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Happy Nawt-secund, Maus! Whut dantz u lyke? It iz Darwin Day todai so we can has dantz of evolooshun?
how we do dis danses plees? Ai will try if Ai noes teh mooves
Tell u da troof, Tidmum, we names da danse an den ebeverybuddy does what dey can or dey feels like. All dat r really needed is dat we all danse togedder and hab fun (Oh yest, an calls our danse da same name whateber it looks like. In magik cheeseplace we all Nureeff and Pavlova. Joo just danse ur own danse and it Ok. Get back in time for da da tradishionall buying ob da drinks for eberybuddy dou.
Ohai Lucy, fanks for splain dis to me.Ai be still lernin all teh cheez fings lyke teh danses n teh drinkses.R der any moar akshuns ai need to bee lernz about?
Ai still a newbie n dun wanna does enneefing wrong n upset all da cheezfrens.
Beez der sum rools fur cattiquette ?
Ai beeleeve dat drinkses be on me for beezin seccunds?
Ebbereewun can has teh drinkses of choosin-even DrPlehpleh!!
Cheerz ebbeereewun!
Ai dansin in mai kitchun nao-teh tiddyz (kittehz) fink Ai finallee loesded mai marblies!!
o hai Tidmum. donut wurry bowt upsettin teh cheezfrenz — peepz be berry payshent an unnerstandin heer. an der bee no roolz fur catiquette, exep tu bee risspeckful an moastly awn topik. menny peepz iz funneh an kreeyaytib an talinted, but iz nawt rickwyrmint. moast peepz iz kynd an kerrin — nawt rickwired needer, but it halp. deez fingz iz whut maekz dis plais so grate, ackshully.
o, an cheerz tu yu, tuu!
*klinks glasiz wif Tidmum*
O hai moe, fanks fur reply.
Ai bees notisin dat peepz be payshunt n I be berry graytful.
Mai eggsperince so far on ICHCB bees awsum.
All teh cheezfren be sound lyke kerrin n spekfull ob all de udders.Ai fink dis a wunnerful playce n ebberreewun beez verreee frenlee.
Commentses make me larf all day! Eeben wen I be at dat supermarketz I fink ob teh funnees an start larfin-(nother shopperz luks at me a bit straynge tho)
Dis a grate playce n ai bee tellin my frenz to cum look.
Big fankx to all uy yoo for happee dayz. *klinky klinky of glassez*
Juss wate, Tidmum! Soon joo will start lolspeekin in yer regyoolar lief! Frinstance, wen waiter brings joo yer salad an teh lettis is awl brown an wilty, joo will say “Pleh, DO NOT WANT!” Teh waiter an yer date will luk at joo funneh, an joo will be embarrasseded. Den joo will come to ICHC an tell us awl abowt it, an we will sympa… simpe… we will feel yer payne, an we will laff wit joo.
I hab been speekin wiv straynge werdz for menny yeers.It not be too differnt frum lolspeak.
Ai finks it becoz mai boichik got dat autizms n cuddent unnerstanz mostly uvver peeps.
Hims maded lotz uv odd werdz n dem stuck.-butz he be speekin moar betterz nao wiv halp frum teh langwidge therapees peepz.
Mai kittehs r usded to mummah speekin sillee.Dey lubz it.
Dis rly true bout lolspeakin in ur “reel” life. I fine myself doin it moar all teh time. Dats okay, cuz I juss get anudder laff from ICHC even wen I iz away from my computer.
I ar glas dat yer boichik iz doin well. Dem talky-therapy peeps is teh win! Mai boy is gettin teh talky-therapy too, cuz him juss wuzn’t talkin as well as he shud be. Nao he ar making eggsellent progress! How old is yer boichik, Tidmum?
O Hai Miss Dawn
Mai boichik (himz hatez me callin him dat but he will alwayz be mai chik) bees neerly 11
nao.Himz be gowin ta da big skoo in Settember.Teh talky peepz n all teh teechurs beed verry hard wurkin speshully cuz him gots a berry angree tempers sumtymes.Hims is lubbin all teh lol pikchurs. he cun reed teh capshuns but sumtymes not unnerstand.Ai splains it to him.He lubz our tiddyz n dey bees verree payshunt ob him.
