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use teh virus skwished!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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karen

singin…….i allllwaysss feeel liek sumboddddy’s watchinnnn meeeee

orangekittehservant

paranoya will destroya!!! concats on joor akkom.. acko… joor place in dis post karen!!!

 
kitkay

paranoia stykes deep…

cSmall

into yur hart itwill creep…

 
LOLDemon

B-haiynd ur ‘pyootur it kreep…..

 
 
rodney dill

In Soviet Russia internet surfs you…

(congrats on nawt second)

 
rodney dill


It’s almost a feeling you can touch in the air,
You look all around you but nobody’s there.
It’s been a long time now since you’ve been aware
That someone is watching you…(he’s gonna get you)…

kittinesses

I noes dat toon!
I goes to see AP in consert in Apwil. But I never ’spect to find refwence to Da Voyce here!

 
 
ChessieCat65

Alan Pawsons ref! Woot!

 
 
Miss Dawn

An I has no pryvasee.

 
 
Daisy the Curly Cat

I is yoor anti-phishing sistem. A phish comes by and I am on it!

kitkay

i alreddy etted taht maus taht wuz sittin’ on yer desk
*burp*

LOLDemon

O graeyt. Nao haz tu muv kitteh arownd tu muv kurser. Iz much moar kumbers…comburz…kuombr….Is much moar hard tu du dan mows.

Miss Dawn

An plz to be kerafull uv teh five pointy ends!

 
 
lovcharliecat

o hai fanks use gies fer gettin teh fishes and teh maus, I iz gettin teh bugs awtta ur sistem fur u k? thnxby

 
 
yippee!!!

teh phish haz a flavur–naught taste fishy–pleh!

 
 
hawkinsphotography

Oi Hai.. I upgraded ur rezolushions

 
Lucy

Old old song:
*kitteh sings* If there’s one thing you shouldn’t do,
Peekaboo! I’m watchihn you!

kag

An I kno what u do
Cus I does it tu

 
 
Wibbleh

Anti spy vachuum nao!!

Wibbleh

and by dat i meens the ASCVM - Anteh Spyware Cat Vachuum Mew!

 
 
catalogical humor

So behind teh times!
Should upgrade to an LCD (Lazy Cat Display.)

 
 
 
kitkay

stasi kitteh informs on his own humans. Das ist nit nice!

orangekittehservant

Stasi kitteh be eberrywhere! and tawkin’ wit teh KGB too

 
 
kitkay

Tele-tubbies pet
kitteh with ‘pooter tummy

 
tokyorose

Just cuz yoos paranoyd dont meen deys not wachin’ yoo.

 
kitkay

halp! I iz been swallered by a Moniter

zauberflote

Mer-reemak kitteh come long suun, be reskyooin yous

 
Cassidy

A Savanna Moniter?

Speekin uv creepy…

 
 
kitkay

look at mee! no look at teh Cheezkittehz
kthnxby

 
Zutto

Computar ruhns slow ahn demands treats with teh new kitteh chip.

starling

~~~~* Out of Cheezburger error *~~~~

~~~~~~* Redo from Start *~~~~~~

dogbotherer

HEX!! FTW!

grad skewl iz kickin my seating plaz.
sigh
eye luks in but haz no tyme to post - i misses yew gaiz!

cSmall

wii misses yu 2 - i’m glad yu chekked in. That wai wii duznt has to worree.

speekin ov where the h**l are you, has anyone herd from Gayla recently? I’m guessing TINA moved on…*sad sigh*

Lucy

an Teho and Stend…sad losses. Makes me feel OLD

Zippycat

I saw Teho and Stend poastin just a dai oar tew ago. Dey arn’t gone!

 
 
Miss Dawn

I too has ben wundererering wair TINA has gawn. An nao dat joo menshuns it, Gayle has ben MIA awlso.

mary O'Spockn

PSA frum JCH4K (alias JCH$K, JCH0K, JCH4000K)

Janet asked me to pass along this messaj:

sign up wif D Marie’s cheezfrends so if you’re MIA we can come rescue you.

She misses peeps wen dey disappear.

 
LyP

I mus bee missin a hole bunch uv things on this site. What is “sign up wif D Marie’s cheezfrends”? And hao duz sumwun get 8 cheezburgers (from a much earlier post)? Inkwyring minds, and awl that.

Fanks tu yu mary O’Spockn foar awl uv yoor grate commints!

 
teenie

U goez to Yahoo, en u klikz on ‘groups’ en den ware it sez ‘Find a Yahoo Group’ u types “cheezfrenz” (spelt egzackly lyke dat). Den u clik on teh groop en u wil see a pikshur uv Skye en a pikshur of Michio, so mayk shur u hav on ur CHRG(wdoi). If u dont hav a Yahoo ID u wil need 2 syne up fr wun. We haz lotsa fun in teh Cheezfrenz groop–ryte nao we iz havin a virchual howse-warmin partee fr Salleh! En dere iz also teh Cheezfrenz Sykik Netwerk, en mennee purrz en hedbonks given en reseevd daylee.

 
mary O'Spockn

ohai! nuther way to sign up fur cheezfrenz is to find D Marie ’s name in blue on wun ob hers posts, clik on it adn follow frum dere.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Simpson

stalkah kittah iz stealin ur passwordz

 
Liz Weber

Thanx. Iz ma brotha’s kitteh. Teh old puter (in da pic) broked, so nao he haz flatskreen. Kitteh can’t climb flatskreen, so nao kitteh playz touch de mous and noke de billz offen de desk.

 
 
Fiendishrabbit

Kitteh-watch. De nextest develupment n nanny-warez!

 
gibbocat

gawd! Iz messs bk heer! Bryng mee da big brume!!
Iz tole u doan go dem ’splizit syts!
Cukkie crums eberywer!! bleugh…

Lucy

Sorry, gibbocat. Mos of dis happen las nite when no one who knew where da cart was was here. I tried but all I manage was to sameer all da splorted branes aroun. I use da cookie crums to dry dem up. Don look like nobuddy missing da splorted branes dou (*snickers off screen*)

LyP

*hee hee* Lucy, yew maded mee laff!

Plus, I luv teh idea uv using cukie crums to dri up brane splorts! Wut a grate idea!

*tosses cukie crums around*
*dusts off hands*

 
 
 
 
two_kittehs

I iz on Ur puter, spying on your activitehs

 
woozled

Want goes on ICHC - Haowz eye getz n dere?

 
leaderoftheband

Derz a sum1 ai M longin 2 C
Ai hope dat he
Turnz out 2 B
Sum1 2 wotch ober Meeee!

Gershwin + LOLspeek: Ai haz it!

Miss Dawn

Nao I has a beyootiful eerwurm to last me awl day!

*Wanders off humming…*

 
lady rocketpants

finaly, gershwin in teh wai he or-gin-ally intendoed it to be herd.

on teh internets.
wif teh “bwoken inglish”.
from a bunch of kittehs.

 
 
paws4thot

Whirrldz kewtest webkam.

 
gibbocat

iz gnu extra cubderly sorft were!!

two_kittehs

and it ar soothing too, purrs softly when happeh.

 
 
Sal

Wouldn’t this make the most awesome pop-up warning for when you DO get spyware?!

TheMadLibrarian

I can has AVG? or AdAware?