OMG!!!
I missed u so much
we r happy dat u founded ur ball…
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ware you beeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kitteh flies thru teh ayre so fast creates Doppuh effekt….
datz sposed to be Doppluh effekt.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!11!!
EKSELLENT!!!!!!
Mary, yore Borg-like precishun is getting more precise dan mine! (But then, I never be too precise until Borg circuits give me an okkassional buzz). I’z congratulates you agin!
Anyway, how about a danse to something like “Hello My Baby, Hello My Darling, Hello My Rag-Time Gal’ – I THINK thats the name of it….really an ancient song, but the kitteh looks like he could carry that tune….
purrfeck choice!
Mary, house ob Spok,
inbites CH, house ob________________
in a Tye Danz tue da toon ob
Hello my Babee Π
(Fyumi Gator’s ben gnawing on the notes again)
Eberywun is inbited!
Putt on ur dansing shues. Heer wii goes.
Hello, mai kitty
Hello, mai purrey
Hello, mai ragtime lol
Send me a snorgle by wire
Kitty, my hearts on fire
If u refuz me
Kitty, u’ll lose me
Den u’ll be left alone
Oh kitty, telefone
And telling me I’m ur own
Hello, mai kitty
Hello, mai purry
Hello, mai ragtime lol.
WOW!
grate, nao dis are stuck in mah hed!
kiii teh
kiii teh
gibs mee yer anser troooo
iiiiim haff cray zeeee
ober te lub ob yoooooooo
it wont beeee a styyyyyyylitch marij
I
miss foots, you okay? you got kutted owf!!
earwurmz. Just another servus i providez.
Faster than a speeding bullet – but with a Broadway flair!
you’re just letting me be furvest frum last, arncha?
Yes – it be intrikate consber…konspira….um, plot to fully be assimilating you into the unreel, dream-like world where I happily exist.
cue ominuss b0rglike musik…
CH libs in her oan lidle whirled, is ok cause dey all kno her dere.
(runs awai wif tail between laigs)
jazz hands !!!
dose arn’t spirit clawse….DESE r spirit clawse!
Doan ebber bee gone fur sew looong agin! I tuk u a hole 10 minutez tu tayke dat shower!
I uusta have two brother-cats who wud stand on the rim of the tub at the back of the shower, and watch me as I took a shower. They be my babies, so it wuz okay. PLUS, they neber made commints about whether my thighs were big or not…..
Mai kitteh sitz on toylit watchin wiyl ai tayk showr. She finks likkin self iz SO mush mor hiyjeenick!
Mai kitteh haz similur pinnion. He duznt wach me, but wen ai cum oud, he glanz ad me an ai ken tell bai hiz demeener an cattitude dat he tinks gettin all wet iz STOOPY wai tu taek a bat.
Mai kitteh did a similur thing: he wud sit on the toylit, watchin wiyl I tuk a showr. Yu cud kind ov tell he wuz thinking: Whoa! dude! It’s awl over yew! Run! Run liek the wind!
I wud laff at him, which he did not liek. But then when I got out, he wuk lick teh beeds uv water off teh ends uv my fingerz. He wuz kind uv stranj. But I luved hims! Gone over raynbow brij a while back, nao.
Oen uv mai kittehs goze on teh ehj uv teh tub adn wen ai triez tu get inna showwrr, she swaatz at mai leggz liek she’s awl – hey don u beez goin in dere!! DO NOT WANT
Mai Willem wood drink da warm wadder, tryin ta sayv mawmee!!!
He alwayz mayd me laff, he wuz da grayt kitteh man!
Mai kitteh waytz wile iz in showerr coz she wuntz her breftust – NAO!
Yous lukky KKM…mai kittehs insist on der brekfust BEFOOR iz alowd to taek showerr!
Nat dat u KNOW uf! Dey cudda been ROFL wen u finished….or eschangin comminds deh hole taim in Kittehneese.
or takin pics n poastin tehm on teh neenerweb.
OMG, dat be jus lyk mah kitteh! He wont come in teh bafroom whyle it’s on, but as soon as I turn teh watur orf, he RUNS in tehere and scratches on his scratchy board so I no he’s tehere. I go, OMG, WHO IS OWT TEHRE?! An he goez, Meow? An den I peek owt and hez waiting on teh cowntur so dat I go YAY ITZ A KITTEH.
Awl peeps shuld have kittehs waiting for tehm owt of teh showur.
mai kitteh Naomi hopz on teh edje uv teh tub en getz btween teh shower kurtenz (we haz a priddy wun on teh owtsyde en a waterproof wun on teh insyde) en sits dere wyle I haz a shower. den wen Ai em dun she hops inna tub en liks up teh liddl puddlz. iz qwite silly, Ai fink, but she probly finks goin in teh shower wen itz raynin in dere iz silly.