Ai m gladz ur boy iz progressin well.Is at big skoo yet?
ohai Tidmum!
*klinkx yumy whine*
Mai boy-hoomanz luv teh kittehz, and mai MrQ lovez teh lolspeekx two… (he showd me dis cite. iz hiz folt.)
– we likex teh lol so much, we speekx it two r kittehz, Zippy & Mocha…
Of corse, Mocha iz noo kitten, resQed from pownd. Why we resQ her? ‘cauz my little 9yr old hooman likx teh ICHCB so much, he wanz hiz own kitteh to play wif!!!
Tankx ICHCB!! U helpz uz resQ a Kitten!!!
Peas & Luv,
MrsQ
Mai kittehs be reskewed too.Dems hab a foreva home nao.We lubs dems soooooooo much.
MrTidmum nawt likin teh lolspeek at furst but wen him finks ai cant heer him speeks to teh tids lyke dat.Der be hope fur himz yet!!
O hai Tidmum,
Mai boy not in skoo yet, he onlee 2. Yer boichik souns liek such a sweet yung man! I ar glad he enjois teh lolkittehs.
Ai sure fank joo fur teh kynd werdz bout mai boi.He bees berry hansum n lolkittehs beez himz nue seccund fayvrit webby space-sads it cannot beet utube n teh robot warzs viddeos on der.
Yaw boi must be at teh reely cyoot stage.Ai finks wen him gets to skoo he speekin in tew langwidges-lolspeek an teh reel speek. himz will hab de edge ober uvver small peepz!!
Hai dere, Tidmum! Has enny of teh frenz tole yu bout teh nawty barn??? An teh nekkid ironin guy dey keeps dere….prolly not, I bet….dey likes to keep dat to demselves. Dey tried to lure Alan Rickman an a cuppola udder moovie star dere, but I fink dey all chewed frew teh leather straps and scapept.
It’s a wild bunch o peeps here….but dey teh bestest in teh hole wild wurld…I promisses!
Ai beez berree gladz choo tole me dis seekrit stuff.noebuddy else did.Be der ennymoar skelingtons in diz cheezwerld cubberd?
Hmmnn-nekkid ironin guy.I can haz plz? Ai haytes teh ironinn .Himz can halp me? oh,an dooz mai ironinn too???giggglllzzz
Sorreee ….ai beins a bit rood.hehehhe….Ai can haz thinkies tho? MrTidmum beez werkin faraways n ai be bit lonlee. *sniff*
Whoaah wat I be sayin? Der iz moar rommses in mai bed for teh kittehs to snorgle up wif.They be keepin mee companee.Yayyyyyyyy!!!
Fanks Annie. I posteded a link heer abowt elebenty minuts ago, but stoopy WeirdPress haznt horked it up yet. I’m still waytin…
*foottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottap*
*sigh*
giglol re: *foottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottap* sigh—
Teh WeirdPress Two Step Danz.
Cngradulashuns, Maus! eben dough it be Darwin Day, don’t go gettin any Darwin awads, ok?
Funny you should say that Mary. I have tried to post links to the Darwin Awards twice this morning. One was even a “stealth” (ie. spelled-out) link. Someone at ICHC or Word Press is taking their sweet time approving the links.
Ur welcum! I duz nawt know how to do teh Darwin dantz, but ai fink that it cood bee a conga lyne an teh cat at teh end of teh lyne is stooped over and teh next cat is a leetle less stooped an so on an so on…u kno…lyke teh evolooshun of man?
*starts conga lyne*
*rolls fists*
*kick*
*”hey”*
*starts over*
Yay! ai lykes to dantz! Ai used to bee a balle…bawle…er, a balay dantzer!
I fink in onner of Catzilla, I will do a big major stompy dans.
*STOMP,STOMP, STOMP*
ooh, sorry babeh, I did not mean to stomp ur tail liek dat! But dat is no reezon to use da pointy ends!
Iz teh monorail stayshun neer heer? I am lost. pleez can have direcshuns?
I be thinnking I sawded teh monorail station a few pages to teh left. Doan worry about the spy-cat you will be passing, he won’t be bozzering joo.
— Dis behbeh kitteh-kat iz sooooo cyoot!!!
