Comments on: mapquest

By: God's child :)

God's child :) — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 03:11:21 +0000

omg i used to have that map carpet!!

By: laundry

laundry — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:58:13 +0000

Mapquest responds: http://devblog.mapquest.com/2008/02/22/icanhasmapquest/

By: syahidali

syahidali — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 05:05:18 +0000

i wishz i consult google mapz earlier

By: taio

taio — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:20:12 +0000

WIN!

I had 1 of these when I was little!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:36:00 +0000

Joo needz sum merjenzee halp-Ai prescribe da nice warm drinkee,cumfy slipperz,choklit n many snorgles npurrs from kittehs.Hope dis Halp?
-Maybee wun day joo miyt ware dat CHRG at teh meetins.It miyt halp to keep branzez from splodin wen it not bees intrestin.Maybee udders will noe of teh ICHC societee n larf n make it a happy tyme meetin.
Ai be finkin ob joo nex tyme ai has cewcumba sammidges n wunnerin about CHRG beein de nue zecutive hedware!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:22:55 +0000

Mai husban gived up arskin me fer direkshuns.Ai nebber noes wer we shud be goin less ai bin der befor.Mai direkshuns gots us lawst in teh yooniversity citeh ob Oxford recenlee-We bee drivin in teh prohibited places n awl dem peepz wid big branzez be staren n wavin fistses.OOh deer.sorree Oxford.Ai go by monorail Cat nex tyme!!!

By: Patrick

Patrick — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:49:19 +0000

Anuvver Beetlols hit: Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?

Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
No wun wil b watchin us,
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:00:30 +0000

Nawt just yurs. Mine keeps tryin to get me to make U-turns in teh middle of 8-lane hiways an turn down teh off-ramp of teh motorway. Ai am alwso glad to see dat ai is nawt teh only wun hoo talks to tehr GPS – ai has Tom-Tom too, but ai pickd teh girl voyss opshun – she is bery bossy an keeps tellin me to go stoopy ways to places ai no, so ai has taken to showtin back at her. She awlso compleetly ignores Richmond Park – just refewses to accept dat it is dere an dat tehr is roads froo it an sends me awn a 6 mile detour rather tahn takin teh direct root froo teh park.

Is still bedder dan relying awn husband for direkshuns tho.

By: SJ

SJ — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:53:39 +0000

Ohai Tidmum, u is in Ingerland too? We cawls it TeenyTiny Ingerland since ob corse it is a bery smawl country an we awl nose each udder heer. Dere is me an Ambercat an paws4thot (ackshully he is in TeenyTiny Scawtland wehr teh Scotch whisky comes from) an lots of udder peeps (mai brane is nawt well today, ai just came out of a free howr meeting about accownting – blargh, my brain it ar ded udderwise ai wud list dem awl). Iz bery intresting heer as we learn awl about new cormfeckshunary products (laik “smores”) an we teaches teh Merkans about Lemsip an choklit hobnobs and udder important Inglish tings. And ob corse we regularly meets for teh Inglish OHai Tea, wehr we has teh Erl Gray Tee an teh cewcumba sammidges wiv teh crusts cut awf an teh fairee caeks an we awl wears our best dresses an hats an white (nawt CHRG) glubs.

By: vjs

vjs — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:32:39 +0000

do stret danc. hop hop jmp jmp spn spn twrl twrl o noz fal in mnhol NOOoooo clim up clim up hop hop jmp jmp spn spn twrl twrl now ey dizze wil rst in tre

By: somuchlove

somuchlove — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:36:02 +0000

ai knead mapkwezt to nabigayte teh cheezeburgz siyte todaiye.

By: apathy

apathy — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:32:34 +0000

stuk in twee… call fiyaman

By: super girl

super girl — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:26:25 +0000

LOL!
ya, 4 reel tho i no likez mapquest

By: mary O'Spockn

mary O'Spockn — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:24:40 +0000

thanx fur teh linkyee. i got it to werk by subs tea tooting : for // for doze ob you othuh Yanks who wantz to twy it.

wunder if dey wuud led us rename id JCH0K Boolevard Majik Round Aboot?