Mini yeerzago, wii hadz tinehkitteh wud get n tubz win wee came owt n role n wawtr leff n tubz. Ten shee wud get owt n rubz on tawl on flur. If wii leff nawt tawl on flur, wud rubz on r bedsheetz. Silleh grrrl, hadz muches funz.
Flaieeng Paizin! Wiff da jazzPawz
jus whut I wuz finking!
ohai, Shera!
feeline bettuh?
A bit. Still fighting a bad headache (daily for a week or so) that makes the interwebs less fun than usual
demented minez fink alaik. Thank Ceiling Cat.
Ho kay, whu bee turnin off da grabbity agin?
oranj kitteh is in space.
:insert appropriate trek joke herez
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2327362306890687814
hey, Trek is no joak, rite, Tribble?
(lemme go puts awn my spokears, i thinks bettuh dat ways)
Eye posted a link tu “The Picard song” on video google. But it mus haz an invizabilitee cloak on, cawz eye doan c it!
Dere iz mye linkee. Eye guezz dey had tu watch it an lol ober it, b 4 u can b seein it!
Or did u turn off de invizabilitee cloak Cookie’s human?
ooooo. datsfunnneeeeeeeeeeeee! no wunder it tooked so lawng- dey had too wach id moar dan wunst!
oh, watz. nao i got uh eerwurm…
Maybe oranj kitteh is in space, doing Ekstra Vehikular Aktivity repairing the Enterprize’s external deflektor array sensors. Will somehow run into trouble; will need Kirk to suit up and go out and reskues him.
Hmmm….am willing to traide places with astronaut kitteh…..
Doan furgit ur grabbitee bootz!
Astro-kitteh did forgetted de grabby-boots! And nuttin’ for pointy ends to hang onto! AAAAiiiiiiiiii!!! Astro-kitteh floating off into space!!!!! Kirk suits up, goes EVA to reskue drifting kitteh. Takes kitteh back to ship, takes off kitteh’s helmet….sees Astro-kitteh is a she-kitteh. Proceeds to administer snorgles to giggling kitteh……
AND THAT’S WHY KIRK LIKES TO ALWAYS BE PART OF THE AKSHUN!!!!!! SO HE CAN ROMANCE MORE LADEEZ, AND FLYING LEG KICK MORE HOSTILE ALYUNS!!! KIRK BE BOLDLY GOING EVERYWHERE! HE DA MAN!
Yah, how cum ebery time sumfin rly bad oar suspishuss happns, Kirk is first to teh transporta room? Neckst fing u no, de ebil ayleyuns has kidnappd him oar are forcing him to fite hisself oar he is accosted bai Joan Collins, an eberybuddy is awl “Oh Noes! Teh Captin is in danjur!!” If he stayed awn teh bridjj laik he wuz sposed to, dis wud nawt be an isshoo. Eberybuddy nose dat teh most impoartant persun who can get eberybuddy out of trubble stays OUT OB TEH GOSH DARN WAI an duz nawt go chargin in like a great big chargin in fing.
Dat sed, wud be much moar boringer show, ai gess.
Wuzzent dere a Starphleet proteecawl in Peecard’z tyme sew Nummer 1 went down, an Capin stayed on da shipp? Or dey cudn’t go down tugedder? Or did eye just reed dat inna buk? Iz been loong tyme since eye wach Nex Gen.
Tribble I think you is right, I remember that too.
yup, me threee. wehn Ryker furst met Peekard,, taht ishue wuz dis cussed.
Adn Peekard axed Ryker to keep him frum maykin an S ob himsef in reegards to the kidlets on bored.
Kirk swaggers over such restraining regulatshuns.
An inna movii, wen Ryker gets ta be capn offa awn trekship, Peekard tells Ryker no let heems osifers mak heem stayput onna brige offa ship. Regalations or noe.
Trek teh Bike of Trek of Star? Wun berry serious bidness for the pointy eer manufakcherers
Iz Mapquest kitteh all growed up and becomed a supah cat wid
mad flying skills, no needz mapquest anymorez
Orinj supah kitteh is poizin to the enemies of kitteh kind and protectur of all kittehs in troublez.
Did you bring mes sum mor milkcraitz? We’z almost out!
Heer I cums to save teh daaaaayyyyy!!!
Dat means dat Mightee Cat iz on da waaay!!!
Mightee Cat needz big pounce for tinee fly! Not get awayz this tiem!!!
Iff eye tole u wunz, eye tole u elebentee tymez, stop practicin teh wingardium leviosa spell on your Auntie Minerva!
FTW
Waschoud! Heer ai kum! Cadch mee an we hab happy-reonion snorgles.
Anti-gravity cat finds flaw in ur assumptions.
Maytrix kat dodgees boolits
hmm, r diz tuneh can in yer pokkit or u iz juzz heppi to sii mii?
i luvz u an yur oppozabull thumz too…
wherez teh canopener an teh tuna?
that’s hilarious! looks like a thanksgiving day parade balloon to me…
http://www.wannasmile.com
But I’m not gonna miss you this time!!!