— Gud thing I gots my CHRG on or dere wud be branez splorted all ober deh plase!!!!1!!!1!!
fanks fur direkshuns cweenmj.Ai hatzes beein losted.It bee scaree.speshully cuz ai r cyootest orinj kitteh n dun want to be kitteh-napped.
_ cud plz splain CHRG? Iz it sumfing to keep branzez safe? Ai nawt noin dis.Ai can be a teenee bit stoopy sumtymes.Thnx
Oh, Tidmum, u not stoopy. u just not noeing.
Deh CHRG b deh Chicken Headed Rubber Glove. When you putz the rubber glove on ur hed the waggley finners makes you luk like a chikken hed. It be holding your branez in so dey don’t be Splorting all ober deh place when u b seeing all ob the cyootnesses.
If Janet wuz heer, she cud ’splaening it bedder dan me. If joo lukking back a cupple of weeks u can b finding her explashuns.
I had mine speshul ordered to fitting ober my tiara. *twirls to show off*
I think I will be putting rinestonez on it since it cuvvers up my pretty sparkles on deh tiara.
PS. joo can just be calling me mj. I not cween IRL. I just liking to be having a tiara.
o hai ,fanks.Choo splainz dis berry well.
CHRG ……Do want
iz a shop ai can biy frum?…wayt
*sound ob rootlin unner sinkz*
Yay foundz wun.Can custumize nao.
Much Splortin nao occurin
Gladz mai branzez be safe.
mj forgottid to tell you bout teh (wdoi)…usuallee goez after CHRG…it jus means (wif drawin on it)….dey wuz drawin pichurs on dem for a wile, but I doan no iffin dey duz it naow. WWe even has a rekuvery ward wif a beeutiful pitcher window lookin out over Teh Princess Mu Meadow full of teh loverly flowerz.
Ai wunnerz wat wdoi meenz-Ai din lyke to ask agen-cuz den ai do luk stoopy.
Am lernin all de tyme .
Ther beez a grate supprot netwerk fur da cheezfrenz who get branzez oberload.Ai fink maybee helpz be needsded heer berry soon!!
Yoo nawt stoopy! CHRG is sumfing you hab to bee arownd fur a whyle to see. A CHRG iz a chiken-hed-rubbr-glub dat u put awn yor hed for to keep brayns in wen u see a bery kyoot kitteh an yor hed essplodes. Sum peepel hab a CHRG wiff drawring awn it, wich is a CHRG(w/doi).
Iffen yoo furgot yor CHRG, an yor hed essplodes, the CCC (Cyoot Crash Cart) commes and taykes gud cayr ov u, gibbin yoo a blankey and sum choklit, and mebbe a dram ov scotch if yoo so desyre. Plus awlso, sumwun will shirley halp yoo scoop yor brayns bakk into yor hed.
Cor fanks for all teh splains.Ai not feel qwite so stoopy.Yoos r all berry kynd n halpfulls peepz.Am gettin da hang of fings nao.
no, Shirley izzint on dutee todai…..
go down JCH40K Boolevard, wehn you get to a fork in teh road, take it.
Continue on JCH40K around about the RTH traffic cirkul (watch out, still bean paved wif good intenshuns) turn right on JCH40K Boolevard adn a quik left on JCH40K Boulevard. If you get to JCH40K Boolevard, you’ve gone too far, so make a U hoo turn.
There you will see teh monorail stashun, but teh monorayle Cat is on strike (wantin moar cheeseburgers adn bettuh dentul plan) so you may can has to wait a while, so do teh WeirdPress Two Step to keep warm. *foottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottapfoottap* sigh—(jazz hands during sigh)
Ai bees followeded des direcshuns n nao all spinney in mai hed.Halp sikkee bukkit plz or has dat lolrus gotted it bak?
I maked cheezburgerz for mai kidlets jess nao.Ai maded nuffs for ebbereeboddee. choos be all berry welcum to hab dem.
Ai finks abowt callin a cab nao-ingerland not hab berry gud dentalist reputayshun.
Did do foottapfoottap……. danse but mai kitteh nom nom nommed mai toeses.
