppity!
I seez ICHC can has nu format, but WUT, no moar boting 4 comintz we likes???
Iz dis lyk t3h Florida boting in 2000? ICHC, pleez restor owr boting rytz.
Boting brgrs displehing K undur OE.
Wut? where da votin’ burgers?
‘Roid’s ryt. Apologeez tu Herr Strauss. Panther’s nawt muzik egsbrt, but kan kary a toon sumtymz
eye kan kary a toon 2, but i gots to do it in a bukit
Bettr luk owt, teh lolrus be kummin to taik bak hims bukkit.
Ceiling Cat sayeth, “Pleh, I can do better than this” & createth woman…>:)
>^..^<
…after which he sez, “Well, dat didnt wurk out too gud.”
Den finulee, Seelin Kat sez “Okeh, a betur ideeya, I haz wun.” and kreeyatez kitteh in hiz oan imej.
You can stayz in dis guardin parodice to serv and scritch me, jst dont eats cheezburger K?
I iz in your ceiling watchin Ur ebery move.
..sos he can fetch da cheezburgers
Stop foolin round, dumbass and gimme da scrudrivr!
. . . in teh can openur’s image
Please tell me those aren’t spiders on that hanging thing…cause that’s what it looks like. Kitteh exterminator?
I got to ask as Emily asked down there, are those spiders or what? o_o
Iz Ok. I pullz dis into da picksure softwear and blow up dem hangin thigs REAL BIG. Not sure what dey yiz, but I r pretty sure dey aren’t dem aren’t alibe. Dey make very dark shadow an dey not mobin. Eightleggythinies kind ob delicate.Don make dem big dense shadows, but only CC know what dey really iz.
When my kitteh jus a babeh an not knowz nuffin about CC’s probince, her getz into r sealin. We hearz her up der but we cantz fin her. All ob a sudden der huge crash an a sealing panel cumes down wiff confusticated babbeh kitteh on board. I fink CC teached her like himz taut Ickarouse…dun get too clos to da all powerful. Her neber go into da sealin agin affer dat.
It ritten in holey Purran dat pikshurs of celing cat is forbiden. Kitteh Hackbar on all ya’ll!!
And wutever U do, don’t draw cartoons of Ceiling Cat’s prophit!
LoLz. I sees a agnostic kitteh beefour dat tinks is a silleh.
ceiling cat wantz tu creeat bunnehz secund (aftah kittahz of courze)
but madz a woopsie and creeted hoomanz!!
Take ma pa!1!
Aye sav life!
and ceiling cat said, i shall call you man.
Genesis 2:6 But teh fogz caem in liek in Frisco An waterd teh ground so teh plantz wud be ok wen Ceiling Cat madez dem. 7. An Ceiling Cat madez man out ov teh flore dust, An breathd into his nawstrils teh bref ov lyff, wich was sorta liek doin cpr on a mudpie, but it was ALYV d00d man (v.0.8ß) so it wuz all g00d.
See? Man wus awl gud. Dis frum teh lolcat bible.
Amun bruthas n systaz.
praise the Ceiling Cat!!
lol i iz love teh ceeling cats lololo roflmao
yay! dis ma lolcat i madez front page….bout time me thinks
teh catz ftw!
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Tu Lolrus or not tu Lolrus. If der gona be Ceilin Lolrus yu bettr get a bukkit under der real fast. I iz just warning u.
y duz ceiling kitteh create man? wun of de ten Ceiling commandmentz wuz to drive ur hooman crazy wuznt it?