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plz use charger cable that cames with ur kitteh.
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shockin dey left dat plug exposed!!!
Oh man! I almost got it! Congrats on not sekkund though!
What tyep of danze wood yoo like? The elektric slied?
shure. but you’ll hab to reminds me ob teh steps
(wanderz off lukkin foar hawt choklit…)
okay, i’m bak. nao how duz dat danz go agin?
Sorrry, wuz jus so xcited to see “no comments” and den i typed without a thought in ma brainz and den i saw i wiz sekkund and ai go da sadness, but ai do rly wish the congrats to da mary O’Spockn for da not sekkund. Ai not rly a sore loser, ai wuz jus xcited. Plz forgibs da rudeness ???
you hab just ben inishiated into teh ICHC famblee. Welcome!!
(ps, no need to polojize. yoo wuznt rood)
thx so much for da ai not rood! whew!
Mebbee we kin dans to “Yoo lite up ma lyfe”?
Beeinn chhezfrend means neber habin to say u sorry?
…caused kitthe lazer ovur load frum leeking ob teh elekrissimatee.
on teh howse
oops…rong plase!
sry, gaise!
not to wurry. yoo jest got yur wirez crozzed.
teh kitteh b messin wif my cumputer
dis whole thred be berry funnee! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I always to check is kitteh positive or negative polarity
luks two meiz lik kitteh is ground……
momcat
congratz, mary.
yu get 1 non-akahallik drink frum No Plase In Particular
yu get teh drink on teh howse
‘drather hab it in a mug. The house has just been cleened.
teh howse called “No Plase in Particular” wuz just builded!
ai seez yur poynt, tho.
so…wut drink yu wunt?
nuther hawt choklit? fanks.
ok, yu can has loto hawt choklit!
At least the lazers be fully charged! (Rest of kitteh seems to have overloaded deh enjines)
Congratulashuns, Mary of the House of Spock! Your rekord these past days haz been Electricalfyingtastic!
hey, could you post teh link for the bloopers?
I THINK this is it: at least this be whut I copied and pastededed. Again, Picard’s song and dance is at the very end (its like 7 min, I think).
Memereez..
Ai haz em.
Mai granfawther uzed to sing meh dis song wehn ai wuz a liddel kitteh on himz lap. No straw hat an kane, dough….Ai’m finkin Picard reely wuz habbin a lil too mush flavr in teh Earl Grey…
Ai’m jus sayin …
I did post it, i be tapping my foot now….
By the way, dat isn’t a piece of Kitteh’s lazer eye laying close by on deh floor iz it? (Perhaps blew off during kitteh’s elektrikal overload…)
oh, nooooooooooeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!
oh- wayt. dats just sum b0rg part teh kitteh knoked orf wehn dey tried to assimimimlated hers.
Defeeted da b0rg wid da lazer eyes – tuff little kitteh! Can be electricalcuted, and STILL defeets da b0rg! This kitteh’s last name must be Kirk!
BTW, did you find sukkcessful link to Picard’s song and danse (obveeously he must have been intoxikated when he did that….)
dat wuz the silleeeee. fanks! i dnot fink he culd hab catched dat kane if he’d been dwinkin too much, dough. unless maybee he retayned sum b0rglike reflexes frum his lol kute us daze.
And da wurst part iz, I gots lots to do tonight, and when I’z start watching U-Tubes clips (speshally Star Trek ones) (or silly kittehs ones) (or etc, etc,etc) I ends up wasting too muches times there! (Unlike the useful times I spends at ICHC – dat be importante to my sycholo…psikocl…um, mental well-being)
BTW – Where be all the hamburgers go??? I sees none on anyones.
ai gibs u all teh chzbrgrs!!!11!!
nao u tells mee teh seekrit to teh nawt-secundy postings…
Ai fink mebbee de kitteh blode itz gnoze..? pleugh ploff sputt!!
Is perfect siez for cyoorius kitteh pawz!
yoo wuz berry berry cloze.
now, buy uz sum dwinks.
teh tradishunal nawt furst dwink is eethur Dr. Peppleh, oar Anythingbutdrpepper.
aisle hab my ushual : hawt choklit, stirred nawt shaken wif candycayn stirrer.
no olive.
wayt. Rosie shud be buyin teh drinks cause she’s sekund. i’m confuzzled.
rosie da new iz lrnin da etikette and i not doin so well
Waaaa
ai buy round ub da hawt choklit, stirred nawt shaken wif candycayn stirrer
you are a verrry fast lerner!
k, Rosie…that b 12 cheezdollahz!
thx 4 bying frum No Plase In Particular!