She say dey hab flavurz.
o hai, Tudmum. i wud luv a cheesburger! i bringz sum fries…u callz dem chips, maibee?
joo be berry welcum.Yes.fries be chipses in ingerland cep at dem gowlden arches wer dey do be fries!! Ingerland iz confuzzlin playce sumtymes-lotz ub r werdz beez diffrentin ameriky.
Can haz salt plz?Thnx
Ohai Tidmum, u is in Ingerland too? We cawls it TeenyTiny Ingerland since ob corse it is a bery smawl country an we awl nose each udder heer. Dere is me an Ambercat an paws4thot (ackshully he is in TeenyTiny Scawtland wehr teh Scotch whisky comes from) an lots of udder peeps (mai brane is nawt well today, ai just came out of a free howr meeting about accownting – blargh, my brain it ar ded udderwise ai wud list dem awl). Iz bery intresting heer as we learn awl about new cormfeckshunary products (laik “smores”) an we teaches teh Merkans about Lemsip an choklit hobnobs and udder important Inglish tings. And ob corse we regularly meets for teh Inglish OHai Tea, wehr we has teh Erl Gray Tee an teh cewcumba sammidges wiv teh crusts cut awf an teh fairee caeks an we awl wears our best dresses an hats an white (nawt CHRG) glubs.
Joo needz sum merjenzee halp-Ai prescribe da nice warm drinkee,cumfy slipperz,choklit n many snorgles npurrs from kittehs.Hope dis Halp?
-Maybee wun day joo miyt ware dat CHRG at teh meetins.It miyt halp to keep branzez from splodin wen it not bees intrestin.Maybee udders will noe of teh ICHC societee n larf n make it a happy tyme meetin.
Ai be finkin ob joo nex tyme ai has cewcumba sammidges n wunnerin about CHRG beein de nue zecutive hedware!!
I’m bout to start some remodeling around here…Dis’ looks like a nice corner to for a town “poop” statue…
http://www.wannasmile.com
Aww, teh kitteh didn’t liek da game
Orinj bebbeh kitteh: want
what a cutie, oh noes mah hed just exploded from the floofy goodness, the liddel tayl and the earses
Call teh CCC!11!!1 Hed Splortin’ emerjensees.
heer, taek mai CHRG (wdoi) …
scoop, scoop
pat, pat
tape, tape
nao u sit heer an dwink tihs hawt choklit an stay inna blankit ’till CCC gets heer, kthxbai
two_kitteh_limit,
fanks, that feels bedder
Gud to habe you two-kittehs. We got da splorchin goin bad las nite and nobudy knows what do duz wifout joo. Maybe joo leebes emefc…enerbgy….needinahurry instrhsuns 4 us when joo not here?
Kitteh Kong takin ova Lundun.
Where teh Goodies wen you need tehm??
NOES! Not teh Goodies!! Der “Ecky Thump” will maek de qute kitteh LOL to death! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kung_Fu_Kapers#Fatal_effect
i remembur da game uv Life had a wheel to spin and littl cars u filled up wif a spouse and da kids….I guess da kitteh is a new piece dey added in recent years.
din tey alzo hav teh shoo an teh weeelburroh?
– oh noez, dat wuz mausopolie…
an den teh kidz starts teh yellins an teh fietins an u get so fustrated cause iz winters an teh gas bills r soarin an teh third morgage iz due an ur stuk in teh job whar u get payed too liddle an jus got called in to work anoffer caturday an oop! 1 of teh kiddies jus peed hisself…ai wishes teh wife wuldda taken teh birf ctrl.
ai luvs taht game!
That’s about my experience with MapQuest, too. Kitteh, you are not alone.
We haz a sayin’ in mai offis — “Mapquest sucks. Pass it on!”, cuz we’s had so menny bad direckshuns frum dat site!
I can has On Star?
My expereience with ONSTAR
Tern lef at …….Hancock …….Street.
I cant aturn left at Hancock Street, Hancock street doesn’t go left. I’ll go straight and turn left at Gulick.
Tern left at …… Hancock …….Street/
THERE IS NO LEFT ON HANCOCK STREET!
You are now off the route, go bak to ……. Hancock …. Street.
I went fru downtown St. Louis wif detours during rush our in teh rain wifout onstar and got were I needed ta go.
