i mus thenk bout ways to
circum…cerc…get round dis
smart kitteh can halp u cerk, serk… get round dis
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Need diamond en-crusted titanium claw covers to get through chain….
Better yet, I will make such deep skratch marks into the woord cabinet door that my hyumons will gasp at the cost of continuously replacing wooden doors – thus will leeve them open. And it had better be left open with sumthin worth my while inside….
Ai noes dis.Mai doorses bees matchstikz.Kittehs hab teh scratchee postses too!
Dey bees berry nawty.
This pic was taken after 30h of on/off pondering.
happy nawt-sekund agan, CH!
free non-akahallik drink 4 yu!
my plase: no plase in particular
serve cheezburgerz&just abowt ennything else yu wud want
no akahall n no kafeene!
Thank you, n1ip for deh kind offer. I don’t drinks alkohol either, but I gotta have my Pepsi (ok if its kaffeen free, ok if it iz. BUT NOW THEY’RE SAYING that diet sodas cause weight GAIN!!!!! Mega-bummer!)
dis becus teh hoomin boddee nawt builded to cope wiv arsti…artoofish…nawt reel shuggerz ai fink.
btw…FREE IIRNKS ON CATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I be truly bummed out over did outrage….I started drinking diet sodas last May, and nawt only did I nawt lose any wate, yes! I GAINED a couple pounds! I be blaming everything ‘cept the diet sodas!!!!!!
ai sry, CH…drinks on ICHC don’t cause wayt gayn!
I takes sevral then – non diet, full strength Pepsi. And a bag of peanut butter cups.
De fayke shugars iz nawt de problem. Iz da carba…corba…da fuzzy waterz. Salt in da fuzzy waters maeks hyoomans keep in da water n callorreees.
Okai, 1 fuul stranth pepsy, cummin rite up
ennything else?
Yeh but wid CANE SHUGER, not dat HFCS crap, Pulleeze!
o, yeah, heer’z yur peenut buttur cups, 2
yeah, and here I am running around w/ those 20oz monster energy drinks… I think I make the nurses escared…
Sew, yew are in teh crazy farm? wot wiv all dose nurses around I meen.
I fink itz syko logikel. U drinkz diet soda, den u tinkz u ken eat teh menny cheezburgerz ‘cuz u diddent drink enny shuggery sodaz.
Wen U drinks ta not-shugah pop, U body says “where da shugah, Waz swiit. U promiz shugah. Wants! Gimme!” An U eatz an eatz an eatz te shut-up U body. getz fatty an vox iz muffled.
loosy goosy or righty tity?
no…leftee loosy, ritey titey!
yoo bees rite mary O’spockn.
MrTidmum teeched me dis cuz ai alwayz got the skrewdrivery thingy wrong.
Ai kin do it nao.
oh, wratz. kant tell mye ritey fwum my lefteeee…
I liek ‘SEE NOW’, is acrimon… acronom… letters to remember tings wif
In US, da address numbrrs in mennee cittees go bai dis:
Souf, even, eest, Norf, odd, west!
So even numbrrr addresses R on da souf or eest sied uv street, an odd numbrrrrs R on da norf an west sidez. Makes serchin fur a playce much eezier to fine!!!!
wow, onceajinx. Ai dint no this! Fank yew berry mush!
Well, dat IZ a prawblum:
[holds up left paw - err, hand] Dis iz da han I write wiff,
[holds up rite han] And dis is da wun dat’s left!
Nao I’s confoozd… Which han mayks an “L”?
Ai haz teh saym problem! them boff maeks “L” shayp, jus frum diffrent derecktshuns.
an peeps sez aize rood cuz aim alweyz poyntin.
iz bettr tahn beein lawst, rite?
Co-congratchulashuns to U, Mary of the House of Spock!
I’ve always been a bit dislek…dyslecks…um, I’ve always had truble wid left and right, including how to turn a skrew or lid or water valve the way I wanted – UNTIL about 4 yrs ago, my naybor taught me the “lefty-loosey, righty-tighty” thingee. Has REALLY come in handy!!!!!!