Hav a nise dai!
hey, you forgot my “no olive!!”
go esy, mary. remember,Rosie still gettin teh hang ov this. ai am, 2!
Dr. Peppleh oar Anythingbutdrpepper on da newb dum poster to da commentz Rosie
ohai. its berry cold here. so wun ob teh hawt choklits, wif de candycane stirrer, in teh kind of mug you can wrap teh paws around fur warmth, yes, ai think wun ob those would be very xcellent.
then wez can sit back,
sip,
congratulate mary fer nawt-secunding,
sip,
clink glasses wif rosie and cheers her up,
sip,
waits for care troll to appear to comment on teh danjurs of electrishity,
sip …
ai ok now *sniffle*…thx Phillipe…ai jus an old kitteh so ai getz sensitib and tink da yungr
kittehs wont likez mai…ai likez da baby kittehs and da teen kittehs and ebberybody!
o hai, frenz. i yam bak. had to go make sum munniez werkin adn mist the pardee. Eny hawt choklit left?
Ahhh.
(warms paws up- glad the hawt choklit is not on house but in mug)
muches bedder.
Wood joo ltke a twist wif dat?? OK ai gibs it 2 joo..
* twist n kik & twist n kik * * shake shake shake*—- oops, ai meen ..
*stir stir stir* ( repeete) Big finnish naow…. Himz namez Larz
” Ratz Buttz” Dis wuz spozes to be by Mary’s tea an pepp stik – no olive
Ego kitteh is nawt well grownded.
BZZZZZTTTT!
Don’t taze me bro!
i bin gon a long tym but ize bak fer nau. mai cuzzin did this wid a booby pin wonse. hims eyes not gloed like that butt himz ternd the wall blak.
glad yure back.
Atomic batteries to power, turbines to speed…
Holy Electrons, Catman!
Yew putcher ryte fut in, yew putcher OWWWWWWW NAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Kitteh wuz tryun tew keep up on currint evvents.
bwaaaahahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIN!
Quik-charge cat chargez just a bit too quik?
Adn Kitteh, nebber a mettal key, needer! I has xpuriance wit dis.
WOO LEFT TEH KITTEH PLUGED IN???!!!!!
adn why isn’t she plugged into teh surge protektor!!!
Wud sum nize cheezfren type da etikette for sekkund plase comment poster. Ai gettin idea it not a gud thing! Ai will put it in da dikshuairy too so udder newbs like me will noes wut to do. thx
Aiv notist taht cheezfrenz postting sekkund or sun aphter teh furvest frum lastest post kongratchulaat teh nawt-sekund (f.u.r.s.t) n ofer tu sharr a dans wif dem, yuzuwally askking teh nawt-sekudn poster wut dans tehy wud liek.
Ai not kno wai cheezfrenz don yuz teh wurd in (above), wifawt teh peeriyuds, tho.
Mabee sumwun elz kann eksplaan wai taht wurd avoydeded.
Sumtymz teh dans choys disskushuns r bery funni and punni… lol!
Thx Feelionophiliac for da info! Ai will prolly go crazy da nex tyme to though! lolz
ai wuz so xcited ai dint noes wut to do!
yup. sortof feelz teh way skwirrels look wehn dey cross teh road adn panik adn goes bak and forth. but at least you don’t get skwished, here. just try again.and Don’t Panic (pretend dis is in big red letters.)
we duzzent yuze teh f-werd bcuz dere hav bin 2 mennee peeplz dat just yell “FIRST!!!11!!11elebentywun” wifowt makin a akchual comment. also, werdpress sumtymez lets u fink u gettid teh top spot, but den putz up anudder post abov it en den if u alreddy shoutid teh f werd u will look verree sillee. if u manajiz 2 mayk teh prior-to-second post, u shud try to say sumfin witty, smrt, and/or phunnee. den wen we seez ur witty post, we wil all sellabrayt wif u. sumtymez dere iz a danse, sumtymez a sawng, sumtymez a kik-lyne wif seqwinz en hi-heel shooz, sumtymez a partee in teh nawty barn (wif teh yung nekkid gy doin teh ironin).