I use ONStar in MAH OWN HOMETOWN and I gots lost.
mebbe Onstar purrsun sitz frunt ub kompyooter, reedin owt direckshuns frum mapquest?
Mebbe Onstar purrsun sitz frunt ub kompyooter, reedin ICHC and has to just fake the direckshuns.
F Ai had a cah, Ai wood loove ONSTAR. Ai wood hug it n kis it n cawl it Jorg. Ai wood allas b askin “ONSTAR? Hoo rote “N Flanders feelds da poppies gro, betwene da crosses roe on roe?” N fings liek dat.
RUPERT BROOKE ?
John McCrae
Ai alreddy noes dat, it wus chust n zample of wut Ai wood ask.
Chust neber derectshuns. Mai bruvver haz ONSTAR n getz lost alla tyme.
Tell me bowt it. Ai wuz takin mai brudder to rent a van 4 goin 2 Texus wuns, an get direkkshuns frum Mapkwest. Stoopy direkshuns has us going looooooong way rawnd awn creepy bak rohds (n dis is reel late at nite too)…n when we get der, we seez we kuld haf taken da main rohd 2 da ayrport. Pleh.
Maybe dat Kosmike warnin to stay out ob Texas. Biiiiig place. Eberbody getz lost dere. Besides., Presidunce might be waitn…..scary…where you go in Texas? Da furder west joo goez, da more buutiful it getz.
Don remembur whair he went, Ai didn’t go long…Ai wuz jus drivin him 2 da rentul playc so himz kuld pick up van an da frenz he wuz drivin wif.
Dis map are nawt to scael!
Tiz true. MapQuest = da sukxor.
Yesh, sweet floofy poysin kitteh shud yooz Googlie Maps insted. Is mush beddr.
No, jus gimme teh stinkin AAA map an I figgur route out mahseff.
I has teh Tom-Tom GPS. Teh voice I choosed is “Tim” a Ingerlish male. Is like hasing a butler in teh car. I calls him “Tim Teh Tom-Tom Pom”.
When I drives to mah house he gibs excellent and polite direcshuns and when I turn onto mah street he says “U has reeched ur destination”. Mah howse is way down at teh end of teh street but is ok; I can usually finds mah way from there, so I says “kthx, Tim. It’s kwittin time, take a rest. Smoke ‘em if u got em, etc.” and I keeps driving down mah street, which has howses on teh left side and on teh right side is a bit of trees and a steepish drop-off down to a creek. When I is about halfway down teh street, Tim, who is off teh clock now, remember, pipes up with “Turn right!” If I dids that, I’d hit a tree and or go bouncing down teh hill into teh creek.
Halp! Mah GPS is tryin to kills me!!1!
Nawt just yurs. Mine keeps tryin to get me to make U-turns in teh middle of 8-lane hiways an turn down teh off-ramp of teh motorway. Ai am alwso glad to see dat ai is nawt teh only wun hoo talks to tehr GPS – ai has Tom-Tom too, but ai pickd teh girl voyss opshun – she is bery bossy an keeps tellin me to go stoopy ways to places ai no, so ai has taken to showtin back at her. She awlso compleetly ignores Richmond Park – just refewses to accept dat it is dere an dat tehr is roads froo it an sends me awn a 6 mile detour rather tahn takin teh direct root froo teh park.
Is still bedder dan relying awn husband for direkshuns tho.
Mai husban gived up arskin me fer direkshuns.Ai nebber noes wer we shud be goin less ai bin der befor.Mai direkshuns gots us lawst in teh yooniversity citeh ob Oxford recenlee-We bee drivin in teh prohibited places n awl dem peepz wid big branzez be staren n wavin fistses.OOh deer.sorree Oxford.Ai go by monorail Cat nex tyme!!!
garmin? oh noes. kitteh gps mor advansd.
hehehehe – I jus imadjnin teh kitteh gps –
‘I disdayn 2 gyv you di reck shuns untill you gyv me fud. (Ooooh!! SHINEY!!) An nun ov taht dry stuf, I want teh GUD FUD. Tehn I MITE (is taht yor finger? Cool!! Nomnomnom) tell you wear 2 go. Mite not. We see how I feelyn at teh tym (I cud tell you now but wy rooin it 4 us both, huh?). Ok?’