Anyways, I leaves it in yur kapable paws to chuse a good co-nawt-sekond danse for us!
oo oooo oooo dat thing tribbul had as a linkee wif Peekard danzin- on teh last pic. BRB gotta do a little werk but you can start wifout me…
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2327362306890687814
I watched dis video; yes, Picard (who had a surprizin’ amount of hair!) and crew got down and funkee on da dansefloor in atavar forms – BUT – one of the videos available next to it was “the Lost Star Trek Bloopers,” WHICH, if you go through the whole thing of flubbed lines for TNG, DS9, Voyager, & Enterprise, you’ll see the “real” Picard doing a little song and danse to da “Alphabet Song.”
Of course, we all saw how Kirk danses wid da ladies in Requiem for Methusalah – I be swoonin just thinkin about it…..
could you post dat linkee? cant seem to fidn teh righty wun.
i posted it, but give werdpress time to hork it up.
in teh meantime, do the weird press two step Maus tawt us
foottap foottapfoottap foottapfoottap foottapfoottap foottap *sigh*
(optional jazz handz on “sigh”)
adn , dere it is. BTW the finish fur the weird press two step is GRIMACE/RAZZ
wen it maeks yoo look stoopy wen it shows up.
U jus maid me lol til eye crie wif dat commint. Teh wurds 2gether make me wunder bout wuts goin on wif leftee tity?
*ahem*
oh, wratz. kant tell mye ritey fwum my lefteeee…
Speshullee when I haz too lefteez an too rieteez….
…iz nawt so grate, akshoolee…
dis wun in teh rong place. just like dat chayn. in de rong place!
curses. foiled AGIN!!
Kerse mah lak uv poazible fumz!
Doan wurry, I haz faith in yoo. Meezers alwais gud at figyoorin dis stuff owt.
Oh noes… haallppp…
Awl dis cheezsurfin be mushin mai branzez.
Did fill owt commentses on mai faceybookkee in cheezwerdz.
Kin sumwun send fur teh doktur plz?
Dr. Tinycat to the ER, stat!!
? emergency orfo .. orftho .. ophtho … pedic … bone joint surgery? Dey use de hamars and scwoodwibers!
Ai noes wut ur deelin wif, Tidmum. Sumtymes ai has bin poastin oan ICHC, an ai goe bak to werk an stahrt to rite in cheeztawk!
ben dere, done dat…
I duz dat two sumtimz…..luklee I kinz getz awai wif it, I wurkz wif sum nontawlkn spanish kidz- deh is in da pre n kinder gradz, deh don mindz……
momcat
oppozabl thumbs
i no haz them
Kitteh is sayin:
“Mah intalekshul prowess…let me show you it.”
Ai smells kittehnipz!
TY PHOO TEA!
IT R TEH NOMMIEST TEA EVAH!!!
Or teh PG Tipps, whichevah u liek.
OH TEH KITTEH?
HIMZ LOOK S-M-R-T HE R SO SMRT!!!
Lubs teh PG tips. Nao we cans get it in Merika, tank gudnes!
mai ovver half iz brittish n lubs teh PG tips. peegeetips dis and peeegeetips dat. ai fink knot so grate ackshewally, ai prefer teh grean teez.
Yorkshire Gold or Lapsang Souchong, either one rocks.
Earl gray,hot
maek it so…
Haow long haz it bin sinse joo had ooolong?? Tooo long???
Wowz, i kant get oosed to dis noo 4mat… It jus popped in2 newnossity rite be4 mai eyez!!
oh noes, dey be steelin my old ICHC!
Hao cums teh naems r so beeg,
butts teh commints r small and nawt Arial?
AND dey be steelin’ teh burgers……sumtymes dey dere, sumtymes dey nawt…ai came to werk 2day an com to ICHC an thot ai wuz in rong plaze at furst….. luks weerd. But we be gets used to it, ai subpose. Change, yoo may be doin it rong…. maybe nawt. Hoo nose. Onlee Ceiling Cat nose, and He ain’t tellin….
Mebee I cans open teh odder cupboard and juss climb froo?
Yay Ai iz not onlee 1 woo had 2 kitteh-pruf da kabinettes.