By: HewwoKitteh112

HewwoKitteh112 — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:21:51 +0000

NOES! Not teh Goodies!! Der “Ecky Thump” will maek de qute kitteh LOL to death! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers#Fatal_effect

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:56:32 +0000

Its funneh cuz its troo.

Ai membr wunce a cupl yeers agoa, ai wuz tryin too go too a consurt an mapkwest gived meh direkshuns too teh playce teh venue had used too be five yeers privius, wich wuz nao a yooth centar boaling allee.

By: thepetmuseum

thepetmuseum — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:25:12 +0000

why thanky.

By: Dexaan

Dexaan — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:51:22 +0000

Dr. Tinykat kant fynd teh hospytal.

By: D.R.

D.R. — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:09:38 +0000

WKAT trafic rapoort: a smawl kitteh was spotid at de junkshun ov 3rd Stweet an Fluffyonamus Boulevard, causing backupz fer myles an a almos’ leethul amount ov kyoot in the roadwey. The CCC had to be called out to provide blankeys an chawklits so everywon could proceed.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:46:19 +0000

Sumwun has been jiyv-torkin yu Hissy; we has to STOP! sines, an teh GIVWAI! sines. An mennee, mennee rondabowts! Teh majik rowndabowt werks best if yu just shut yur iys an GOFORIT!

By: (Ninja)D

(Ninja)D — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:37:54 +0000

i iz new hewe, sumwon hewp me wern to speke in youw wanguage?

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 22:12:56 +0000

I has teh Tom-Tom GPS. Teh voice I choosed is “Tim” a Ingerlish male. Is like hasing a butler in teh car. I calls him “Tim Teh Tom-Tom Pom”.

When I drives to mah house he gibs excellent and polite direcshuns and when I turn onto mah street he says “U has reeched ur destination”. Mah howse is way down at teh end of teh street but is ok; I can usually finds mah way from there, so I says “kthx, Tim. It’s kwittin time, take a rest. Smoke ‘em if u got em, etc.” and I keeps driving down mah street, which has howses on teh left side and on teh right side is a bit of trees and a steepish drop-off down to a creek. When I is about halfway down teh street, Tim, who is off teh clock now, remember, pipes up with “Turn right!” If I dids that, I’d hit a tree and or go bouncing down teh hill into teh creek.

Halp! Mah GPS is tryin to kills me!!1!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:53:02 +0000

Ai wunnerz wat wdoi meenz-Ai din lyke to ask agen-cuz den ai do luk stoopy.
Am lernin all de tyme .
Ther beez a grate supprot netwerk fur da cheezfrenz who get branzez oberload.Ai fink maybee helpz be needsded heer berry soon!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:46:18 +0000

Ai beez berree gladz choo tole me dis seekrit stuff.noebuddy else did.Be der ennymoar skelingtons in diz cheezwerld cubberd?
Hmmnn-nekkid ironin guy.I can haz plz? Ai haytes teh ironinn .Himz can halp me? oh,an dooz mai ironinn too???giggglllzzz
Sorreee ….ai beins a bit rood.hehehhe….Ai can haz thinkies tho? MrTidmum beez werkin faraways n ai be bit lonlee. *sniff*
Whoaah wat I be sayin? Der iz moar rommses in mai bed for teh kittehs to snorgle up wif.They be keepin mee companee.Yayyyyyyyy!!!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:37:07 +0000

no, Shirley izzint on dutee todai…..

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:36:22 +0000

mj forgottid to tell you bout teh (wdoi)…usuallee goez after CHRG…it jus means (wif drawin on it)….dey wuz drawin pichurs on dem for a wile, but I doan no iffin dey duz it naow. WWe even has a rekuvery ward wif a beeutiful pitcher window lookin out over Teh Princess Mu Meadow full of teh loverly flowerz.