I noes gets stukk in dis tree. lolz
Kitteh waytz in t3h town park four himz frend HELICAT tu land at teh big yeller skware on teh left. Monorail cat be along eny moment.
pleez to tell monrail cat ai be waitn to get on.kthnx.
R thos teh golden arches way ovur dere?
kitteh gps werks only on teh treez
Where are you going
My little one, little one
Little fluff tum and purring
Where have you gone?
Turn around and your tiny
Turn around and your grown
Turn around and your a young cat
With kits of your own.
JAJEH—Y u haf to rite DAT! mah momma kitteh sang dis to me wen i waz wittle tiny babeh kitteh!! WAAAHHH!!!! ***sob sob***
***sniff sniff*** Iz Ok nau. mah Momma kitteh still haer, no worriez. Jus, I gotz wittle babeh kitteh now, and I get all blurreh in da eyez. Iz OK.
Id geds me awll blurree eyed tu, wen ai tink ub dat. En ai no got bebbees.
Mebbe u need leeriks moar laik so:
Ware r u goin, mai liddle kat, liddle kat
Liddle puke-up and torn drapes
U pooped en mai hat!
Turn aroun iz ondeh pyuter
Turn aroun iz ondeh floor
Turn around and u have chazed it
Ware ai’ll see it no mohr!
Izzat bedder?
gigl.
LOLOLZ!!! I haz da lolfest nau! Iz much bedder. KTHX!!
zend fyer brigord – merjenzee kitteh stuk yn triii!! halp halps plz thx
fyer brigord beez cummin.Dey be savin teh kitteh.Dey is kynd to paw liddel scarded kittehs.
Mai frenz bee in dat fyor brigod.Himz allus be halpin teh kittehs dat get stukz.
Sigh
Orange kitteh Do Want-not care if Poyzin-I iz imn…munn…not affected by poyzin in kittehs. So cyute and complete in its’ orange prefection.
Sew it sed taek furd eksit awf roturee, an den furst left. Dat wut i dood. Y i in midul uv park insted uv at cheezburgr stoar?
google maps iz teh best
troo dat
dubble troo!
yous beet me to it!!! lololol win
why thanky.
LOLZ–dah kronikles ov (WOT) Narnia FTW!!!
Orinj babeh kitteh git stuk n rowndabowt…muchly pleh.
verry ineresting…… wat a bootiful bilding! oopsies…*squash*
I meen *skoosh*
Tom Tom whutsa runda’bout ?
is a Traffic circkle
I noes! Dey hab dem all ober Nu Englandland. Dey iz 4 confuzin da peeps dat dont lib der.
Yu cawl TAHT a rowndabowt? TIHS is a rowndabowt! Tihs is teh “Majik Rowndabowt”, wher Ai libs.
www://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magic_Roundabout_(Swindon)
An tehy lyked it so mush, tehy putted lawts an lawts ob udder rowndabowts in! Nao mai trakkings owt an mai car needs to be fiksed!
Oi vay Ambercat. Hou duz dat werk? I heerded dat in Ingeland der r noa stopsines.
Ai m n Chicago. Iz a grid wit big laek on da eest sied. Ai gets lost eberwere else wit da curby stetes n da rodes dat don lien up. N on da West Coste, iz alla cunfuzin bcoz da water iz n da rong plaec!
Sumwun has been jiyv-torkin yu Hissy; we has to STOP! sines, an teh GIVWAI! sines. An mennee, mennee rondabowts! Teh majik rowndabowt werks best if yu just shut yur iys an GOFORIT!
thanx fur teh linkyee. i got it to werk by subs tea tooting : for // for doze ob you othuh Yanks who wantz to twy it.
wunder if dey wuud led us rename id JCH0K Boolevard Majik Round Aboot?
O hai Ambercat,we beez naybers-ai lib in Chippenham.It be a smawl werld!!
Ai drove dat majik rounabout once.It felt lyke mai hed wus in one playce an mai boddee in anubber!! An ai gotz teh confuzzleded loezed teh wai an nebber got wher ai wuz goin!sikkee bukkit tyme agen.PLEH!!
