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singin…….i allllwaysss feeel liek sumboddddy’s watchinnnn meeeee
paranoya will destroya!!! concats on joor akkom.. acko… joor place in dis post karen!!!
paranoia stykes deep…
into yur hart itwill creep…
B-haiynd ur ‘pyootur it kreep…..
In Soviet Russia internet surfs you…
(congrats on nawt second)
♬
It’s almost a feeling you can touch in the air,
You look all around you but nobody’s there.
It’s been a long time now since you’ve been aware
That someone is watching you…(he’s gonna get you)…
♬
I noes dat toon!
I goes to see AP in consert in Apwil. But I never ’spect to find refwence to Da Voyce here!
I love the I Robot album
Alan Pawsons ref! Woot!
An I has no pryvasee.
I is yoor anti-phishing sistem. A phish comes by and I am on it!
i alreddy etted taht maus taht wuz sittin’ on yer desk
*burp*
O graeyt. Nao haz tu muv kitteh arownd tu muv kurser. Iz much moar kumbers…comburz…kuombr….Is much moar hard tu du dan mows.
An plz to be kerafull uv teh five pointy ends!
o hai fanks use gies fer gettin teh fishes and teh maus, I iz gettin teh bugs awtta ur sistem fur u k? thnxby
teh phish haz a flavur–naught taste fishy–pleh!
Oi Hai.. I upgraded ur rezolushions
Old old song:
*kitteh sings* If there’s one thing you shouldn’t do,
Peekaboo! I’m watchihn you!
An I kno what u do
Cus I does it tu
Anti spy vachuum nao!!
and by dat i meens the ASCVM – Anteh Spyware Cat Vachuum Mew!
Cat-thode Ray Tube
So behind teh times!
Should upgrade to an LCD (Lazy Cat Display.)
i sees wut ur doeeng thar.
dat iz de ovius komment…
stasi kitteh informs on his own humans. Das ist nit nice!
Stasi kitteh be eberrywhere! and tawkin’ wit teh KGB too
Tele-tubbies pet
kitteh with ‘pooter tummy
Just cuz yoos paranoyd dont meen deys not wachin’ yoo.
halp! I iz been swallered by a Moniter
Mer-reemak kitteh come long suun, be reskyooin yous
A Savanna Moniter?
Speekin uv creepy…
look at mee! no look at teh Cheezkittehz
kthnxby
Computar ruhns slow ahn demands treats with teh new kitteh chip.
~~~~* Out of Cheezburger error *~~~~
~~~~~~* Redo from Start *~~~~~~
HEX!! FTW!
grad skewl iz kickin my seating plaz.
sigh
eye luks in but haz no tyme to post – i misses yew gaiz!
wii misses yu 2 – i’m glad yu chekked in. That wai wii duznt has to worree.
speekin ov where the h**l are you, has anyone herd from Gayla recently? I’m guessing TINA moved on…*sad sigh*
an Teho and Stend…sad losses. Makes me feel OLD
I saw Teho and Stend poastin just a dai oar tew ago. Dey arn’t gone!
I too has ben wundererering wair TINA has gawn. An nao dat joo menshuns it, Gayle has ben MIA awlso.
PSA frum JCH4K (alias JCH$K, JCH0K, JCH4000K)
Janet asked me to pass along this messaj:
sign up wif D Marie’s cheezfrends so if you’re MIA we can come rescue you.
She misses peeps wen dey disappear.
I mus bee missin a hole bunch uv things on this site. What is “sign up wif D Marie’s cheezfrends”? And hao duz sumwun get 8 cheezburgers (from a much earlier post)? Inkwyring minds, and awl that.
Fanks tu yu mary O’Spockn foar awl uv yoor grate commints!
U goez to Yahoo, en u klikz on ‘groups’ en den ware it sez ‘Find a Yahoo Group’ u types “cheezfrenz” (spelt egzackly lyke dat). Den u clik on teh groop en u wil see a pikshur uv Skye en a pikshur of Michio, so mayk shur u hav on ur CHRG(wdoi). If u dont hav a Yahoo ID u wil need 2 syne up fr wun. We haz lotsa fun in teh Cheezfrenz groop–ryte nao we iz havin a virchual howse-warmin partee fr Salleh! En dere iz also teh Cheezfrenz Sykik Netwerk, en mennee purrz en hedbonks given en reseevd daylee.
ohai! nuther way to sign up fur cheezfrenz is to find D Marie ’s name in blue on wun ob hers posts, clik on it adn follow frum dere.
stalkah kittah iz stealin ur passwordz
lol, great shot!
Thanx. Iz ma brotha’s kitteh. Teh old puter (in da pic) broked, so nao he haz flatskreen. Kitteh can’t climb flatskreen, so nao kitteh playz touch de mous and noke de billz offen de desk.
Kitteh-watch. De nextest develupment n nanny-warez!
gawd! Iz messs bk heer! Bryng mee da big brume!!
Iz tole u doan go dem ’splizit syts!
Cukkie crums eberywer!! bleugh…
Sorry, gibbocat. Mos of dis happen las nite when no one who knew where da cart was was here. I tried but all I manage was to sameer all da splorted branes aroun. I use da cookie crums to dry dem up. Don look like nobuddy missing da splorted branes dou (*snickers off screen*)
*hee hee* Lucy, yew maded mee laff!
Plus, I luv teh idea uv using cukie crums to dri up brane splorts! Wut a grate idea!
*tosses cukie crums around*
*dusts off hands*
I’m byting your internet
or at least nybbling it
I iz on Ur puter, spying on your activitehs
Want goes on ICHC – Haowz eye getz n dere?
Derz a sum1 ai M longin 2 C
Ai hope dat he
Turnz out 2 B
Sum1 2 wotch ober Meeee!
Gershwin + LOLspeek: Ai haz it!
Nao I has a beyootiful eerwurm to last me awl day!
*Wanders off humming…*
finaly, gershwin in teh wai he or-gin-ally intendoed it to be herd.
on teh internets.
wif teh “bwoken inglish”.
from a bunch of kittehs.
Whirrldz kewtest webkam.
iz gnu extra cubderly sorft were!!
and it ar soothing too, purrs softly when happeh.
Wouldn’t this make the most awesome pop-up warning for when you DO get spyware?!
I can has AVG? or AdAware?
It Haz U.
Im in ur ka’pooter
Makin it moar slo
So u haz tyme tu get me cheezburgers
I would’ve gone with
“You’re gremlin attachment has been hacked.”
Did a double-take when I saw this cuz I have the exact same desk. :O
That cat is watching you so…um RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!