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:32:11 +0000

Hai dere, Tidmum! Has enny of teh frenz tole yu bout teh nawty barn??? An teh nekkid ironin guy dey keeps dere….prolly not, I bet….dey likes to keep dat to demselves. Dey tried to lure Alan Rickman an a cuppola udder moovie star dere, but I fink dey all chewed frew teh leather straps and scapept.
It’s a wild bunch o peeps here….but dey teh bestest in teh hole wild wurld…I promisses!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:32:06 +0000

Ai sure fank joo fur teh kynd werdz bout mai boi.He bees berry hansum n lolkittehs beez himz nue seccund fayvrit webby space-sads it cannot beet utube n teh robot warzs viddeos on der.
Yaw boi must be at teh reely cyoot stage.Ai finks wen him gets to skoo he speekin in tew langwidges-lolspeek an teh reel speek. himz will hab de edge ober uvver small peepz!!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:15:12 +0000

joo be berry welcum.Yes.fries be chipses in ingerland cep at dem gowlden arches wer dey do be fries!! Ingerland iz confuzzlin playce sumtymes-lotz ub r werdz beez diffrentin ameriky.
Can haz salt plz?Thnx

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:06:52 +0000

O hai Ambercat,we beez naybers-ai lib in Chippenham.It be a smawl werld!!
Ai drove dat majik rounabout once.It felt lyke mai hed wus in one playce an mai boddee in anubber!! An ai gotz teh confuzzleded loezed teh wai an nebber got wher ai wuz goin!sikkee bukkit tyme agen.PLEH!!

Oh, wunce uppon ago Ai had a orinj n creem kitteh callded Melba(himz identekl sister be called Peaches) -he lyked to be a kitteh rounabout in my cul-de- sak.All teh driver peepz had to drivez aroun him.He jess look at demz wif himz big blu eyeses assif to sey ‘moob alongs n gib wey to da rite plz.’
It wuz awsum funneh to watch.-all dem peepz driveded verree carefulleh

By: No1

No1 — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:02:32 +0000

o hai, Tudmum. i wud luv a cheesburger! i bringz sum fries…u callz dem chips, maibee?

By: hissy

hissy — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:35:58 +0000

Oi vay Ambercat. Hou duz dat werk? I heerded dat in Ingeland der r noa stopsines.

Ai m n Chicago. Iz a grid wit big laek on da eest sied. Ai gets lost eberwere else wit da curby stetes n da rodes dat don lien up. N on da West Coste, iz alla cunfuzin bcoz da water iz n da rong plaec!

By: catalogical humor

catalogical humor — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:28:56 +0000

kitteh lookin 4 cheezburger icons on teh map…
…will give up and try Googie Earth next…

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:01:04 +0000

O hai Tidmum,
Mai boy not in skoo yet, he onlee 2. Yer boichik souns liek such a sweet yung man! I ar glad he enjois teh lolkittehs.

By: lady rocketpants

lady rocketpants — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:42:45 +0000

an den teh kidz starts teh yellins an teh fietins an u get so fustrated cause iz winters an teh gas bills r soarin an teh third morgage iz due an ur stuk in teh job whar u get payed too liddle an jus got called in to work anoffer caturday an oop! 1 of teh kiddies jus peed hisself…ai wishes teh wife wuldda taken teh birf ctrl.

ai luvs taht game!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:35:45 +0000

Mai kittehs be reskewed too.Dems hab a foreva home nao.We lubs dems soooooooo much.
MrTidmum nawt likin teh lolspeek at furst but wen him finks ai cant heer him speeks to teh tids lyke dat.Der be hope fur himz yet!!