Juss cuz teh cupboards r child proofed,
duzzn’t meen dey r kitteh proofed.
Cursies!
Foyled agayne!
Ai shal returne!
This website is the best–totally lowers my blood pressure and puts a smile on my very stressed face. Thanks!
I fink dat’s y we r awl heer.
I has nawt been here ’nuff lateley, an mah bloody preshur at teh doktur was 196/123! AIEEEEE!!!!!
An Romeow, I noes u nawt callin me stoopy, eben tho I shur can be summatiem!!!
♥♥♥Romeow♥♥♥
Oh noes! Rilly, ‘lissa? Prescripshun: Find a kitteh, and pet, repeetedly, until bloody preshur goes down!
oooooh melissa. you got teh “white coat” hi blud presshure? oar izzit allwayz dat high? hoap teh silliness hear helps. i hear watchin fishees in akwareeyum is good for dat too. for the fisshees, nawt so much , mebbee (if teh cat be watshcing dem)
Oh ‘Lissa, u r neber stoopy but alwais funneh.
Teh onwee fing nawt funneh bout u iz ur BP. Ur maekin me scared fur u. I wud gib u sum ov mah BP numbers and we cud average dem owt, iffs we cud. I’m gonna send u sum peeceful, calm frots tonite. Mebee u will b heer moar offen? U kno – fur ur healf.
{{{{{{{{{{’Lissa}}}}}}}}}}
Hewminz feenkz day arz
so smrt. Dayr iz moar dan wun
way 2 skinz a Cat!
Kitteh Yo-guz duz
nawtz wurk. Noar Feelyne Mynd Meld.
Mebbee moovz t3h chayn?
Wut canz beez beehynd
deez doarz? Nawt Cheezburgrz. Dayz
needz 2 beez kepptz coald!
Mebbe if Iz liffz
t3h chaynn? Wut Kitteh needz iz
awpoazzibbill fummz!
Jack.
oh my goodness i bet der sum yummy treets in dat cabnet
my kittehs might halp dis kitteh – dey gud at opening and klozeing kabbinett doors. sumtiems, dey go in kabbinett and hang out. most tiems, dey just open teh doors a wee bit an make dem go *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* *thump* as teh doors kloze.
I doan get it. Dey’s just sillie an liek da noize.
(I hoeps I gets da lolspeak gud. iz new wai 2 speek 4 me. but iz fun!)
PwnedBy2Kittehs, ur lolspeak iz bery gud!
Welcum Welcum to our happeh place! We r alwais happeh to hab anudder Cheez Fren.
I had a couple ov kittehs dat used to thump teh cupboards, too. Nawt so grate in teh middle ov teh nite, but it alwais maded me giggle instead ov get grumpy.
Fanks, Romeow!!
Iz bery gud 2 B in such a happeh place wif so manee happeh peeps an noo frenz!
Mah kittehs (fankfully) onlee thump during mah awake tiems. I fink dey’z playing a game called “We can haz mom play wif us?” U is right: iz gud fer da giggles. (sometiems scares houseguestses hoo aren’t hip to kitteh gaems, tho)
Howz a kittie to fix supper iffen I kan’t git to da engredents?
Circumvent… it means to go around….
ahhh…. the old reach around!
FINALLY. I was waiting for someone to say the Arrested Development line!
Lessee… Three right… one left… twenty right… oh C-A-T doh!
EZ trik for smart meezer kitteh….
Yuh but cannot tell — is SYmeezer, or Tonkmeezer? Pretteh kitteh, eever way!
Gob kitteh! I love Arrested Development.
now where’d I leave that shiv?
try uzen teh farze!!1!
We have a sphynx…..a nudie cat…she looks just the same….
Something about the caption reminds me of Gob from Arrested Development. I think he had trouble pronouncing “circumvent”, too.
Use your thumbs
REPOST!!!!!!!
heh heh. Funny
symple kitteh b burnin’ his branes out cogita…coge…thinkin’.
CatGyver thinkin’ of a solution…
dis hooman do it wong, get teh bolt cutta
i noes… Chanesore!