Hay…r dos rehkordz in da bak? Hao owld iz dis kitteh aneewai?
(I jus fawnd awt dat dis yr iz da 25th aneevursuree uf “Thriller”…I’z gettin 2 b awld fart. :-/ )
Kitteh iz nawt old – kitteh is trad…traditi….lurves da ol wayz.
(an’ I feelz yur pain, diva! I doan wanna know that I ‘member when “Thriller” furst camed out…danzin’ zombies -n- all)
Me too…wuz teh Thriller video dat mayd mai parintz blok teh MTV at owr howse. Ai didnot sleep good fr weeks!
Da Vinsunt Pryss bit at de en awaiz skeered me…
If youse feel beter, I was awreddy a gwonup when it came out … makin me an oller fart den u.
(((poot)))
Time Travel Kitteh appears to ask your help. Plastic storage bins and vinyl are in short supply.
Ooops, let me try that again…
Time Travel Kitteh appears from future to ask your help: Plastic storage bins and vinyl are in short supply.
That maykes me wunder: since we’ve nevvar bin vizited by time-travelers, duz dat meens time travel wil nevvar be possible?
hmmmm. yoo shure we nebber been visited by time travelers? They just be berry, berry diskreet so dey doant messup teh spaysetymecontinyu uhm.
i fink dat esplanes wyh teh Treknawlogee on TOS (teh orijunal seriees ob STrek) is sew far behind wut we has. Somebodee messesesed up teh spayse time continuuuuum. prollly Jayneway. she allwayz gettin intoo trubble.
It’s summat abawt a paradoks, innit? If u meet rong pursun on taim travvuls, u kreate hole teh saize of Belgium.
Yess, it iz a paradox of an enigma inside a connundrumm topped by a puzzle, a squirt of wip creem an a cherry.
I gess we cudda alreddy bin visited by time-travelers, but yu’d fink dey wudda tol sumboddy. Or maybee itz a govvermint plot. An wut about aliens? Those UFOs in Roswell, an all dat.
I want to no all teh ansers. I axed Ceelin Cat, and she sed she’d has to get bak to me on dat.
2nd teims teh charm?
i iz sorry…
in teh futures, teh hoomans hav been taken over by teh robots, an teh kittehs ar teh onlee 1s who can stops dem!!! lukily, teh kittehs hav discobbered teh only ting taht can stops teh robots are flying disks ov vinyl!!! teh future of hoomanity, an, by associashon throo teh cheezeburgr makings, kitteh-kind nao rest on 1 time travel kitteh, an led zepplin.
bouncin’ is what tiggers do best
Winny the po ftw!
Soulja Kat… iz teh noo macarena.
Inkommiiiiiiiiiiiing!
Holla!
I missed you to… spaztic kitty.
~Ag!~
It’s an exciting day here at d’Beeker Laboratories. Cheef Sine-tist Phillipe d’Beeker is freshly returned from his dazzling sinotific tour of teh majewr cities of YourUp. Eeekwashuns wuz solveded. Datas wuz and a lized. Odd eances responded wif the cheers and lafter. Tastee delicasees was nommed. Yep, it wuz great.
And great to be welcomed back by this little 1-kitten greeting committee.
Trooo, dere wuz a few quesshuns on hiz return. Dr. d’Beeker saidz that his change frum teh previous identity of “pb” wus jus fur cornvenienc. Had nuffing to do wif inquiries frum Intypol. Nope.
An he saidz that he had been finking fur a loooong tyme about chaynging his hare color to bryte purple. That change was nawt a rushed decision in a airport bafroom. Tehre is no truf to those rumors.
An fine ally, we is pleased to enounce a new staff member here at d’Beeker Laboratories. A new assistant, Hans R. O’dent (Hans for short, and he is not verry tall, to be honest about it) is naow werking wif Mr. Igor in teh aquis …. akwaz … getting fings department and on teh speshul projects.
It is wunderful to be back here and able to talk to my frenz on ICHC, eats the murican fuds, come out ub hiding during the daylight hours, an so forth.
And, congarashoolamoniums to Mary O for bein furthest from last.
Fanks! welcome baaaaaAAAAAAAKKKKkkkkkkkk!
(ooopz. sowy bout teh poynty endz. gotta werk on teh retraktor beem)
Matrix Kitteh… is freein his mind
;-p
Cantchu see me standin by teh rekord masheeen
I aint teh worse tat u seeeeeen
O cantchu see wat I meeeeee-eeeen
Mite as well Jump
JUMP!!!!
Go hed an Jump!
(Aitees liriks were sooo creativ)
lol ;-p gr8t pic
OMG luvv it… it iz mye favurrit!
I wuz doin teh sam thinkun of de vinil an tapes. it bens manee yrs sinz i uzd dose. I’s sekritly eksited for de new thriller. hubby thinks i geeky for de music. is ok by me!
Flyin kitteh goes fer 4-pt. landin
Matrix Kitteh