By: MrsQ

MrsQ — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:33:29 +0000

din tey alzo hav teh shoo an teh weeelburroh?
– oh noez, dat wuz mausopolie…

By: MrsQ

MrsQ — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:29:47 +0000

ohai Tidmum!

*klinkx yumy whine*

Mai boy-hoomanz luv teh kittehz, and mai MrQ lovez teh lolspeekx two… (he showd me dis cite. iz hiz folt.)
– we likex teh lol so much, we speekx it two r kittehz, Zippy & Mocha…

Of corse, Mocha iz noo kitten, resQed from pownd. Why we resQ her? ‘cauz my little 9yr old hooman likx teh ICHCB so much, he wanz hiz own kitteh to play wif!!!

Tankx ICHCB!! U helpz uz resQ a Kitten!!!

Peas & Luv,
MrsQ

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:27:09 +0000

Ai bees followeded des direcshuns n nao all spinney in mai hed.Halp sikkee bukkit plz or has dat lolrus gotted it bak?
I maked cheezburgerz for mai kidlets jess nao.Ai maded nuffs for ebbereeboddee. choos be all berry welcum to hab dem.
Ai finks abowt callin a cab nao-ingerland not hab berry gud dentalist reputayshun.
Did do foottapfoottap……. danse but mai kitteh nom nom nommed mai toeses.
She say dey hab flavurz.

By: hissy

hissy — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:21:35 +0000

Ai alreddy noes dat, it wus chust n zample of wut Ai wood ask.

Chust neber derectshuns. Mai bruvver haz ONSTAR n getz lost alla tyme.

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:08:38 +0000

Yu cawl TAHT a rowndabowt? TIHS is a rowndabowt! Tihs is teh “Majik Rowndabowt”, wher Ai libs.
www://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
An tehy lyked it so mush, tehy putted lawts an lawts ob udder rowndabowts in! Nao mai trakkings owt an mai car needs to be fiksed!

By: Ambercat

Ambercat — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:03:09 +0000

John McCrae

By: kimw

kimw — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 18:02:49 +0000

Sigh
Orange kitteh Do Want-not care if Poyzin-I iz imn…munn…not affected by poyzin in kittehs. So cyute and complete in its’ orange prefection.

By: SPARKYSMOM

SPARKYSMOM — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:57:21 +0000

RUPERT BROOKE ?

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:30:47 +0000

O Hai Miss Dawn
Mai boichik (himz hatez me callin him dat but he will alwayz be mai chik) bees neerly 11
nao.Himz be gowin ta da big skoo in Settember.Teh talky peepz n all teh teechurs beed verry hard wurkin speshully cuz him gots a berry angree tempers sumtymes.Hims is lubbin all teh lol pikchurs. he cun reed teh capshuns but sumtymes not unnerstand.Ai splains it to him.He lubz our tiddyz n dey bees verree payshunt ob him.
Ai m gladz ur boy iz progressin well.Is at big skoo yet?

By: soo

soo — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:25:44 +0000

O noes! I thot dis was Cannyland!

By: PwnedBy2Kittehs

PwnedBy2Kittehs — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:17:59 +0000

I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

By: Miss Dawn

Miss Dawn — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:16:11 +0000

I ar glas dat yer boichik iz doin well. Dem talky-therapy peeps is teh win! Mai boy is gettin teh talky-therapy too, cuz him juss wuzn’t talkin as well as he shud be. Nao he ar making eggsellent progress! How old is yer boichik, Tidmum?

By: Shera(kittehvet)

Shera(kittehvet) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:13:11 +0000

I fink in onner of Catzilla, I will do a big major stompy dans.

*STOMP,STOMP, STOMP*

ooh, sorry babeh, I did not mean to stomp ur tail liek dat! But dat is no reezon to use da pointy ends!

By: Tidmum

Tidmum — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:55:12 +0000

Cor fanks for all teh splains.Ai not feel qwite so stoopy.Yoos r all berry kynd n halpfulls peepz.Am gettin da hang of fings nao.