Oh, wunce uppon ago Ai had a orinj n creem kitteh callded Melba(himz identekl sister be called Peaches) -he lyked to be a kitteh rounabout in my cul-de- sak.All teh driver peepz had to drivez aroun him.He jess look at demz wif himz big blu eyeses assif to sey ‘moob alongs n gib wey to da rite plz.’
It wuz awsum funneh to watch.-all dem peepz driveded verree carefulleh
Crash prevention kitteh assessez road ahed……….
Bebeh kitteh iz lawst beecawze he do nawt knoe ryte frum leff. Sew, he jes sitz thar, waitin 4 halp.
Tom Tom … whutsa run da’ bout ?
neds AM cofe and fx of ICHC cute kitteh. wod luv much
Orinj kitteh b teh Pawl McCatnee…sitn awn a parc binch n rytn daon wurdz. He maded u a sawng n ai wil caterwalz it…
N Kitteh Layn dere b a barburs fotos…let him sho u dem
Ov ebbry hed he can has teh pleshur 2 noes.
N awl teh hoomins dat come n goes
Stop n sai o hai.
Awn teh kornur b a bayncur wif a moturcar,
Teh lil kittehs lol at him behynd hims bak.
N teh bayncur nebber warez a mac
N teh porin rayn, very straynj.
Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz
Ai sit, n meenwyl bak
N Kitteh Layn dere b a fyrhoomin wif an owrglas
N n hims pokkit b a pikchur of teh Queen.
Him lyks 2 keep hims fyr enjun kleen,
It b a kleen masheen.
Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
A 4 ov fish n feengur pyz
N summr, meenwyl bak
Bhynd teh sheltr n teh middle ov teh rown…roun…cirklee fing
Teh prettee noors b sellin popeez frum a trai
N tho her feelz as if her in a plai
Her is newayz.
In Kitteh Layn teh barbur shayvz anuvver customr,
Wii c teh bayncur sittin waytin 4 a trim.
N den teh fyrhoomin rushes n
Frum teh pouring rayn, very straynj.
Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz
Ai sit, n meenwyl bak
Kitteh Layn b n mah eers n n mah I’z.
Dere beeneef teh bloo supurrbun skyz,
Kitteh Layn.
Dat is awesum n full ub teh win!
penny layne FTW! yay
I hab hartz and lubs 4 demz wut can rite da funneh wordz 4 da songs ala “Weird Al”! Dis iz maid ob berry much WIN! KTHX!
An now I sings anudder Beetles Hit. Revolution Number 9, frum teh wite album
numba nine, numba niyen, numba niyen, numba niyen. ………..
Kittehzilla
Not so bad aktully
I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!
O noes! I thot dis was Cannyland!
kitteh lookin 4 cheezburger icons on teh map…
…will give up and try Googie Earth next…
i iz new hewe, sumwon hewp me wern to speke in youw wanguage?
WKAT trafic rapoort: a smawl kitteh was spotid at de junkshun ov 3rd Stweet an Fluffyonamus Boulevard, causing backupz fer myles an a almos’ leethul amount ov kyoot in the roadwey. The CCC had to be called out to provide blankeys an chawklits so everywon could proceed.
Dr. Tinykat kant fynd teh hospytal.
Its funneh cuz its troo.
Ai membr wunce a cupl yeers agoa, ai wuz tryin too go too a consurt an mapkwest gived meh direkshuns too teh playce teh venue had used too be five yeers privius, wich wuz nao a yooth centar boaling allee.
LOL!
ya, 4 reel tho i no likez mapquest
stuk in twee… call fiyaman
ai knead mapkwezt to nabigayte teh cheezeburgz siyte todaiye.
do stret danc. hop hop jmp jmp spn spn twrl twrl o noz fal in mnhol NOOoooo clim up clim up hop hop jmp jmp spn spn twrl twrl now ey dizze wil rst in tre
Anuvver Beetlols hit: Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
No wun wil b watchin us,
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
No wun wil b watchin us,
Y dont we duz it n teh rodez?
WIN!
I had 1 of these when I was little!
i wishz i consult google mapz earlier
Mapquest responds: http://devblog.mapquest.com/2008/02/22/icanhasmapquest/
omg i used to have that map carpet!!