oh, you fergot to add that the world adn civilizashun as we know it ends if the furvest frum last person says dat dred werd [looks around adn wisp urz:]
firszzzzzzzzzZZZZZZAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpppppppppppppppop.
owie. teh static el egg drissity is awful dese days.
janethas1twodatrillinpowerkittehs iz galavant aboutz… I tries mai best heer-
iz oldz tradamition- wuz frum Teho nawt likn peeps whose gotz to da pitchur whenz it komz up n awl deh sai is f—t! in da post. Iz boarding n ‘noying. Himz gotz gud pointyz sos we fink up wais to congrats peepz wif out using da f—t! (rhymes wif BURST! nawt oder wurd). Kinda wurkd itsself intoz a (meme?) da dancin camz lader- Id hab two ask gascat whut pitchur dat wuz startzed on. Da idear iz ta cum up wif a danc dat fitz eder da pitchur or da comment.
az janet wud sai-
weiz hab berri few rulez here
no sayn da baddy wurd
be nice to eberbuddi
n DON’T LETZ LOLCATBURGLER NEAR ANYFING TALL!
momcat
Taht is rite, momcat.
Zackly whut janet wud says.
Hoap she enjoyin her gallivantin!
akshooly ai DUZ kno where teh nawt secund danse cayme frum, eet all started wiff dis picshoor:
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/20/dumbledore-is-gay/
and teh nawt secund cayme frum leaderoftheband nawt teho.
trabelling Merry Kan kitteh tries to charge lazurs in Yurpean elektirkal plug adn is shocked, just shocked, bye teh reesultz.
Wuz shawk an’ awe.
gigl.
ynot, wuz shok Fermi as well
KEP’N, teh DiLYthIuM Krstls, teyr at FULL POWR alredy! T3ey kana tayk eny moar! They’r Gonna blow!!
‘lectric kitteh is meditatin’ — “Ohm… Ohm… Ohm…”
Ohm, ohm on deh raynge.
Ohm papa meow meow
Sholnt dat be , ohm ohm ohm?
Jess wunderin’
Oooops. sorri. shud have red better.
I so dum
Gahilk
Who ya gonna call? Gaussbusters
‘lectric kitteh yurkin a harbl: “erg, erg, erg, mazzzda!”
energizing the family joules
resistance is futile
Yes, 1CB trolls resistant to teh fact dey is sooo lame ’cause dere onlies life come from gibbin out teh 1CB to all teh peeps. emo kitteh will cry for you.
‘member kitteh, it’s not the voltz dat kills, it’s de amps!
demz nawt amps! demz currents!
momcat
I can haz skonze wif mai currents?
I be thinking teh kitteh gotted hiz wirz crosseded so insted of “ohm” he be meditatingz wit deh “Mho.”
Mho, mho, mho. Mho cheezbergerz, plz.
k.thnx.bai.
weras ohm is a mesure ob resintance, mho iz a measuure of conduck tiv a tie.
Mie EE, lemme show u itz
Roombah kitteh needz moar powar NAO
He’z ded, Jim.
how iz he ded if his i’s ar glowing? iz he Terminater kitteh?
I’m not an electrician, Jim.
Terminator Kitteh battle damaged, but absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until he gets cheezburger.
Looks liek robot with no arms and white helmut gonna jump onna kitteh…
mah eyez. they iz hurty. wai u lookin at me?
Energizer Kitteh Nao Fullee Charged!!11!
recharge cat needs recharga
wazer beems aktivatid
Whomsoeva was axing, Uno the beagle won Westminister.
Kewl
thats soooooooo funny :big:
i shows my mum and she laffed er head off!!!!!!!!!!
how do u do the lolcat builder?
ohai obberywun …
sumfin strange have happened to ICHC site. New fancy layout, wif comments all nesty and pretty bloo border an evertyhing. Ize still uzing the fyrefocks brwzer, so nuffin new there.
iz pretty cool, but makes me curious
testing testing
I can has yur attenshun plz? Tu the owner of floofy black kitteh parked in teh living room… yur lites are on.
Home Safety Tips!
dood if u leavz ur kitteh on, batteriez will run aut! an u no how u haz 2 put moar of dem in dnt u?